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How come you"re always such a fussy young man?你个小孩怎么毛病这么多？Don"t want no Captain Crunch, don"t want no Raisin Bran不吃麦片，也不吃葡萄麦麸Well, don"t you know that other kids are starving in Japan难道你不知道多少孩子在日本挨饿吗So eat it, just eat it (prrr)所以你给我吃，就给我吃Don"t wanna argue, I don"t wanna debate你不用跟我争，我也不想和你辩Don"t want to hear about what kind of food you hate ooh我才不想听什么你爱不爱吃You won"t get no dessert "till you clean off your plate你不把这盘吃个精光，别想吃零食So eat it, don"t you tell me you"re full所以你给我吃，不要说什么你很饱Just eat it, eat it , eat it就是给我吃了它，吃，吃Get yourself an egg and beat it给你打自己个蛋Have some more chicken, have some more pie再吃些鸡肉和派It doesn"t matter , it"s broiled or fried管它是煮的还是炸的Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it就给我吃，吃eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh吃了它~吃了它~噢~Your table manners are a cryin" shame你一点用餐的礼貌都没有You"re playin" with your food like it"s some kind of game你竟然在玩你的食物，饭是给你玩的吗Now, if you starve to death, you"ll just have yourself to blame你要是饿死，你就只能埋怨你自己So eat it, just eat it (prr)(burp)所以快给我吃，就给我吃You better listen, better do what you"re told ooh你最好听话，按我所说的去做You haven"t even touched your tuna casserole ooh你怎么还没吃你的鲔鱼砂锅煲You better chow down or it"s gonna get cold你最好赶快吃，不然就要冷掉了So eat it所以说你快给我吃！I don"t care if you"re full我才不管你饱不饱Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it就给我吃，吃Open up your mouth and feed it张大嘴巴塞进去Have some more yogurt, have some more spam再多吃点优格，多吃点罐头肉It doesn"t matter if it"s fresh or canned不管它是新鲜的还是罐存的Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it就给我吃，吃Don"t you make me repeat it你敢让我再叫你一次试试看Have a banana, have a whole bunch吃根香蕉，吃个一整串It doesn"t matter what you have for lunch不管你吃没吃过午饭Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it就给我吃，吃Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it吃了它，吃了它(hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh)Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it吃，吃If it"s gettin" cold, reheat it如果它已经凉了，拿去热一热它Have a big dinner, have a light snack吃顿丰盛大餐，吃点小零食If you don"t like it you can"t send it back就算你不爱吃也不能把它退回去Just eat it, eat it, (woohoo) eat it, eat it就给我吃了它，吃了它Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)给你自己打个蛋Have some more chicken,(woohoo) have some more pie (woohoo)再多吃点鸡肉，再吃点派It doesn"t matter , it"s broiled or fried 不管它是煮的还是炸的Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it就给我吃了，吃了Don"t you make me repeat it (oh no)你再让我叫你一次试试看Have a banana,(woohoo) have a whole bunch吃根香蕉，吃个一整串It doesn"t matter what you had for lunch不管你是不是吃过午饭了Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it就是给我吃了它 吃了它 吃了它！

歌曲名:Ricky歌手:"Weird Al" Yankovic专辑:Weird Al YankovicUffie - RickyIf you call me at threeBe ready, and let"s meetOn my way up to the studioI practice on the beatThat"s my shitI got hereYou got thereRight on timeFeadz and j-mat on the trackAnd my voice got to shineAll the timeCall me uffieLittle girl full of staticMaking money up in hereTo get backI"m magneticI"m a yakPacific ocean west side"s where I"m atYou know where we are going after thatAfter thatAfter thatCruising east with the boat it"s where it"s atAnd we stop and get to swim with the sharksWith the sharksWith the sharksWith the sharksI know how to play thatI"m arriving at the housewith my face a pussycatAnd the assYou want the big money?I want the big moneyAnd I"m a get what I want"cause I am not a dummyYou know you want it shorty,you know you want it babyAnd I got people workinghard just to make it happenThis how we do, uffieYou got the new uffieAnd you got right to complain"cause I am fucking lazyBut yeah I look rightAnd yes I smell rightI spending money on this shitYou know I keep it tightFuck what you bitches sayingI got dope in my brainFuck what you bitches