话剧团里男演员人数是女演员人数的六分之五后来又增加了三名女演员此时,男演员人数占话剧团总人数的十二分之五.话剧团现有男女

我有一些,不是完全符合你的要求,但也差不多,稍微改改就能用,给你多发了一些,你看看吧

FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right.
It's funny how things work out.
EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY
Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard.
FORREST (voice-over)
I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a
promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise.
So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's
family and make their introduction.
Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest.
MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid?
FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue.
MRS. BLUE I guess.
EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY
Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone.
FORREST (voice-over)
And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself.
FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember
everything you said, and I got it all figured out.
Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket.
FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred
and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got...
EXT. BAYOU - DAY
Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp.
FORREST (voice-over)
... well, that's left after a new hair cut and a
new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner
and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers.
Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash.
OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something?
FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir.
EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE
Forrest stands at the grave.
FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was
in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just
loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle."
Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says
it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody.
So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new
nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat.
EXT. BAYOU - DAY
Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp.
FORREST (voice-over)
Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin',
but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough.
EXT. DOCKS
Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket.
FORREST I only caught five.
OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail.
The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest.
OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat?
FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before,
but there was only one I could think of.
Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny."
FORREST (voice-over)
The most beautiful name in the wide world.
译文：
福勒斯特(画外音),妈妈,但她绝对是对的.
这是有趣的事情怎么工作.
分机.河口啦BATRE /布巴的妈妈的家——的一天
福勒斯特走到一间小木屋在边缘的河口.一群黑人孩子踢前面的院子.
福勒斯特(画外音)
我没在家待太长时间,因为我犯了一个
保证布巴.我总是努力保持我的承诺.
所以我就下到河口啦Batre满足布巴的
家庭和使他们的介绍.
布巴的母亲给布鲁太太和她的其他孩子看,福勒斯特.
布鲁太太你是不是疯了,还是天生就这么蠢?
福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事,夫人蓝色的.
布鲁太太我猜一猜.
分机.布巴的坟墓——天
福勒斯特步骤到布巴的墓碑上.
福勒斯特(画外音)
当然,我也去看望了布巴本人.
福勒斯特:嘿,布巴,是我,福勒斯特•甘普.我记得
你说的一切,我让所有事情都盘算好了.
福勒斯特从口袋里掏出笔记.
福勒斯特,我将花二万四千、五百
和六十二美元和美分,我得到……47个
分机.河口——天
福勒斯特横跨一个院子的男人都是清洁虾.
福勒斯特(画外音)
……嗯,这是一个新发型后留下的和
新衣服,我把妈妈去豪华晚宴
而我买了车票和三个医生辣椒.
福勒斯特沿着一个木制的码头.福勒斯特一个老黑shrimper支付一大把的钞票.
老SHRIMPER告诉我一些.你是蠢还是什么?
福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事,先生.
分机.布巴的坟墓
福勒斯特站在坟墓.
福勒斯特好,那就是后留下的我、说、“我
中国乒乓球队,我All-America而已
我喜欢打乒乓球,Flex-O-Ping-Pong之中.”
,每个人都知道这不是真的,但是妈妈说的话吗
这只是一个小小的善意谎言,这样它就不会伤害到任何人.
所以,无论如何,我把所有的气体、绳子和新的
网、全新的shrimpin的船.
分机.河口——天
福勒斯特steers虾船.他这只船是古老而生锈.福勒斯特释放他的网作为他钓的一天滴到甲板上.它是一堆垃圾和贝壳.福勒斯特捡起一个虾.
福勒斯特(画外音)
现在,布巴曾告诉过我所有他知道的关于shrimpin ',
但你知道我发现吗?Shrimpin”是很难的.
分机.码头
福勒斯特拉两虾的桶里.
阿甘我仅仅看到了五个.
一对老SHRIMPER更多的,你可以你有一个鸡尾酒会.
旧的shrimper开始走开,然后停止,看着,福勒斯特.
老SHRIMPER嘿,你曾经想过namin '这旧船吗?
福勒斯特(画外音)我从未命名一艘船之前,
但是只有一个我能想到的.
福勒斯特漆边上的一名他的船.名称为“珍妮.”
福勒斯特(画外音)
最美丽的名字在这广阔的世界.

白雪公主与七个小矮人

在国外,社团的归类其实很简单.您只要这麼想：任何运动方面的,如篮球队,棒球队,冰球队,橄榄球队,滑雪社等等的全都叫Team.比如说：
I am part of the hockey team.
I am in the football team.
I am a member of the snowboarding team.
这麼一讲人家就知道你是那一个(运动)社团的了.


而如果是如果是音乐,有分乐团跟合唱团：
乐团(队)一般就会说 band少数会用到orchestra这麼正式的字眼,除非代表地方跟国家了.
合唱团则是Choir.
所有跟乐器练习有关的,如小提琴,萨克司风,笛子等等,还有个人(创作)歌唱(与乐队一起演出)的都归类於 band 里.当然也是有 Music club 的,可能包含以上两者或纯粹只是学术性或娱乐性的讨论或评论,一般若是讨论团体就与以上说过的那些参加演出比赛的团体不同.


与话剧,文学,文化交流(多元文化社团),宗教讨论,或天文社这种类的就全归类成 Club 或所谓的 After school club：
Literature club
Drama club
Multicultural club
Religious club
Astronomy club
等等都是学校很常见的一些社团.Club 也不全都是文化类的交流,也有如 Red Cross Club 或 First Aid Club 这种是专门学习跟实践急救方面知识的学校社团.


至於您提到的association 与 society 一般很少是学校团体,如有也会是类似有赞助商那种性质,所做的事都是自愿签订协议或自愿来完成目的的.如果您是参加义(志)工等类的地方或社区社团,那麼就会使用上association,society,或甚至foundation 之类的用词.


最後回答您说如果使用 I take part in a society他们会怎麼认为?多数会以为您已经步入社会在工作了,不会以为您是参加了那个学校社团.如果要让他们知道您是参加社团又不是明确的指出名字可以这麼说：
I take part in a sport's team 或反过来说 I take part in a team sports.都可以明确让人知道您是参与了一个与运动有关的社团.
I take part in band and choir.两者是可以一起参加或其一,那麼人家也会知道您是参加了乐团.
I take part in a school club 或 I take part in after school club.别人就会知道您是参加了(学校)社团.


如果是想问别人参加了什麼社团也可以以上面所说的推算用那个词来问会比较准确,但一般可以这麼问：
Which club have you join after school?
Which after school club have you join?
Which team sports have you join?


希望以上有帮上您,祝一切顺利!

增加了3名女演员后,男女的比是5:（12-5）=5:7 因为男演员人数不变,每份人数3÷（7-6）=3
现有男演员：3 X 5=15人 现有女演员：3 X 7 =3=21人

一小时40分钟是100分钟,张兰看了十分之九就是看了90分钟,即一个半小时,然后结束的时候是3时10分,往前算一个半小时就是1时40分.
1：Her sister doesn't like math.
2:We don't go to class on sunday.
3:My mother doesn't at home now.
4:They aren't the students of class 3.
5:I am not very fat.

