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masturbate 英["mæstəbeɪt] 美[ˈmæstɚˌbet] v. （对…）进行手淫 第三人称单数:masturbates;过去分词:masturbated;现在分词:masturb... [例句]The world knows men masturbate.全世界都知道男人自慰。如果您认可我的答案，请采纳。您的采纳，是我答题的动力，O(∩_∩)O谢谢

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masturbation英[ˌmæstə"beɪʃn]美[ˌmæstɚˈbeʃən]n. 手淫，自淫; 自渎;[网络] 手淫; 自慰; 恣慰;[例句]Masturbation is not a good thing when one shoots blanks repeatedly.这是华航启航不久时的东西。大家回顾一下。[其他] 形近词： masturbating bioturbation perturbation

masturbate 英[ˈmæstəbeɪt] 美[ˈmæstərbeɪt] v. （对…） 进行手淫; [网络] 手淫; [例句]Many females can also masturbate by crossing their legs or pressing them together while moving rhythmically back and forth.许多女性也可能通过交叉双腿或当有节奏地前后运动时压迫双腿来自娱。[其他] 第三人称单数：masturbates 现在分词：masturbating 过去式：masturbated过去分词：masturbated 如有帮助请采纳，如对本题有疑问可追问，Good luck!

masturbatingv.（对…）进行手淫( masturbate的现在分词 ); 双语例句 Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She"s sending me to bible camp.今天，我那笃信教的祖母正巧碰到我在ZW.她准备把我送到圣经夏令营里去。

