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dalang:Hello.everyone. my name is WuDalang
I am very famous
yesterday.i heard my dear brother Wusong had killed a large tiger
And now i"m going to invite him to have dinner with me
Let me call him
one two three four five six
Hello is that Wusong speaking?
yeah
This is your brother WuDalang
Would you please come to my house at once?
OK see you later
Oh I remember one thing
six five four three two one
Hello is that Wusong speaking?
yeah
This is still your brother Wudalang
I call you for the second time
just because i want to show you that i have two mobilephones
I"m rich now Ok see you later
song:Hello everyone I"m very famous
because yesterday i killed a large tiger
you see . it"s very very big
dalang:Oh my dear brother . you come so fast
song:of course
dalang:but how did you kill such a large tiger?
song:It"s very very easy
use this one【bia】
oh my dear brother
why are you so tall?
dalang:I became so tall just because i have a very beautiful wife
song:really?
dalang:yes
song:who is she?
dalang: she is the most beautiful in the world
dong:who?
dalang; her name is Pan Jinlian
song; congratulations my dear brother
dalang:thank you very much
oh my dear brother
Let"s have dinner?
song&dalang:OK
dalang:Let"s have some wine?
song&dalang:OK
dalang:here you are
Let"s cheers
song:cheers
dalang:some more?
Let"s cheers
dalang: very good wine
song:oh my dear brother
where‘s your wife?
dalang:Ah my wife
she"s in Xi Menqing"s house
Don"t care about it
song:my dear brother
I have a present for you
dalang:a present?
song:esoecially for you
dalang:Wow a green hat
a green hat
green hat!
let me try it
very beautiful
thank you very much for the present
my dear brother
song;you"re welcome
dalang;oh my dear brother
let"s have some more wine?
song&dalang:OK
dalang:oh I"m sorry
there"s no wine in the bottle
my dear brother
would you please go to the wine shop to buy some wine for me?
song:no problem
where"s the wine shop?
dalang:Ah you don"t know the way?
Let me show you
you just go straight and turn left and go straight and turn right and you"ll see。。
song:the wine shop?
dalang;the toilet
song:what
dalang:and behind the toilet
that"s the wine shop
song;OK
dalang:see?
song:but i"ve no money
dalang:no money?
OK I got an idea
follow me
you just use this one
song:What do you want me to do?
dalang:you know
there"s a bank behind the wine shop
and it"s Xi Menqing"s bank
I hate Xi Menqing
you know what i mean?
song:yes
dalang:OK
here you are
song;I"ll be back
dalang:take care
my dear brother
I"ve drunk too much
Pan:Hi i"m Pan Jinlian
I"m very beautiful,right?
but my husban is too ugly
Wake up×3
dalang:what"s wrong?
Pan:I have sth to tell you
dalang:What?
Pan;I want to marry Xi Menqing
dalang:but why?
why do you want to marry him?
Pan:Why?because first you"re too black
and second you"re too tall
and the third you"re too ugly
and the last one
you"re too poor
dalang;No no no
you can say that I"m black
you can say that I"m ugly
but you can never say that I"m poor
Because I have two mobile phones
you see
two mobile phones
Pan:just two mobile phones?
Xi Menqing has four mobile phones
Hello honey
I want to see you
come to my house Ok?
yeah
dalang:Who are you calling?
Pan :Xi Menqing
You you hit me
you hit me
I don"t want to see you any more
dalang;jinlian come back
come back jinlian
come back
come back
Xi:Hahaha
Everybody knows my name is Ximenqing
people always call me XiMenzi
you see
here are an mobilephones of Semens
This one
brand new
and this one
a new fashion
and this one
I"m sorry
It"s broken
By the way
Panjinlian has just called me
I know she wants to be my wife
but where"s she now?
oh Wu Dalang is over there
haha
Hey wake up
It"s time to get up
Wake up
you stupid pig
dalnang:What"s wrong?
Xi:Where"s Pan Jinlian?
dalang:What do you mean by asking like that?
Xi:ha your wife wants to be my wife
dalang:you mean
Pan Jinlian wants to marry you?
Xi:Yeah she wants to marry me
dalang:I don"t believe it
It"s impossible
Xi:you know
I"m better than you
you see
I"m handsome and I‘m rich
and by the way
Do you know this?
dalang:ah it"s a handkerchief
Xi:ah a handkerchief
whose is she?
dalang:OMG
It"s Pan jinliang"s handkerchief
Xi:Ahahha you know it
dalang: you got it?
Xi:Yeah she gives it to me
dalang:my heart is broken
I don"t want to live in this world
I"ll commit suicide
I"ll kill myself
Xi:Ah kill yourself
dalang:I"ll kill myself
Xi:oh let me help you
Not a sharp knife
song: what are you doing?
What"s wrong
dalang:Pan Jinlian wants to marry Xi Menqing
I don"t want to live in this world
I"ll commit suicide
song:No no
listen to me
Life is very important
You can live in this world only one time
If you‘re dead
game over
do you unders?
dalang:Yeah life is very important
very important
But I still want to commit suicide
just give me the knife
Xi:Use this one
kill yourself
be quick
dalang:thank you very much sir
song:Don"t want to kill my dear brother
or I"ll kill you immediately
Do you understand what I said?
Oh no no no no no
【bia】
Nice shot
nice shot
爆头?
dalang:He"s dead
I killed him
what should I do?
I"ll be put into prizon
Pan:Oh Ximen
my honey
my future
my money
you killed him
you killed him
dalang:I didn"t
I didn"t kill him
Pan :I"ll kill you
【bia】【bia】
dalang:I"m dying
song:on my dear brother
you
you killed my dear brother
just stay here
don"t move
freeze!
Pan:I"ll be here waiting for you
song: shut up!
Pan:how cool
song:Ready?
fire【bom】
oh my dear brother
Let"s go to Liang Shan together OK?