英语翻译If we transport that box to the Grand Canyon of Arizona

英语翻译
If we transport that box to the Grand Canyon of Arizona and balanced it neatly on the low stone wall that keeps people from breaking their necks when sunned by the incredible beauty of that silent witness of the force of Eternity and then called little Noodle ,the dachshund and told him to give the unwieldy contraption a slight push with his soft brown nose,there would be a moment of crunching and ripping as the wooden planks loosened stones and shrubs when the outer edges struck the bank of the Colorado River.
上面的漏打了，看下面的。
不要去在线翻译了~没用的。还有，把BANK翻译成银行的就别看了~
If we transport that box to the Grand Canyon of Arizona and balanced it neatly on the low stone wall that keeps people from breaking their necks when sunned by the incredible beauty of that silent witness of the force of Eternity and then called little Noodle ,the dachshund and told him to give the unwieldy contraption a slight push with his soft brown nose,there would be a moment of crunching and ripping as the wooden planks loosened stones and shrubs and trees on their downward path and then a low and even softer bumpity-bumpity-bump and a sudden splash when the outer edges struck the bank of the Colorado River.