自慰。突然想到去年非常流行的一个词，是masturbate和date的混合，表示那些单身狗自己去看电影，或参加其他情侣活动的行为。masturdate

　　导语：千年之后，地球陷入毁灭危机。以凯德·伊格尔、艾德蒙·伯顿爵士、伊莎贝拉为首的人类反抗小组，与汽车人联手反击霸天虎在内的入侵者。一边是以凯德·伊格尔为主的人类，将与恐龙金刚一起面对即将到来的新威胁;另一边是擎天柱在太空中搜寻其统治者“五面怪”，也是它派赏金猎人“禁闭”四处搜捕领袖，而擎天柱将在途中遭遇超级反派“宇宙大帝”。一场史诗浩劫彻底将地球变成了战场。 　　变形金刚1 　　My name is the Optimus Prime. 　　我是擎天柱。 　　Autobots, Transform and Roll Out. 　　汽车人!变形!出发! 　　One shall stand and one shall fall. 　　不是你死就是我亡。 　　More than meets the eye. 　　并非徒有其表。 　　A driver don"t pick the car. The car‘ll pick the driver. 　　不是人挑选车，而是车挑选人。 　　Do not test me. 　　别惹我。 　　Fifty years from now, when you"re looking back at you life,don‘t you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car. 　　50年以后，当你回想起今天，你难道不会后悔你没有勇气上这辆车吗? 　　Okay, I wanna tell you about a dream. A boy"s dream. And a man‘s promise to that boy. He looked at me in the eye. He said, “Son, I"m gonna buy you a car.”But I want you to bring me $2,000 and three As.“ Okay I got the 2,000 and I got two As.Okay Here‘s the dream. Your B-. Dream gone. Kaput. Sir, just ask yourself, what would Jesus do. 　　我要告诉你一个梦想,一个男孩的梦想。一个男人答应那个男孩，他看着我的眼睛说:“儿子,我会给你买一辆车” “但是你需要给我2000美元和3个 A “ 我已经有了2000美元和2个A ，这是我的梦想,如果你给B-,梦想破灭了.先生,扪心自问,如果是上帝,他会怎么做。 　　Before time began, there was the Cube, we know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony, but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil, and so began the war, a war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home, searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called earth. 　　在时间创生之前，就有了立方体。我们不知道它来自何方，但它有创造世界万物的力量。我们民族就是这样诞生的。有一段时间，我们和睦相处。但就像所有强大的民族，有的想用它行善，有的想用它作恶。战争就这样爆发了。我们的星球资源殆尽，被死亡吞没。立方体则失落在茫茫宇宙。我们分散在银河系四处寻找，希望找到它以重建家园。我们搜寻每一个星球，每一个世界。正在我们所有希望都将泯灭之际，我们被一个有关新发现的信息带到了一个未知的星球——地球。但我们已经太晚了。 　　With the All spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there"s more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: we are here, we are waiting. 　　因为火种源消失了我们无法恢复我们星球的生命留在这个世界里褪色，休养，一个新的世界，叫做，家!我们和这里的人民生活在一起，隐藏在变形态下，也在密密的守护着，等待着，保护着，我目睹了他们无畏的勇气，尽管这里一样有战争，跟我们一样，眼见，并不一定为凭!我是擎天柱，相星际间所有流亡的博派人发出此讯息，我们在这里，等你们! 　　your days are numbered now,decepti-creeps. 　　你们活不了多久了，霸天虎小子。 　　welcome, laserbeak. unlike some of my other warriors you never fail me. 　　欢迎回来，激光鸟。不像我的某些部下，你从来不让我失望。 　　die,autobots! 　　去死吧，汽车人! 　　no! such heroic nonsense. 　　不!多么英雄的垂死挣扎啊。 　　huh, not bad for an old-timer.“old-timer”that‘s something you"ll never be if you don‘t get back to the city. 　　不错啊，老家伙。老家伙如果你不赶快回到汽车人堡垒，你就永远也成不了老家伙了。 　　springer, you and arcee transform autobot city. perceptor, tell blaster to radio prime for reinforcements. 　　弹簧，你和阿尔茜操纵汽车人城堡变形。感知器，让录音机向大哥求援。 　　变形金刚2：堕落者的复仇 　　like it or not ,we are allies now against a commn foe. 　　不管你是否愿意,我们现在是同盟,有共同的敌人. 　　sweeps,terminate him! 　　扫荡队,干掉他! 　　Megatron must be stoped ,no matter the cost! 　　必须组止威震天,不惜代价! 　　Huh,not bad for an old-timer! 　　不错啊,老家伙! 　　One shall stand ,one shall fall. 　　不是你死就是我忘. 　　No more ,Optimus Prime !Grant me mercy,I beg of you ! 　　不要,擎天柱,仁慈一点,我求你! 　　Till all are one !Till all are one!Till all are one! 　　万众一心!万众一心!万众一心! 　　Long live Galvatron! 　　惊破天万岁! 　　No sacrifice,no victory! 　　没有牺牲,哪有胜利! 　　Okay.Might be a pop quiz tomorrow.Might not. 　　也许明天会有考试,也许不会 　　I think there"s a lot more than meets the eye with you. 　　我觉得对于你来说眼见不一定为实. 　　Also,sir,have you heard about our premium plus world-service gold package? 　　还有,先生,您听说过我们的"至尊全球服务"超值套餐吗? 　　Are you username LadiesMan217?Where is eBay item 21153? 　　你的帐号是不是"万人迷先生217"?你在易趣拍卖的21153物品在哪? 　　Any more questions you want to ask? 　　还有什么要问吗? 　　Fifty years from now,when you"re looking back at your life,don"t you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car? 　　五十年后,当你回望今生,你想后悔没胆上这辆车吗? 　　Are you Samuel james Witwicky,descendent of Archibald Witwicky? 　　你是不是山姆·詹姆斯·维特维奇,阿齐伯尔德·维特维奇的后代? 　　My name is Optimus prime. 　　我叫擎天柱. 　　You are so defensive! Were you masturbating? 　　你怎么这么激动,你在**吗? 　　the microchip,lasers,spaceflight,cars,all reverse-engineered by studying him. 　　