sayingI got dope in my brainFuck what you bitches sayingFuck what you bitches sayingI got dope in my brainI gotI gotI I gotAll the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backI got all the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backI got all the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backI got all the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backOn my backWho says uffie"s a dumb bitch?I don"t go onlineI been reading some dumb shit(Dismissed!) you bitches mad?Work your palm a weekendTo make enough cred to survivethe whole month, and(This don"t feel like work for me)I bought some clothes and shitExcellency of the materialYou don"t get none of thisOh you"re a h&m?I"m paul smith, bitch (Ding!)I got a h&eYou got an empty fridge, bitch(How long this dude been there?) not me,I eat goodStart with fresh orange juiceAnd finish with grey goose(Who I gotta fuck to get some cranberries?)You want the life I liveDoing nothing illegalBut I feel like a thiefGive me everything you got, bitchWith no guns or knifeI"d be the last one here to start up a fight(We"re gonna need bodyguards on this one)We came to rock the whole roomGive me a loud mic and I"ll break up the roofFuck what you bitches sayingI got dope in my brainFuck what you bitches sayingI got dope in my brainFuck what you bitches sayingFuck what you bitches sayingI got dope in my brainI gotI gotI I gotAll the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backI got all the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backI got all the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backI got all the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backOn my backOkay so um, where to park the cadillacIt has to be greenGreen cadillac on the left sideGet all set, the stageA alrightNow we"re gonna need to train monkeysCan we train "em to mixSo we can maybe get the audienceto finish the trackCan you do thatDo they workAnyway, how many monkeys do we haveIs it a few monkeys like a michael jackson videoDo they have like clothes on and shitMaybe get them sailor costumesThat"s what I needhttp://music.baidu.com/song/8324643

歌曲名:Ricky歌手:"Weird Al" Yankovic专辑:Permanent Record: Al In The BoxUffie - RickyIf you call me at threeBe ready, and let"s meetOn my way up to the studioI practice on the beatThat"s my shitI got hereYou got thereRight on timeFeadz and j-mat on the trackAnd my voice got to shineAll the timeCall me uffieLittle girl full of staticMaking money up in hereTo get backI"m magneticI"m a yakPacific ocean west side"s where I"m atYou know where we are going after thatAfter thatAfter thatCruising east with the boat it"s where it"s atAnd we stop and get to swim with the sharksWith the sharksWith the sharksWith the sharksI know how to play thatI"m arriving at the housewith my face a pussycatAnd the assYou want the big money?I want the big moneyAnd I"m a get what I want"cause I am not a dummyYou know you want it shorty,you know you want it babyAnd I got people workinghard just to make it happenThis how we do, uffieYou got the new uffieAnd you got right to complain"cause I am fucking lazyBut yeah I look rightAnd yes I smell rightI spending money on this shitYou know I keep it tightFuck what you bitches sayingI got dope in my brainFuck what you bitches sayingI got dope in my brainFuck what you bitches sayingFuck what you bitches sayingI got dope in my brainI gotI gotI I gotAll the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backI got all the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backI got all the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backI got all the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backOn my backWho says uffie"s a dumb bitch?I don"t go