求4分钟左右的英语话剧、2-4人的.要求简短易懂、略带笑点加分.

Hi,what are you doing?I am Jack
Hi,I am great,thanks,I am John by the way.
what do you in your laisure time?
Oh,I like to play table tennis.
Cool!Is it good fun?
Oh,yes.We have a table tennis club,about 30 people in it.
That's fantastic!Where do you play it?
In the gym where in the town centre.
That's very near.What equipment do you have to take to go there?
We don't need take lots things,only frw balls and a pair of bats.There are tables and the nets in the gym.
Do you need pay the money for it?
Yes,we only pay £5 to go to the gym,but joining the club is free.
You looks really enjoy it.
Yah,I love it.At the first I have a good exercise,the second I got the chance to know lots friends,the third there are lots pretty girls there,and i am failling love with one of them,haha.
You are very lucky!Does she like the table tennis too?
Of cause!Actually,she is better than me.
Why?
She is teaching table tennis in the gym,and she will be a acompany if you dont have a partner.
That's why you knew her?
Yah,she is a really charming lady,you know.The perfect figure,the perfect face,God!I am mad about her.
Oh,I see.May be I should think about to join your club.

A:hello,may i speak to john,please?
B:yes.this is john speaking,and who is that speaking?
A:oh ,hello john,i am jim.how about go out tomorrow?
B:that is a good idea,and what time and when
A:how about tomorrow 8:00 oclock
B:ok
A:will we need some food /
B:i think that will be good
A:how about bread
B:ok i will get some beers
A:that is greet
B:om ok see you tomorrow
A:see you

地球公转一周约用365天
已知一太阳日比一恒星日长4分钟左右,即一太阳日比一恒星日多转0.9856度
那么地球公转一周后,按太阳日计算,地球实际自转366周,而按恒星日计算,地球自转365周,刚好多出一天,即24小时,因此,这4分钟是24小时的356分之一.
注意区分公转和自转的不同,用图可以更直观的看出……

　It Pays to Be Honest
　　As is known to all, “It paysto be honest”. It is usually better to be honest than dishonest. Sometimes honesty may get you in trouble or hurt someone, but on the whole tell...

My favorite movie is the movie named ,the movie mainly describe a plot about a person who invented a time machine and can travelling through different period of time.I love this movie because I gained many valuable things from it,not only some basic physical knowledge but also many emotional feelings.
First,I get basic physical knowledge from this fiction movie.Personally,I love physics very much and always fascinated in such classical physic theories—the big bang,the universal of our cosmos,and so on.In the movie ,I can get access to many physical theories,it really excited me.
Secondly,the plot of this movie convey a massage to its audiences—cherish your family and your lover,they would not come back once they leave.Although with a time machine,the actor can not save his well-loved girlfriend’s life which lost in a traffic accident.The history can not be revised,even with a time machine,so the only way for us is to appreciate life and cherish our lover,family members,and our friends.
Last but not least,the movie sparkle people’s imagination.The movie is fiction,but human’s imagination is true.In reality,we have not invent a time machine yet,but only imagine it first can we have the chance to make our dream come true.Just as Albert Einstein said that:Imagination is more important than knowledge.So I think it is also one of the value of this movie—sparkle people’s imagination and let us more creative.
In summary,I like the movie because it conveys some physical knowledge (which I loved),convey the emotional feelings let us cherish family and friends,and made people filled with imagination and become more creative.

As everyone knows,English is very important today.It has been used everywhere in the world.It has become the most common language on Internet and for international trade.If we can speak English well,we will have more chance to succeed.Because more and more people have taken notice of it,the number of the people who go to learn English has increased at a high speed.
But for myself,I learn English not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for it.When I learn English,I can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.When I read English novels,I can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.When I speak English,I can feel the confident from my words.When I write English,I can see the beauty which is not the same as our Chinese...
I love English,it gives me a colorful dream.I hope I can travel around the world one day.With my good English,I can make friends with many people from different contries.I can see many places of great intrests.I dream that I can go to London,because it is the birth place of English.
I also want to use my good English to introduce our great places to the English spoken people,I hope that they can love our country like us.
I know,Rome was not built in a day.I believe that after continuous hard study,one day I can speak English very well.
If you want to be loved,you should learn to love and be lovable.So I believe as I love English every day ,it will love me too.
I am sure that I will realize my dream one day!
Thank you!