微芯片、激光、航天、汽车... 都是对它进行逆向工程所学到的 　　You got to take me to my car,He"s gonna know what to do with the Cube. 　　你必须带我去找我的车,他知道怎么处理能量体 　　Hey.you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid"s Camaro? That"s cool. 　　嘿,你想把世界的命运交给这小子的车? 那好吧. 　　I smell you,boy! 　　我闻到你的气味了,臭小子! 　　No sacrifice,no victory. 　　没有付出,就没有胜利. 　　At the end of this bay,one shall stand,one shall fall. 　　决战结束时,胜者会屹立,败者会倒下. 　　You left me no choice,brother. 　　你逼得我别无选择,老兄 　　We are here,We are waiting. 　　我们在这里,我们在等待 　　变形金刚3：月黑之时 　　prime did it,he turned the tide. 　　是因为大哥，他力挽狂澜。 　　do not grieve.soon i shall beone with thematrix. 　　不要伤心，很快我就会成为领导模块中的一员。 　　but one day an autobot shall rise from our ranks and use the power of the matrixto light...our darkest hour.until that day...till all are one... 　　总有一天，会有一个人从我们的队伍中成长起来，启动领导模块的力量……照亮我们最黑暗的时刻。总有一天……万众一心…… 　　nobody summons megatron. then it pleases me to be the first. 　　没人能召唤我威震天。那么很高兴我是第一个。 　　first we crack the shell,then we crack the nuts inside! 　　首先我们砸碎外壳，然后我们砸碎里面的坚果。 　　unh! hey, i wasn"t worried for a microsecond. 　　我连一微秒都没害怕过。 　　constructicons,merge for the kill! 　　挖地虎，组合，开始屠杀吧! 　　me, grimlock, love challenge! 　　我，钢索，喜欢挑战。 　　megatron must be stopped...no matter the cost 　　必须不惜一切代价阻止威震天。 　　one shall stand, one shall fall. 　　不是你死，就是我亡。 　　absolutely positively definitely. nobody can get the job done faster than i can. 　　nobody! 毫无疑问绝对肯定，没人能比我干这活更快，没人能。 　　absolutely positively definitely. 　　就像与某人的“确定一定以及肯定”一样让人记忆犹新。 　　i would‘ve waited an eternity for this it"s over, prime 　　我一直在等待这一天，你完了，擎天柱。 　　how do you feel,mighty megatron 　　你现在感觉怎样“伟大” 　　don‘t leave me,soundwave. as you command,megatron. 　　不要丢下我，声波。遵命，威震天。 　　destiny!you cannot...destroy...my...destiny! 　　命运，你不能破坏我的命运。 　　my fellow decepticons,as your new leader, i... who disrupts my coronation! “coronation”, starscreamthis is bad comedy. megatron is that you here"s a hint! 　　我的霸天虎兄弟们，作为你们的新首领，我……谁打断了我的加冕仪式 “加冕仪式”，红蜘蛛，真是一个蹩脚的喜剧。 是你吗威震天 给你个提示。 　　i, galvatron, will crush you just as megatron crushed prime! and you‘ll die trying,just like megatron. 　　我，惊破天，要把你砸烂，就像威震天砸烂擎天柱一样!那你会死得很惨，就像威震天一样! 　　like it or not, we are allies now against a common foe. 　　你愿不愿意，我们现在是同盟，我们有共同的敌人。惊破天也会说这些 　　变形金刚4：灭绝时代 　　Galvatron：Autobots,Decepticons.Like littlechildren,always fighting.Making a mess out of theuniverse.Then I"ve got to clean it up. 　　惊破天：汽车人和霸天虎都像小孩子一样闹，闹得整个宇宙都不得安宁，最后还得由我来收拾烂摊子。 　　Galvatron：I warn you,Mr.Attinger of earth,analliance is a contract,and contracts likehumans,expire. 　　惊破天：我警告你地球人艾汀杰先生，同盟关系是一种契约，它和人类的"契约如出一辙，都会失效。 　　Attinger：On this planet,we have a saying."Theenemy of my enemy is my friend." 　　艾汀杰：在地球上有句谚语“敌人的敌人就是朋友”。 　　Galvatron：I also have a saying."I don"t care." 　　惊破天：我也有个口头禅，管我屁事。 　　Crosshairs：Every galaxy I"ve traveled,all youspecies are the same.You all think you"re the centerof the universe.You have no idea. 　　准线：不管在哪个星球，你们这物种都是一个德行，你们自大的总是以为自己是宇宙的主宰，你们太无知了。 　　Optimus：Humans have asked us to play by theirrules.Well,the rules have just changed.Humansbeings,bunch of backstabbing weasels. 　　擎天柱：人类要求我们遵守他们的游戏规则，但现在规则变了，人类只会在我们背后插刀。 　　Crosshairs：Hound,find your inner compass.Loyaltyis but a flower in the winds of fear and temptation. 　　准线：探长，你要坚守是非观，面对恐惧和诱惑，忠诚只是一朵脆弱的小花而已。 　　Hound：What the hell are you saying? 　　探长：你在扯什么? 　　Crosshairs：It"s a haiku. 　　准线：这是个俳句。 　　Hound：Cut the crap before I drop a grenade down your throat。 　　探长：少废话，否则你的喉咙就要吃炸弹了。 　　Optimus：Defend this family,autobots,as theyhave you.Defend all they can be.There are mysteriesto the universe we were never meant to solve.Butwho we are and why we are here are not amongthem.Those answers we carry inside.I am optimusprime and this message is to my creators：Leaveplanet earth alone.Because I"m coming for you. 　　擎天柱：汽车人，请好好守护这一家人，就像他们守护你们一样，守护他们的未来。宇宙中有许多谜团是我们永远无法解开的，但我们的身份以及存在的原因并非无法解答，这些答案就在我们的躯体之中，我是擎天柱，我要向我的造物主们发出一条讯息：请不要找地球的麻烦，否则我回来一定不放过你们。