A Play:
Buying Medicine
By Liu Qinglin
Characters:X ------ Xiao Fei
S ------- Shopkeeper
D- ---- Doctor Li
O- -----Others ( O1,O2 O3 -----)
Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1,W2,W3 -----)
H -----He zhenwu,a Japanese spy
W- ---- Woman
J ------ Japanese
Scene1
( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers.D is examining their wounds.)
D:Good evening,everyone.
Ws:( Together) Good evening,Dr Li.
D:Hello,let me examine you.
W1:I鈥檓 all right.There鈥檚 no need to do so.( W1 is about to fall down.)
D:(Helps him up) Your leg discloses you!Let me have a look.Ah,it鈥檚 going worse.Let me put some
medicine on you.
W1:No,it isn鈥檛 necessary.There is little medicine left.Go to look after that young man.He has a high
fever.He seems fainted.
D:( Takes W2鈥檚 temperature.) So he has!He needs an injection but we have none.Feed him these last three pills with warm water.What else can I do?There鈥檚 no medicine left.
W3:Don鈥檛 worry,Doctor.I am young and strong.I am all tight now.I鈥檒l go and buy some medicine.
D:No,you are not all right.Your leg will bleed when you move.Lie down and have a good rest.
W4:So you can let me go .I can run very fast.The enemy cannot catch me.
( Just then,Xiao Fei comes in.)
X:Be quiet everybody.You must have a good rest.This is order,you know.
W1:But there鈥檚 no medicine left.
X:That鈥檚 why I鈥檓 here.I鈥檝e come to fetch the list .I鈥檒l go to town to buy medicine.
D:Have you got any money?
X:No.
D:( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you.Perhaps you can change it for medicine.
X:No,I can鈥檛 take it ,because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago.It mustn鈥檛 go to other people鈥檚 hands.
D:But how can you get the medicine without money?
X:Don鈥檛 worry.I鈥檒l manage.Goodbye.
D and Ws:Be careful!
Scene2
( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman.He sings as he goes.
When he Passes a corn field,he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman)
W:Help!Help!
H:You needn鈥檛 cry.There鈥檚 nobody else here.Let me marry you and make yourself noble.
W:You Japanese spy!No one will marry you.
H:Otherwise I鈥檒l kill you!( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist .They start a fight.Finally,H knocks W down.Just then X arrives)
X:Stop!Don鈥檛 bully Chinese woman!
H:It鈥檚 none of your business!Go away.
X:I would rather stop you.( H raises his gun towards X.X kicks it away.They begin a fight.W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H鈥檚 leg.X knocks H down)
X:(To W) Quick!Help me tie him up.
W:You are bleeding.Let me do first aid.
X:It doesn鈥檛 matter.Pull him into the corn fields.
H:Please spare my life.I won鈥檛 do that again
( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.)
X:Don鈥檛 do that.If the Japanese hear the shot,they鈥檒l come.
H:Thank you,sir.But please let me go.
X:Let you go?You鈥檒l continue to kill and bully Chinese!( X puts his socks into H鈥檚 mouth.) Wait here .And lend me your pass and bike.Don鈥檛 try to run away.(They go down.)
Scene 3
(Music) (X is riding a bike toward town.He sings as he goes along)
J1 and J2:Stop!Show me your pass.
X:Here you are!
J1 & J2:( After reading it.) Hi!Salute.( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.)
S:Who鈥檚 it?
X:It鈥檚 me,a customer.
S:(To O1) Go to answer the door.
O1:come in,please.You are the only customer for these days.
S:What can I do far you?
X:( Hands him the pass.) We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine.Here is the list.
S:Oh,so much medicine!Do you have enough money?
X:We鈥檒l send you the money in a few days鈥 time.Quick,this is order.( Shows him his gun.)
S:All right!All right!
S:( To O1) Quick!Give him the medicine
O1:All right .( Hands it to X.) Here you are.
X:I have to go now.Bye-bye.
S:( To O1) Quick!Close the door.
O1:All right.( He closes it.)
S:( Makes a telephone call.) Hi!This is No1 Medicine Shop.Just now,a man came in and took a lot of medicine away.Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army .Stop him,quick!
( X rides his bike fast.Soon he arrives at the gate,J1 is receiving a phone call.J2 signs him to stop.X rides towards him and knocks him out.J1 begins to short at him.Soon he arrives at a bridge,where two soldiers stand .X kills them with two shots.A crowd of soldiers rush towards him.He run into the corn field.H has just frees himself and is about to leave.)
J3:Oh,here he is!
js:(Together) Don鈥檛 move!Hands up!
H:I鈥檓 sorry.I鈥檓 not Eighth -----
J4:Tie him up.( They tie him up and beat him.)
H:Ouch!I belong to Japanese army.
J5:Don鈥檛 listen to him.He鈥檚 lying.Put him in our car.Let鈥檚 go.(They go down.)
X:(X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street.He meets some Japanese and fights them.He kills some of them and enters a lane.Finally he arrives at the temple.D and Ws come to welcome him)
D:Here comes our hero.
Ws:Congratulations.
X:Thank you,everybody.
( The end )

　　长发姑娘
　　NARRATOR
　　Once upon a time there was a husband and a wife who lived next door to an enchantress named Dame Gothel -
　　(audience coughs and laughs)
　　- who had a beautiful garden that was surrounded by a high wall. One day, the wife looked down onto Dame Gothel’s garden and saw the most beautiful rampion. The wife desired to eat the rampion, but she knew she could not get any so she pined away and became pale and miserable. Her husband grew alarmed.
　　HUSBAND
　　What ails you, dear wife?
　　WIFE
　　If I cannot have some rampion, I shall die.
　　NARRATOR
　　The husband loved his wife and decided to get her some, no matter what the cost. At twilight, he climbed over the fence, -
　　(thuds climbing fence)
　　- grabbed some rampion, and took it to his wife. She ate it greedily. It tasted so good that her desire for rampion increased three times as much as before. To appease her, the husband once more climbed over the fence, -
　　(thuds from climbing fence)
　　- but Dame Gothel was waiting for him.
　　(audience coughs)
　　GOTHEL
　　You descend into my garden and steal my rampion like a thief, thief, thief!
　　HUSBAND
　　Please, let mercy take the place of justice. My wife saw your rampion and said she would die if she couldn’t eat any.
　　GOTHEL
　　Well, if that’s the case, you may take as much rampion as you like, under one condition: your wife will soon give birth to a child. I get the child.
　　NARRATOR
　　The husband agreed. The new baby was given to Dame Gothel and the child grew into the most beautiful child under the sun. She was named Rapunzel. When Rapunzel turned twelve, Dame Gothel took her into the forest and shut her up in the tall tower that had no stairs and no door. There was only a small window high above the ground. When Dame Gothel came to visit, she stood under the window and called:
　　GOTHEL
　　Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
　　Let down your hair to me.
　　NARRATOR
　　Rapunzel had magnificent long hair which she kept braided. She would wind her braids around a hook on the windowsill and let the rest fall over twenty ells to the ground.
　　(child in audience murmurs)
　　Dame Gothel would climb up Rapunzel’s hair to get to her. A year or two passed and a Prince, riding through the forest, heard Rapunzel singing.
　　(RAPUNZEL sings, audience laughs)
　　He looked for a door to the tower, but couldn’t find one, so he rode home. Each day he returned to the forest to listen.
　　(audience makes thumping noises)
　　Finally, one day, he saw Dame Gothel approach the tower and call:
　　GOTHEL
　　Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
　　Let down your hair to me.
　　NARRATOR
　　The Prince watched as the hair fell and Dame Gothel climbed up it to the window. He left and returned the next day at twilight.
　　PRINCE
　　Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
　　Let down your hair to me.
　　NARRATOR
　　Her hair fell down to him and up he climbed.
　　(audience giggles)
　　PRINCE
　　Your singing has captured my heart. Come to my father’s palace and be my wife.
　　RAPUNZEL
　　He will love me more than old Dame Gothel will.
　　Yes, I will marry you. Each time you visit me, bring a skein of silk so I can weave it into a ladder, so I can descend from this tower and I will ride back to your castle on your horse.
　　NARRATOR
　　Because Dame Gothel came during the day, the Prince visited Rapunzel each evening. Dame Gothel suspected nothing until, one day, Rapunzel said:
　　RAPUNZEL
　　Dame Gothel, tell me, why are you so much heavier for me to draw up than the Prince is? Who will be here soon.
　　GOTHEL
　　What did you say?! Why you wicked, wicked child! I thought that I had separated you from all the world!
　　NARRATOR
　　In her anger, she clutched Rapunzel’s braids and cut them off. Then she fastened them -
　　(RAPUNZEL squeals)
　　- to the hook on the windowsill and, by magic, sent Rapunzel to live in a desert in grief and misery. When the Prince arrived, Dame Gothel was waiting for him.
　　GOTHEL
　　Aha! Your beautiful bird no longer sings in this nest. The cat has gotten it and will scratch your eyes out as well.
　　NARRATOR
　　The Prince leapt from the tower and a bush broke his fall. But its thorns pierced his eyes and blinded him. He wandered and wandered in this condition, eating roots and berries whilst lamenting and weeping for his poor little lost Rapunzel.
　　(PRINCE sighs)
　　Some years passed and he finally wandered into the very same desert where Rapunzel lived.
　　(RAPUNZEL sings)
　　The Prince heard her voice and went towards it. Rapunzel recognized him and ran and hugged him. She cried for joy and two tears fell upon his eyes and healed his blindness.
　　PRINCE
　　I can see again!
　　NARRATOR
　　They lived happy and content for a long time afterwards. The End.
　　narrator是叙事的人