Berlin – Meine unvergessliche Reise nach Berlin.
An einem Frühsommerwochenende haben wir uns einen Traum erfüllt und sind in die Hauptstadt gefahren. Da wir ja wussten, dass es viel zu sehen geben würde, haben wir uns zwei Tage Zeit genommen – und das war auch gut so, wie wir bald feststellen mussten…
An einem Samstag kamen wir bei wunderschönem mildem Wetter am neuen Hauptbahnhof an, der für sich allein schon eine Sehenswürdigkeit darstellt. Von dort fährt man nur eine Station mit der S-Bahn und ist entweder am Schloss Bellevue im Tiergarten oder an der Friedrichstrasse.
Wir brachten erstmal unser Gepäck in eine zentral gelegene Pension und machten uns dann auf, die Innenstadt zu erkunden. Schließlich muss man shoppen gehen, wenn die Geschäfte aufhaben und das ist in Berlin auch samstags bis 16:00 oder 18:00 Uhr der Fall.
So sind wir dann in die „alte“ City (West) gefahren, d.h. zum Tauentzien in´s KaDeWe. Dieses Kaufhaus ist wirklich gigantisch, vor allem die legendäre Lebensmittelabteilung im 6. Stock. Leider war es sehr voll, aber nach kurzem Warten ergatterten wir Plätze an einer der durchaus empfehlenswerten Esstheken und stärkten uns für die nächste Etappe. Von dort bummelten wir den Tauentzien hinunter bis zur Gedächtniskirche, die nicht weit vom Zoologischen Garten entfernt liegt – ein Foto vom Elefantentor musste reichen, dann ging es mit der U-Bahn zum Potsdamer Platz. Die Architektur dort ist wirklich beeindruckend (Sony-Center)!
Mit der S-Bahn fuhren wir weiter zum Brandenburger Tor (Station: Unter den Linden) und liefen zum Reichstag, dessen Glaskuppel wir nach nur kurzem Anstehen (es war schon recht spät geworden) besichtigen konnten. Zum Abschluss suchten wir uns Unter den Linden ein nettes Lokal und ließen den Tag bei einem Glas kühlen Weißweins ausklingen.
Am nächsten Morgen hieß es früh aufstehen, denn wir wollten uns ja die historische Berliner Mitte ansehen. Startpunkt war heute der U-Bahnhof Französische Strasse. Hier befindet sich das Kaufhaus “Galeries Lafayette“, das leider geschlossen war, aber auch von außen schön anzusehen ist. Unser Ziel war nun zunächst der Gendarmenmarkt mit dem Deutschen und Französischen Dom.
Von dort ging es an der Staatsoper vorbei über Unter den Linden zum Berliner Dom. Bei dem schönen Wetter haben wir uns den Aufstieg auf die Kuppel gegönnt und wurden mit einem wunderbaren Überblick über die Mitte Berlins belohnt.
Ganz in der Nähe ist auch die Museumsinsel mit Pergamonmuseum und Alter Nationalgalerie, aber wir wollten dann doch lieber zum Fernsehturm und zu den Hackeschen Höfen. Am Fernsehturm taten uns dann die Füße weh und wir stiegen in die S-Bahn, um zum Hackeschen Markt zu gelangen. Nach einer kleinen Stärkung in einem der vielen Straßenlokale bummelten wir abschließend durch die Hackeschen Höfe und die Rosenhöfe – erstaunlicherweise hatten hier viele (sehr originelle) Geschäfte auch am Sonntag geöffnet.
Entfernt man sich ein wenig von diesen sehr bevölkerten Orten, kommt man in schöne, erstaunlich ruhige Wohnstraßen mit interessanten Geschäften. Aber leider war unsere Zeit nun um – und sie war viel zu kurz für diese große Stadt, in der es so viel zu sehen und erleben gibt!
Das war auf jeden Fall eine sehr schöne Erlebnissreise nach Berlin gewesen und ich kann jedem nur den Trip nach Berlin empfehen.

Hi I want to by sth?Do you have sth?

Leeds Castle,5 miles (8.0 km) southeast of Maidstone,Kent,England,dates back to 1119,though a Saxon fort stood on the same site from the 9th century.The castle seen today dates mostly from the nineteenth century and is built on islands in a lake formed by the River Len to the east of the village of Leeds.
wikipedia里面有详细的,地址不方便贴出来

A:Hi,B,It's six o'clock ,let's eat out.
B:OK,what's your favorite food?
A:My favorite food is chafing dish.And i always enjoy it with my family
B:But i think chafing dish is so spicy.I like sweet food,so i prefer sweet and soru fish.
A:All right,what is your eatting habits.
B:I eat some porridge in the morning then eat peking reast duck in the noon.At night,i eat beef noodles.
A:So do i,but i often eat the pancake in the morning.
B:let's eat beef noodles now,ok?
A:that's a good idea!

