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笑话小明又一次和他爸爸去旅游,爸爸说:我说的你都要记住。小明回答说:好!小明和爸爸先看见泉水,小明问爸爸这是什么,爸爸说:这是细水长流。走着走着,小明又看见一个地方滴着香油,一个狗在舔。小明问爸爸这是什么,爸爸说:这是狗添香油。小明没走多远,又看见一只大牛和一只小牛打架。小明问爸爸这是什么。爸爸回答说:这是大牛欺负小牛。回到家里,小明给爸爸倒酒,把杯子倒满了还等到,爸爸问:这是干什么。小明回答说:这是细水长流,爸爸看着桌上漏的酒,想这酒也不能浪费,我舔舔吧,爸爸刚舔一口,小明就说:狗添香油。爸爸生气了,正想揍他,小明又说:大牛欺负小牛。小明的爸爸一下气的晕了过去
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