小屁孩日记(二) 作文

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(二)
“曲宇!曲宇!”我急急忙忙跑向曲宇那儿。“嗯,笨南瓜,有什么事情吗?嘻嘻。”好你个曲宇,竟然还笑得出来!不过,嘿嘿,你待会就笑不出来啦!哈哈哈。
“切,你又叫我笨南瓜,我告诉你哦,你就是鸲鹆!哈哈哈哈,怎么样?我聪明吧?啊?”我竟为自己的“得意之作”感到高兴。
“额,我告诉你吧,笨南瓜。鸲鹆是一种黑鸟,极其像乌鸦。你竟敢侮辱我的智商?!你这只笨南瓜!笨南瓜!”曲宇竟然生了我的气?!
“嘿,曲宇,我也跟你说吧,乌鸦是鸟中之王,它们可是很重感情和情谊的!是你侮辱了它们的智商了吧?”
“你!你太可恶啦!”
“你才可恶呢!给了我一个难听的‘笨南瓜’,害我被人笑话,我这是牙还以牙!”(ps:额,出于“笨南瓜”是笨小孩,所以弄他成语都给搞错了。)
“…。。哎呀,你真笨!是‘以牙还牙’,不是‘牙还以牙’!你以为这是数学啊?哎呦笨死了!还有,这外号是谁给我取的?我去找他算账!”曲宇又生气了。
“知道了知道了!颠倒一下成语顺序又不怎么样……嗯,你说是谁给你取的外号?嗯哼,是‘猫猫小姐’啊!”
“猫猫小姐?猫猫小姐是谁啊?难不成,是猫猫?”
“yse!”
“拜托!你什么时候才能记住单词和成语啊?是‘yes’,不是‘yse’!哎,你可真笨!简直到了笨得无可理喻的地步!”
“这曲宇可真够啰嗦的!婆婆妈妈的,像个老太婆!”虽然心里是怎么想的,但是我还是不敢把这句话说出来,因为曲宇他是我的朋友嘛!“看来,我确实是有些笨哦。不过,阳光姐姐可是写过《老天会爱笨小孩》呢,里面的黄金鑫可是比我还笨呢,老天喜欢他,也应该会喜欢我的吧。”
好吧,这次的小说又有些短了,主要原因是我目前的脑子有些“短路”,写不出比较长的,大家们请见谅。因为这是“小屁孩”的“日记”,所以写出来会短些,不过,大家放心,思思一定会在奋进的,争取把《小屁孩日记》写得更好!让大家喜欢!
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