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THE ADVENTURES OF BERNIE THE SCHOOLBOY
What a drag O what a boer
There"s nothing left to do but chores
A fing day has yet to begin
Already I Feel Grim
Just how shall I strategize
The plan to cscape my demise
When everybody is asleep
Out my door I shall creep
And so our tale begins
The night"s a waiting
The clock"s a"tickin
Come on wasting time"s sin
And one,two,three,four
Five,sixm,seven,eight
Yes!one,two,three,four
Five,sixm,seven,eight
I want to scream,I want to prance
and I can dance a silly dance
Putting bugs in peopel"s soups
Yes!That is what I do!
Swish and Slash and I attack
I"ve pulled some nasty pranks with tacks
Laughed at chidren "til I shriekaed!
Those squishy little squeaks!
Where does our journey end?
I don"t know but "til then
What wondrous things await?
They"re right around the bend.
I say one,two,three,four
Five,sixm,seven,eight
Yes! one,two,three,four
Five,sixm,seven,eight
Arranged by Amanda Wu
Sound Designed by Roger Fosepb manning Fr.
APATHY
You don"t care about anything at all
No the Apathy,oh the apathy,
No the Apathy,oh the apathy
I don"t unerstand how you can be so
Yes your piles and piles of filthy clothes
I even write your mistress notes
Ich werde alles fur dich tun.
Ein Wort und es wird getan sein
Du bist mein Herrscher,fur immer.
Der Eine,fur immer
Yes go on,laze all day,read a book,or play.
Just keep sighing at your garden flowers,
And gaze at your shoes for hours and hours.
Dying relativesm,you neglect them all!
I dust off your littered sentiments,
While I have to sigh your documents!
Ich werde alles fur dich tun.
Ein Wort und es wird getan sein
Du bist mein Herrscher,fur immer
Der Eine,fur immer
You don"t care about anything at all
No the Apathy,oh the apathy,
No the Apathy,oh the apathy
That is why I worship you my lord,
You are all that I adore
CHITTERCHAT
It"s not her fault all the secrest
She has been told have to be let out
Is sets her right
And all she wanted to do is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and gossip yeah
It"s not her fault all the juicy
Stories that she hears need to be known
O don"t ther know
And all she wanted to do is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and gossip yeah
Arranged by David Palmer
PLOTTING REVENGE
I"m plotting revenge against my boss
Maybe it"ll happen it"ll happen sometime
I know when he leaves for work
Yes I know where he drops off his shirts
But he doesn"t know
No he doesn"t know
No he doesn"t know
That I know all this!
I"m plotting revenge against my neighbor
Maybe it"ll happen it"ll happen sometime
He complains that my dog"s tooloud
Says he"ll call the cops, he screams and shouts
But he doesn"t know
No he doesn"t know
No he doesn"t know
That I don"t like that!
I"m plotting revenge against myself
Maybe it"Ll happen it"ll happen sometime
Plotted against everyone I know
The last on the list, is me, oh no!
But I don"t know
No I don"t know
No I don"t know
That it must be done!
THE FOOL
This is a tale from so long ago,
forgotten by all but the wind.
"l,ll be good to you," she recalls.
He stayed awl"ule, but come one dawn,
nowhere was he found.
Still each everyday, she only waits;
her love grows
like a flame
The nightingales sang...
"Dear, she is such a fool!
He"s left for good, for a lovely youth,
but this she never knew."
And with the years, she"d withered and faded,
but his shadow"d never crest the hill.
"l,ll be good to you," he"d said.
She never spoke, but sometimes
she"dlook to the distance for hours
Then she"d go home, but by now
her love is a sea
of fire
The nightingales sang...
"Love, eternallove!
Only she knows, but truer than the sun.
Love, eternallove!"
Arranged by Fosepb manning Fr.
ONLY CHILD
There"s something that I see that I
Really, really want
And I"Ll take it without telling
Anyone
But that"s ok cause I"m an only child
I"ve been spoiled cause I"m alonely child
And then I"m all alone
And then I"m broke
Please don"t take away what I"ve got
Please don"t take away what I"ve got
O no
My mother dear and father dear
They must compensate
For the loneliness they think I must
Endure all day
See that"s ok cause I"m an only child
I"ve been spoiled cause I"m a lonely child
And then I"m all alone
And then I"m broke
Please don"t take away what I"ve got
Please don"t take away what I"ve got
O no
You feelso bad
Thatl can manipulate
You two into doing
Just about anything
Just about anything
Just about anything I say!
