在座滴有木有是毕节人滴，有就举个手 我只是随便问一下啊 第一个到的采纳

我天真的会答引得在座的人都哄堂大笑起来.她说的笑话引得全班同学哈哈大笑.

　　阅读下面一段文字,然后回答问题.　　京剧表演艺术家盖叫天先生谈表演艺术时,提出一个问题要在座的人们思考.他说,有一条河,河上有一座独木桥,只能容一个人通过.河东河西有两个人,一个从东来,一个往西去,谁也不让...

在小河上有座石桥.
在河上有座小石桥.

1一个从东来,一个往西去,谁也不碍谁.
2说明不管做什么事要仔细弄清真实情况,具体分析,动脑子,然后从中找出解决问题的办法.如果仅从表面看问题,盲目判断往往就会事与愿违
3在遇到困难的时候,要学会换位思考或者逆向思维,这时往往就会柳暗花明,豁然开朗

王勃写了一篇《縢王阁序》,当时年龄不过十四岁.都督阎伯屿不相信他,王勃虽然也坐在宴席间,但是为了让自己的女婿在宾客面前显示才华,早就嘱咐他构思一篇序文.到了阎伯屿谦恭地拿着纸笔,一个一个地请客人写序文,而客人都谢辞了.轮到最后一个客人,是小小年纪的王勃,料想也不敢来接纸笔,但仍然把纸笔送了过去,颇显都督的“风度”.王勃却毫不客气地接过了纸笔.阎伯屿非常生气,然后满脸愠色地离开了宴会厅,私下则教属官观察动静,随时通报情况.当第一次报“南昌故郡,洪都新府”时,阎伯屿说,这是“老生常谈”；二次报“星分翼轸,地接衡庐”时,未作声；三次报“落霞与孤鹜齐飞,秋水共长天一色”时,阎伯屿倏地站了起来：“天才!天才!他的文章可以传世了.”于是马上隆重宴请他,欢饮只至散场.

设鞋号为x,出生年份是1900+y
那么这个数值是
(2x+39)X50+56-1900-y=100x+1950+56-1900-y=100x+106-y
所以前两位就是鞋号,后两位是106减去出生年份.所以可以算出来.当然这是06年出的题所以是这样.

王勃写《滕王阁序》时年方十四岁.都督阎公不相信他的才华.王勃虽在座,但阎公让女婿孟学诗写这篇文章,也已经预先构思好了.到了（阎公）拿纸笔在宾客间来回推让时,王勃并不推辞谦让.阎公十分恼怒,拂衣（甩衣袖,表示生气）起身（离开）,专门派人窥伺王勃如何下笔.第一次禀报说“南昌故郡,洪都新府”,阎公说：“这也是老生常谈（罢了）.”第二次禀报说“星分翼轸,地接衡庐”,阎公听了这句话,沉吟不语.再一次的禀报是说“落霞与孤鹜齐飞,秋水共长天一色”,阎公惊惶急视,站了起来,说：“此人真是天才,应当流传不朽!”（阎公）于是急忙邀请王勃到宴会场所,极尽欢娱才停止.

1、此曲只应天上有,人间能得几回闻
2、水光艳潋晴方好,山色空朦雨亦奇
3、桃花一簇开无主,可爱深红爱浅红
人面不知何处去,桃花依旧笑春风

Please allow me to represent everyone here to give our thanks to the host for such a wonderful night.

Dear Ms Monica,
I am writing this letter to express my appreciation for the warm-hearted commends and praises you have given to me in the English Oral Competition. When I was imformed with the n...

河东河西有两个人,一个从东来,一个往西去.都是向西走嘛!那么有一个人不用过桥啊,谁也不妨碍谁嘛
这一段文说明了——听,要非常认真、专心,否则就无法找到正确的解决办法.

诸葛恪的父亲诸葛瑾面孔狭长像驴的面孔。一天，孙权召集大臣们，差人牵一头驴来，在驴的脸上挂一个长标签，写上：诸葛子瑜。诸葛恪跪下来说：“乞求给我一只笔增加两个字。”于是任凭给他笔。诸葛恪接下去写了：“的驴。”在场的人都笑了。于是孙权就把这头驴赐给了诸葛恪。 诸葛恪得驴 机智神谋...

