英语翻译老虎不发威 你拿我当HELLO KITTY!

when the tiger not roar,can you take it for the
hello kitty?
这样可能会更好一点,how can you take the tiger as a hello kitty if it is not roar
如果老虎不大叫的话,你会把它当做hello kitty吗?
意思就是我不发威,你就当我不存在
意译和上面的意思都一样,
你觉得如何?

If I am not as angry as a tiger, you will treat me like a person as kind as a hello Kitty.

When you get my tiger Why not display its hello KITTY!

When you get my tiger not display its power Bingmao