Everyone has his own hometown . I’m sure that everyone is proud of his hometown . I specially love my hometown . I think my hometown is the most beautiful place in the world . I’m pleasant to introduce my hometown to you .
I was born in a small village near yancheng ,I have been there for 21 years . I love it very much . The air is so fresh that you won’t want to leave if you can have a chance to go there .There are also small bridge and small rivers .In summer , when the water under the bridge produces gentle but interesting sound , you must fall in love with it .Both of the sides of the river are planted with beautiful flowers and green trees .Sometimes even you can see some birds flying through the trees .How interesting is it !
Another thing that I want to tell you is that the night is so quiet .At night , you can enjoy the quietness , which creates another room that isn’t known by everyone else except yourself .
Do you like my hometown ? If you do , welcome to my hometown ,I’m sure you will have a great time.看着办把（慢点读）

Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C),Tommy(T)---classmates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop.Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.
M:hi,Dan,what are u doing?
D:I am playing war craft.
M:Where is Tommy?
D:Shiiiii!
M:What?What's the matter?
D:Don't u see?He is still sleeping.
M:My goodness!I can't believe this!It’s almost nine.He got to get up now.Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D:Yes,I do.You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M:You'd better stop playing right now.We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue.Tommy!Tommy!Wake up!Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes,please.
Mike:No way,Jose.Time really flies.We still have a lot to do.Hurry up.
T:(Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes,please,just two more minutes?when Danny finishes his game,I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy.(Tommy lies down again.)
M:Guys!I am really angry now.Time waits for nobody.If you two don't stop what you are doing now,I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T:all right.All right.We listen to u.
M:That's more like it.We need will power.
D and T:what is will power?
M:Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D:You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike:right.
T:you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M:right.
Danny turns off his computer.Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny:Mike,can I take a little break?Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy:Mike,Can I lie down a minute?My back hurts.
Mike:No!No!No!Let's finish our work first before we do anything.We need will power!
Danny and Tommy:that's true.We need will power!We listen to you.
The end

海伦·凯勒有一本书,你们看过吗?这本书的名字就叫做《勤奋好学的故事》.这本书里面记载着许多名人刻苦学习的故事,我就讲一下里面其中的一个：海伦·凯勒相信大家都知道吧?她是美国的著名的女作家,她小的时候生了一场大病,弄得她双目失明,耳朵也失去了听觉.当海伦七岁时,她的父母为她请来了一位教师,帮助她学习.可是,海伦看不见,也听不见,怎么学呢?所以这位教师想了一个办法：先拿一个洋娃娃给她玩,然后在她的手心上,写上洋娃娃这个词儿,这样海伦就知道了什么叫洋娃娃了.因此,海伦很快就喜欢上这种学习的方法.从此以后,海伦就用这个办法学习,她一个一个地记,日积月累,她学会了不少的词.你可以想想,海伦作为一个又聋又瞎的孩子,她要克服怎样的困难啊?但她不怕困难,以惊人的毅力在学习、在生活,终于成为一个举世闻名的作家.现在,人们的生活条件和学习条件好多了,不必再 “凿壁偷光”,更不必模仿“刺股悬梁”的做法,但古人那种勤奋好学的精神却值得我们好好学习,而且我们都是健康人,比海伦·凯勒强多了,只要我们学会不怕困难,不半途而废,刻苦学习,立志成才,就一定会成功.

同意,我之前有个同学用过美国语伴,一个暑假,真是对他刮目相看啊

Ever since Conrad Hilton bought his first hotel in 1919,the Hilton organization has built a reputation for quality,value,integrity and strength.For more than 85 years,"Hilton" has been synonymous with "hotel," standing for excellence in lodging hospitality across the globe.In 1999,that reputation was extended to a new family of brands:Doubletree,Embassy Suites Hotels,Hampton Inn and Hampton Inn & Suites,and Homewood Suites by Hilton.In addition,with such respected names as Hilton,Hilton Grand Vacations Club,Hilton Garden Inn and Conrad Hotels,the traveling public is presented with the broadest possible range of price points,choices and opportunities.
Today's Hilton can be viewed as a major industry competitor in a number of areas:
Owning hotels.Hilton owns such unique,irreplaceable hotel assets as New York's Waldorf=Astoria,The Hilton Hawaiian Village® on Waikiki Beach,Chicago's Palmer House Hilton and the Hilton San Francisco on Union Square.These large-scale properties occupy the best locations in the nation's best markets.
Managing/franchising hotels.The company is a prominent franchisor of hotels across its entire brand family,with income from management or franchise fees accounting for some 30 percent of Hilton's total cash flow.
Vacation ownership.Hilton Grand Vacations Club,the company's vacation ownership business,operates properties across the country including such desirable locales as Las Vegas,Orlando,New York,Miami and Honolulu.
International.With the 2006 acquisition of Hilton International,Hilton Hotels Corporation became a global force with more than 2,800 hotels in more than 80 countries throughout the world.
Today's Hilton can be viewed as a major industry competitor in a number of areas:
Owning hotels.Hilton owns such unique,irreplaceable hotel assets as New York's Waldorf=Astoria,The Hilton Hawaiian Village® on Waikiki Beach,Chicago's Palmer House Hilton and the Hilton San Francisco on Union Square.These large-scale properties occupy the best locations in the nation's best markets.
Managing/franchising hotels.The company is a prominent franchisor of hotels across its entire brand family,with income from management or franchise fees accounting for some 30 percent of Hilton's total cash flow.
Vacation ownership.Hilton Grand Vacations Club,the company's vacation ownership business,operates properties across the country including such desirable locales as Las Vegas,Orlando,New York,Miami and Honolulu.
International.With the 2006 acquisition of Hilton International,Hilton Hotels Corporation became a global force with more than 2,800 hotels in more than 80 countries throughout the world.