鸟鸣涧(王维)
人闲桂花落,
夜静春山空.
月出惊山鸟,
时鸣春涧中.
大林寺桃花(白居易)
人间四月芳菲尽,
山寺桃花始盛开.
长恨春归无觅处,
不知转入此中来.
晚春(韩愈)
草树知春不久归,
百般红紫斗芳菲.
杨花榆荚无才思,
惟解漫天作雪飞.
早春呈水部张十八员外(韩愈)
天街小雨润如酥,
草色遥看近却无.
最是一年春好处,
绝胜烟柳满皇都.
春兴(武元衡)
杨柳阴阴细雨晴,
残花落尽见流莺.
春风一夜吹乡梦,
又逐春风到洛城.
题都城南庄(崔护)
去年今日此门中,
人面桃花相映红.
人面不知何处去,
桃花依旧笑春风.
绝句(杜甫)
迟日江山丽,
春风花草香.
泥融飞燕子,
沙暖睡鸳鸯.
春夜喜雨(杜甫)
好雨知时节,
当春乃发生.
随风潜入夜,
润物细无声.
野径云俱黑,
江船火独明.
晓看红湿处,
花重锦官城.

要有好的预习习惯，听课习惯，复习习惯，这样就好了

1.王勃著《腾王阁序》,时年十四.年：年方,年龄.
2.及以笔纸巡让宾客,勃不辞让.及：待,等到,到了
3.遂亟请宴所,极欢而罢.亟：急忙
4."吾谁与归"句式不同的是__B__
A..都督阎公之不信.
B.问：“何以战?”
C.勃不让辞.
D.彼不我恩也.
5.用现代汉语翻译下面句子.
1.都督阎公之不信.都督阎公不相信.
2.及以笔纸巡让宾客.等到拿来纸笔遍邀宾客.

在人生的路上上停顿一下,认真的思考,问题就可以解决了

There is a good news to tell you that some of my friends here tonight will have access to specially prepared for our gifts!As long as you fill out our questionnaire,and put into lottery box,you have the opportunity to award.If some friends have not yet completed the questionnaire,please find the staff to receive,do not miss this opportunity!选我

因为在座的人都知道鲁迅先生所说的话里面包含的意思,看我如此反映,才笑的

A 矛盾
B B也是矛盾
C 正确
D 缺少成分
C对

众宾客与我之酬谢筵席,吾甚谢之,幸众人饮食尽兴于今夜,冀众人一帆风顺于此生,贵体康健,万事遂愿,吾甚谢之,吾甚幸之!

一个从东来,一个往西去,俩人一个方向,一块走呗···

Many of you present have viewed graceful Indian dancing and might be touched with its dynamic dance/show,yet it is just a tiny composition of our culture treasures.There are many a treasures as of mysterious and remote Indian culture laid ahead for your exploration.With advancement of times as well as rapid development of science and technology,New Delhi as an ancient capital sparkling with fresh vitality becomes centers for politics,economy and culture and also transportation hub throughout India.What is more,hundreds of thousands of friendly locals welcome your arrival.They love peace,no matter the past or the contemporary era.Hospitable Indians do sincerely wish to hold the Summer Olympics of 2020 and,we believe that sponsorship of the 2020 Summer Olympics in New Delhi will definitely promote communication between India and the outer world,thus help India and the world step nearer towards each other.During the opening/closing ceremony,we will show off our greatest stage around the world,and make all be familiar with enchantment from both Olympic sports and native traditional culture for them.

Wished everyone present can have a sincere love and eternal marriage "

1. Being the first Chinese home teacher in a Canadian class is a great challenge to me. The works I had to do were trivial, and meanwhile much criticizm and recentful comments were made. That's why I'll be very grateful to get some appreciation and glorification as these will encourage me to continue my job as a responsible teacher.
2. The following are my sentiments:
(1) Always follow the school rules. (school wear, attitude, attire etc.)
(2) Be hard-working. Use those legs to try and understand students. Use those hands and always write reminder on the whiteboard. Work that mouth and always praise and critizice at the right time.
(3) Create chances for students to open their hearts and communicate. Encourage communicating face-to-face with honesty. There may be a period every week for the students to speak out their hearts.
(4) Respect students and their parents. The most I have learnt form G and W is respect and diligent. Never look down to them because of their disadvantages. Help the kids to grow and improve with a sincere heart.
(5) Admit my own mistakes and learn from the students.
自己翻译的……

这也忒多了点吧!汗-_-!