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“潮湿的小面包” 可能就是传说中的男性手淫游戏，在游戏中，参与者围着小面包站成一圈开始手淫，直到精液射到上面。最后一个做到的人必须吧小面包吃了。在澳大利亚同样有这么一个游戏，叫做“潮湿的SAO”，这个游戏被命名在SAO这个品牌流行以后。“潮湿的小面包”这个游戏起源于在19世纪60年代。可能游戏的名字会有些微变化，但游戏的主题并没有变，都旨在丰富流行文化。意图同样的文化还有“Stephen Fry"s The Liar”（骗子Stephen Fry），“the German movie Crazy”(德国电影<疯狂>)，“Adam Green"s song "Mozzarella Swastikas"（Adam Green的歌"Mozzarella Swastikas"）”和“Skinless"s song "Scum Cookie". （Skinless的歌“饼干渣”）”。 同样还有2009年的电视剧Skin和第一部情景喜剧中的第二集《Horne 和 Corden》，还有2007年的网络电视剧《Dorm Life and in the song Sick 2 Def by Plan B》

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But Sicily Island still is that a slice would rather draw in the smoke of gunpowder that the all the world is all shrouded in two war in 1941, hometown exactly being boy Leinatuo here. He is same as all 13-year-old children , innocent , happy , discontented, be full of fantasy to life. Have finally come across woman Mei Lin Na who changes his life forever one day. This beautiful widow orders all men to be fascinated , all women of order also are jealous of. Have entered a life new field because of her , the boy, ... "While I am only thirteen-year-old, that day of spring powder in 1941 , my first time have seen her, ... That a day , Mussolini have declared war against UK-France, but I, have got the first bicycles inside the life". She, has been getting rich being sprinkling wave shape elegance black and bright , has been having the most stylish fillibeg and silk stockings on , has been treading the high-heeled shoes being full of erotic feeling being lured , has been arriving in upper peaceful Sicily Island sunlight small town. Cause person to focus attention upon, her every act , draws the person daydream, her every twinkle and smile all teaches man being fascinated , the woman envies be jealous of. Malian Na , image goddess sort, Heaven paradise having conquered this seashore. The thirteen-year-old Leinaduo drop into whirlpool raised by Malian Na a year only also can"t help among, he follows not only other age bigger teen-agers are riding a bicycle together, each corners shuttling back and forth in the small town , seducing others graceful bearing to grow local manners and feelings with ten thousand , to become her ignorant young attendant quietly , to follow the life supervising , peeping at her very closely associated with each other being searching for Malian Na. Her beautiful figure flickering , music that she listens to , her clothing and other articales of daily use next to the skin, ... Become the teenager that this is submerged by hormone, true , the finest erotic feeling fantasy, ... But, permeate Leinaduo"s eye, we she has become a widow in having also seen Malian Na have dropped into the more and more Cimmerian unfavourable situation,but in townsfolk" eyes, she has also become the hundred-percent force compared to flood , have brought about lust , jealous and angry, one share is mingled with but erotic feeling and indignant storm , the book beginning to raid this even is never war small town invading and harassing. Malian Na has been sunk into depravity step by step , father has been broken off relation , the court has been given to and, have lost all property more, she has to repay man human body giving him food , this can be used to Malian Na life-long and unfaltering devotion Leinaduo anger and give up all hope as well even having become the open prostitute,circumstance , his dusk thinking that he and people see Malian Na together receive guest die over , father knows his state of mind lets him choose a woman in order to being to take him to have arrived at a brothel, He has finally composed in reply fantasy innumerable time of Malian Na have made love. But the anger women Malian Na violence has been beaten and have driven out of Sicily in Sicily encroachment having also accepted war , chaos caused by war,her unexpectedly alive be back of husband but the disloyalty waiting for him but being a wife having died during the war, Leinaduo finally gives him a letter to inform him"s of Malian Na to his always loyal and steadfast. He has found back self wife , people has accepted her also once again , Sicily has returned to a slice gentle middle.

http://tieba.baidu.com/f?kz=192909933贴把里的,我看过了,应该 可以的另外,这个网址也不错啊,是中英对译的http://www.coderll.cn/Article/Seven/200801/84.html