可以到英文网上点搞笑话剧就可以了··
我以前也是这样找的哦!可以找到了!
要选我哦!

你是哪个英语班的啊!我们也弄啊!

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孔雀东南飞

效果可能会不错哦~
高中生就只要选择一些大家比较熟悉的剧本和台词
祝你们成功!加油!

1.经典案例,一群人穿球鞋,球衣,带球迷饰物,唱“ole,ole,ole,ole,ole,we are the champion"
2.演话剧 ,简单的,在你们学过的课本上找再改编,大家都学了的肯定听得懂.
3.做游戏,肯定互动!比如,用英语单词写点东西,一人比划一人猜,把幸运52之类的东西整上去

RACHEL: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.)
ROSS: Rache!
RACHEL: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.)
ROSS: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?
RACHEL: What?
ROSS: You're bleeding.
RACHEL: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. I wanna hear everything! (Looks at Julie)
ROSS: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
RACHEL: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
JULIE: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
RACHEL: Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.]
CHANDLER: No way!
MONICA: I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross!
PHOEBE: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?
JOEY: Um, this?
PHOEBE: Yes.
MONICA: Guys, you got your hair cut.
CHANDLER: Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay.
PHOEBE: 'Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice.
RACHEL: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
CHANDLER: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.
RACHEL: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!
ROSS: That's all right, Rache, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
JOEY: What up?!
ROSS: Everyone, this is Julie.
RACHEL: (out of breath) Julie.
ALL: Ohh. (Happily) Hi!
JULIE: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
ROSS: And bus.
JULIE: Oh my god.
ROSS: The screaming guy?
JULIE: And the spitting?
ROSS: You gotta hear this story.
JULIE: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
ROSS: At least.
JULIE: ...and this guy--
RACHEL: And the chicken poops in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.
MONICA: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?
JULIE: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
ROSS: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
RACHEL: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
MONICA: It's an expression.
ROSS: Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then we're gonna go see the baby.
JULIE: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
ROSS: Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.
CHANDLER: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
(Ross and Julie exit)
RACHEL: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to sympathize with her.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler enter.]
ROSS: Hey, Rache, can I get some coffee?
RACHEL: Yeah, sure.
ROSS: Thank you.
CHANDLER: Hey, Rache, can I get--
RACHEL: Did you talk to him?
CHANDLER: Not yet.
RACHEL: Then, no.
(He goes to sit down next to Ross.)
CHANDLER: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
ROSS: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?
CHANDLER: God?
ROSS: It was you, pal.
CHANDLER: Well, maybe it was God, doing me.
ROSS: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
CHANDLER: Well, you owe me one, big guy.
RACHEL: Here's your lemonade.
ROSS: I didn't order lemonade.
RACHEL: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they're gonna charge you for that.
ROSS: But--
RACHEL: Go go go go, come on! (to Chandler) So then, well, what did you find out?
CHANDLER: He said, he said that they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself without any outside help whatsoever.
RACHEL: How is that the silver lining?
CHANDLER: You have to really wanna see it.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and the gang is watching TV.]
ROSS: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.
[cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.]
MONICA: Phoebes, you know what I'm thinking?
PHOEBE: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
MONICA: No, although now that's what I'm thinking.
PHOEBE: All right, so what were you thinking?
MONICA: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?
PHOEBE: Ohh! No.
MONICA: Why not?
PHOEBE: Because, I'm just, I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.
MONICA: No you're not.
PHOEBE: I know I'm not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings.
(The phone rings.)
JOEY: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)
ROSS: (on phone) Hello? Hi.
CHANDLER: (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?
JOEY: Needs some clothes altered?
CHANDLER: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
JOEY: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, when was 1990?
CHANDLER: You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!
ROSS: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok, bye. What? Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn't hang up either.
RACHEL: She didn't hang up either!
ROSS: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y--
RACHEL: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
ROSS: Rachel! I'll just call her back.
RACHEL: Okay!
ROSS: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected...
RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.
MONICA: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too.
RACHEL: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here.
CHANDLER: Ok, I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning.]
JOEY: You know, I think I was sixteen.
MONICA: Please, just a little bit off the back.
PHOEBE: I'm still on "no".
RACHEL: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?
JOEY: No no no no no, (grabs his pants) I'm not fallin' for that again.
PHOEBE: What's goin' on?
RACHEL: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
CHANDLER: What stupid thing did you do?
PAOLO: Bon giorno tutti!
PHOEBE: Ewww!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's continued from earlier.]
RACHEL: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye.
MONICA: Rachel, how did this happen?
RACHEL: I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last night.
PHOEBE: Where?
RACHEL: At his apartment. Is this juice?
JOEY: Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?
RACHEL: Oh God, I know I'm a pathetic loser.
MONICA: Honey, you're not pathetic, you're sad.
CHANDLER: People do stupid things when they're upset.
MONICA: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't--but this is about your horrible mistake.
ROSS: Hi. Sorry we're late but we were--well, there was touching.
PAOLO: Hey, hey Ross.
ROSS: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?
PAOLO: I do Raquel.
ROSS: (to Rachel) So, uh, he's back.
RACHEL: Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem?
ROSS: No, not a problem.
RACHEL: Good! I'm glad it's not a problem.
PHOEBE: Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass.
CHANDLER: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered.
JOEY: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
CHANDLER: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?
MONICA: You know it's funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.
PHOEBE: All right. Ok, but, but you have to promise that you will not be all like control-y and bossy and Monica about it.
MONICA: I promise.
PHOEBE: All right. Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut.]
PHOEBE: All right, that's it, I quit.
MONICA: What? I didn't say anything.
PHOEBE: Yeah, but this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. Ok, this is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person.
MONICA: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
PHOEBE: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
MONICA: How who wears it?
PHOEBE: Demi Moore.
MONICA: Demi Moore is not a he.
PHOEBE: Well, he was a he in Arthur, and in Ten.
MONICA: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
PHOEBE: Oh, oh, oh my god!
MONICA: Oh my god!
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Which one's Demi Moore?
MONICA: She's the actress who was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost.
PHOEBE: Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
MONICA: I KNOW!
[Scene: Frank's tailor shop, Chandler is getting his pants altered.]
FRANKIE: How long do you want the cuffs?
CHANDLER: At least as long as I have the pants.
FRANKIE: I just got that. Ok, now we'll do your inseam.
(He slowly measures it up his leg, and Chandler makes a rather surprised face.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom.]
RACHEL: How is she?
PHOEBE: It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign.
ROSS: How's the hair?
PHOEBE: I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
JOEY: Can we see her?
PHOEBE: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, you come on in. (They go into the bedroom leaving Joey and Rachel alone.)
JOEY: How're you doing?
RACHEL: I'm ok.
JOEY: Ooh, that bad, huh? Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts.
RACHEL: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me.
JOEY: You gotta tell Ross how you feel.
RACHEL: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
JOEY: What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.
RACHEL: I don't know, I don't know.
JOEY: Look, Rache, Rache, I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with like a lot of people's share of women. The point is, I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.
CHANDLER: (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man!
JOEY: Frankie? What're you talking about?
ROSS: (entering from teh bedroom) Hey, what's goin' on?
CHANDLER: Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.
ROSS: What?
JOEY: No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
CHANDLER: He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite--
ROSS: what?
CHANDLER: Cupping.
JOEY: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
ROSS: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you?
JOEY: What? That's not? Oh my god.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day. Monica is now out and about.]
MONICA: Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.
ROSS: I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten.
MONICA: Thank you. My hair is very amused.
CHANDLER: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true.
PHOEBE: Thank you.
ROSS: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rache.
RACHEL: (sticking her head in from the balcony) Wait, are you leaving?
ROSS: Yeah, that's kinda what I meant by "bye!"
RACHEL: Well, can I talk to you for a sec?
ROSS: Okay. (goes out onto the balcony)
JOEY: Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test...
CHANDLER: That's ok.
[Out on the balcony]
ROSS: What's goin' on?
RACHEL: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all, what? (Ross laughs)
ROSS: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
RACHEL: No. No-no-no-no.
ROSS: Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum. I hate him. I physically hate him. I always have. You are way too good to be with a guy like that. You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. Was there a second of all?
RACHEL: No, I think that was the whole all.
[Cut back inside, Joey is on the phone.]
JOEY: I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants.
CLOSING CREDITS
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
JULIE: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andy McDowell's new haircut?
PHOEBE: You wanna do it right now?
JULIE: Great! (Julie leaves)
PHOEBE: (to Rachel) Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andy McDowell's the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?

