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Today is April fool's day! I won't fall!

愚人节那天，早上七点了，祖恩还躺在床上，小松鼠齐普跳过来，把闹钟调成了八点，说：“祖恩，该起来了。”祖恩迷迷糊糊地说：“我还想睡觉。”齐普拿着祖恩的闹钟说：“快起来，看，现在几点了？”祖恩说：“哎呀，八点了，我上学迟到了。”说完，祖恩穿上衣服，拿起书包就要向上学跑。齐普指着墙上方形的钟表，喊：“等等，祖恩，看那个钟表。”祖恩一转头，看见钟表的指针指着七点，生气地说：“淘气的齐普！”齐普笑了，说：“愚人节的玩笑！”含芝根据英文改写What Time Is ItZip: Wake up, Zoom.It’s time to get up.Zoom: Mmm.I want to sleep.Zip: It’s time to get up now.Zip: Look!What time is it?Zoom: It’s eight o’clock.Oh!Dear!I’m late for school!Zip: Wait!Wait!Zoom, look at that clock.Zoom: It’s seven o’clock, naughty Zip!Zip: April Fool!

4月1日,众所周知是愚人节.几天前我就在盘算着该怎么愚弄一下别人.很巧,这天我要上双休日培训班,不如在课堂上愚弄一下天真的孩子,再让他们写一篇自己亲身经历的文章,那岂不是一举两得的事呀!于是,我们几个语文老师开始商量该怎样具体实施,在大家共同出谋划策下,一个小小的"阴谋"在我们的一笑之间形成了. 2006年4月1日终于到来了,今天我特别激动,因为平时一向忠厚老实的我要去骗一群天真可爱的孩子,真有点于心不忍,再就是我演戏的本领不是很强,真怕被孩子们看出来. 上课铃一响,我就面带笑容走进教室,孩子们见我那么开心都争着问:"袁老师,你怎么那么开心啊"我努力忍住笑,说:"我想告诉大家一件喜事,是关于你们的喜事!"我又笑了……"老师,你别笑啊,快说呀!"孩子们都焦急地追问.其实他们还不知道,他们已慢慢在走进我的圈套.我再次忍住笑:"明天我们将组织双休日培训班的同学去春游."一听到这个好消息,孩子们别提有多开心了,有几个甚至还手舞足蹈起来.脑子灵活点的小朋友马上问:"老师,去哪儿呀"瞧,进圈套了吧!我得意一笑,接着就郑重其事地说:"关于这个春游地点,那就要我们一起来讨论,请你们提出建议,说说为什么要去那儿,到最后我们来决定."

The first of April is a special day,on which practical jokes may be played without punishment.The origin of the custom is uncertain,but it seems to have come about in France as a result of the change to the Gregorian calendar in 1582.
In sixteenth-century France,the start of the new year was observed on April first.It was celebrated in much the same way as it is today with parties and dancing into the late hours of the night.Then in 1582,Pope Gregory introduced a new calendar for the Christian world,and the new year fell on January first.There were some people,however,who hadn’t heard or didn’t believe the change in the date,so they continued to celebrate New Year’s Day on April first.Others played tricks on them and called them “April Fools.” They sent them on a “fool’s errand” or tried to make them believe that something false was ture.
In France today,children fool their friends by taping a paper fish to their friends’backs.When the “young fool” discovers this trick,the prankster yells “April Fish” Today Americans play small tricks on friends and strangers alike on the same day.One common trick is pointing down to a friend’s shoe and saying,“Your shoelace is untied!”Teachers in the nineteenth century used to say to pupils,“Look!A flock of geese!” and point up.School children might tell a classmate that school has been canceled.Whatever the trick,if the innocent victim falls for the joke the prankster yells,“April Fool!”
The “fool’s errands” we play on people are practical jokes.Filling the sugar bowl with salt,stuffing a biscuit with cotton and offering an empty egg shell at breakfast,are good old tricks.Some practical jokes are kept up the whole day before the victim realizes what day it is.Most April Fool jokes are in good fun and not meant to harm anyone.The most clever April Fool joke is the one where everyone laughs,especially the person upon whom the joke is played.
There are also April Fool letters.They are composites of prankishness,deception,absurdity,folk verses,and love.The letters are never signed,but girls,apparently,make a game of trying to guess who send them.To receive an April Fool letter during April,for it can be sent anything during the month,is deemed a most flattering honor and the contents are shared among envious acquaintances.
April Fool tricks are not,it seems,confined to children.People play tricks in the office.Faking phone calls,issuing tickets for nonexistent parties,and creating bomb scares are all elaborate pranks.The story of a salesman in Rhode Island is said to be the worst trick on April Fool’s Day.He had been fooling around with a secretary.He was married and everyone in the office knew about it.
The girl was a bit crazy,a real screwball,and one of the other salesman persuaded her to tell her boy friend she was pregnant as an April Fool joke.She went in his office and left the door open so everyone could hear her.Her words did make him a little crazy.He thought it was a big joke.Maybe he was happy it was an April Fool joke.But he just laughed and kept right on going around with her.