The Dog And The Shadow 狗和它的影子
A DOG,crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth,saw his own shadow in the water,and took it for that of another Dog,with a piece of meat double his own in size.He therefore let go his own,and fiercely attacked the other Dog,to get his larger piece from him.He thus lost both:that which he grasped at in the water,because it was a shadow; and his own,because the stream swept it away.
一条狗嘴里叼块肉,来到一座桥上.它看见水里有自己的影子,以为是另一条嘴里也叼着一块比自己那块肉大一倍的狗.它忙丢下自己嘴里的那块肉,猛力地攻击水里的狗.试图去抢它的肉.结果,它两块肉都得不到.因为那只是一个影子,它自己的影子而已.真正的肉也被水冲走了.
Which do you find more important,money or friends?
B:Friends,of course.
A:Why?
B:I can always borrow money from friends.
钱和朋友
甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要?
乙：当然是朋友.
甲：为什么?
乙：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱
.THE ANT AND THE DOVE
蚂蚁和鸽子
One hot day,an ant was searching for some water.After walking around for some time,she came to a spring.
To reach the spring,she had to climb up a blade of grass.While making her way up,she slipped and fell into the water.
She could have drowned if a dove up a nearby tree had not seen her.Seeing that the ant was in trouble,the dove quickly plucked off a leaf and dropped it into the water near the struggling ant.The ant moved towards the leaf and climbed up there.Soon it carried her safely to dry ground.
Just at that time,a hunter nearby was throwing out his net towards the dove,hoping to trap it.
Guessing what he was about to do,the ant quickly bit him on the heel.Feeling the pain,the hunter dropped his net.The dove was quick to fly away to safety.
MORAL:One good turn deserves another.
2.A Simple Gesture 举手之劳
Mark was walking home from school one day when he noticed the boy ahead of him had tripped and dropped all of the books he was carrying,along with two sweaters,a baseball bat,a glove and a small tape recorder.Mark knelt down and helped the boy pick up the scattered articles.Since they were going the same way,he helped to carry part of the burden.As they walked Mark discovered the boy's name was Bill,that he loved video games,baseball and history,and that he was having lots of trouble with his other subjects and that he had just broken up with his girlfriend.They arrived at Bill's home first and Mark was invited in for a Coke and to watch some television.The afternoon passed pleasantly with a few laughs and some shared small talk,then Mark went home.They continued to see each other around school,had lunch together once or twice,then both graduated from junior high school.They ended up in the same high school where they had brief contacts over the years.Finally the long awaited senior year came and three weeks before graduation,Bill asked Mark if they could talk.
Bill reminded him of the day years ago when they had first met."Did you ever wonder why I was carrying so many things home that day?" asked Bill."You see,I cleaned out my locker because I didn't want to leave a mess for anyone else.I had stored away some of my mothers sleeping pills and I was going home to commit suicide.But after we spent some time together talking and laughing,I realized that if I had killed myself,I would have missed that time and so many others that might follow.So you see,Mark,when you picked up those books that day,you did a lot more,you saved my life."
-John W.Schlatter (true story)

3 Idiots is a 2009 Bollywood comedy film directed by Rajkumar Hirani,with a screenplay by Abhijat Joshi,and produced by Vidhu Vinod Chopra.It was loosely adapted from the novel Five Point Someone by Chetan Bhagat.3 Idiots stars Aamir Khan,R.Madhavan,Sharman Joshi,Kareena Kapoor,Omi Vaidya,Parikshit Sahni and Boman Irani.
Upon release,the film broke all opening box office records in India.It was the highest-grossing film in its opening weekend in India and has the highest opening day collections for a Bollywood film.It also has the record for highest net collections in the first week for a Bollywood film.Within 10 days of its release,the film crossed the 1 billion mark in India and became the first film of 2009 to do so.The film also created a new box office record for a release in the last quarter of a year (October to December),breaking the previous record set by Ghajini.It is also the highest-grossing film to be released in the second half of the year (July to December),breaking the previous record also held by Ghajini.
3 Idiots has become the highest-grossing Bollywood film of all time in India and is also the highest grossing Indian film ever breaking the previous record set by Ghajini which also starred Aamir Khan.The film set a box office record for the Indian film industry,grossing Rs 339 crore worldwide.It was expected to be the first Indian film to be officially released on YouTube,within 12 weeks of releasing in theaters on March 25,2010,but never got released.The film also went on to win many awards,winning six Filmfare Awards including best film and best director,ten Star Screen Awards and sixteen IIFA awards.

