write an essay about linguistics

We do not have a PhD program here,though the Linguistics Department does.We only have an MA program but no seminars in your field,unfortunately.I would suggest another program,but thank you for your interest.
特别是最后一句：I would suggest another program
是说他要给我推荐另外的项目么?

linguistics
From linguistive perspective how does Chinese differ from English?
而不是翻译成汉语。

The conceptual framework of traditional linguistics,much influenced by 20th-century logicians and first-generation cognitive scientists,is determined in a decisive way by the assumption that linguistic signs represent (denote) different aspects of reality:“To speak a language is to re-present (to present again) the perceived world by selecting onlysome of its characteristics” (López-Garcı´a2).,2005:7 Rejecting the orthodox doctrine,Cowley and Love (2006:135) characterize it as follows:

An example of discourse analysis in linguistics
我要写论文,但不知道如何进行规范的语言学分析,请问哪位语言学高手能拿出一段美文从语言学的角度分析下,就一段话做个示范就行了~

1.Linguistics is the scientific study of __________.
A.a particular language
B.the English language
C.human languages in general
D.the system of a particular language

The origin of language,known in linguistics as glottogony refers to the acquisition of the human ability to use language at some point during the Paleolithic.
The main difficulty of the question stems from the fact that it concerns a development in deep prehistory which left no direct fossil traces and for which no comparable processes can be observed today.
The time range under discussion in this context extends from the phylogenetic separation of Homo and Pan some 5 million years ago to the emergence of full behavioral modernity some 50,000 years ago.The evolution of fully modern human language requires the development of the vocal tract used for speech production and the cognitive abilities required to produce linguistic utterances.The debate surrounds the timeline,sequence and order of developments associated with this.It is mostly undisputed that pre-human australopithecines did not have communication systems significantly different from those found in great apes in general,but scholarly opinions vary as to the developments since the appearance of Homo some 2.5 million years ago.Some scholars assume the development of primitive language-like systems (proto-language) as early as Homo habilis,while others place the development of primitive symbolic communication only with Homo erectus (1.8 million years ago) or Homo heidelbergensis (0.6 million years ago) and the development of language proper with Homo sapiens sapiens less than 100,000 years ago.
Communication,speech and language
Many scientists make a distinction between speech and language.They believe that language (as a content[disambiguation needed] of communication,and primarily as a cognitive ability to form concepts and communicate them) was developed earlier in human evolution,and speech (one of the forms of communication) was developed much later.The presence of speech (without language) is also possible in some cases of human mental retardation (like Specific Language Impairment) and is also known in the animal kingdom.For instance,talking birds are able to imitate human speech with varying ability.However,this ability to mimic human sounds is very different from the acquisition of syntax.Likewise,the production of speech sounds is not necessary for language use,as evidenced by modern sign languages,which use manual gestures as a basis for language rather than speech.Morse coding system,and the system of the Marine Signal Flags are other forms of communication.
这个帮我翻译一下,翻译好多事好多

英语翻译
Since linguistics is the scientific study of language,it ought to base itself upon the systematic,investigation of language data which aims at discovering the true nature of language and its underlying system.To make sense of the data,a linguist usually has conceived some hypotheses about the language structure,to be checked against the observed or observable facts.In order to make his analysis scientific,a linguist is usually guided by four principles:exhaustiveness,consistency,and objectivity.Exhaustiveness means he should gather all the materials relevant to the study and give them an adequate explanation,in spite of the complicatedness.He is to leave no linguistic “stone” unturned.Consistency means there should be no contradiction between different parts of the total statement.Economy means a linguist should pursue brevity in the analysis when it is possible.Objectivity implies that since some people may be subjective in the study,a linguist should be (or sound at least) objective,matter-of-face,faithful to reality,so that his work constitutes part of the linguistics research.
能不能帮我翻译一下这段话 不要百度啊GOOGLE之类的机器翻译!

求英语翻译这一小段joke
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
Source: Internet (An Instance)

We do not have a PhD program here,though the Linguistics Department does.We only have an MA program but no seminars in your field,unfortunately.I would suggest another program,but thank you for your interest.
特别是最后一句：I would suggest another program
是说他要给我推荐另外的项目么?