开车路过一个加油站,老公看看车也快没有油了,
对老婆说：“亲爱的,我去上个厕所,你来加油好不好?”
老婆妩媚一笑：“亲爱的,没问题!”
老公走进了厕所,5秒钟后,
听见老婆在门外大喊：“老公,加油!老公,加油!老公,加油!……”

《茶馆》故事梗概是：
在满清王朝即将灭亡的年代,北京的裕泰茶馆却依然一派“繁荣”景象：提笼架鸟、算命卜卦、卖古玩玉器、玩蝈蝈蟋蟀者无所不有.年轻精明的掌柜王利发,各方照顾,左右逢源.然而,在这个“繁荣”的背后隐藏着整个社会令人窒息的衰亡：洋货充斥市场、农村破产、太监买老婆、爱国者遭逮捕.到了民国初年,连年不断的内战使百姓深受苦难,北京城里的大茶馆都关了门,唯有王掌柜改良经营,把茶馆后院辟成租给大学生的公寓,正厅里摆上了留声机.尽管如此,社会上的动乱仍波及茶馆：逃难的百姓堵在门口,大兵抢夺掌柜的钱,侦缉队员不时前来敲诈.又过了三十年,已是风烛残年的王掌柜,仍在拼命支撑着茶馆.
日本投降了,但国民党和美帝国主义又使人民陷入了内战的灾难.吉普车横冲直撞,爱国人士惨遭镇压,流氓特务要霸占王掌柜苦心经营了一辈子的茶馆.王利发绝望了.
这时,恰巧来了两位五十年前结交的朋友,一位是曾被清廷逮捕过的正人君子常四爷,一位是办了半辈子实业结果彻底垮了台的秦二爷.三位老人撒着捡来的纸钱,凄惨地叫着、笑着.最后只剩下王利发一人,他拿起腰带,步入内室,仰望屋顶,寻找安然了结一生的地方.
茶馆,在中国极为常见,但却是一个很特殊的地方.茶馆几乎浓缩了整个社会的各种形态,并随着社会的变革而同步地演出着一幕幕的人间活剧.
《茶馆》是一部非常著名的话剧.剧作者老舍 (1899—1966年),原名舒庆春, 字舍予.老舍是他的笔名.满族,北京人.中国著名的现代文学家.老舍的《茶馆》创作于1956年,他以独特的艺术手法,把三个历史时期的中国社会变迁状况,装进了不足5万字的《茶馆》里, 以话剧的形式生动地表现了出来.
这出三幕话剧中,共有70多个人物,其中50个是有姓名或绰号的,这些人物的身份差异特大,有曾经做过国会议员的,有宪兵司令部里的处长,有清朝遗老,有地方恶势力的头头,也有说评书的艺人、看相算命及农民乡妇等等,形形色色的人物,构成了一个完整的“社会”层次.
《茶馆》的创作意图是十分清楚的,它通过“裕泰”的茶馆陈设由古朴→新式→简陋的变化,昭示了茶馆在各个特定历史时期中的时代特征和文化特征.开始时,茶客的弄鸟、吃茶、玩虫,虽有些略带古风的声色,但由于“侦缉”的出现及“莫谈国事”的纸条,一动一静,均产生着一种压抑的气氛.第二幕中,“裕泰”的生存,及茶馆设施的更新与场面的收缩,无疑暗示着茶馆在这个矛盾不断加剧的社会中所作的抗争.茶馆中的“洋气”以及那张越写越大的“莫谈国事”纸条,则预示着更大的危机.到了第三幕,不仅“莫谈国事”的纸条写得更大,数目更多,而且旁边还有一张纸条:“茶钱先付”. 这表明了茶馆已经到了入不敷出的地步,而“茶钱先付”“莫谈国事”显然反映了一种因果联系.
老舍以茶馆为载体,以小见大,反映社会的变革,是“吃茶”使各种人物、各个社会阶层和各类社会活动聚合在一起,如果没有“吃茶”一事,则茶馆中任何事情都将不复存在.正因为如此,老舍在剧中对北京茶馆文化也花费了不少的笔墨.如早先的茶馆里,除了喝茶,还有点心“烂肉面”可吃,一边喝茶,一边还可以做不少与茶无涉的事情；北京的茶馆也和江南茶馆一样,是个“吃讲茶”的地方；茶馆的老顾客是可以赊帐的,茶客也可以自己带茶叶来居坐；茶馆也是听书的好地方,说书人可以在此谋得一份生活的来源……
这类细节,给《茶馆》所要表现的主题,增添了一种真切的氛围.除了为表现主题服务之外,也展示了中国茶馆文化之一斑.《茶馆》的艺术价值不仅在于通过一个茶馆反映了一段历史时期的社会变革,同时也在于反映了社会变革对茶馆经济和茶馆文化的影响.

强烈建议在 《老友记》那儿找一个情景模仿啊,一来搞笑,二来有现成的剧本和对白.三是它当中的剧情并不像一般的电视剧那么连贯的.四就是它有十季那么多,选材空间打,个人认为在那取材很适合.

