一到两分钟英语自我介绍要简单,要有爱好,家庭住址（我爱好画画,家住美岸华庭）

My name is XX , and I am from XX.下面就自己写写经历啊什么的，应该很简单的。噢 顺便一提，目前我在学的ABC夫下在线的外教说过，其实要学好英语是轻松的..必须有个好的研习空间跟实习口语对象，老师水平是关键，标准口音才是最好，保持天天口语学习 1v1家教式辅导才能有.好.的进步效率；课后需要重复复习录音文档 好巩固知识点 然后要是真的无对象可练习的话，最好能去 ...

I also want to have such a pair of invisible wings,so I have been trying to,in the struggle!Cold window study hard twelve years,once the first half to glory!As long as into the north,the job,promotion,all of all,will have more opportunities than others.
I didn't give up,but I know,into the university,I have more than others invisible wings!
God is always on the visit to prepare people!Very glad,I was born in was the envy of their country from the heart,and a great capital Beijing.Peking University,next door to me.So I first foreign students more than their peers with a pair of invisible wings.Although I must try hard,but look at Peking University every year in Beijing and provincial launched student enrollment,see again the high outside

What is friendship? It is to relate with somebody without need for money or objective. It is to need emotion and over wealth is friendship , no matter what their background , age , sex or personality. Friendship can be pure. Having friends, one can be find happiness. If you are in trouble your friends will help you through or at least comfort you. When you are happy , they share it with you. They are also there for you to chat with at any time. The world would be more beautiful if it was full of filled with friendship 翻译:友谊是什么?友谊是一种不需要钱或者物质来维持的人与人之间的关系.无论人们的背景 年龄 性别或者个性怎样,友谊的维系需要感情多过财富. 友谊应该是纯洁的.通过交朋友,一个人会感到快乐.如果你有麻烦,你的朋友会帮助你,至少会支持鼓励你.当你开心时,他们会与你分享.他们会在任何时候倍你聊天. 如果这个世界充满友谊,那么这个世界将会更加美丽

Different people have different hobbies.For example,someone likes reading,someone likes swimming and someone likes collecting and so on.
I used to read books and draw pictures because by reading books I could learn many funny things.But now I don't like it.I can only learn from books.I couldn't get knowledge from others.I need a change.Traveling is my favorite hobby now.But I can't go traveling a lot.I can visit many different places of interest by traveling.I can learn a lot about people,places and history.It's very interesting.What is your hobby?Let's share each other!I have many good friends.They all have their hobbies.
Ann studies very hard.So her hobby is book reading.Tony loves labour,and his hobby is gardening.He usually plants flowers and trees in his yard.Judy is a quiet girl.She likes knitting.She always knits some sweaters for her dolls.We have different hobbies,but we are good friends.
I love traveling.I have great fun in traveling!
Hurry,(≧▽≦)/~
想要点悬赏!

MP3查,有的

The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat.The cat was very old; she could not run quickly,and she could not bite,because she was so old.One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse.But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away,because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse.She began to hit the cat.The cat said,"Do not hit your old servant.I have worked for you for many years,and I would work for you still,but I am too old.Do not be unkind to the old,but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
【译文】
老猫
一位老妇有只猫,这只猫很老,它跑不快了,也咬不了东西,因为它年纪太大了.一天,老猫发现一只老鼠,它跳过去抓这只老鼠,然而,它咬不住这只老鼠.因此,老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了,因为老猫咬不了它.
于是,老妇很生气,因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死.她开始打这只猫,猫说：“不要打你的老仆人,我已经为你服务了很多年,而且还愿意为你效劳,但是,我实在太老了,对年纪大的不要这么无情,要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情.”
A man was going to the house of some rich person.As he went along the road,he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road.He said,"I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.
He went on and came to a river.The river had become very big; so he could not go over it.He waited for some time; then he said,"I cannot go to the rich man's house today,for I cannot get over the river."
He began to go home.He had eaten no food that day.He began to want food.He came to the apples,and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them.
Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
【译文】
一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去,当他沿着路走时,在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果,他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果,因为富人会给我更多的食物,他会给我很好吃的东西.”然后他拿起苹果,一把扔到土里去.
他继续走,来到河边,河涨水了,因此,他到不了河对岸,他等了一会儿,然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了,因为我不能渡过河.”
他开始回家,那天他没有吃东西.他就开始去找吃的,他找到苹果,很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了.
不要把好东西扔掉,换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处.

