“你在开玩笑（吗?）”用英语咋说

直接把冒号改逗号，把引号删了

在一个吊唁会上,有的朋友低眉顺眼的,有的文绉绉的,还有的正在呵斥以前对他耍过伎俩手段的卑鄙朋友.

We can't make fun of disabled people
或者
We can't play a joke on disabled people

　　小池
　　泉眼无声惜细流,
　　树阴照水爱晴柔.
　　小荷才露尖尖角,
　　早有蜻蜓立上头.
　　【静女】
　　静女其姝,俟我於城隅.
　　爱而不见,搔首踟蹰.[1]
　　静女其娈,贻我彤管.
　　彤管有炜,说怿女美.[2]
　　自牧归荑,洵美且异.[3]
　　匪女以为美,美人之贻.
　　少年不识愁滋味,
　　爱上层楼.
　　爱上层楼,
　　为赋新词强说愁.
　　而今识尽愁滋味,
　　欲说还休.
　　欲说还休,
　　却道天凉好个秋.
　　【木兰花】
　　初心已恨花期晚,别后相思长在眼.
　　兰衾犹有旧时香,每到梦回珠泪满.
　　多应不信人肠断,几夜夜寒谁共暖.
　　欲将恩爱结来生,只恐来生缘又短.
　　【水调歌头】
　　紫陌风光好,
　　绣阁绮罗香.
　　相将人月圆夜,
　　早庆贺新郎.
　　先自少年心意,
　　为惜殢人娇态,
　　久俟愿成双.
　　此夕于飞乐,
　　共学燕归梁.
　　索酒子,
　　迎仙客,
　　醉红妆.
　　诉衷情处,
　　些儿好语意难忘.
　　但愿千秋岁里,
　　结取万年欢会,
　　恩爱应天长.
　　行喜长春宅,
　　兰玉满庭芳.
　　【秋夜牵情】
　　纤纤新月挂黄昏,
　　人在幽闺欲断魂.
　　笺素拆封还又改,
　　酒杯慵举却重温.
　　灯花占断烧心事,
　　罗袖长供挹泪痕.
　　益悔风流多不足,
　　须知恩爱是愁根.
　　【念奴娇】
　　晚凉可爱,
　　是黄昏人静,
　　风生苹叶.
　　谁做秋声穿细柳?
　　初听寒蝉凄切.
　　旋采芙蓉,
　　重熏沉水,
　　暗里香交彻.
　　拂开冰簟,
　　小床独卧明月.
　　老来应免多情,
　　还因风景好,
　　愁肠重结.
　　可惜良宵人不见,
　　角枕烂衾虚设.
　　宛转无眠,
　　起来闲步,
　　露草时明灭.
　　银河西去,
　　画楼残角呜咽.
　　【木兰花】
　　东城渐觉风光好,
　　縠皱波纹迎客棹.
　　绿杨烟外晓寒轻,
　　红杏枝头春意闹.
　　浮生长恨欢娱少,
　　肯爱千金轻一笑.
　　为君持酒劝斜阳,
　　且向花间留晚照.
　　【蝶恋花】
　　为爱梅花如粉面,
　　天与工夫,
　　不似人间见.
　　几度拈来亲比看,
　　工夫却是花枝浅.
　　觅得归来临几砚,
　　尽日相看,
　　默默情无恨.
　　更不嗅时须百遍,
　　分明销得人肠断.
　　长恨歌
　　其中
　　后宫佳丽三千人,三千宠爱在一身.
　　金屋妆成娇侍夜,玉楼宴罢醉和春.
　　【归园田居】
　　少无适俗韵[1],性本爱丘山.
　　误落尘网中[2],一去三十年[3] .
　　羁鸟恋旧林,池鱼思故渊[4] .
　　开荒南野际[5],守拙归园田[6] .
　　方宅十余亩[7],草屋八九间.
　　榆柳荫后檐[8],桃李罗堂前[9] .
　　暧暧远人村[10],依依墟里烟[11] .
　　狗吠深巷中,鸡鸣桑树颠[12] .
　　户庭无尘杂[13],虚室有余闲[14] .
　　久在樊笼里,复得返自然[15] .

I really hate death,really.Another day of crying and another forever loss.Is God playing jokes on me?Why did he take you away from me?I can only be in a daze and recall the days we spent together.Xiaoyu,you and Yuanyuan are both my angels.May you have a happy life in the heaven,being my guardian angels.

男性用语可以说成：
俺と家へ帰ろう!

Aren't you playing a joke on me?
Yes,I am.

a little of,(一点) a bit of 一点,rather 十分 quite非常 pretty非常..这些都是比较常用的
= =!这句话一定要很正式么..中式英文可以么..
我们同学之间经常说what a pity!多么遗憾的意思.不过一般都像你说的这么用.
要是完整句子的话 你这个句子就错了
why are you so weak?
但是 没听过这种说法

don't make me joke
美国用的口语

想表达对你的一种感情,含蓄委婉,比较拘束,他喜欢你!

答案是D.楼上对题理解有误,他不是只用说来回答问题,要指出哪个盒子作为回答.a很简单,不管明明说真话假话都无法判断哪个盒子是礼物,b和a差不多意思,亮亮不管指的是哪个盒子都不能确定他说真话还是假话,也就无法知道哪个盒子是礼物,c,如果亮亮说真话,那么亮亮指装礼物的盒子1,（假设是盒子1有礼物,盒子2没礼物,）同时,明明肯定就说假话,会告诉他爸爸假话：亮亮会指出盒子2,就是没礼物的盒子,如果亮亮说假话,就会指盒子2,那明明就会说真话,告诉他爸爸：亮亮会指盒子2,所以不管谁真话假话,肯定会指没有礼物的那个盒子,d,如果明明说真话,就会指盒子2,那么亮亮就会说假话,会告诉爸爸明明会指盒子1,如果明明说假话就会指盒子1,那么亮亮就是说真话的,会告诉他爸爸明明会指盒子1,所以无论怎么样都会指出有礼物的盒子,也就是他指的盒子是有礼物的,所以答案是D

Don 't joke me ,because I will believe it .