星期二是愚人节，我和王渊准备去捉弄别人。 陈僮来了，我和王渊合计要骗他开心，我们商量好后，就开始行动。我来到陈僮身后，说：“陈僮！你衣服后面有好大一个窟窿。”陈僮半信半疑，说：“真的吗？”王渊也来到陈僮背后，说：“真的！”陈僮连忙伸手去摸，但是怎么也摸不到窟窿，就在他丈二和尚摸不着头脑的时候，我和王渊带着笑声对他说：“愚人节快乐！”陈僮也开心地笑起来。后来，我们三个人还向其他同学开起了一些善意的玩笑，并做到玩笑绝不过火，着实让我们度过了一个快乐的下午。 愚人节真好玩，要是别人在这天捉弄你，你尽可以笑一笑，然后也可轻轻地捉弄一下别人，度过一个快乐的愚人节吧

愚人节
The History of April Fools' Day
"The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year."
--Mark Twain
Unlike most of the other nonfoolish holidays, the history of April Fool's Day, sometimes called All Fool's Day, is not totally clear. There really wasn't a "first April Fool's Day" that can be pinpointed on the calendar. Some believe it sort of evolved simultaneously in several cultures at the same time, from celebrations involving the first day of spring.
The closest point in time that can be identified as the beginning of this tradition was in 1582, in France. Prior to that year, the new year was celebrated for eight days, beginning on March 25. The celebration culminated on April 1. With the reform of the calendar under Charles IX, the Gregorian Calendar was introduced, and New Year's Day was moved to January 1.
However, communications being what they were in the days when news traveled by foot, many people did not receive the news for several years. Others, the more obstinate crowd, refused to accept the new calendar and continued to celebrate the new year on April 1. These backward folk were labeled as "fools" by the general populace. They were subject to some ridicule, and were often sent on "fools errands" or were made the butt of other practical jokes.
This harassment evolved, over time, into a tradition of prank-playing on the first day of April. The tradition eventually spread to England and Scotland in the eighteenth century. It was later introduced to the American colonies of both the English and French. April Fool's Day thus developed into an international fun fest, so to speak, with different nationalities specializing in their own brand of humor at the expense of their friends and families.
In Scotland, for example, April Fool's Day is actually celebrated for two days. The second day is devoted to pranks involving the posterior region of the body. It is called Taily Day. The origin of the "kick me" sign can be traced to this observance.
Mexico's counterpart of April Fool's Day is actually observed on December 28. Originally, the day was a sad remembrance of the slaughter of the innocent children by King Herod. It eventually evolved into a lighter commemoration involving pranks and trickery.
Pranks performed on April Fool's Day range from the simple, (such as saying, "Your shoe's untied!), to the elaborate. Setting a roommate's alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. Whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends it by yelling to his victim, "April Fool!"
Practical jokes are a common practice on April Fool's Day. Sometimes, elaborate practical jokes are played on friends or relatives that last the entire day. The news media even gets involved. For instance, a British short film once shown on April Fool's Day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees.
April Fool's Day is a "for-fun-only" observance. Nobody is expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to eat in a fancy restaurant. Nobody gets off work or school. It's simply a fun little holiday, but a holiday on which one must remain forever vigilant, for he may be the next April Fool

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世界上最遥远的距离,不是生与死,而是现在我们间的距离,明明我只要伸出手,就可以触碰到你,可是彼此的心却隔的那么远,站在你身边却感觉远在天边.
"小篱,英语老师找你."一个同学喊到."哦,知道了."她应了一声,和上手中的书,跑出去.
她气喘吁吁爬上四楼,问刚从办公室走出来的英语老师:"老师,找我什么事"
老师一头雾水:"没有啊,我没找你啊."
"什么?!"小篱瞪大眼睛问.
"呵呵,你又被骗了."老师幸灾乐祸的笑着说.
"呜呜,该死的愚人节,我已经去了两趟数学办公室,三趟语文办公室了,呜呜."
"你怎么这么傻啊,被骗这么多次还是不长记性,别人说什么都不要信就是了,好了,你既然觉得这么亏,就帮我把这些作业本送到七班去,算我真叫你了."老师一脸贼笑把作业本递到她怀里.
"我才不去呢,薰洋那个大懒蛋,他们班的作业每次都让我来送."
"那都怪薰洋太警惕了,今天我找好几个人去喊他,都没喊来."
"呵呵,"落篱坏坏的笑了"那我去喊啊."她转身一溜烟跑掉了.
"哦哈哈,薰洋,让我这个整蛊专家好好耍耍你."
落篱缩手缩脚的从七班的教室窗户向里望去,薰洋正坐在位子上看书,几个女生假惺惺的走过去,请教习题.哼,醉翁之意不在酒.落篱气鼓鼓的想.
薰洋看了一眼题,挥手写下答案,一句话都懒得说,甚至看都没看那个女生,继续低头看书.
"嫂子,你在这干嘛呢."身边突然响起的声音把她吓了一跳.是朴童,薰洋的死党,总是”嫂子嫂子”的叫她,惹她遭受众多白眼,不过,呵呵~
教室里面的薰洋听见朴童的大嗓门,抬头看到窗外的落篱,走出教室.
“喂!英语老师叫你去……”落篱仰头冲比自己高一头的薰洋喊到.
“我正要找你.”薰洋打断她的话,拉着她走出教学楼.一路上,耳边全是女生的尖叫,还有女生上来搭讪,不过薰洋藐视人的功夫,已经练的炉火纯青了.全当空气.
心中的优越感使落篱挺起胸膛加快脚步跟在他身后.
“呼~你急着去投胎啊,走这么快.”落篱小声抱怨说.
前面的薰洋终于停住脚步,说:”就在这说吧.”
“你搞什么飞机啊,有什么事这么重要,还要找人少的地方?”落篱好奇的问.
薰洋看了看她,说:”我们分手吧.”
“什么?”落篱怀疑自己是不是在幻听,她瞪大眼睛诧异的看着他,似乎听不懂他的话.
“我想跟你分手.”薰洋的声音没有任何感情,脸上的表情平静如水.她看着他,似乎不知道,该用什么表情来面对.
“哈哈哈！”小篱突然大笑起来，“冷面王子，也会开玩笑啊，哈哈，不过我这么聪明，肯定不会再上当了，今天你无论说什么，我就不信，聪明吧，哈哈，吾乃天才也，哦呵呵呵呵。”她想是听到什么特别好笑的笑话，眼泪都笑出来了。
“我是认真的！”薰洋有些恼火。
“他们骗人是都这么说。”泪水在小篱脸上蔓延。“我不信不信不信，这个玩笑一点都不好玩”她拼命摇头，似乎想忘掉他说的话，清醒过来。
“你别骗自己了。”薰洋哭笑不得的看着她。“那好吧，十二点以后，愚人节游戏结束，我再跟你谈。”他看了小篱一眼，毅然决然的走了。
“都是假的，骗人，假的！！”小篱一遍遍安慰自己，可泪水还是绵延不绝。