Ifthey don"t give me what I want
Then I start to cry
Then they"ll give me toys and candy
As pathetic bribc
See that"s ok cause I"m an only child
I"ve been spoiled cause I"m a lonely child
Yes that"s ok, see, that"s ok!
I"ve been spoiled for I"m a lonely child...
You Feel so bad
That I can manipulate
You two into doing
Just about anything
Just about anything
Just about anythingl say!
WE JUST WON"T KNOW
I understand
perfectly well
howlonelylam
This wiLl never change
and my dog knows
when he looks in my eyes
I"ve never been sure ofwhat I am feeling
No I"ve never been sure ofwhat I am feeling
Because you didn"t
Well it got rne thinking
Where do we go?
Well we just won"t know
THE BUG
Now that we"ve bugged your phone
We hear even your dialtone
We hear your every word
You didn"t know could be heard
We know aLl about your moves
We know aLl about your plans
Yes I"ll get all your votes
This is my second chance
Now that I"m getting scared
What i***et found out
What am l supposed to do?
Maybe they"ve done the same
They"re set to wreck my campaign
These narrow-minded fools
It"s for the greater good!
They"ll do all that it takes
To have me be replaced
There"s no one else stepping in
No I"Il never let them win
I BLAME IT ON YOU
You"re all that I wanted,the only child
You still would be,had I not known
What did you say,that made me this way
The way you felt,it can"t be helped
Then what did you do,that made it untrue
What did you do?
I blame it on you
Arranged by Roger Fosepb manning Fr.
THE CHICKEN CIRCUS
Arranged by Roger Fosepb manning Fr.
CHITTERCHAT (REPRISE)
It"s not her fault all the secrest
She has been told have to be let out
Is sets her right
And all she wanted to do is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and gossip yeah
It"s not her fault all the juicy
Stories that she hears need to be known
O don"t ther know
And all she wanted to do is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and chitterchat is to
Chitterchat and gossip yeah
THE REVENGE OF THE FARM ANIMALS
Everyaay we toil and ache,
And what is ours he robs he takes
And ifthe man pines for a roast
Then say goodbye and watch him go
(Because you"re toast)
And we cried
"The way things are around here must be change"
And we screamed
"He must leave and then we"ll have our peace."
Sometimes when he caLls and says,
"Here,little laddie."
We know the poor feLlow"s gone for good.
So we raUied up allthe hens we knew,
Cows, and pigs, and ducks, too.
"Listen now for we must plan A way to rid us ofthe Man."
And we cried
"No we"ll never stand for this injustice."
And we screamed
"We,ll never be the dinner ofman."
A feeling ofuneasiness begins to settle all around
We hold our breath for the day has come
So everyone marched ferociously
FIoofto hoof, wing to wing
And while the man screamed and plead
With one swift stroke, "Offwith his head!"
"Offwent his head."
And we cried
"From this day forth we shall be at ease!"
And we screamed
"From this day forth we shall be free!"
Arranged by Timotby Williams
Orcbestrated by Timothy Williams and Drew Krassowski
Conducted by Timothy Williams
Solo Violin:Mark Robertson
Solo Cello:Vanessa Freebairn-Smitb
THE ADVENTURE COMES TO AN END
The boy in the barn,
he wakes up every morning
To the sound ofthe music,
and their laughing and screaming
When he dances the chickens and the cows
Start hopping all around him, around him
and they"re laughing and screaming
But this had outraged the farmer
Who had decided to let the boy stay
The noise that they made,oh the noise that they made
It kept him wide awake,yes it kept him wide awake
He prances he dances
He prowls he howls
Theylaugh and cry andjoinin
They join in
And they"re laughing and screaming
This cacophony wa.kes up the angry farmer
W ho was snoring, oh sleeping, oh snoring
He went out the house
Still in his nightgown
He shot the boy to the ground
You can hear all ofthe animals
Screaming allaround
Screaming all around
The boy in the barn,
he wakes up every morning
To the sound ofthe music,
and theirlaughing and screaming