<生活大爆炸>（英文：The Big Bang Theory 简称：TBBT）是由马克·森卓斯基执导，查克·罗瑞、比尔·布拉迪编剧，吉姆·帕森斯、约翰尼·盖尔克奇、卡蕾·措科、西蒙·赫尔伯格、昆瑙·内亚等共同主演的美国情景喜剧。最早是于2007年在哥伦比亚广播公司（CBS）播出。2007年，那时候刚毕业两年。记得从大一的时候就开始追美剧，如<橘子群男孩><越狱>。后一年的<生活大爆炸>引入国内时，身边的会英文的好友推荐给我，当时她看的还是无字幕的，不会英文的我总是无法找到笑点。我最喜爱的演员 谢耳朵<生活大爆炸>已经更新到第十季了，如题呢，我来分享剧中的经典台词。PS：谢耳朵说起情话来，恐怕好多自称撩妹/汉高手都自愧不如！I was living like half a man.Then I couldn"t love, but now I can. I love the way you soften my life.从前的我灵魂从未完整，从前的我不会爱，现在的我已会爱。我让我的心变得柔软，我爱你。I really did think you looked pretty. So much so that I started to panic.我真心觉得你今天很美，惊艳到让我开始恐慌。There"s no denying I have feelings for you that can"t be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain paraite.But that seems more farfetched. The only conclusion was love.我对你有不可否认又无法用其他途径解释的好感。我曾以为自己脑子里长了寄生虫，但那个理由更牵强。唯一的结论是，这就是爱。When I look in your eyes and you"re looking back in mine, everything feels quite normal, because I feel stronger and weaker at the same time. I feel excited and, at the same time, terrified. The truth is,I don"t know what I feel, except I know what kind of man I want to be.当我看着你的眼睛，你也回望着我的眼睛时，一切变得不太一样了。因为我感到自己在这一刻变得既坚强又脆弱，既兴奋又害怕。事实上，我也不知道我到底是怎么想的，除了一点......我清楚的知道自己想成为什么样的一个男人。Amy, there was a song I couldn"t get out of my head. Eventually, I realized the song was about you, and like that earworm, I can"t get you out of my head. So ,what I"m trying to say is, you"re my heartworm.艾米，有首歌在我脑里挥之不去，最后我意识到这都是因为你。就像那段旋律一样，你一直萦绕在我心。我要说的是，你是我心里抹不掉的旋律（心虫）。Yeah, if I"m going to a barren, lifeless environment, where the chances of survival are slim to none, I wish you there with me.如果我要前往一个贫瘠无生命生存几率近乎于零的地方，我希望你在我身旁。All relationships are diffcult. My point is, we"re a couple. I like you for who you are. Quirks and all.所有感情都不是一帆风顺的。我想说，我们是情侣。我喜欢的是真实的你，怪异什么的我都接受。I blame you. You distract me. I"ve been distracted me since the moment I met you.这都怪你，你让我分心。从见到你的那一刻你就一直让我分心。In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm,冬天的时候，这个地方离电暖器最近，很暖和，and yet not so close as to cause perspiration;也不会很热到直流汗。in the summer, it"s directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there, and there.夏天的时候，这里又刚好可以吹过堂风，是来自这扇窗户和那扇的。It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation,而且坐这里看电视的角度，可以直接看，又不会影响谈话，nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.不会太远，不至于造成脖子过分扭曲。I could go on, but I think I"ve made my point.我可以继续，我想我已经说明白了。Well, today we tried masturbating for money.嗯，今天我们尝试手淫是为了钱。Ah gravity, thou are a heartless bitch.啊，地心引力，你是一个无情无义的婊子。I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble Telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.听着，我认为你能跟Penny做爱的几率跟哈勃太空望远镜发现在每个黑洞中央都有个小人在用闪光灯寻找断路器的几率一样大。I thought she was a highly evolved creature of pure intellect, like me. But recent events indicate that she may be a slave to her baser urges.我以为她是个高度进化的纯高智商物种，就像我。而最近的事件表明她也许不过是个屈服于低级欲望的生物。If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield.如果胡来才是正确的方法的话，那我闭嘴。Howard: You know, I"m really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.Sheldon: Why?Howard: Once you"re fluent, you"ll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.霍华德：话说，你终于要学普通话了我还真高兴。谢耳朵：为嘛？霍华德：等你说顺溜了，有十多亿中国人民等着你去烦，你就不用来烦我了。They say at the end of your life, you regret the stuff you didn"t do more than the stuff that you did.别人都说，人到了暮年，比起自己干过的事，会更后悔没有干过一些事情。Well, you can"t force things.有些事情是强求不来的。One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.大家都是因为伤心才哭嘛。比方我吧，我总为别人太傻哭，因为人家愚蠢搞得我很伤心。Bazinga!逗你玩儿！Smart is the new sexy.聪明即是性感。Little warning before you jump into this marriage business: you are not just marrying him, you are marrying his family.在你跳进婚姻这个大坑前，姐先嘱咐你两句：你嫁的不光是他这个人，还有他的家庭。The need to find another human being to share one"s life with,has always puzzled me.Maybe because I"m so interesting all by myself with that being said.May you find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own.人穷尽一生追寻另一个人类，共度一生的事，我一直无法理解。或许我自己太有意思，无需他人陪伴，所以，我祝你们在对方身上得到的快乐，与我给自己的一样多。

Airplane Mode - Ty Dolla $ignSo much kush in my system damnI can"t rememberWhat her motherfucking name wasSo many bitches mad at me right nowCause I won"t give them a shoulder to lean onThese days gotta keep my phone on airplaneMode to dodge these hoesThese days got a nigga walking aroundWith two phones to dodge these hoesI just rolled a joint with a glass tipShe been masturbating with the plasticTold that pussy thatShe about to get her ass kickedMolly made me fuck herEven though she averageTake a puff take another hold it inBlow it out pull it outPut it in her mouthThen I choke her outTell your nigga knock it of mind his businessDon"t get involvedHe don"t want no problemsBut ain"t no pussy good enoughTo get broke while I"m in itI"ll be back in a minuteThese hoes try to drain every ounce ofEnergy up out your bodyOh these days these daysThese days gotta keep my phone on airplaneMode to dodge these hoesThese days got a nigga walking aroundWith two phones to dodge these hoesThese days gotta keep my phone on airplaneMode to dodge these hoesThese days got a nigga walking aroundWith two phones to dodge these hoes

be stopped from cutting停止切割双语对照例句:1.The security forces should be stopped from making arbitrary arrests. 警戒部队应该停止任意拘捕克什米尔人。2.Victorian england believed circumcision stopped boys from masturbating. 维多利亚时代的英国人认为割礼能够防止男生自慰。