April Fools' Day is a traditional Western festival,which falls on the 1st of April.
It is similar to Ancient Rome's Hilaria and India's Holi.
Its choice of time and date seems related to Vernal Equinox (March 21).
During this period of time,the weather often changes abruptly,appearing like the nature is trying to hoax/fool the human beings.
There are numerous different opinions regarding the origin of April Fools' Day.

今天是愚人节，本来我也已经把这个节日给忘到九霄云外去了，可是今天我就在被几个同学给整了一顿以后才猛然想起来的。
在愚人节这一天，我刚到学校，就听见同班的几个学生在对我说：“超洁，你的钱掉了！”我听了信以为真，就往地上看去，并没有钱掉下呀，我疑惑地望着那同学，同学见我真的往地上看去不由得哈哈大笑，对我说：“你被整了，今天是愚人节。”我这才恍然大悟，心里也开始懊恼起来，怎么就这样上了他们的当呢，真是的。进了教室，我刚把书包放下就有听见坐在我前面的那位同学对我说：“超洁，你妈妈看你来了。”我这下学聪明了，并没有像外面看去，而是用同样的方式回答他说：“你爸爸也来看你了。”那位同学知道我没有上他的当不由得有点懊恼，又对我的同桌重复了一遍刚才的话，同桌听了，就向教室外望去却没见到一个人影，那位同学见他上了自己的当，笑得眼睛都眯成了一条缝。同桌见他这样知道自己上了当，质问道：“为什么骗我？”“因为今天是愚人节呀。”我和那位同学一起回答道。接下来，我们整个班的学生都开始互相作弄起对方来了，我的朋友玲珑对我说：“你的鞋带散了。”让我上了个当，我又对同桌说：“你昨天的作业少做了。”让他也结结实实的上了个当。突然有一个同学大声的说：“孙老师来了！”别的同学听了都一下子安静了下来，但紧接着就是异口同声地一句：“你骗谁呀！”让那同学吃了个瘪。这一天，同学们都很高兴，把一个又一个的整人手段给使了出来，这一个早自修都是在整与被整间度过的。我还真希望能多过几个这样的节日，让我们都开开心心的，在学习外使我们的身心轻松起来，快乐起来这样我们学习也会有动力了，这个愚人节过得很愉快。

是不对的
这里主要运用的是同余的知识
非闰年有365天 模7余1 闰年366天模7余2
那么这100年里面有76个非闰年 24个闰年 注意2100年不是闰年
那么模7的余数就跟76+24*2相同 为5
那就是星期五后的第五天 也就是星期三 你查一下万年历也是星期三

今天，是四月一日，又一个愚人节到来了。我天天盼着的愚人节终于到来了。上午的第一节课是语文课，老师刚进班就对我们说：“同学们，因为这次月考考得不怎么样，所以学校规定让我们星期六补课。”顿时，班里有几个同学尖叫起来。突然，有几个同学齐声大喊：“今天是愚人节。”哦，差点，老师差点把我也给愚了。这回，该同学愚老师了，在上课期间，突然有人敲门，郄亚佶开了门后，大声对老师说：“老师有人找您。”老师有点犹豫，因为她知道今天是愚人节，最终她还是去看了看，回来后，就笑着对郄亚佶说：“怎么？还敢愚老师？”全班同学哄堂大笑。
中午的读书交流由我主持，老师说剩下的20分钟可以讲关于今天愚人节的事情。于是，我便对全班同学说：“今天是愚人节，谁想发表一下今天愚人的办法或被别人愚的滋味。”我刚说完，学习委员朱佳楠便举了手，他说：“今天陈泽峰把我给愚了。中午放学后，他去商店买了杯可乐，回到家里咕咚咕咚喝了半杯，然后往可乐里放了一小杯醋，一小杯酱油，和一勺盐，然后将自制可乐带到了学校，默不作声地把自制可乐放到了他的课桌上。等了一会儿，我看见了端起饮料就喝，刹那间，他的几个好朋友芦远鹏，孙泽伟，杨帅也争先恐后地来抢着喝那瓶自制饮料。当杨帅打算喝时，我突然感到有股酸酸的咸咸的味道，紧接着鹏的脸色变得很难看把自制可乐吐了出来。峰在那时便哈哈大笑起来，对我们说今天是愚人节，祝我们愚人节快乐。我们同时惊叫起来。说实话我感觉他调制的可乐还真好喝。”正在这是峰站了起来：“同学们，谁还想喝？还剩下一点。全班好多同学都说自己想喝。不知是谁嚷了一句：“主持人请品尝，很不错的。”那时我傻了眼了，怎么？让我喝？峰把可乐端了过来，笑嘻嘻地对我说：“请君品尝。”那时，我非常的尴尬。就在迫在眉睫的时候韩肖为了为我解围，便说：“来，我替你喝。”于是我把瓶递给了他。他喝了一口，便笑嘻嘻对全班同学说：“不错呀，味道酸酸的。”就在这时，叮铃铃，下课了。一场有趣的交流结束了。今天是难忘的一天，也是充满欢声和笑语的一天！