Cindy的旅行（4人英语话剧剧本）
　　本短剧根据PEP Book Seven Unit One Part B Let’s Talk 的教学内容改编而成,主要操练句型:How can I go there?You can go by …
　　角色：C----Cindy (rabbit) B----Bird F----Fish G----Girl
　　道具：小兔、小鸟、鱼儿头饰和大海的图片
　　(Cindy is a little rabbit.She lives in a beautiful forest.One day ,she wants to go to the sea.)
　　C:(兴高采烈,一蹦一跳)On foot,on foot,go to the see.Oh ,where’s my way?
　　(沮丧无助地哭着) What can I do wu …wu
　　( A bird comes.)
　　D:Can I help you,little rabbit?
　　C:Oh,I’ m going to the sea ,but now I can’t find my way.
　　D:（安慰小兔）Don’t worry,rabbit .I can go with you ..
　　C:Thank you.How can I go there?You can fly ,but I can’t .
　　D:（小鸟望了望天空说） Let me see.You can go by plane.
　　C:Great.
　　(Cindy and bird get to the seaside .They have a good time .A fish comes.)
　　F:Hello ,rabbit .Nice to meet you.
　　C:Nice to meet you ,too.
　　F:Do you want to play in the sea?It’s interesting.
　　C:Really?But I can’t swim.How can I go there?
　　F:You can go by ship.
　　C:Ok,let’s go.
　　( Cindy meets lots of friends in the sea.She is very happy.Later she arrives a city.She meets ….)

我发你邮箱

以下ABCDE来代表依次5人 我也是初一的..
A:Hello B, why are you cry?
B:Oh my god! I lost my bag.
C:What color is it?
B:It's blue. Yes blue!
C:Is it yours?
B:No,I think that's D's bag.
D:Yes It's mine.
A:And Is it yours?
B:No,It's black, I think that's E's.
E:Look! your bag is over there!
B:Where?
E:Under the tree!
B:Oh thanks! That's mine!
A:Look that cat! It bites your bag!
B:No! No! Get out here!
你给ABCDE各定义一个名字, 再代入文章.5分钟绝对行.最后一句话有些搞笑色彩.

守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本
你可以自己调节角色~
（因为是搞笑,所以不必太拘谨.普通台词意思对即可.）
[开始.树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方.导演（范冰）走到台前]
导演：Action![跑下台]
[农夫冷酷地上.]
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头,继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看,收起]!So I’m rich now![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250!This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this?痒痒挠?No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~![看下表]It’s time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作,锄了两下,突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上,开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台,把没用的道具拿走,把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]
树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,边做边唱：哼哼哈西!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉!Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A).树站回后台]
[兔子A上]
兔子A（一开始不知道状况.以为自己扮演周杰伦,所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U!The name of the song is 《发如雪》![清清嗓子正要唱,这时候导演（范冰）上]
导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》.导演下台之前,看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看,惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine!（很兴奋地拿着下场）
兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈,悠闲散步]
[农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子]
农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]
[农夫跟在兔子后面.两个人走啊走.兔子突然回头.农夫假装看手表.两人继续走.兔子回头.农夫假装看天气.两人继续走.兔子回头.农夫假装打手机.两人继续走,兔子回头.这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子.]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this!
农夫：Hnnnn…!I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）]
农夫：Thank you!
兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前]
农夫：Where~ to go? Haha!
[农夫开了一枪“砰”.兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到.树做出受伤中弹状. 农夫又开枪,同上. 农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪.兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来.树继续痛苦中弹状.]
兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me!
树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]
[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞.农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它. 兔子猛然抬头发现]
农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了.兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now! [兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰.突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ![兔子晕两下~~ “我倒!” 倒地]
农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you ! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上.倒地睡到树旁边]
……
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,发现自己被绑了,很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?
树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.
兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape?[东张西望,看到农夫的手机]
[兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开,走到手机前看了看]咦?What’s this?[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处. 又自觉地把自己绑在树上. 突然想起来]A mobile!Maybe I can call some one to help me! [又不知不觉地把自己放出来,那起手机] But how to use it?
树：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![给兔子]
兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂?
李咏：[上台,激情澎湃地] Hello!This is lucky fifty-two![做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong!Now let’s start our first question!What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正? A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!
兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry, wrong number.[挂掉]
李咏：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂?喂喂?[很郁闷地下台]
兔子A：Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂?
兔子B：喂?
兔子A：Hey Jackey!
兔子B：Hey tommy!
兔子A：How are you doing?
兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?
兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?
兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?
兔子A：He’s fine , too!
兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!
兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!
兔子B：But where are you?
兔子A：I’m under a tree!
兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走,经过兔子A面前,两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?
兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开]
[兔子A 打完电话,小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处,还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上]
兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度,后仰,头又撞倒树上,昏眩中…“我晕!” 又晕了]
[兔子B上.]兔子B：I’m also rabbit!I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH!My friend is here!Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开,使了几次劲,还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this!A 锄头![装作打高尔夫球,试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前,正要砍]
树：Stop!What will you do?
兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.
树：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!
兔子B：Oh yes!You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise !Come on! [开始带头做早操.做着做着对树说“Follow me!” （企图让树动起来,两只手松开,这样就可以救出兔子A）树也开始跟着做起早操. 兔子B轻轻上前,想救出兔子A.但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的.兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕.树继续绑着兔子A]
兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it!Music! [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏. 兔子B抱住树,企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂,放出兔子A.树渐渐陶醉,手缓缓松开.兔子B正要搭救同伴,突然兔子A两只手张开,成了女主角动作.树又抱住了兔子A的腰,成了男主角动作.树和A陶醉其中.B要唤醒A：“Wake up!Wake up!”
兔子A沉醉其中,完全不理它,还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me!”继续陶醉.]
兔子B：（无奈ing…）Stop!（音乐停） （沮丧）I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗,带出10块钱,掉在地上]
树：Money![一个箭步冲上去捡起钱,回到原位并且对着太阳验钞.]
兔子A：[看四周] I’m free!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带.兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上,晕两下说：“暴头!”死翘.] [兔子B见状冲上去,深情地搂住A：“Tommy!Tommy!”[伤心地俯下身子,紧紧抱住A]
[这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身,又把B压在了下面]
兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying! [也翘了]
农夫：[农夫这时候醒了.擦了下口水,看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.
[兴奋地一手提一只兔子,哼着小曲下场]
树：[还在验钞的树正在高兴,突然发现是假钞]A!It’s a fake!Wait for me![追下去]

今天我读了《丑小鸭》这篇童话故事.读完后,我深有感触：丑小鸭是一只处处受排挤的鸭子,但它却怀有一份美好的梦想,正是这份梦想让它不屈的奋斗,成了一只美丽的白天鹅.实际上,在我们的现实生活中,有多少人不是丑小鸭呢?我们是学生,是茫茫学海里的丑小鸭,知识短浅,但我们要拥有梦想,立志考上一所名牌大学,并朝着我们的梦想努力的拼搏.我们一定能带着祖国的希望,父母的期盼,飞向美好的明天!来吧,什么难题,什么伤心,什么懊恼,抛开它们,让我们张开翅膀飞起来吧!名师点评：作者心中充满了雄心壮志,特别是在读了《丑小鸭》这篇童话故事后,感触更深.不要为自己的缺陷而烦恼,只要心中有希望,就一定和丑小鸭一样会实现理想.作者用简短的文字给了读者希望,要像白天鹅一样张开翅膀去飞翔.