将鸡蛋放进微波炉一到两分钟 Put the eggs into the microwave oven for one to two minutes

Cut the Toufu ( beancurd) into pieces.Put them into the pot with boiling water.Add some salt to it and wait for them boild for two minutes,then take them out of the pot.

1.The Queen is Head of State of the UK .she was born in 1926 and became Queen at the age of 25,and has reigned through more than five decades of enormous social change and development.The Queen is married to Prince Philip and has four children and eight grandchildren.
伊丽莎白是英国国家元首.她出生于1926年,并成为在25岁的女王,在位通过统治超过五十年巨大的社会变革和发展.女王和菲利普亲王结婚,并有四个孩子和八个孙子.
2.Much has happened over the course of The Queen's life.Television has been invented,man has walked on the moon for the first time and the Berlin Wall has been built and then razed to the ground.Her life has seen many changes too.
在女王的生命过程中发生了很多变化.电视已经发明了,人已经登上月球,柏林墙已经建成,又被推到.她的人生见证了这一切
3The Queen has many different duties to perform every day.
Some are public duties,such as ceremonies,receptions and visits within the United Kingdom or abroad.other duties are carried out away from the cameras,but they are no less important.These include reading letters from the public and official papers
Even when she is away from London,she receives official papers nearly every day of every year
女王每天有许多不同的职责,一些公共职责,如在英国或国外的庆典,招待会和访问.其他的就是远离公众视线的活动了,这些活动没有那么重要.这些活动包括从公共和官方文件的读信,即使当她远离伦敦,她几乎每年每天收到官方文件

　　曾经有人讲过这样一个耐人寻味的故事：一场突然而来的沙漠风暴使一位旅行者迷失了前进方向.更可怕的是,旅行者装水和干粮的背包也被风暴卷走了.他翻遍身上所有的口袋,找到了一个青青的苹果.“啊,我还有一个苹果!”旅行者惊喜地叫着.
　　他紧握着那个苹果,独自在沙漠中寻找出路.每当干渴、饥饿、疲乏袭来的时候,他都要看一看手中的苹果,抿一抿干裂的嘴唇,陡然又会增添不少力量.
　　一天过去了,两天过去了.第三天,旅行者终于走出了荒漠.那个他始终未曾咬过一口的青苹果,已干巴得不成样子,他却宝贝似地一直紧攥在手里.
　　在深深赞叹旅行者之余,人们不禁感到惊讶：一个表面上看来是多么微不足道的青苹果,竟然会有如此不可思议的神奇力量!
　　是的,这是信念的力量!这是精神的力量!信念,是成功的起点,是托起人生大厦的坚强支柱.在人生的旅途中,不可能总是一帆风顺、事随人愿.有的人身躯可能先天不足或后天病残,但他却能成为生活的强者,创造出常人难以创造的奇迹,这靠的就是信念.对一个有志者来说,信念是立身的法宝和希望的长河.
　　信念的力量在于即使身处逆境,亦能帮助你扬起前进的风帆；信念的伟大在于即使遭遇不幸,亦能召唤你鼓起生活的勇气.信念,是蕴藏在心中的一团永不熄灭的火焰.信念,是保证一生追求目标成功的内在驱动力.信念的最大价值是支撑人对美好事物孜孜以求.坚定的信念是永不凋谢的玫瑰.
　　我命在我,不在天

机场对话：Ms.Lin:Hello,Mr.Brown.Mr.Brown:Hello,Lin.Ms.Lin:It's nice to see you again in Shanghai.Mr.Brown:Well,I'm so glad to be able to come to this World Expo.Ms.Lin:How was your flight?Mr.Brown:Jus...

