It happened on a Monday那个周一是我一生中都无法忘怀的时光It was my baby"s birthday那天是我亲爱的男友的生日I wanted to surprise him he deserved a treat我们的爱让我不由自主地去给他一个惊喜He said he"d be late working他说他要加班晚点过来He"d call me when he"s leaving他过来的时候会给我打电话Off I went to get him something我想我有足够的时间去给他买礼物了Ain"t I just too sweet我想我一定很善解人意So I cruised downtown to Armani我去了名牌专卖店-阿玛尼To find him something trendy想给他打扮得玉树临风And realized that my Jimmy Choos were killing me我突然想起了我大爱的Jimmy Choos鞋子So I text the girls from my car我给我的小伙伴们发了信息给他庆生Meet me at Eleven Bar定好了11号酒吧不见不散We made quite an entrance我们快马加鞭地赶到了那里That"s when I got punked无心之举却让我恍然大悟Chorus:My boyfriend is gay我亲爱的男友居然是GAY！I know it sounds cliché我知道这听起来简直像电影中才会出现的无稽之谈That everybody saw right through this guy but me原来大家一早就看透了他是个GAY只有我还被蒙在鼓里My boyfriend is gay我亲爱的男友居然是GAY！Should"ve known by the way从他的所作所为我应该一早就知道的He tivoed every episode of RHOC他录下了每一集的肥皂剧（桔子镇贵妇的真实生活）My boyfriend is gay我亲爱的男友居然是GAY！He was really such a great guy, but I saw him with another guy他人很好很出色可是这样优秀的男人居然爱着另一个男人！His favorite color was turquoise and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw从他对颜色和饮品的喜好来看我应该一早就知道他是个GAY的！My boyfriend is gay我亲爱的男友居然是GAY！I didn"t really mean to spy, but I saw him with another guy我试图不去想这些事但我还是看见他和另一个男人在一起You should"ve seen his place and he cried more than me at every chick flick that we saw哦！你们应该看看他在看每一集的肥皂剧的时候哭的那叫一个梨花带雨！la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laFast forward to next Friday马上就下周五了It"s not like I"ve been crying我不应该再像这样继续哭下去了Deep down I think I must have knew it all along其实在我心里一早就知道他是GAY的Maybe it was his Cher playlist可能是他的Cher播放曲单Or his craving to be A-list又可能他想成为一个完美无瑕的人Or how he knew the words to every Britney song (oh baby, baby)又可能他对布兰妮的每句歌词都烂熟于心（哦宝贝，宝贝）Perhaps it was that poodle可能是他的贵宾情人Or those cheese filled strudels又可能是他那一流的点心手艺He used to dip into his Frappuccino grand他习惯了喝Frappuccino那样奢华的饮品Well I must have just been kidding好吧 我肯定是得了臆想症Myself into thinking我应该冷静下来好好想想I was more than him experimenting(Damn)我对他而言只是一个实验品吗？Well, It happened on a Monday好吧 这个星期一是我永远无法释怀的日子No it wasn"t such a fun day不过 不得不承认这也是很戏剧性的一天When I finally realized what I always knew当我心存的最后一线希望被事实所湮灭lalalalalalalalalalalalalala~
