求神偷奶爸和悲惨世界的英语影评，高一水平，100-200词，用词不要太过生僻

This is really a funny thing, a be opinionated thief when the three naughty girl's dad, this is really a be hardly worthy of belief. This is, the three girls had changed him.
Despicable me, do not...

In a happy suburban neighborhood surrounded by white picket fences with flowering rose bushes,sits a black house with a dead lawn.Unbeknownst to the neighbors,hidden beneath this home is a vast secret hideout.Surrounded by a small army of minions,we discover Gru,planning the biggest heist in the history of the world.He is going to steal the moon.Armed with his arsenal of shrink rays,freeze rays,and battle-ready vehicles for land and air,he vanquishes all who stand in his way.Until the day he encounters the immense will of three little orphaned girls who look at him and see something that no one else has ever seen:a potential Dad.The world's greatest villain has just met his greatest challenge:three little girls named Margo,Edith,andAgnes.
Minions are small,yellow,cylindrical,creatures who have one or two eyes and are one of the most notable characters in the films.They are also known as the "scene-stealer" of the movie.
They are fiercely loyal to Gru and Dr.Nefario and extremely eager to please,willingly helping with any evil plans,but at the same time they are friendly and fun-loving.Despite being relatively simple-minded,they are capable of building weapons,operating those weapons,using computers,and even driving.
Minions communicate in their own language,but somehow they can understand English.They also have several English names such as Dave,Stuart and Kevin.