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This one is really evil and takes alot of technical know-how to pull it off,but when I was a young'n interning at a dot com startup some of my co-workers played this joke on me (this joke works especially well on those who surf the web.a lot):
1) Set up a webserver inside the company (you can use your desktop and download apache or something like that) and set it up so all page requests display "the message"."The message" should contain something about the user violating network policies and imply that they are fired.For extra hillarity,put the network admin's number on the page and pay him off in mountain dew to go along with the prank.
2) Get onto unsuspecting victim's computer and change his default routing so that all web traffic goes through your webserver.
3) End result:User tries to surf the web,finds out they "violated network policy" and network admin tells them they are fired.
I dunno...it was funny when it happened to me :D
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Today is April Fool's Day which is a day to be careful,or you could easily get tricked by someone.It's April Fool's Day,a day when people traditionally like to try to make a fool of someone else and laugh at them.
So what kind of pranks do poeple play on April Fool's Day?Well,there are lots of simple tricks that you can play on your friends.For example,I changed the time on my husband's alarm clock so that he was late for work this morning.And,I glue a coin to the floor and I enjoyed to see how many people try to pick it up all the forenoon.
All these are small-scale practical jokes which you might play on one other person or a few people.
In fact,I would like to be fool as long as it's happy!Life is a long and circuit road,you need to find something to cheer up by yourself.Any way,happiness do not come without invitation.

在愚人节那天你怎么样?
How do you on April Fool's day?

　　早上，我一走进教室，同学们就指着地上说：“卢于佳，你的钱掉啦！”什么？我的钱掉了？这怎么可能？我明明把10元钱好好地放进口袋里的，它怎么可能跑出来啊？于是，我问；“你们不会是在耍我吧！”这时，班上一个最老实的同学诚恳地对我说；“真的！卢于佳，我们没有骗你，你的钱确实掉了！”我一听，急忙掉转头，四处寻找，一会儿趴下，一会儿走出，一会进来，可是累得满头大汗却还是没有找到……
　　这时，一个同学走了进来，他好奇地问：“卢于佳，你在干什么？”“他们说我的钱掉了，可是我怎么也找不到也！”“噢？！是吗？”那个同学微笑地说，“也许你忘了今天是几号了？”“几号？”我一听，一头雾水，急忙问：“这跟日子有什么关系吗？”“哈哈！实话告诉你吧！今天是愚人节！”“天哪！”我大叫道，顿时恍然大悟，想：他们既然愚弄了我，害得我累死！我以后一定不能再上当，而且还要无整整别人！
　　下午，当我送完作业回来后，一个同学又对我说：“下午有一节电脑课！“有电脑课？真的吗？那可太好了！“我感叹道，正想为突然变课而欢呼雀跃时，那个同学突然说：“今天是愚人节！”（天哪）
　　听了这个事情，你一定会认为我不是一个“吃一堑，长一智”的人，都被骗过一次了，还要骗第二次，那么，我可要对你说：“你被愚弄了，今天是愚人节，第二件事情纯属瞎掰，象我这么聪明的人怎么可能被骗第二次呢？！”
　　祝你愚人节快乐！

April Fool's Day

Happy April Fool's Day

我过愚人节徐笠烈马克从来没有遇到过如此古怪的案子。根据目击者介绍，一团火球从天而降，落入了一家加油站。立刻熊熊燃烧起来，甚至波及到附近的商店。六名加油站工作人员却安然无恙。这太奇怪了！“可这是事实，”...

第一是感恩节,第二是顾炎武 ,3 大主教 4 文殊 5 玄奘 6 邪见 7 北冰洋 8 南海 9 鹿特丹港 10 1967 11
先答这些有空再答

今天，我刚一起床，老妈便喊：“昊昊，都几点了？你怎么才起床，马上要上早读了！”，我一听，哎呀呀呀呀呀，遭了今天可是“老班”（对一班之长的简称）负责早读，那个“魔鬼女侠”可厉害了，要是迟到，他肯定要骂死我也，我不管三七二十一，迅速起床叠被，洗漱完毕，就到饭桌面前了，老妈哈哈大笑，这时，我才想起今天是愚人节，我昨天还说要谨慎一点，不要被人骗呢！哎！真不愧是“姜还是老的辣”。到了学校，那愚人的趣事就更多了，“老罗，你的篮球掉到楼底下去了！”老段一本真经的说，老罗急忙跑了下去，可是没找到球，带着疑惑的神情走上来问：“在哪里？我怎么没看见？”这时老段说：“愚人节快乐！”老罗笑了起来，“哎你的帽子上有什么东西？”蔡佳很认真的对王静说。“什么东西？”王静摘下帽子不停地找着，蔡佳奶声奶气的说：“愚人节快乐！”我们大家都笑了，王静也笑了，只不过，她的笑是苦涩的。还有人骗到老师头上的，那是谁，当然是我了，“老师，等一等，你衣服上爬的是什么？”老师赶快让同学看一看，我却哈哈大笑，说：“老师，愚人节快乐。”老师笑了，说：“祝你们也快乐，宣传板上还说愚人节下午不上课呢！”其他人开心极了，跳的跳，笑的笑，还是我聪明，说：“老师，你别骗人了，愚人节根本不放假！”老师笑着说：“还是你鬼机灵！”今天的愚人节过得很快乐，真希望天天都过愚人节！三年级:快乐家

你太夸张了.测试标准不一样,测试过程必须规范.高智商人是很少的.