第二十章作业 Cumcubes。 这个词使你充满害怕吗? 有人注意到你的cum-breath吗? 祝贺你抵达你的20作业。作为一种特殊的治疗,你的新任务就是要卖化妆品的部分的一个大的百货商店。现在,sissygirl开始进行手淫。 也许你应该读所有Ms.安琪的故事的新闻内容页,让你的情绪。 首先,你需要衣柜忠告,你别娘娘腔? 你先巴斯克和一双黑色的长统袜。把你的boyclit和sissyballs与你的一个特殊的长统袜。不要穿裤子。这样的话,你会更突出,但不胀,你在你的风险是湿的标记为你的boyclit变得光滑裤和pre-cum。穿上你的衬衫和长裤按色泽深浅排列娘娘腔。 你boyclit车会可见约束? 你担心你的巴斯克人很明显吗? 如果是这样的话,你可以从你的女士穿夹克的诉讼中越高。像往常一样穿着香水和珠宝。穿拖鞋。在你的指甲磨穿指引。不化妆。你不需要做… 去一个大百货公司。做一些电路的化妆区域。谁是祭化妆游行。选择你想穿的最性感的化妆。他们总是浓妆艳抹的,但有些看起来要比别人。 恭维她的化妆。 告诉她你希望能够复制方式,她已经做完了她的眼睛(或嘴唇,如果你喜欢)。 她问什么产品。 现在,她已经发现(尤其是如果你的婆婆妈妈说),她可能会出现在这已经猜到了,如果她亲切,她可能提供证明在你的脸上。 如果不是,建议她可以这么做。 如果她拒绝,感谢她inconveniencing她道歉,并试着另一家商店。 否则,你的屁股她婆婆妈妈栖凳子和准备的刺激了由一个愿意在公共场合女性。感谢她。她建议购买一切。戴上你的美丽,新的使自高自大,当你去结帐支付你的化妆品。 电子邮件车站跟所有的屈辱细节的情妇,你可以看到你的报告发表在这个地点上。

