asking a left-handed child to change to right-handed对话

Teacher: I hope you can learn to use your right hand to write. (frowns)
Kid: But why? I'm born left-handed and I feel good with that.
T: Did you know that for thousands of years, the Devil has been associated with the left hand in various ways and is normally portrayed as being left-handed in pictures?
K: Did you know that many famous people like Clinton, Ford, George H. W. Bush, Reagan, and Obama are all left-handed?
T: And did you know that only approximately 8 to 15% of the adult population is left-handed?
K: Why do I need to follow the trend? And did you know that some researches suggest that left-handed people are more intelligent and creative than right-handed people?
T: Nonsense. I'm sure you know that the vast majority of the world population is right-handed, so most everyday items are mass-produced for expected use with the right hand. Life's gonna be inconvenient for you!
K: So what? Who cares! Probably you can only make me learn to use my right hand to write if you chop off my left hand.
T: Good. (takes out a cleaver and smiles evilly)
K: Wait a second! Chill out, pal! I'll change! I'll change! See I'm writing with my right hand now...