Happy April Fool's Day

1.The April Fools's Day is very special in a year.2.Grammer knowledge is of great importance in writing.3.We should stay calm when encountered with danger/danger comes.4.This flower smells weird/odd.5...

今天可不是一个普通的周五，今天也是“愚人节”。早上，我对我最好的同学莫楠楠说：“你们知道今天是什么节日吗？今天是‘愚人节’。”莫楠楠说：“我知道今天是愚人节，我正想捉弄一下我最讨厌的人：吴谦呢！你呢？你想捉弄谁啊？”“我谁都想捉弄。”我笑着说。莫楠楠一脸阴笑的说“那就开始吧！”我门第一个捉弄的是我们的班长潘彦宇，我们上去跟他说：“班长，韦老师让你去她办公室一趟，她说有事找你。”班长他居然信了！当走下楼梯的时候，我们就对她说：“愚人节快乐，你被我们骗了。哈哈！”当时班长他惊呆啦。下一个就是吴谦，我们只是先试试他是不是很笨，就说：“刚才我们上楼梯时看见你妈了。”他只是向楼梯口看了看，就说：“屁，怎么可能，她没有事来这里干什么？你们骗人不打草稿的，瞎说怎么可能骗得了我吴谦大人，哈哈，你骗老潘（潘彦宇）还可以，依他的智商，还可以相信。”真的被他说中了，哇塞！不愧是天下自恋啊！就在我们准备骗第三个人的时候，就上课了，我们就想待会假装出去，然后过一会突然进去，大声说老师来了，我们出去了，马上进来，说：“老师来了！”大家全都相信了，全都马上回到自己的座位上，我们也很配合的会到自己的座位上。过一会，大家知道自己被骗了之后马上下位，我和莫楠楠突然哈哈大笑。愚人节真是太好玩了！四年级:熊依婷

广东省广州市 广州铁路第一小学四（2）班 李珩昊 长达几周的梅雨季节笼罩着广州，就连本该兴高采烈的愚人节也不例外。可虽然今天的天气昏昏沉沉的，但写作班上的气氛却异常活跃。上课前，叶晨对我说：“老鼠，你的鞋带松了！”我把左脚伸到他下巴前：“帮我系好行吗？”哼，这点小把戏也想跟我开玩笑？我的鞋子是尼龙扣式的，根本没有鞋带！ 不一会儿，伍瑛又对我说：“昊昊，你的CALL机响了！”嘿，我根本就没有CALL机！我把屁股摆到她面前，对她说：“我很忙，你帮我回一下电话吧！”，然后，便得意洋洋地回头就走。突然，我对孔维宇说：“你想不想吃糖？”“想！”“那好！”我把一颗包着铁块的“糖”交给他，然后他就把“糖”放入嘴里，再然后就发出了一声痛苦的干嚎。上课后，老师对我们讲着枯燥无味的写人三步曲。我迷迷糊糊地数着步骤时，老师正好从我的桌边走过。这时，我的同桌把手往老师的背上一伸，便笑趴在桌子上起不来了。我正想找同桌问清楚因果关系时，班级的前排座位上涌出了排山倒海的笑声。老师生气地转过身去，大声问道：“笑什么笑？”我往老师的背上一看，也和其它同学一起笑起来。原来，老师的背上贴了一张纸条，上面画了一朵小红花。 下课前，老师对我们说：“由于特殊原因，今天这堂课不布置任何家庭作业！”大家立即欢呼，相互拥抱。这时，老师又说：“骗你们的！今天是愚——人—— 节！”大家立刻像被人从云端推到了地面，大呼小叫起来。 没办法，谁叫今天是愚人节呢？指导教师：王婉 [推荐给朋友] [显示打印]