Love,I moved to love,a mysterious but real words,the sacred but simple emotion,I once ignored its existence,may be it has not been left so far has been accompanied by my 13 spring and autumn,but I was not aware of it recklessness.Love,let me impressed.The world's most true love from your loved ones.Yes ah,my mother giving me the love has always been true,the mother's love is giving me too much,and she gave me life,given my soul,her truest love of life gave me.Is this not the most true love?Love,let me impressed.Friend's love is the most simple,it does not have any beautiful words appear,
It makes me feel is a pragmatic pay,as the spring rain,like soft,even
爱,让我感动 爱,一个神秘而又真实的字眼,神圣而又朴素的情感,我曾一度无视它的存在,可它却一直未离去,至今已伴随了我13个春秋,可我却毫不自知,挥霍无度.爱,让我感动.世界上最真实的爱来自你的亲人.是啊,母亲给我的爱一直都是真实的,母亲给予我的爱实在是太多了,她给了我生命,赐予我灵魂,她把最真实的生命之爱都给了我.难道,这不是最真实的爱吗?爱,让我感动.朋友的爱是最朴素的,它并未有什么华丽的字眼出现,它让我感到的是一份踏实的付出,正如春天的细雨一样,柔和,虽无华丽的色彩,但有一份踏实的感觉,这份爱无法替代,在我心底的感动又一次升起.还有一种爱让我受用一生,这份爱不同于前者,或许,这份爱有时会严厉了点,但他（她）是爱我们的,正如冬雪盖住了春天的幼芽,虽寒冷彻骨,却是为了日后更好的生活而攒下营养.这份爱很平凡,几乎每个人一生中都存在,但平凡并不代表平庸,这份爱就是神圣的师爱.

"The Pursuit of Happyness" -- the title comes from a misspelled schoolhouse mural -- has a lot on its mind but mostly this:If America is about the promise of bettering oneself,why does it have to be so freaking hard?In the movie,Jefferson's Declaration of Independence words about happiness kept recurring to Chris Gardner.Every day,Christ had to work hard from morning till night,but still could hardly make a living.Chris saw a bunch of suits,mostly male,pouring out of the Dean Witter Reynolds brokerage firm in downtown San Francisco.They all looked “happy,” “Why not me?“ Christ wondered.He did have an adorable boy,Christopher,but wife Linda was becoming a scarecrow of overworked anxiety.Finally,his wife left Christ because of life pressure,leaving him and her five-year-old son,Christopher.And naturally,Christ became a single father.
With the failure of his business,Christ had no money to pay for the rent,so they were driven away from the flat.They became homeless.They slept in asylum,subway station public bathroom or anywhere as a temporary shelter.The destitution of life was absolutely depressing,but for his son’s future,for his own belief,Christ never gave up and he still strongly believed that happiness would come one day if he worked hard enough today.
With his great efforts,Christ won a six-month internship at Dean Witter,but there was no pay at all.So on one hand,Christ had to work hard to make a living; on the other hand,he had to fight for his intern work,since only one of the twenty interns would succeed finally.Besides,he had to take good care of his son after day care.However,Christ made it with his amazing willpower.
Christ was unfortunate,for he got a wife who was not understandable at all (though she has her own difficulties) and was in bad luck with his business.But he was very fortunate also,for he got a son who was very thoughtful and,I think,tough life experiences always make a great person.