京剧表演艺术家盖叫天先生谈表演艺术时,提出一个问题要在座的人们思考.他说,有一条河,河上有一座独木桥,只能容一个人通过.河东河西有两个人,一个从东来,一个往西去,谁也不让谁.请问,怎样过桥?大家听了,顿时议论纷纷,虽经反复推敲,终未答出.大家便请盖老赐教.盖老如此这般三两句,大家听罢,顿开茅塞,哑然失笑.其实：河东河西有两个人,一个从东来,一个往西去.都是向西走嘛!那么有一个人不用过桥啊,谁也不妨碍谁嘛

D

A：尊敬的领导,亲爱的老师、同学们以及在座的的各位爷爷奶奶叔叔阿姨,
Dear Sir or Madam, Dear teachers, boys and girls, and Dear Grandpas, grandmas, Uncle, Antie.
共：大家下午好!Good afternoon
女：圣诞佳节喜相逢,平安之夜欢乐多!
All of us here for Christmas day , we will have a great time together
男：今天我们在圣诞之际,相约在此,一是相会旧友,二来结识新朋.
Today we stay together for meet old friend, and go to meet new friend.
甲：是啊,今天,我们相聚在这里,就是来享受缘分带给我们的欢乐,享受这段美好时光Yes, Because the destiny, today we are here together to share our cheer and enjoy the great time.
甲：今天,我们相聚在这里,请敞开你的心扉,释放你的激情
Today we are now gathered here, Please open your heart, open your mind.
乙：今天,我们相聚在这里,这里将成为欢乐的海洋,让快乐响彻云霄
Today we are now gathered here, it will be boiling over with excitement, the laugh resounded to the skies.
甲：今天,让欢笑和温馨伴着各位度过一个愉快的下午!
Today, every body spent a great time with laugh and joy,
A：相聚,让我们此刻在此一同分享这快乐的时光,那么就让我们在这个下午一起来享受这一场精彩的圣诞派对!
the meeting that we can share happy hours together, This afternoon, let your hair down and enjoy this fantastic party.
结束语
甲：虽然我们无法阻拦时间的流逝,但是我们可以主宰自己的心情Although we cant stop the passing of time, but we later out heart.
甲：在这里,有我们对生活的激情,更有我们对未来的渴望 Here with our passion to life, and here with our burning desire to future.
合：因为,我们始终相信：明天会更好 Because, we always believe that tomorrow will be better
乙：今天的联欢会到此结束,再次祝大家新年快乐,万事如意,心想事成
That’s all for the Celebration. All the best wish to you .Thank you for beingwith us. Happy new year
请各位现场的嘉宾志愿者爷爷奶奶们到小舞台上拍照留念.
Ladies and gentlemen, I ask all of you to come to stage for take a photo together.
下面让我们有请老年大学英语学会会长 XX 先生/女士发表讲话Now, lets give the floor to Mr/Mrs XX, the president of English Association in aged university for speech.
下面让我们有请外国语学院代表XX 发表讲话Now, lets give the floor toMr./Mrs XX, the representative of foreign languagecollege for speech.

Good evening, everyone! I am very grateful to be given this opportunity to speak before all of you. I wonder if you want to hear about my interests, I believe you'd say yes, then I will start now. I h...