鎰氫汉鑺侟br/> All Fool's Day,also known as April Fool's Day,is celebrated annually on the first day of April.It is a time for the traditional playing of pranks upon unsuspecting people...the victim of such a prank being called an April Fool.
The origins of this custom are somewhat uncertain,but may have initially been related to the arrival of Spring in late March,at which time Mother Nature is said to "fool" the human race with sudden and fickle changes in the weather...showers one minute and sunshine the next.The playing of practical jokes,however,dates back to Ancient Rome and such activities were an integral part of the Hilaria celebrations held on March 25,a celebration which would again appear to be associated with the coming of Spring and the Vernal Equinox,held to honor the resurrection of Attis,Roman God of Vegetation who was linked to the seasonal cycle.In England,an ancient legend states that April Fool's Day commemorates the fruitless mission of the Rook (or European Crow) which was sent out in search of land from Noah's flood-encircled ark.
鎰熸仼鑺侟br/> Thanksgiving is a holiday celebrated in much of North America,generally observed as an expression of gratitude,usually to God.The most common view of its origin is that it was to give thanks to God for the bounty of the autumn harvest.In the United States,the holiday is celebrated on the fourth Thursday in November.In Canada,where the harvest generally ends earlier in the year,the holiday is celebrated on the second Monday in October,which is observed as Columbus Day or protested as Indigenous Peoples Day in the United States.
Thanksgiving is traditionally celebrated with a feast shared among friends and family.In the United States,it is an important family holiday,and people often travel across the country to be with family members for the holiday.The Thanksgiving holiday is generally a "four-day" weekend in the United States,in which Americans are given the relevant Thursday and Friday off.Thanksgiving is almost entirely celebrated at home,unlike the Fourth of July or Christmas,which are associated with a variety of shared public experiences (fireworks,caroling,etc.)
澶嶆椿鑺侟br/>The Date of Easter
Prior to A.D.325,Easter was variously celebrated on different days of the week,including Friday,Saturday,and Sunday.In that year,the Council of Nicaea was convened by emperor Constantine.It issued the Easter Rule which states that Easter shall be celebrated on the first Sunday that occurs after the first full moon on or after the vernal equinox.However,a caveat must be introduced here.The "full moon" in the rule is the ecclesiastical full moon,which is defined as the fourteenth day of a tabular lunation,where day 1 corresponds to the ecclesiastical New Moon.It does not always occur on the same date as the astronomical full moon.The ecclesiastical "vernal equinox" is always on March 21.Therefore,Easter must be celebrated on a Sunday between the dates of March 22 and April 25.
The Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny is not a modern invention.The symbol originated with the pagan festival of Eastre.The goddess,Eastre,was worshipped by the Anglo-Saxons through her earthly symbol,the rabbit.
The Germans brought the symbol of the Easter rabbit to America.It was widely ignored by other Christians until shortly after the Civil War.In fact,Easter itself was not widely celebrated in America until after that time.
The Easter Egg
As with the Easter Bunny and the holiday itself,the Easter Egg predates the Christian holiday of Easter.The exchange of eggs in the springtime is a custom that was centuries old when Easter was first celebrated by Christians.
From the earliest times,the egg was a symbol of rebirth in most cultures.Eggs were often wrapped in gold leaf or,if you were a peasant,colored brightly by boiling them with the leaves or petals of certain flowers.
Today,children hunt colored eggs and place them in Easter baskets along with the modern version of real Easter eggs -- those made of plastic or chocolate candy.
涓囧湥鑺 all saint's day
The vigil of this feast is popularly called "Hallowe'en" or "Halloween".]
Solemnity celebrated on the first of November.It is instituted to honour all the saints,known and unknown,and,according to Urban IV,to supply any deficiencies in the faithful's celebration of saints' feasts during the year.
In the early days the Christians were accustomed to solemnize the anniversary of a martyr's death for Christ at the place of martyrdom.In the fourth century,neighbouring dioceses began to interchange feasts,to transfer relics,to divide them,and to join in a common feast; as is shown by the invitation of St.Basil of Caesarea (397) to the bishops of the province of Pontus.Frequently groups of martyrs suffered on the same day,which naturally led to a joint commemoration.In the persecution of Diocletian the number of martyrs became so great that a separate day could not be assigned to each.But the Church,feeling that every martyr should be venerated,appointed a common day for all.The first trace of this we find in Antioch on the Sunday after Pentecost.We also find mention of a common day in a sermon of St.Ephrem the Syrian (373),and in the 74th homily of St.John Chrysostom (407).At first only martyrs and St.John the Baptist were honoured by a special day.Other saints were added gradually,and increased in number when a regular process of canonization was established; still,as early as 411 there is in the Chaldean Calendar a "Commemoratio Confessorum" for the Friday after Easter.In the West Boniface IV,13 May,609,or 610,consecrated the Pantheon in Rome to the Blessed Virgin and all the martyrs,ordering an anniversary.Gregory III (731-741) consecrated a chapel in the Basilica of St.Peter to all the saints and fixed the anniversary for 1 November.A basilica of the Apostles already existed in Rome,and its dedication was annually remembered on 1 May.Gregory IV (827-844) extended the celebration on 1 November to the entire Church.The vigil seems to have been held as early as the feast itself.The octave was added by Sixtus IV
姣嶄翰鑺 mother's day
A mother's love is one of the most powerful forces in this world.Here are 10 memorable ways to celebrate her love this Mother's Day:
1.Create a Memory Jar.Fill a jar with slips of paper,each detailing a special memory you and your mother shared.The more specific the memories,the better.Present her with the jar,and sit beside her as she reads each memory.
2.Interview the children in your family (both young and old) on what special things they love most about their mother.Record the sentiments on video or transcribe the thoughts in a special album.You could also record special memories,favorite family recipes,her best maternal words of wisdom,or anything you want to remember about your mother.
3.Make a Blessing Book.Cover a composition book or hardbound journal with patterned papers and include photos of each of your mother's children,as well as a special pen for her to record what she is most grateful for in this world.Here are step-by-step instructions for creating a Blessing Book.
4.Help a mother in need by donating money,clothing,or other household items to organizations that help mothers and children.
5.Make a donation to your mom's favorite charity,in her name.
6.Get together with your family and friends and create handmade cards for your mom.Make sure to include a heartfelt,handwritten letter.
7.Send flowers to a new mom in celebration of her first Mother's Day.
8.Make a tablecloth memento.Start with an oversized tablecloth and some fabric pens.Ask each member of the family to sign the tablecloth with a special message to mom.Kids can make their handprints,too.This is a keepsake that you can add to each Mother's Day.
9.Write a letter to your children about how being their parent has enriched you.Save these letters in a special journal or album to give to your children when they become parents themselves.
10.Spend some time looking through your scrapbooks and reflecting on the bounty of love that comes to you via family and maternal love.