onlineI been reading some dumb shit(Dismissed!) you bitches mad?Work your palm a weekendTo make enough cred to survivethe whole month, and(This don"t feel like work for me)I bought some clothes and shitExcellency of the materialYou don"t get none of thisOh you"re a h&m?I"m paul smith, bitch (Ding!)I got a h&eYou got an empty fridge, bitch(How long this dude been there?) not me,I eat goodStart with fresh orange juiceAnd finish with grey goose(Who I gotta fuck to get some cranberries?)You want the life I liveDoing nothing illegalBut I feel like a thiefGive me everything you got, bitchWith no guns or knifeI"d be the last one here to start up a fight(We"re gonna need bodyguards on this one)We came to rock the whole roomGive me a loud mic and I"ll break up the roofFuck what you bitches sayingI got dope in my brainFuck what you bitches sayingI got dope in my brainFuck what you bitches sayingFuck what you bitches sayingI got dope in my brainI gotI gotI I gotAll the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backI got all the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backI got all the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backI got all the bitches screamingAnd the boys on my backOn my backOkay so um, where to park the cadillacIt has to be greenGreen cadillac on the left sideGet all set, the stageA alrightNow we"re gonna need to train monkeysCan we train "em to mixSo we can maybe get the audienceto finish the trackCan you do thatDo they workAnyway, how many monkeys do we haveIs it a few monkeys like a michael jackson videoDo they have like clothes on and shitMaybe get them sailor costumesThat"s what I needhttp://music.baidu.com/song/7518748

How come you"re always such a fussy young man Don"t want no Cap"n Crunch, don"t want no Raisin Bran Well don"t you know that other kids are starvin" in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don"t want to argue, I don"t want to debate Don"t want to hear about what kinds of foods you hate You won"t get no dessert "till you clean off you"re plate So eat it Don"t you tell me you"re full Just eat it... Eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken Have some more pie It doesn"t matter If it"s boiled or fried Just eat it, just eat it Just eat it, just eat it... Woo! Your table manners are a crying shame You"re playing with your food, this ain"t some kind of game Now, if you starve to death You"ll just have yourself to blame So eat it. Just eat it. You better listen, better do as you"re told You haven"t even touched your tuna casserole You better chow down, or it"s gonna get cold So eat it. I don"t care if you"re full Just eat it... Eat it Open up your mouth and feed it Have some more yogurt Have some more Spam It doesn"t matter if it"s fresh or canned Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Don"t you make me repeat it! Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn"t matter what you had for lunch Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! If it"s too cold, reheat it Have a big dinner. Have a light snack If you don"t like it, you can"t send it back Just eat it! Eat it! Get yourself an egg and beat it! Have some more chicken. Have some more pie It doesn"t matter if it"s boiled or fried Just eat it! Eat it! Don"t you make me repeat it!为什么你总是这样一个挑剔的年轻人不想没有船长紧缩，不要葡萄干麸皮你不知道，其他的孩子们挨饿在日本所以吃吧，吃了它不想说，我不想争论不想听到什么样的食品你恨你不会得到任何甜点直到你清理了你的盘子所以吃吧别跟我说你满吃了它…吃了它给自己一个鸡蛋并击败它有一些鸡肉有更多的馅饼无所谓如果是煮或油炸吃了它，吃了它吃了它，吃了它…宇！你的餐桌礼仪是哭泣的耻辱你玩你的食物，这可不是什么好玩的现在，如果你饿死你只能怪你自己所以吃吧。吃了它。你听好，更好地做你告诉我你还没有碰到你的金枪鱼砂锅你最好吃，否则会感冒的所以吃吧。我不在乎你是完整的吃了它…吃了它打开你的嘴和饲料有更多的酸奶有更多的垃圾邮件不管它是否新鲜或罐头吃了它！吃了它！吃了它！吃了它！你不让我重复！有一个香蕉，还有一大堆午饭吃什么并不重要了吃了它！吃了它！吃了它！吃了它！吃了它！吃了它！如果天气冷，再热吃一顿丰盛的晚餐。有一个小吃如果你不喜欢它，你也不能退吃了它！吃了它！给自己一个鸡蛋并击败它！有一些鸡肉。有更多的馅饼不管是煮或油炸吃了它！吃了它！你不让我重复！