One cold night the king called Nasreddin to him and said,“If you’re able to spend this night in the courtyard with only your shirt on,I will give you one hundred gold coins!”
In the courtyard Nasreddin saw a stone mill.He began to push it around,faster and faster.When dawn came,he was sweating all over himself.
The king got up and was surprised to see Nasreddin in high sprits.The king hated to lose one hundred gold coins,so he asked,“Was there a moon last night?”
“Yes.”
“Then our bargain is off,” said the king.“If there was a moon,it was warm.In that case even I could have spent the night outside!”
A few months later,the king and his men went hunting.It was hot summer and at the edge of the desert it was like a furnace.The king and his men were dying of thirst.
They turned toward Nasreddin’s house in the hope of getting some water.Nasreddin was sitting in the edge of his well when he heard the voice of the king,“Nasreddin,bring some fresh water!Be quick and serve us!”
“Please make yourself at home,” said Nasreddin.
“Where is the water?” cried the king.
“Right here,Your Majesty,you see?” Nasreddin pointed to the well.
“You only show me the water but don’t give me a drink!” fumed the king.
“Your Majesty,if the rays of the moon can warm a person,the sight of water can satisfy his thirst.”
国王把纳斯雷丁叫到他的身边说：“要是你能只穿一件衬衣在院子里度过这一夜,我就送给你一百枚金币!”
纳斯雷丁在院子里看到一盘石磨,便开始推着石磨转,越转越快.当黎明来临时,他汗流浃背.
国王起床后,看到纳斯雷丁精神抖擞,就吃了一惊.国王不愿意失去一百枚金币,就问：“昨晚有月亮吗?”
“有.”
“那我们的交易无效,”国王说.“要是有月亮,天就很暖和.在那种情况下,就是我也能在外面过夜!”
几个月后,国王和他的随从们去打猎.那是一个炎热的夏天,在沙漠的边缘,天热得像火炉一样.国王和随从们渴得要死.
他们转身向纳斯雷丁家走去,希望搞点水喝.纳斯雷丁正坐在井沿上,突然听到国王的声音：“纳斯雷丁,端些干净水!快来伺候我们!”
“请不要拘束,”纳斯雷丁说.
“水在哪里?”国王叫道.
“陛下,就在这里,你看到了吧?”纳斯雷丁指着井说.
“你只是让我看了水,却没有让我喝!”国王发怒说.
“陛下,要是月亮的光线能给人温暖,那看看水也能解渴.”

Sorry, i just can't get you out there. Every topic is related to your textbooks, which make myself incapable of these dialogs. Anyway, that sentences interest me deadly, so i copied them. Thanks!

当太阳还不曾升起时,我的心就早已飞翔在蓝天之上俯看这尘世间的一切我悄然的流下了一滴感动的泪水够了那只需要一滴就足以表达我此时荡漾的心天!那不是她一闪的身影吗?我想那大概是我生命中的唯一黑色唯有那唯一的黑...

.Ladies and Gentlemen,Good morning!I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech.
Man’s life is a process of growing up,actually I’m standing here is a growth.If a person’s life must constituted by various choices,then I grow up along with these choices.,as you know I come here,now I wonder what the future holds for me.
When I come to this school,I told to myself:this my near future,all starts here.Following I will learn to become a man,a integrated man,who has a fine body,can take on important task,has independent thought,an open mind,intensive thought,has the ability to judge right and wrong.
Once my teacher said :” you are not sewing,you are stylist; never forget which you should lay out to people is your thought,not craft.” I will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study,during these process I will combine learning with doing.If I can achieve this “future”,I think that I really grow up.And I deeply believe kindred,good-fellowship and love will perfection and happy in the future.
How to say future?Maybe it’s a nice wish.Lets make up our minds,stick to it and surely well enjoy our life.
中文大意:
女士们,先生们,上午好.我很高兴在这里为大家作一个简短的讲话.
人的一生是一个成长的过程,事实上,我现在站在这里也是一次成长.如果一个人的一生必须面临不同的选择,那么我就是伴随着这些选择成长起来的.曾经我盼望将来能上大学,然而那已经过去了,现在我在这儿,只想知道我的未来会是什么样的.
当我来到这所学校,我告诉我自己：我不久的将来都从这里开始.接着我要学习如何做人,如何做一个正直的人,并且拥有一个健康的体魄,能承担重要的任务,能独立思考,思想开放,心思缜密,有判断是非的能力,有一份不错的工作.
我的老师曾经告诉我说：“你不是在修补而是在创造；永远不要忘记你向人们所展示的是你的思想,而不是你的手艺.”我会将我的性格,兴趣爱好和能力一起融入到学习中去.在这过程中,我边学习边实践.如果我能实现这个“未来”,我就认为我真的成长了.并且我深信我的亲人,好朋友以及爱会使我的未来更完美,更幸福.
如何来解释未来呢?也许那只是一个美好的愿望.让我们下定决心,坚持到底,那我们的人生一定能过得很精彩.
希望能够帮到您!
小石头小叔

征婚启事
I’m very glad to have the opportunity to introduce myself to you all.I really want to put flowery rhetoric I know on myself,but it’s really a little hard.So I picked out a few,like beautiful,self-motivated,energetic,fashion-minded,optimistic,of course,modest.Never worry about my marriage.However,time and tide wait for no girls.Forced by public opinion,I decide to find a man who has the same situation.
The following is what I expect the right person is.He is someone to share all things with:tenderness,passion,warmth,dreams,and desires,laughter and tears but mostly life’s journey; Someone willing to share difficulties as well as good times; someone to work through those difficult times with.
I just hope when we take away the feeling,the passion,and the romance in a relationship,we still care for each other.