ROSE:I love you,Jack.
JACK:No...Don't you do that.Don't say your good-byes.Not yet.Do you understand me?
ROSE:I'm so cold.
JACK:Listen,Rose.You're going to get out of here.You're going to go on and you're going to make lots of babies and you're going to watch them grow and you're going to die an old,an old lady,warm in your bed.Not here.Not this night.Not like this.Do you understand me?
ROSE:I can't feel my body.
JACK:Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me.It brought me to you.And I'm thankful for that,Rose,I'm thankful.You must do me this honor.You must promise me that you will survive...that you won't give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless.Promise me now,Rose,and never let go of that promise.
ROSE:I promise.
JACK:Never let go.
ROSE:I will never let go,Jack,I'll never let go.
###你要帮我个忙.答应我活下去……###　　
(露丝和杰克都在冰冷的海水中)
露丝：杰克,我爱你.
杰克：别,别这样.不要说再见.还不是时候.你明白了吗?
露丝：我觉得很冷.
杰克：听我说,露丝.你一定能脱险的.你要活下去,生许多孩子,看着他们长大.你会安享晚年,安息在温暖的床上.而不是今晚在这里,不是像这样死去.你明白了吗?　　露丝：我失去知觉了.
杰克：赢得船票是我一生中最幸运的事.让我认识了你.露丝,我是那么感激它!你要帮我个忙.答应我活下去……无论发生什么……无论多么绝望……永不放弃.答应我,露丝,永不放弃你对我的承诺.
露丝：我答应你.
杰克：永不放弃.
露丝：我不会放弃的,杰克,我永远不会放弃.

如果不快不慢的话,大概300 字左右就够了.但是得看具体的内容,中间是否要停顿、感叹、特别强调一些字眼以及动作、身体语言的配合等等.如果是急速的、强势的文章,甚至含有绕口令的内容,则需要将字数增加.
建议在选材后,模拟练习一下,看那一段、篇比较适合你的具体要求再作决定.

我的想法：
搜下“有关历史典故的成语”,成语的解释比会较短又有关历史故事,符合您的要求,而且还能学成语~
以下几个来自 ziseyulian同学,您还可以多找些素材嘛：
1.不可救药
周朝有位卿士叫凡伯.凡伯不但有诗才,而且善于治理国事.后来,他在周厉王身边辅佐朝政.可是,周厉王飞横跋扈,枉法断事.奸臣则百般诌媚讨好.凡伯直言相劝,列数朝政弊端,奸臣却在周厉王耳边说他的坏话.周厉王对凡伯十分厌烦,从此,奸臣出入宫廷,不把凡伯放在眼里.凡伯十分愤慨,写了一首诗,后来收入《诗经》.诗中抨击奸臣说：“作恶多端,不可救药!”
2.一衣带水
南北朝的时候,北方的北周和南方的陈国以长江为界.
北周的宰相杨坚,废了周静帝,自己当皇帝,建立了隋朝.
他决心要灭掉陈国,曾说：“我是全国老百姓的父母,难道能因为有一条像衣带那样窄的长江隔着,就看着南方百姓受苦而不拯救他们吗?后来人们就用“一衣带水”来比喻只隔了一条狭窄水域的,靠得非常近的两地.
3.专心致志
从前有一个下棋能手名叫秋,他的棋艺非常高超.
秋有两个学生,一起跟他学习下棋,其中一个学生非常专心集中精力跟老师学习.另一个却不这样,他认为学下棋很容易,用不着认真.老师讲解的时候,他虽然坐在那里,眼睛也好像在看着棋子可心里却想着：“要是现在到野外射下一只鸿雁,美餐一顿该多好.”因为他总是胡思乱想心不在焉,老师的讲解一点也没听进去.
结果,虽然两个学生同是一个名师传授,但是,一个进步很快,成了棋艺高强的名手,另一个却没学到一点本事.
4、疑邻盗斧
从前有个乡下人,丢了一把斧子.他以为是邻居家的儿子偷去了,于是处处注意那人的一言一行,一举一动,越看越觉得那人像是盗斧的贼.后来,丢斧子的人找到了斧子,原来是前几天他上山砍柴时,一时疏忽失落在山谷里.找到斧子后,他又碰见了邻居的儿子,再留心看看他,怎么也不像贼了.
疑邻盗斧：不注重事实根据,对人、对事胡乱猜疑.
5、揠苗助长
春秋时期,宋国有一个农夫,他总是嫌田里的庄稼长得太慢,今天去瞧瞧,明天去看看,觉得禾苗好像总没有长高.他心想：有什么办法能使它们长得高些快些呢?
有一天,他来到田里,把禾苗一棵一棵地往上拔.一大片禾苗,一棵一棵地拔真费了不少的力气,等他拔完了禾苗,已经累得筋疲力尽了,可是他心里却很高兴.回到家里还夸口说：“今天可把我累坏了,我帮助禾苗长高了好几寸!”他儿子听了,赶忙跑到田里去看,发现田里的禾苗全都已经枯死了
6、劳苦功高
秦朝末年,刘邦率军攻占秦都咸阳后驻守函谷关,项羽听说刘邦攻占咸阳,就气急败坏在鸿门摆宴席请刘邦.席间项庄舞剑助兴想借机杀刘邦.樊哙赶紧拔剑上前对项羽说：“沛公恭候大王的到来,没有封侯,你却要杀如此劳苦功高的人?”