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七宗罪的英文精彩对白John Doe: It"s more comfortable for you to label me as insane. David Mills: It"s VERY comfortable. David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people. John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you"d point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn"t be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets! David Mills: Murderers? John Doe: A woman... David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself? John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn"t bear to go on living if she couldn"t be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let"s not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that"s the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it"s common, it"s trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I"m setting the example. What I"ve done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever. William Somerset: If you kill him, He wins. David Mills: Do you like what you do for a living? These things you see? Man in Massage Parlour Booth: No, I don"t. But that"s life. William Somerset: [to Tracy] Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable. Just ask your husband. David Mills: Very true. Very, very true. David Mills: Yeah, a landlord"s dream: a paralyzed tenant with no tongue. William Somerset: Who pays the rent on time. William Somerset: I just don"t think I can continue to live in a place that embraces and nurtures apathy as if it was virtue. David Mills: You"re no different. You"re no better. William Somerset: 161 I didn"t say I was different or better. I"m not. Hell, I sympathize; I sympathize completely. Apathy is the solution. I mean, it"s easier to lose yourself in drugs than it is to cope with life. It"s easier to steal what you want than it is to earn it. It"s easier to beat a child than it is to raise it. Hell, love costs: it takes effort and work. fb5 David Mills: Fuckin" Dante... poetry-writing faggot! Piece of shit, motherfucker! Dr. Beardsley: He"s experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I"ve encountered, give or take, and he still has Hell to look forward to. John Doe: Realize detective, the only reason that I"m here right now is that I wanted to be. David Mills: No, no, we would have got you eventually. John Doe: Oh really? So, what were you doing? Biding your time? Toying with me? Allowing five innocent people to die until you felt like springing your trap? Tell me, what was the indisputable evidence you were going to use on me right before I walked up to you and put my hands in the air? John Doe: What sick ridiculous puppets we are / and what gross little stage we dance on / What fun we have dancing and fucking / Not a care in the world / Not knowing that we are nothing / We are not what was intended. John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can"t just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you"ll notice you"ve got their strict attention. William Somerset: This guy"s methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient. David Mills: He"s a nut-bag! Just because the fucker"s got a library card doesn"t make him Yoda! [first lines] Police Captain: Neighbors heard them screaming at each other, like for two hours, and it was nothing new. Then they heard the gun go off, both barrels. Crime of passion. William Somerset: Yea, just look at all the passion on that wall. William Somerset: It"s impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions. David Mills: C"mon, he"s insane. Look. Right now he"s probably dancing around in his grandma"s panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter. David Mills: I don"t think you"re quitting because you believe these things you say. I don"t. I think you want to believe them, because you"re quitting. And you want me to agree with you, and you want me to say, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. You"re right. It"s all fucked up. It"s a fucking mess. We should all go live in a fucking log cabin." But I won"t. I don"t agree with you. I do not. I can"t. William Somerset: This isn"t going to have a happy ending. David Mills: You"re no messiah. You"re a movie of the week. You"re a fucking t-shirt, at best. David Mills: I"ve been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you"re insane? Maybe you"re just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that? 46 [William Somerset looks at an object in the road] fcb David Mills: What do you got? William Somerset: Dead dog. John Doe: I didn"t do that. [last lines] William Somerset: Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part. William Somerset: Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "the world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part John Doe: It seems that envy is my sin. David Mills: Honestly, have you ever seen anything like this? William Somerset: No. John Doe: Become vengeance, David. Become wrath. William Somerset: If we catch John Doe and he turns out to be the devil, I mean if he"s Satan himself, that might live up to our expectations, but he"s not the devil. He"s just a man. William Somerset: [Reading from one of John Doe"s journals] On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn"t notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn"t stop laughing. John Doe: Don"t ask me to pity those people. I don"t mourn them any more than I do the thousands that died at Sodom and Gomorrah. William Somerset: Is that to say, John, that what you were doing was God"s good work? John Doe: The Lord works in mysterious ways. William Somerset: If John Doe"s head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it. California: Somebody call somebody. David Mills: Get out of the FUCKING HALL, police! David Mills: He"s fuckin" with us! [Mills bends over a desk] David Mills: See this? This is us. William Somerset: Did the kid see it? Detective Taylor: What? William Somerset: The kid Detective Taylor: What the fuck sort of question is that? You know, we"re all going to be really glad when we get rid of you, Somerset. It"s always these questions with you. "Did the kid see it?" Who gives a fuck? He"s dead, his wife killed him. Anything else has nothing to do with us. David Mills: You"ve read my files, right? You"ve seen the things I"ve done? William Somerset: No William Somerset: 51 I meant to ask you something before, when we spoke on the phone: Why here? fed David Mills: I don"t follow William Somerset: Why all the effort to get transferred? It"s the first question that popped into my head David Mills: I guess the same reasons as you. The same reasons you had before you decided to quit, yeah? William Somerset: Y... You just met me David Mills: Maybe I"m not understanding the question William Somerset: Very simple. You actually fought to get re-assigned here. I"ve just never seen it done that way before. David Mills: Now, I wasn"t standing around guarding the taco-bell, alright? I worked homicide for five years. William Somerset: Not here David Mills: I understand that. William Somerset: Well, over the next seven days, Detective, you"ll do me the favour of remembering that. Police Captain: [to Mills] What do you think? David Mills: I"m in. Mark Swarr: It has to be both of you. William Somerset: If he were to claim insanity, this conversation is admissable. The fact that he"s blackmailing us with his plea... Mark Swarr: And my client reminds you, two more are dead. The press would have a field day if they found out the police didn"t seem too concerned about finding them... giving them a proper burial William Somerset: If there really are two more dead. Mark Swarr: My client says there are two more bodies... two more victims, hidden away. He will take Detectives Mills and Somerset to these bodies, but only Detectives Mills and Somerset. Only at six o"clock today. David Mills: Why us? Mark Swarr: He says he admires you. David Mills: How is it working for a scumbug like this? You proud of yourself? Police Captain: Ease back, Mills. Mark Swarr: I"m required by law to serve my clients to the best of my ability, and to serve their best interests. David Mills: I seem to remember us knocking on your door. John Doe: Oh, that"s right. And I seem to remember breaking your face. Police Captain: [answering phone that interrupted his conversation] This is not even my desk! [hangs up] William Somerset: [as SWAT prepare to breach and clear] They love this. William Somerset: [discovering what"s inside the package] California, tell your people to stay away. Stay away now, don"t - don"t come in here. Whatever you hear, stay away! John Doe has the upper hand! David Mills: What"s in the box? 29 California fbc : [to Victor] You got what you deserved. William Somerset: We"ll just talk to him. David Mills: Uh huh. Yeah. Excuse me, sir. Are you, by any chance, a serial killer? Okay. William Somerset: You do the talking. Put that silver tongue of yours to work. David Mills: Have you been talking to my wife? [picks up the phone] David Mills: Hello? John Doe: I admire you. I don"t know how you found me, but imagine my surprise. I respect you law enforcement agents more everyday. David Mills: Well, I appreciate that... John. I tell you... John Doe: No, no, you listen, all right? I"ll be readjusting my schedule in light of today"s little... setback. I just had to call and express my admiration. Sorry I had to hurt... one of you, but I really didn"t have a choice, did I? David Mills: Hmm. John Doe: You will accept my apology, won"t you? I feel like saying more, but I don"t want to ruin the surprise. [hangs up] John Doe: [to Mills] Detective. Detective. DETECTIVE! You"re looking for me. Photographer: I got your picture man, I got your picture! David Mills: Oh yeah? Detective Mills, M-I-L-L-S, fuck you! David Mills: How much money do we have left? William Somerset: People don"t want a hero, they want to eat cheeseburgers, play the lotto and watch television. David Mills: [greeting his wife after coming home from work] Hey, loser. Tracy Mills: Hi, idiot. John Doe: I visited your home this morning after you"d left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn"t work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head. Police Captain: You"re retiring, six more days and you"re all the way gone. Crazed Man in Massage Parlour: Get this thing off of me! Get this thing off of me! William Somerset: [after finding out that Detective Mills"s apartment is close to the railway tracks] Just a soothing, relaxing, vibrating home huh? [chuckles to himself] William Somerset: [recovers] I"m sorry. [laughs hysterically, Tracy joins in] John Doe: [about Tracy to Mills] She begged for her life... William Somerset: Shut up! John Doe: She begged for her life and... William Somerset: Shut up! John Doe: 42 She begged for her life and the life of the baby inside her ebf [Somerset punches him] John Doe: Oh... he didn"t know