5人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin
【7人英语短剧】Cinderella 灰姑娘 7人 短剧
【The Gifts （礼物）】中英文短剧剧本
【4人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说 The Tale of Aladdin
灰姑娘的剧本
【7人英文话剧】花木兰 Mulan

8个人?难得找个这么多人的本子.
THE MASK 面膜
剧情大意：
Julie是一个很爱美的高中生,在班上人缘很好,但是她爱美的个性使得她变得有些自傲.对於外貌毫不在意的Cathy,因此是跟Julie完全搭不上线的同班同学.一天下午,Julie在跟哥哥聊天后发现自己脸上长了一个很大的脓疱,於是她将浴室里那瓶神奇面膜敷在脸上,隔天早上起床后,可怕的事情就发生了……
Narrator
Julie
Cathy
Debbie
Teresa
David
Julie’s dad
Julie’s mom
Classmate A
Classmate B
Classmate C
Classmate D
Scene 1
Narrator: Julie is a very pretty girl who is popular with her classmates. But she has a serious problem—she is vain. One day, during lunch hour at school, the two pretty girls are talking which color nail polish to put on.
Debbie: What colors should I put on nails for the math class? Look, my calculator is black but my shoes are pink. Maybe I can choose both of the colors. That will be cool.
Teresa: What about me? I don’t know which color I should put on for the PE class, either. My sneakers are blue and the athlete uniform is orange. Would you advise me? (Cathy comes in)Oh hi, Cath, what do you think—blue or orange?
Cathy: Gosh, I don’t know. Is this important? (Answer impatiently)
(The other girls laugh)
Debbie: God, you don’t know anything, do you, Cathy?
Teresa: Yeah, you don’t even brush your hair in the mornings. Scarecrow!
(The other girls laugh at Cathy louder.)
Cathy: At least I’m not stupid like you! Don’t you have something better to talk about than make-up?
Teresa: You are just jealous of us because you’re so ugly!
Cathy: How dare you! (Cathy shouted, trying not to cry, and turn to Julie) Tell them to shut up!
Narrator: Julie is offended by Cathy. She thinks Teresa is right.
Julie: Look in the mirror, Cathy. (The three of them walk out.)
(Cathy is irritated and tears drop.)
Scene 2
Narrator: The same evening, Julie is trying to do her science homework when her brother comes in.
David: Do you have the money I lent you last week, Julie?
Julie: Sorry, Dave. I bought some mascara yesterday.
David: But you promised! I need it for the movies tonight!
Julie: It was an emergency!
David: Huh, your priorities are all wrong, sis. (Notice a pimple on Julie’s face.) Nice pimple you have there, by the way.
Julie: Pimple?! What pimple?! (Julie runs to look in the mirror) Aaaargh! It’s huge! It’s so big!
David: Ha ha ha, with all that make-up you use, I’m not surprised. (Laugh and leave.)
Narrator: Of course Julie is in shock. Now this is really an emergency.
(Julie stops doing her homework and goes straight to the bathroom. She found a jar of “Miraculous Herbal Mask for pimples” and read the instructions.)
Julie: (Read slowly) Put a small amount on the affected area and leave on for twenty minutes max. Wash off with warm water.
(Talk to herself) Excellent, so if I put a large amount of this on my whole face over night, it will be even better, right?
(Julie puts the mask on her whole face and lies on her bed.)
Narrator: So that’s exactly what she did and went to bed looking like Godzilla!
(Lights off)
Scene 3
(The alarm clock goes off at six o’clock)
Narrator: It’s another beautiful day. Julie wakes up at the six o’clock. She walks to the bathroom to wash her face, but there’s something wrong…(Julie tries every way to wash off the mask.)
Narrator: She tries warm water, hot water, and cold water. Use her fingers, a sponge, even her toothbrush! The rock hard and bright green mask stays well on her face. She couldn’t even move her mouth to speak. (Julie wants to speak but she can’t. She runs to her parents’ room with the jar of mask)
Narrator: She goes to her parents’ room and wakes them up.
(Julie wakes her parents up. Her mom opens her eyes and screams.)
Mom: Aaaargh! (Waking up her father.)
Father: Julie, is that you? (Julie nods) What is that on your face?
Julie: Grgmmf…hrmmphgh…gh. (Julie shows her parents the mask jar. Then they understand.)
Mom: You silly girl, can you follow the simple instruction? Don’t you do experiments in science any more or what?
Julie: Gffrr…
Dad: Right. Get dressed, Julie. You’re going to school. I’m sure the mask will come off sooner or later.
Jule: HHRGGHHDD!
Mom: Yes, dear. Be patient.
Narrator: Julie couldn’t believe her ears. School! Looking like a green monster. How could she face her classmates today?
Scene 4
Classmate A: Look at that. Is that Julie?
Classmate B: Oh, my god. She looks so funny!
Classmate A: Yeah, How could she come to school like this?
Classmate B: She’s just like the green giant—Hulk. (They both laugh at Julie)
Debbie: You look like the Ness Monster! Can we call you Nessie? (Two girls burst into a laugh)
(The whole class start laughing. Then the first class bell rings)
Teresa: Listen Nessie, your face is green, my T-shirt’s pink and Debbie’s jeans are blue. We can’t possibly sit together today!
(They both laugh and walk away. Cathy sees that scene.)
Cathy: Hi, Julie. There’s a seat next to me, if you want. (They go to the back of the classroom and sit down.)
Cathy: Hey, come on, silly. Don’t cry because of them. They’re just stupid.
(Julie can’t help stop, and salty tears run down her face. Cathy starts smiling and gets a mirror out her bag.)
Cathy: Look, Julie!
Julie: NNNGGGG!(She doesn’t want to look at her horrible green face.)
Cathy: Look! (Julie looks into the mirror.) The salt in your tears is reacting with the mask, you see. A simple chemical reaction. Can you speak now?
Julie: Yes! Yes, I can. Oh Cathy, thank you so much. I’m so sorry I was horrible to you yesterday.
Cathy: Don’t worry, Julie. Now do you understand how I felt?
Julie: Hmm, Terrible. Oh no, here comes Doctor Murphy. I haven’t done my homework!
Cathy: Here you are, Julie, you can copy mine.
Julie: Oh thanks a lot, Cath. You are too good to me. How can you ever forgive me?
~The End~
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我读大学的时候演过一个
就是几米的向左走向右走改过来的,你照着漫画的内容来做就可以
男女主角,圣诞老人,旁白,公园里面玩的一男一女,总共六个人,内容自己改编
我们设计的场景就是男女主角都梦见了圣诞老人,说要送个他们一个人生中最大的礼物,让他们到公园去,圣诞节那天他们都去了,看见了公园里面有一对谈恋爱的男女,引发了他们接下来的事情……
道具和布景都相当的简单

Beauty is a beast
http://www.***.com/pocolocoplayers/beauty.rtf
8个人平均分下,差不多的

http://www.***.cn/viewthread.php?tid=1044&extra=page%3D1

8人组,添一名队员.
白雪公主和七个小矮人

2013-05-17 11:44人物:Narrator:It’s Christmas time.B is rehearsing Christmas songs in the yard for his School Chorus.
A---在睡觉,B---在窗外唱歌.他后来引来众人.
场景:A在屋里.(摆张桌子,和椅子,趴在桌子上睡)
B:(clear his throat,starts singing) I wish you Merry Christmas ,I wish you Merry Christmas,I wish you Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.I wish…
A:(wakes up) what is that noise?(Pretends to open the window)
B:What did you say?I can not hear you and sing at the same time?
A:I want to sleep.I don’t want any singing.
B:What did you say?You want more singing?I will find a friend.
Narrator:B calls a friend C to join him.
B and C:(sing)
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh……
A:(shouts) I want you to stop singing!You are giving more!(go back to sleep)
B:What did you say?You want more singing?We will find another friend.
Narrator:So B and C call for another friend D.
B and C and D:(sing):
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh……
A:(shouts and shakes one hand) you must stop singing.I am tired.I can not take much more.(Sleeps)
B:What did you say?You want much more singing?We will find many friends.
Narrator:So B and C and D found more friends to join them.
B and C and D and a group of friends:(sing)
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh……
A:(shouts and shakes two hands) Stop!Your singing is too loud!
B:loud?Yes,We can sing loud.
Narrator:So they sing very loud.(sing)
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh……
A:(shouts) Please!I want to sleep!I wish that you would all go away!
B:Go away?Why didn’t you say so in the first place?
Narrator:so the children go away and they will sing in another place.
All the children bow to the audience and leave the stage.
A:(goes back to sleep)
The end