As everyone knows,English is very important today.It has been used everywhere in the world.It has become the most common language on Internet and for international trade.If we can speak English well,we will have more chance to succeed.Because more and more people have taken notice of it,the number of the people who go to learn English has increased at a high speed.
But for myself,I learn English not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for it.When I learn English,I can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.When I read English novels,I can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.When I speak English,I can feel the confident from my words.When I write English,I can see the beauty which is not the same as our Chinese...
I love English,it gives me a colorful dream.I hope I can travel around the world one day.With my good English,I can make friends with many people from different contries.I can see many places of great intrests.I dream that I can go to London,because it is the birth place of English.
I also want to use my good English to introduce our great places to the English spoken people,I hope that they can love our country like us.
I know,Rome was not built in a day.I believe that after continuous hard study,one day I can speak English very well.
If you want to be loved,you should learn to love and be lovable.So I believe as I love English every day ,it will love me too.
I am sure that I will realize my dream one day!
Thank you!

【要求;基数词,序数词,年月日,星期,时刻,价格,加减乘除,分数,温度.这些条件选五个然后写一段对话.是说对话的内容要包括其中五个因素吗?问路或描述物品所在位置很难达到4分钟,可以穿插点其他而不改变主因素（物品所处位置）吧
Lynn,Ben,Cart,Lacy.
Ben:Damn!It gets really cold recently!I believe it has almost reached 0 degree!
Lynn:Yeah.I can’t stand it any longer.It becomes so hard to get up from bed.
Ben:It’s only the 10th month of the year!
Lacy:Oh,god.I’ve caught a cold,nothing could be more terrible than it.
Cart:Maybe we should equip with more ‘hardware’.
Lacy:Ha,you mean clothes right?
Cart:You get it.Do you know that on 1rd October,a new shop market was open?
Lynn:Really?I’ve never heard that.
Ben:I thought you knew it.I went there last Saturday.
Cart:How about it?I just hear about it but have no time to go there.
Lacy:Where is the shop market?
Ben:It is near the National Library on the 4th avenue.
Lacy:Can you offer more details?The 4th avenue is really a long one.
Lynn:Yeah,there are so many buildings around.
Ben:Do you all know the National Library?
Cart:Yeah,go on.
Ben:When you get there,go along the 4th avenue,and turn right at the second intersection,then you will see a new building with nice decoration on your left.
Lynn:Oh,I get it.It is next to the Yunshan book shop right?
Ben:Yes!
Lacy:There must be lots of things in discount in such new shop market!
Ben:Ha,get it!Last Saturday when I got there,over 50% products are under discount.I’ve bought a suit.
Cart:what kinds of things are showed there?
Ben:The first floor are several restaurants,foods there are quite delicious and cheap.I ordered a bowl of Yuntun noodle and it was just 7 Yuan.On the second floor there are mainly clothes.Household electric appliances are on the third flow.You can find kind of toys and ornaments on the fourth floor.Fifth floor is for expensive jewelry.
Lynn:Wow,quite a large-scale market!
Lacy:Oh,I can’t kill me desire to go there.
Cart:What time is it now,would it be too late?
Lacy:Only 8 o’clock,I think we can get on the last bus to come back.
Lynn:Yeah~let’s go!

随便什么城市和电影都可以吗?
给你个北京的吧
As the capital city of Chinam,Beijing is the Mecca for many tourists.I visited last autumn with a travel agency.It was amazing trip as i explored Beijing's ancient past and enjoyed its exciting modern development.
At first sight,Beijing is a modern and fashionable city complete with a full vitality.Strolling around Beijing,I found it has much in common with any other great metropolis eleswhere in today's world.There are towering skyscrapers,busy shopping malls and an endless stream of traffic in the city.
Apart from the prosperity,i also experienced the authentic beijing life and became acquainted with“old Beijing" by exploring its many teahouse,temple fairs,Beijing's Hutongs and courtyards and enjoyed the Beijing Opera.Besides,Beijing is the home to tons of historical sites and museums.I was delighted and intrigued by the city's long and illustrious history.
If i have chance i hope to stay in the city longer to experience its authentic life.