Friends and I like to joke,and mutual loss,a very good relationship that they are so...Haha,my friends really interesting

刘翔的百米赛跑冲刺速度最快为9.7m/s,合35km/h.不过这样的速度最多只能坚持3秒.

1 make jokes 2 knock the door
3 in the dinny candle light 4 teach her play piano
5 a neighbourhood girl 6 say to oneself
7 fall off the bike 8 get injured
9 learn English all by oneself
10 can't afford a house
______________ 我受不了了!未免也太多了吧!

Are you kidding me?这样比较委婉

I make fun of.
我开玩笑的
如果满意答案的话,

1．苏珊说她向我保证,她不是开玩笑,请救救她.
2．电脑难道不是很神奇吗?
3．聪明的她从信息便捷的网上求救.（答案不唯一）

钛晶……这个很强,碧玺……你好有钱……
消磁没?分开戴,等你身体习惯,或者先在床头放放,也是等习惯.
钛晶的磁场很强的……你要是身体不好就不要老戴……
碧玺还好点……他是真正意义上的宝石,这个是吸污秽的……

圣诞树
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You feel you are a hundred miles apart when you are telling the truth while he's thinking the opposite.

Please don't take my reliance on you for kidding

两个字的倒是知道：戏答

可以用 雷人

很多的,随便说几个吧,嘲笑,讽刺,讥笑,取笑,挖苦,调侃、戏谑,还有揶揄、耍笑、嘲弄等等,够了吧

He really did not want to invite you if he is not joking with you.
开玩笑:joke with sb
邀请:invite s

tease:调笑 (善意的)
ridicule:嘲笑 (恶意的)
make fun of:取笑 (恶意的)
kidding:开玩笑 (中性)

你们还不错 他对你有好感 不过不要想太多 发展到一定程度也会有别的可能

He likes playing tricks on other.这里我把你的开玩笑理解为捉弄
He likes joking with others.就是开玩笑

I am angry to death!(这句也可以戏称的)
二次做答
口语化一点儿的可以用:Oh,I am driven mad!/Oh,I am mad!

I'm not joking/I was not joking.

望庐思其人,入室想所历.（悼亡诗 潘岳）
万事无不尽,徒令存者伤.（悼亡诗 沈约）
佳人永暮矣,隐忧遂历兹.（悼室人诗 江淹）

51.别跟年长的人开玩笑,好吗?
Don't play jokes on senior people,will you?
52.直到他练完钢琴才能出去放风筝.
He can't go out and fly the kite until he finishes practising playing the piano.
53.她头痛三四天了,所以得马上去看医生.
She has had a headache for three or four days.So she has to see the doctor.
54.三周后这家新电影院将建成吗?
Will the new cinema be built in three weeks?
55.这些照片中的五分之二属于你和我的.
Two fifths of these photos belong to you and me.

you are kidding（On） me !
you are kidding !

Please don't make fun of this,he is doing his homework.

笑闹
吵闹
打闹
热闹
嬉闹
胡闹
玩闹
瞎闹
喧闹
上面的有错别字,用我的~嘿嘿~瞎闹

c

騒
拼音：sāo
同“骚”（日本汉字）.

Your're absolutely right,he's very serious.He doesn't allow anyone to make jokes during work (except for himself).Also,his mood changes quite quickly.One moment he may unexpectedly laugh happily,but the next moment he may suddenly fly into a rage because he's unhappy with something.Quite insane and very scary.I slowly discovered he's pretty narrow-minded and very suspicious.In my face he may say he trusts me,but I inadvertently found out that he often asks other people about my work when I'm not in.
On yt there were so many messages,thanks for sorting them out.Replying to all of them would be difficult,if possible,could you put put the following under 【Personal Details?】 on my main page:If you need any music scores,please leave your email address.If you don't know how to modify 【Personal Details?】you
don't have to.I've already caused you so much trouble that I feel embarrassed to trouble you again.
Thanks for sharing the fingering technics,it's been a great help.
Recently,I suddenly got the urge to learn Kiss the Rain.That I can't log on to yt is a great loss to me.In the past I could have searched for some school videos.Things are easy to learn when looking a other people's fingering,much easier than looking at music scores.The only thing I can do at the moment is listening to MP3 and look at these charts.
Not sure when I'll be able to log on to yt again.Last year it was banned for three months.Hopefully things will be back to normal within three months.

kidding,joke
例句,are you kidding(joking)?
或反过来说,serious
are you serious?你不是在说真的吧.

Numbness began to occupy my body,my heart was burdened with worries. Tears flowing down my face and chilled me to the bone. I smiled a bitter smile, and felt the same bitterness. Almighty GOD! Were you making fun of me?

严肃、严厉、严格.

1 气喘吁吁
2 脸红心跳
3 无与伦比

This time I'm not joking

一言九鼎,言出必行,言而无信,沉默寡言,

joke/ kid
just joking/ just kidding
joking is used more..
kidding is what little kids say...well..at least for most of the times

1诸葛亮说：“我宁可愿意立下军令状,三天造不好,甘愿惩罚,也不敢跟都督开玩笑 ”
2诸葛亮说：“怎么敢跟都督开玩笑?我愿意立下军令状,如果三天造不好,那么甘愿惩罚”?

He often warns us not to make jokes with seniors

Do not use the dead jokes,please respect thei