Good morning/ Good afternoon,
Everyone here.
My name is X, and my English name is Y. I graduated from XX university, and majored in TT.Though my major is not English, my level of English is fine. I have been an English teacher for about two years, my students love me very much.
I choose your school, because I want to give myself more developing field in my teaching career.
My hobbies are X, Y , Z.
I hope you will give me this precious chance.
Thank you!

晕,看个电影就是了啊
推荐闻香识女人最后那个人在学校礼堂里慷慨激昂的一段.看了太振奋人心了.哈哈.应该就几分钟的样子吧.
这就是他说的话了,原声自己在电影里找.（适合大学生水平,你要是学英语时间还不长就算了）
I'll show you out of order.You don't know what out of order is,Mr.Trask,I'd show you,but I'm too old,I'm too tired,I'm too ****in' blind,if I were the man I was five years ago,I'd take a flame thrower to this place!Out of order?Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to?I've been around,you know?There was a time I could see,and I have seen,boys like these,younger than these,their arms torn out,their legs ripped off,but there is nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit.There is no prosthetic for that,you think you're merely sendin' this splendid foot solider back home to Oregen with his tail between his legs,but I say you're executin' his soul!And why?Because he is not a Baird man.Baird men,you hurt this boy,you're gonna be Baird bums,the lot of you.And Harry,Jimmy,and Trent,wherever you are out there,**** you too!
Trask:Stand down,Mr.Slade!
Frank:I'm not finished.As I came in here,I heard those words:cradle of leadership.Well,when the bough breaks,the cradle will fall,and it has fallen here,it has fallen.Makers of men,creators of leaders,be careful what kind of leaders you're producin' here.I don't know if Charlie's silence here today is right or wrong,I'm not a judge or jury,but I can tell you this:he won't sell anybody out to buy his future!And that my friends is called integrity,that's called courage.Now,that's the stuff leaders should be made of.Now I have come to crossroads in my life,I always knew what the right path was.Without exception,I knew,but I never took it,you know why,it was too damn hard.Now here's Charlie,he's come to the crossroads,he has chosen a path.It's the right path,it's a path made of principle that leads to character.Let him continue on his journey.You hold this boy's future in your hands,committee,it's a valuable future,believe me.Don't destroy it,protect it.Embrace it.It's gonna make you proud one day,I promise you.

Your horse called
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him
on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks,"What was that for?"
She says,"I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says,"Jeez,honey,remember last week when I went to the track?'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him
and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks,"What was that for?"
She answers,"Your horse called."
你的马来电话了
一个男人正在读报纸,突然他的老婆走到他身后用一个煎锅朝他后脑勺猛击,男人问：“为什么打我?”老婆说：“我在你口袋里发现了一张写着’Betty Sue' 的纸.”他说：“亲爱的JEEZ,记得我上星期去赛马了吗?Betty Sue是我赌的那匹马的名字.”妻子耸了耸肩走开了.三天后,那个男人又看报纸,突然他的老婆走到他身后用一个煎锅又朝他后脑勺猛击,男人问：“这是为什么啊?”老婆说：“你的马来电话了!”

教师可根据教材内容创设几个问题情境,如打电话、去超市购物等等,让学生考虑几分钟后回答；也可以教师写几个关键词语,让学生运用这几个词语说上几句话,看谁说的流利、句子完整,没有语法错误