对话啊.
1"bob,what do you think about the quality a person can have"
"i think best and worst quality that everyone have them"
"what mean?"
"everyone have a heart divide good and bad,when you see the money,someone wanna get it ,and someone wanna give it back to the bank,a boy drop in the lake,someone will save the boy but someone just take a glance,"
"you"re right.bob...nobody is perfect or evil"
2"isabel,what kind of music is your best love?"
"i like classical music"
"classical?oh.i will sleep during the playing"
"oh..in fact,classical music is perfect...if you listen the music.you will fall in heaven in classical music"
"my god,i think pop music is splandid,i like rock and jazz so much"
"yes ,los of boys like the passion"
3"hay,juan!you look so pale"
"yes,i'm afair my next text falling"
"why?"
"i have fail the math exam 3 times,if i cang't pass the exam,my daddy will give me a lesson"
"do not worry,juan,i think you could pass the exam,you always study so hard,don't be nervous"
"hummm...let me try it."
"cheer up!"
4"could i ask you a quastion?Dr smith?"
"yes"
"why the west of china to be the desert?"
"becouse there is a place without trees"
"and how?"
"without trees,the area will be desert and no any creture live in there"
"what should we do?"
"we must plant more trees and protect the water,it 's not late to save the enveriment now"

我应该可以帮到你,但能否告诉我你想限制的主题?!
我自己的想法：关于VACATION假期~
A：Hey guy ,what's up today !why do you feel so bad?!
B：Summer vacation is coming ,and I feel so puzzled.
A：It's a good news ,why do you feel like that !
B：I have many ideas in my mind!
A：For example?!
B：I want to travel somewhere beautiful and relax.Because our studies very nervous,I feel fast breathless.
A：You really should take a long journey to relax yourself~
B：I think so~
A：So,where do you want to travel?!
B：Like Colombia ,Copenhagen ,Amsterdam..blah blah blah~
A：oh ,they are all pretty good !
B：but I don't know how to speak there language~
A：you can speak English!
B：I don't think so~If I just use English I will not engage there life,so I want to learn there language like Spanish,or Dutch~
A：But they are so difficult for you ,And it'll cost you much time on it!
B：I know but I want~
A：What do you still want to do?
B：Have a part time job Because I have no money to surpport my travel~
A：Don't let yourself on holidays more tired,okay?
B：Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
A：You always have many things want to do ,but they are always can't come true!
B：oh please ,don't say that to me ,This is too sad~
A：Please be realistic ok?Just go to a small rural to relax yourself and enjoy it !
B：It sounds not bad~I'll put it inmy plan~
A：Just do it my dear,Have a good time~
B：Thank you I'll miss you~

A.hello b ,tomorrow is my birthday .could you give me some advice on how to celebrate it
B：oh .birthday i do not think it worthy to be celebrated .there is one birthday during each year .In addition ,our parents always become tired with our birthday party .A word goes that a child`s birthday is his parents`_ suffering day .
A:l do not think l am agree with you .l enjoy the birthday party .singing songs and playing games with friends are the best way to celebrate it .And that my parents always give me some big surprises make me look forward to this special day .In my home ,every family`s birthday is worth celebrate .we can have a good time in the day .
A :Hmm.different people have different views .

你是应聘的,你还是招聘的?!
两边儿都不会英语
还要对话干什么?!
那招聘对话有什么死的模式么?!
你招聘什么工种,就围绕着它问呗!

给你几个短笑话
1.A man is talking to God.
The man:"God,how long is a million years?"
God:"To me,it's about a minute."
The man:"God,how much is a million dollars?"
God:"To me it's a penny."
The man:"God,may I have a penny?"
God:"Wait a minute."
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.
他问:"主啊,一百万美元对你意味着多少?"
上帝回答:"一便士."
男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"
上帝说:"一秒钟."
最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"
上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
2.Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says."What's your secret for a long,happy life?"
"I smoke three packs a day,drink a case of whiskey a week,eat fatty foods and never,ever exercise."
"Wow,that's amazing," says the woman."How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
长寿秘诀
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头.
“我无意中发现,你是多么幸福,”那女士说.“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?”
“我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼.”
“哦,真神奇,”女士说.“你高寿?”
“26”
3.Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆.”他回答说.“你真是一个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
4.Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?
Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher:Please tell us.
Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师：这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生：我指不出,但我知道答案.
老师：请说说看.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子
5.Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口.”伊凡说.
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问.
“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说,“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里.”

习习的秋风啊!吹着,吹着!
我要赞美我祖国的花
我要赞美我如花的祖国!
请将我的字吹成一簇鲜花,
金底黄,玉底白,春酿底绿,秋山底紫,
……然后又统统吹散,
吹得落英缤纷,弥漫了高天,铺遍了大地!

A:What are you going to do in the future?
B:I do not know.Possible,I want to be a teacher.
A:sounds difficult.Teachers can only get that wage.
B:Yes.But I love children and I love to live with children,so I like to teach.
A:Oh.But you have to realize how you intend to?
B:TU…… learning efforts,admitted to a famous university.You?
A:TU…… I want to change the rich.I want to be a boss.
B:Oh.So how do you achieve your dream?
A:I have to study hard.Then to Tsinghua University majoring in economic management.
B:Oh.Then?
A:Then find a part-time job and save some money.Since then,I will have to open a company to make money.
B:Let us dream together for our efforts!