April Fool's Day

Every day of mine is April Fools' Day

April Fool's Day falls on the first of april,On that day youcan fool everyone which you want to fool such as you classmates,you teachers even you parents .however you are also fooled by everyone so you should be becareful with everone .

April Fool's Day is only one day every day,why should I April Fool's day?This is your love for me?Why want to die...I again and again.

愚人节即将到来了,你想去骗人还是防止被人骗? 不管怎样,还是一起来学学愚人节相关的口语表达吧.起码知道用英语怎么说. 1.Happy April Fool’s Day 快乐的愚人节 2.April fool 愚人节 3.April Fool`s Day is on the ? 愚人节是四月一号. 4.an April fool 愚人节被愚弄的人 5.When did this custom start? 愚人节的风俗源于何时呢? 6.Mark: Did you suffer a lot on April Fool’s day? 马克：你们愚人节遭殃了吗? 7.Most April Fool jokes are in good fun and not meant to harm anyone. 愚人节的玩笑大都好玩而无害. 8.Do you know about April Fool’s Day? 你知道愚人节是怎么回事吗? 愚人节的具体应用： 老师：Boys and girls, there will be an exam tomorrow. 同学们.我们明天考试. 学生：Ah? Really? That stinks! 啊?不是吧?太郁闷了! 老师：Haha, April Fool's! Do you forget what day it is today? 哈哈.今天是愚人节!怎么都忘了? 学生：Wow, you were pulling our leg all along. I was really fooled. 哇.原来是骗我们的.我被作弄了! 老师：Alright, now let's be serious. Actually-you'll take an exam today. 好了.不跟大家开玩笑了.其实--我们是今天考试. 学生：What?- 什么?

Today I will tell you the origin and activity of April Fool's Day.

April Fool's source

April Fools' Day
愚人节

这俩都行
只要在书上见过的,一般不会出什么错
Fool's中的fool是代表一类,Fools'是代表一群,表达出的意思都是一样的
其实国外他们比较着重动词的语法,这种无关痛痒的不需要扣得太死,不然就成钻牛角尖了

Valentine's Day
April Fool's Day

April Fools' Day

April Fools' Day is a day to play jokes on others,No one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in France.
In the 16 th century,people celebrated New Year's Day from March 25 to April 1.In the mid—1560s King Charles IX changed it from March 25 to January 1.But some people still celebrated in on April 1,so others called them April Fools.
Each country celebrates April Fools' Day differently.In France,people call the April Fools “April Fish”.They tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them.When he or she finds this ,they shout “April Fish!”
In England,people play jokes only in the morning.You are a “noodle” if someone fools you.In Scotland,April Fools' Day is 48 hours long.They call an April Fool “April Gowk”.Gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.
In the America,people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of Aprol.They may point down to your shoe and say,“ Your shoelace is untied.” If you believe them and look down to see,you are an April Fool then.

April Fools' Day 愚人节
April Fools' Day is a day to play jokes on others,No one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in France.
In the 16 th century,people celebrated New Year's Day from March 25 to April 1.In the mid—1560s King Charles IX changed it from March 25 to January 1.But some people still celebrated in on April 1,so others called them April Fools.
Each country celebrates April Fools' Day differently.In France,people call the April Fools “April Fish”.They tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them.When he or she finds this ,they shout “April Fish!”
In England,people play jokes only in the morning.You are a “noodle” if someone fools you.In Scotland,April Fools' Day is 48 hours long.They call an April Fool “April Gowk”.Gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.
In the America,people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of Aprol.They may point down to your shoe and say,“ Your shoelace is untied.” If you believe them and look down to see,you are an April Fool then.
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愚人节的由来(英文版)April Fools' Day
April Fools' Day 愚人节
April Fools' Day is a day to play jokes on others,No one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in France.
In the 16 th century,people celebrated New Year's Day from March 25 to April 1.In the mid—1560s King Charles IX changed it from March 25 to January 1.But some people still celebrated in on April 1,so others called them April Fools.
Each country celebrates April Fools' Day differently.In France,people call the April Fools “April Fish”.They tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them.When he or she finds this ,they shout “April Fish!”
In England,people play jokes only in the morning.You are a “noodle” if someone fools you.In Scotland,April Fools' Day is 48 hours long.They call an April Fool “April Gowk”.Gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.
In the America,people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of Aprol.They may point down to your shoe and say,“ Your shoelace is untied.” If you believe them and look down to see,you are an April Fool then.
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　　April Fools' Day 愚人节
　　April Fools' Day is a day to play jokes on others,No one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in France.
　　In the 16 th century,people celebrated New Year's Day from March 25 to April 1.In the mid—1560s King Charles IX changed it from March 25 to January 1.But some people still celebrated in on April 1,so others called them April Fools.
　　Each country celebrates April Fools' Day differently.In France,people call the April Fools “April Fish”.They tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them.When he or she finds this ,they shout “April Fish!”
　　In England,people play jokes only in the morning.You are a “noodle” if someone fools you.In Scotland,April Fools' Day is 48 hours long.They call an April Fool “April Gowk”.Gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.
　　In the America,people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of Aprol.They may point down to your shoe and say,“ Your shoelace is untied.” If you believe them and look down to see,you are an April Fool then.
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　　愚人节的由来(英文版)April Fools' Day
　　April Fools' Day 愚人节
　　April Fools' Day is a day to play jokes on others,No one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in France.
　　In the 16 th century,people celebrated New Year's Day from March 25 to April 1.In the mid—1560s King Charles IX changed it from March 25 to January 1.But some people still celebrated in on April 1,so others called them April Fools.
　　Each country celebrates April Fools' Day differently.In France,people call the April Fools “April Fish”.They tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them.When he or she finds this ,they shout “April Fish!”
　　In England,people play jokes only in the morning.You are a “noodle” if someone fools you.In Scotland,April Fools' Day is 48 hours long.They call an April Fool “April Gowk”.Gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.
　　In the America,people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of Aprol.They may point down to your shoe and say,“ Your shoelace is untied.” If you believe them and look down to see,you are an April Fool then.
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April Fool's Day is the only day of the year when you can play tricks on people and needn't worry about them getting angry!Here we also introduce to you some moderate pranks.Just remember,play safe and have fun!
Each country celebrates April Fools' Day differently.In France,people call the April Fools “April Fish”.They tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them.When he or she finds this ,they shout “April Fish!”
In England,people play jokes only in the morning.You are a “noodle” if someone fools you.In Scotland,April Fools' Day is 48 hours long.They call an April Fool “April Gowk”.Gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.
In the America,people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of Aprol.They may point down to your shoe and say,“ Your shoelace is untied.” If you believe them and look down to see,you are an April Fool then.