孔雀东南飞
Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother (JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson (MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Everybody says that I’m henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wifeis Wu Song.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft housands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Goan dask your
son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What as illy thing I have done!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wifeis useless.Lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!
Act4
(J开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头,但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we can not robany money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
标题: 孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书$1,000,000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期.MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音,掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒,挥拳向J打来.J矮身一躲,MS打中了J身后的L,L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!(挥拳向MS冲去)
(J与MS混战,JM上,以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L,关切地问):Honey,how are you?
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)

老舍　舒庆春　舍予　《骆驼祥子》　《茶馆》

切地鸣叫,想要喝一些清凉的露水,却不知一只螳螂正在它的背后.螳螂弯曲着脖子,想抓住蝉后把它吞掉.螳螂正要吃蝉,却不知黄雀在它背后.黄雀伸长脖子想要啄过螳螂吞掉他.黄雀正想吃螳螂,却不知有一个孩子正在榆树下面,他拉开弹弓,就要射向黄雀.孩子要拉开弹弓射杀黄雀,却不知道脚下有个深坑后面还有树墩子.
这些鸟虫和这个孩子都在贪图眼前的利益,却不顾及身后潜伏着祸患.

日出是曹禺的

这个耶.我们昨天才演过,剧本大概就是服务员与王鹏之间的英文对话,瘦老板与王鹏之间的英文对话,然后演完以后谢幕就可以了.对话很好写的,就是一些简单的‘welcome’‘excuse me’之类的

1．C
2．C
3．D

comrade是比较正式的,fellow 或mate是比较口语的说法
Fellow, well done, that's what you get.
But I can only give you half as I will have another half as commission.

at the classroom
jane and lily came in
jane:Hi!lily,What's special today?Why nobody here?
lily:I heard a little about that.
jane:Oh?Tell me.
lily:There happened some cases these days.A man in black always comes to our school to do some cheating.
jane:Is that true?That heards terrible.Let's leave here.
lily(laugh):My dear jane,don't be worry,I am with you.
jane:I beg you,leave sooner and faster.
lily:Ok,let's go.
they were going to leave but met their teacher lydia.
lydia:How can you stay here?Don't you heard that a man is cheating now?
jane:So we are leaving.And do you know how he cheats?
lydia:I will tell you.He would say that he is a boss of a big company and needs to do a business with our headmaster.
lily:Then what?
lydia:Then he will ask you to lead him to the office.
jane:Oh!What a danger!
lydia:Really dangerous.You two girls must be carefully.
Three people left together.
lucy and jack came in,jack was in black.
jack:Lucy,is this your classroom?
lucy:yeah,uncle,sits for a moment.
jack:oh,no,i am a farmer and the dust on my clothes will make them dirty.
lucy:You good uncle,don't say that any more!
jack:why?
lucy:If you tell others you are a farmer,how can i base myself here?How can i face those wealthy people?
jack:What should I do in your oppinion?
lucy:You just say you are a wealthy man,better tell them you are doing some buisness with our headmaster.
(this time lydia was at the gate ,with a man called john)
lydia:Sir,you must notice this man in black.
john:I'm sure.
(they came in)
lucy:Dear Miss lydia,nice to meet you here .
lydia smiled,looked at jack.
lucy:This is my uncle ,Mr.black jack.
lydia:Hello,Mr.black.
jack:Hello,Miss lydia
john:I am lydia's friend,how are you,Mr.black?
jack:Very fine,thank you.
lydia:lucy,when do your uncle come to see you?
lucy:Days ago.
john:Mr.black,can i help you with sth?what are you?
(jack thought for a moment)
jack:I am a boss of a company.
(lydia and john looked into each other)
john:you come here must have another thing more important than visiting lucy?
jack:Er,i have ,have a business to do .
lydia:what?
jack:I wanna to deal sth with your headmaster.just so.
john:Oh,dear,you Mr.black,come with me .
(he showed his papers)I am a policeman and you have suspicion with a recently case.
jack:My Heaven,did i do sth wrong?
john:Don't rubbish,go your way.

英语小剧本——《小红帽》
Little Red Riding Hood
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子,边点头说）Ok!Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐,Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子,天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma：（喘着气出场,颤颤悠悠地走到床前,吃力地坐到床边,喘了几口,打几个哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上.）
Wolf：（从树后出来,边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma：Who is it?
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音,一边得意地摇动尾巴,一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma：(边说边起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服,瞪着眼睛,边叫迫从床上滚到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里.
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子,翘起大拇指）Yummy!I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it?
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me.Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in, Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来,把篮子放在桌子上,走到床前一看,跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃状,拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter：(一边拿着枪,一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter：(端起枪想打,又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀,举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter：Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma：(从桌子上拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.
Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma：I'll thread it.
Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床,两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter：You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (应声倒下)
Hunter：The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

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　　John
　　1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
　　2 He was with God in the beginning.
　　3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made.
　　4 In him was life, and that life was the light of men.
　　5 The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not understood it.
　　6 There came a man who was sent from God; his name was John.
　　7 He came as a witness to testify concerning that light, so that through him all men might believe.
　　8 He himself was not the light; he came only as a witness to the light.
　　9 The true light that gives light to every man was coming into the world.
　　10 He was in the world, and though the world was made through him, the world did not recognize him.
　　11 He came to that which was his own, but his own did not receive him.
　　12 Yet to all who received him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God--
　　13 children born not of natural descent, nor of human decision or a husband's will, but born of God.
　　14 The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the One and Only, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth.
　　15 John testifies concerning him. He cries out, saying, "This was he of whom I said, 'He who comes after me has surpassed me because he was before me.'"
　　16 From the fullness of his grace we have all received one blessing after another.
　　17 For the law was given through Moses; grace and truth came through Jesus Christ.
　　18 No one has ever seen God, but God the One and Only, who is at the Father's side, has made him known.
　　19 Now this was John's testimony when the Jews of Jerusalem sent priests and Levites to ask him who he was.
　　20 He did not fail to confess, but confessed freely, "I am not the Christ."
　　21 They asked him, "Then who are you? Are you Elijah?" He said, "I am not." "Are you the Prophet?" He answered, "No."
　　22 Finally they said, "Who are you? Give us an answer to take back to those who sent us. What do you say about yourself?"
　　23 John replied in the words of Isaiah the prophet, "I am the voice of one calling in the desert, 'Make straight the way for the Lord.'"
　　24 Now some Pharisees who had been sent
　　25 questioned him, "Why then do you baptize if you are not the Christ, nor Elijah, nor the Prophet?"
　　26 "I baptize with water," John replied, "but among you stands one you do not know.
　　27 He is the one who comes after me, the thongs of whose sandals I am not worthy to untie."
　　28 This all happened at Bethany on the other side of the Jordan, where John was baptizing.
　　29 The next day John saw Jesus coming toward him and said, "Look, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world!
　　30 This is the one I meant when I said, 'A man who comes after me has surpassed me because he was before me.'
　　31 I myself did not know him, but the reason I came baptizing with water was that he might be revealed to Israel."
　　32 Then John gave this testimony: "I saw the Spirit come down from heaven as a dove and remain on him.
　　33 I would not have known him, except that the one who sent me to baptize with water told me, 'The man on whom you see the Spirit come down and remain is he who will baptize with the Holy Spirit.'
　　34 I have seen and I testify that this is the Son of God."
　　35 The next day John was there again with two of his disciples.
　　36 When he saw Jesus passing by, he said, "Look, the Lamb of God!"
　　37 When the two disciples heard him say this, they followed Jesus.
　　38 Turning around, Jesus saw them following and asked, "What do you want?" They said, "Rabbi" (which means Teacher), "where are you staying?"
　　39 "Come," he replied, "and you will see." So they went and saw where he was staying, and spent that day with him. It was about the tenth hour.
　　40 Andrew, Simon Peter's brother, was one of the two who heard what John had said and who had followed Jesus.
　　41 The first thing Andrew did was to find his brother Simon and tell him, "We have found the Messiah" (that is, the Christ).
　　42 And he brought him to Jesus. Jesus looked at him and said, "You are Simon son of John. You will be called Cephas" (which, when translated, is Peter).
　　43 The next day Jesus decided to leave for Galilee. Finding Philip, he said to him, "Follow me."
　　44 Philip, like Andrew and Peter, was from the town of Bethsaida.
　　45 Philip found Nathanael and told him, "We have found the one Moses wrote about in the Law, and about whom the prophets also wrote--Jesus of Nazareth, the son of Joseph."
　　46 "Nazareth! Can anything good come from there?" Nathanael asked. "Come and see," said Philip.
　　47 When Jesus saw Nathanael approaching, he said of him, "Here is a true Israelite, in whom there is nothing false."
　　48 "How do you know me?" Nathanael asked. Jesus answered, "I saw you while you were still under the fig tree before Philip called you."
　　49 Then Nathanael declared, "Rabbi, you are the Son of God; you are the King of Israel."
　　50 Jesus said, "You believe because I told you I saw you under the fig tree. You shall see greater things than that."
　　51 He then added, "I tell you the truth, you shall see heaven open, and the angels of God ascending and descending on the Son of Man."