零件受冲击时,垂直于螺栓轴线的力对螺栓的施力最大,画受力图,求解螺栓可能受到的最拉应力,和剪切应力.
最大拉力*安全系数 小于 螺栓的许用应力
最大剪切应力*安全系数 小于 螺栓的许用剪切应力

1,Here there are many interesting places to visit
2 the river , which goes through the forest ,is 5000 km long
3 The students present all attended yesterday's meeting
4 it's very clear that this film is not suitable for teenagers
5 whether the art exhibition can remain open to the public on time is a problem (whether 引导主语从句（在句首）)
或 it's a problem whether the art exhibition can remain open to the public on time or not
6 we found that it's necessary to go over what we learned before the exam

这是六年级寒假作业的题吧~
这道题的意思就是：求介于125和180之间的5、4、8的公倍数.
4、8的最大公约数为4.
所以
5、4、8三个数的最小公倍数为：5×4×8÷4=40
40×1=40
40×2=80
40×3=120
40×4=160
40×5=200
…
介于125和180之间的就只有160.所以芳芳再登160级台阶才能找到藏宝图.
这是六年级寒假作业的题吧~我们明天就要报到了,你会做了吗?

I'm so proud to be here and becomes schoolmate, are also very pleased to be able to stand here for everyone to make a self - introduction. I am * *, feel is a shy boy, are not good at, and other exchanges, of course, others think so, It is a good friend of me in the face of many. I also hope that we can and do you become good friends. And ordinary boy I love played computer games, interested students we can go to the exchanges in private exchanges. Of course, computers play more injured body, therefore, to have a healthy body usually I like sports, favorite sport is basketball, golf feel all right, like classmates we can go to their experience of basketball skills. Now went to college, I am here to learn knowledge, hosted here my dream, I will work hard to fight, even if he is good enough, but I will strive to become outstanding.

I love sports very much,table tennis and badminton football are the favorite sports of me,but the table tennis is the most of favorite.I hope that i have a chance with you compare .My table tennis skill is good,is there anyone wants to have a try?

美国有一位百万富翁,他的左眼坏了,花好多钱请人给装了一只假的,这只假眼装得真好,乍一看,谁也不会认为是假的.于是,这百翁富翁十分得意,常常在人们面前夸耀自己.
有一次,他碰到马克·吐温,就问道：“你猜得出来吗?我哪一只眼睛是假的?”马克·吐温指着他的左眼说：“这只是假的?因为你这只眼睛里还有一点点慈悲.”
……是这个吧?

All of a man is to pay by countless get into the number of here

56

回忆了：有一次放学,您要求全班同学留下,说：“早上,我们班的一个同学为了帮助邻居老人看病迟到了,我错怪了他,非常抱歉.希望这位同学能够原谅我.”（老师错怪同学后向同学道歉）
因为老师在错怪同学后能主动向同学道歉,所以大家的心里热乎乎的
1：在我们的成长过程中,您的谆谆教诲一直激励着我们.
2：您的坦诚深深地感动了每一位同学.
求采纳.

火焰燃烧时,温度高,能将铁丝网上的铁氧化消耗氧气,蜡烛由于供氧不足而火焰渐弱.
火焰变弱以后,温度变低,铁丝不再发生氧化反应消耗氧气,但此时铁丝网温度较高,蜡烛火焰微弱时碳不完全燃烧时生成的一氧化碳上升至铁丝网上方,在灼热铁丝作用下突然燃烧,而出现新的火焰.

At the moment of going abroad,I want to say thanks to everybody in seats.Appreciating for the love from parents and the care from all my relatives.

30km

假设猜中6个的为X
那么猜中3个=猜中5个人数=（50-9-5-X）/2=(36-X)/2
得等式 2×5+4×9+3×(36-X)/2+5×(36-X)/2+6X=202
答案不解了-0-

Hi,My name is Dawn,I'm from the beautiful ancient city of Kaifeng.As you can see,I am a very casual girl,and a lot of people here,like 18-year-old,I love a lot,I love guitar,love to sing love dancing,...

have the opportunity
bottom of my heart,I wish you succeed
destroys

听众已是身体残疾，作为民政局副局长又说大家头脑不能再残疾，此时此地说这种话太伤人心。所以，有的残疾人就听不下去而离场。


要注意得体的原则，注意对象。

我把书上的（疑点）画出来,请教老师.
在座的人面面相觑,大家带着询问和（怀疑）的目光看着他.

在小河上有座石桥.
在河上有座小石桥.

其实：河东河西有两个人,一个从东来,一个往西去.都是向西走嘛!那么有一个人不用过桥啊,谁也不妨碍谁嘛