April Fool(愚人节)Last March,my mother told my father and me that my grandfather would come in April.We were very happy because my grandfather was an interesting old man and he had not visited us since he went to Hong Kong.　　On April 1 my father and I bought a lot of food from the supermarket and bought a big bunch of flowers home.Then we did some cleaning at home.At night when we were waiting for my grandfather,the bell rang and in came my mother.He smiled to us and said "April fools"!

I am thankful that I met you - someone who is like a father,a brother and a friend.
Happy April Fool's Day.

－What the day is it today?
－Today is April fools'day.
－Oh!you are wrong today is March the 31th.If you don't believe me please pick up the calendar.
－Oh!it is really April fools'day.
－Haha!you were cheated!

今天中午，我吃过午饭后，背起放在椅子上的书包，走回房间。不经意间，我瞥了一眼摆在书桌上的台历，心中的“邪念”一下子“蹭蹭蹭”地冒了出来。嘻嘻！今天是愚人节，这种节日自然是少不了我的！呃……该找谁实施我的愚人节计划呢？很快，我心中有了一名最佳人选。我再次背上书包，大摇大摆地走到爸爸面前，央求爸爸：“爸爸，你载我去学校吧！”爸爸疑惑地皱着眉问道：“现在？”我点点头：“嗯！老师说今天要早点去。”爸爸发扬着他那打破沙锅问到底的精神，继续问：“为什么？”我装出一副不耐烦的模样，拉拽着爸爸的衣角，说：“哎呀！你就载我去吧。”爸爸有些生气了：“说！那么早去学校干嘛！”我在心里偷笑着。哈哈！爸爸好像动真格了。：“哈哈！你上当啦！愚人节快乐！”爸爸怔了一下，随即又回过神来，同我一起哈哈大笑。笑声，充斥着客厅的每一个角落。

April Fools' Day 愚人节
April Fools' Day is a day to play jokes on others,No one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in France.
In the 16 th century,people celebrated New Year's Day from March 25 to April 1.In the mid—1560s King Charles IX changed it from March 25 to January 1.But some people still celebrated in on April 1,so others called them April Fools.
Each country celebrates April Fools' Day differently.In France,people call the April Fools “April Fish”.They tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them.When he or she finds this ,they shout “April Fish!”
In England,people play jokes only in the morning.You are a “noodle” if someone fools you.In Scotland,April Fools' Day is 48 hours long.They call an April Fool “April Gowk”.Gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.
In the America,people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of Aprol.They may point down to your shoe and say,“ Your shoelace is untied.” If you believe them and look down to see,you are an April Fool then.
四月1日愚人节
四月1日一天是一天,以发挥笑话别人,没有人知道到底这个假期开始,但人们认为它首先发端于法国.
在16世纪,人们庆祝新年第一天,从3月25日至4月1日.在90年代中期1560s国王查尔斯九改变,它从3月25日至1月1日.但有些人仍然在庆祝4月1日,让别人找去四月傻瓜.
每个国家庆祝四月阿斗'一天不同.在法国,被人们称为四月阿斗"四月鱼"等.他们带了一份文件,以鱼类及其朋友们的支持,以迷惑他们.当他或她发现这一问题,他们大声疾呼：" 4月的鱼" !
在英国,人们玩笑话,只有在早上.你是一个"面" ,如果有人阿斗你.在苏格兰,四月阿斗'一天是48小时长.他们称之为是一个愚人节的"四月gowk " .gowk是另一个名称为子规鸟.
在美国,人们小玩笑话,对他们的朋友和任何其他人的第一次aprol .他们可能会点到你的鞋,并说："你的鞋带是解开了,"如果你相信他们,并居高临下地看到,你是愚人节.

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Fool's Day happy

传统节日如语言，是一个民族凝聚所必须的，我们应提倡自己的节日