1、一脸冰霜 兴奋（或：眼里都闪着兴奋的光芒）
2、（1）听从父亲的教导，用演主角的态度去演一只狗
　 （2）积极参加每次排练，非常投入，为演好自己的角色费尽了心思
　 （3）演出时表演得惟妙惟肖
3、设置悬念，引起读者兴趣
4、指积极努力实现自己的人生价值，获得他人和社会认可的人 不抱怨命运或生活对自己的不公，而强调自身努力的积极人生态度（意思对即可）
5、示例：青少年在成长过程中，应该善于听取长辈正确的意见和建议，因为长辈有着丰富的人生阅历和处世经验，这样可以少走弯路，健康成长（具体事例略）

Another day in paradise
场景简单,语言适中,4个主要人物,推荐.适合课上演出,很有意义,关于亲情
Characters:
Angel:A chief broadcaster.
Anny:A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.
Anny’s father
Anny’s teacher
Anny’s classmates
Divide the stage into two parts.
On the left:Children’s ward,a chair,some flowers.
On the right:A desk,a chair,a lamp,some books.
(幕启,舞台左半亮,右半暗)
(The phone is ringing)
Old woman:Hello!
Anny（怯生生地）:Hello,I,I want mum.Is that mum?
Old woman:Oh,I’m granny.I’m not mum.
Anny:I’m sorry.
（电话挂断声,拨号声又起）
A young woman:Hello!
Anny（怯生生地）:Hello!I want mum.Is that mum?
Young woman:Are you joking?I’m not married.
（电话继续响,右半舞台亮）
Angel:Hello!
Anny（鼓起勇气）:I want mum.Is that mum?
Angel:Who’s that speaking?
Anny:I’m Anny,your Anny.
Angel:Anny?（充满疑惑）.（略为思索后,用母亲的声调）Where are you?
Anny（仿佛遇见母亲,忍不住哭起来）:Mum,（哭声,欲语泪先流,又猛然惊觉）Mum,mum,I’m not crying.
Angel（安慰地,担心地）:You are a nice little girl.
Anny:Mum,why don’t you come to see me?Dad says you will come back if I am well behaved.Mum,don’t you miss me?
Angel（慈爱地）:Of course,I do.I do miss you?
Anny:Really?
Angel:Yes.I miss you so much.
Anny:Mummy!
Angel:En…
Anny:Mummy!
Angel:Yes?
Anny（笑若银铃）
(Angel 慈爱地笑,心略有所安)
Anny(突然又哭了):But mummy,why don’t you come back?I’m ill.
Angel（关切地）:Anny,where are you?Tell me,where are you?
Anny:Mummy,I’m in hospital now.I felt pain,but I didn’t cry.Dad says the one who cries is not a good girl.Then you won’t come back.Mummy,can you come back to see me?I’m waiting for you with no tears.
Angel:Anny,I’m,I’m not… Oh,yes,mummy will come back to see you（Dad推门入,见Anny在打电话,连忙夺过）
Dad:I’ve told you not to call anybody else.
（对着电话）Sorry,I’m really sorry.The child has disturbed you.
Angel:Never mind.I’m a mother,too.I understand her.May I know the truth?
Dad:Eh…,her mum isn’t here.So she called and called.
Angel:Where’s Anny’s mother?You divorced?
Dad:No,no.I hope she would come back.But…
Angel:You don’t trust in me?I’m Angel,the chief broadcaster of the hot line.
Dad（回头看Anny）:Then,I’ll tell you the truth some other day.
Angel:All right.
(灯暗景换)
On the left:Anny’s sitting room.
On the right:Anny’s classroom.
（左右同时演绎）
Left:
Dad:Anny’s mum passed away in a tracffic accident six years ago.She told me to hide the truth.This is the letter for Anny.
Right:
Teacher:Children,in this class.Let’s enjoy Anny’s composition “A letter to mummy”.
(Angel,Anny同时,时空错接,音乐起)
Angel:Anny,my dearest baby!
Anny:Mummy,my dearest mummy!
Angel:When we played hide and seek,I was found easily.
Anny:When we played hide and seek,I could found you easily.
Angel:But this time,you can’t find me.
Anny:But this time,I can’t find you.
Angel:Baby,we have a date.When you are 14,you can find me.
Anny:Mummy,we have a date.Dad says when I am 14,I can find you.
Angel:Baby,the game lasts so long.I wonder if you have the courage to go on.
Anny:Mummy,don’t worry.I grow up with your arms around me in my dream.
Angel:Anny,if the time is so long,mummy will talk with you when you are looking at our photo.
Anny:Mum,the letter you left to me is so long.I read it every night,again and again.
Angel:Anny,your birthday present is on the wardrobe.
Anny:Mummy,I’ve known the truth.Every time I take a bus,I can see your dad eyes.
Angel:Anny,I’m really worried if you will be so sad after your 14th birthday.Is there anyone to love you all his life?
Anny:Mummy,I’ll never give up.I believe there is a call to the paradise.I will love Dad.I will love myself.I can fly with my own wings one day.
Angel:Anny,my dear.
Anny:Mummy,be safe all the way.There are no tears in paradise.

赋予

三角恋剧本:
和尚：“师太，你从了老衲吧！”
道长：“秃驴，竟敢跟贫道抢师太！”
师太：“和尚、道长你们一起上吧，我赶时间。”
世俗剧本:
师太，你就放弃秃驴从了贫道吧！
伦理剧本:
师太，你竟敢跟贫道抢秃驴！

《残雾》 《张自忠》《面子问题》 《神拳》《荷珠配》 《 归去来兮》 《秦氏三兄弟》 《方珍珠》 《龙须沟》 《春华秋实》 《茶馆》 《女店员》 《大地龙蛇》 《柳树井》 《青霞丹雪 》《青蛙骑手》 《全家福》 《西望长安》 《谁先到了重

Hello,everybody,we are the second group.Today we performed the drama of "Millionaire," Let me introduce the characters of the actor ......let us begin.