其实FML的意思是Fuck My Life，翻译成中文就是我操蛋的人生，通俗的说法就是中文的我操。其实起因是因为国外有个类似中国分享秘密的网站，上面都是网友写的自己生活中遇到的糗事或者操蛋的事情。现在给大家精选一些让大家一起乐乐！Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML　　今天，我在邮箱里收到了我的护照。他们把我的生日搞错了。然后我找到了我一起送去申请护照的出生证明。结果我发现我的父母16年来一直在错误的一天给我过生日。FML　　Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML　　今天，我在上课的时候睡觉。我的JJ石更了，而且我穿的是很宽松的裤子。我的老师走了过来一把抓住了我的JJ她以为那是我手机。FML　　Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML　　今天，我听见了我的姐姐在她的房间里面ZW。为了逃出去，我带着狗出去遛了遛。我回来的时候正巧碰见她出来，手里拿的东西是我的电动牙刷。FML　　Today, this really attractive woman that I"ve known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she"ll have sex with me. I"m confined to a wheelchair. FML　　今天，一个我认识了很久的很性感的女人跟我说，如果我能站着和她做，她就和我做。我残疾坐轮椅。FML　　Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name"s not Brittany. That"s his sister. FML　　今天，我在和我的男朋友OOXX。当他要丢了的时候，他突然声嘶力竭地大喊太棒了Brittany！！我的名字不是Brittany.Brittany是他的妹妹。FML　　Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type "virginia" into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for "virgin boy assholes". I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I"m a young guy. FML　　今天，我老板叫我去他的办公室，要给我看一个可能成为我们的商业伙伴的公司的网站。当他在谷歌里面打Virginia这个词的时候，网站把他的搜索自动补完成了他最近才搜索过的词条小处男的菊花。我明天就要和他一起出差。我是个年轻男人。FML　　Today, I asked my boyfriend to come over for dinner because I had some big news. He said he did too, and came over. After stuffing his face full of food, he broke up with me and said he"d re-enlisted into the marines, leaving in two weeks. I was going to tell him i"m 9 weeks pregnant. FML　　今天，我让我男朋友来我家吃饭因为我有个大消息要告诉他。他说他也有个大消息要告诉我。在他吃得差不多的时候，他说要和我分手因为他两个星期以后就要去海军陆战队报道了。我准备告诉他我已经怀孕9个星期了。FML　　Today, I found out that I"m pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML　　今天，我发现我怀孕了。我已经和老公试了很长时间，所以我等不及要把这个好消息告诉他。当我推开他的办公室的门准备给他一个惊喜时，我看到他和一个男的在亲热。FML　　Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She"s thirteen. FMLToday, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML　　今天，我结婚9年的老公告诉我说他是搞基的。他甚至还暗示我说，他和我在一起的时候能硬起来，是因为我长得比较爷们。FML　　Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I"m pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML　　今天，我发现我女儿在模仿很奇怪的、听起来像我老婆在OOXX时发出的声音。当我问她你在干嘛的时候她说我在学我妈咪昨晚的声音。我昨晚出差。FML　　Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML　　今天，我老婆要和我离婚因为她想和她的狐朋狗友们多玩一玩。一年前，我跟着她来到了她老家挪威。我离开了我的朋友，家庭和一份很好的工作，就是为了和她一起住。现在我TMD在一个马场铲马粪。FML　　Today, I got a call from the hospital that my fiance was in the ER. When I arrived at the hospital they told me that he had a heart attack while having sex. FML　　今天，我接到一个电话说我的未婚夫被送进了急救室。当我赶到急救室的时候，他们告诉我说原因是他在和某人OOXX的时候心脏病发作了。FML　　Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she"s looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I"m going to medical school. FML　　今天，我交往了三年的女友离开了我找了个新男友。她的理由是她需要找一个可靠的未来的经济后盾。没错那个哥们确实是有一个卖手机的亭子。但是我就要在医学院就读了。

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What are you going to draw,Mike?I"m going to draw a monster(魔鬼).But what dose a monsterlook like?Nobady knows what a monster look like?They will know when I finish drawing it.

Verse 1 Now I been datin this girl named Katie, she hot as hell And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell And I don"t fall for chickens But this one a little different Body sickening, plus she really good at making breaded chicken got me thinkin she the one man even fully clothed, shawty really fun man get a lotta hos, but none of those come close I swear this the most that I"ve felt so damn exposedddd oh yeah there"s one more thing and I know this shit gonna sound insane but I still haven"t hit it I admit it, I wish I was kidding Never been up inside before Because shes only fucked one guy before and though I really wanna boink this whore she ma sweetie 3.14 so I"m stayin patient, and masturbating, and now ma heart is sorta racing cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating hell yeah, I"m down, i"m bout to go all out I"m gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake But on the way to crib, we pass this kid, and he seem to know who Katie is So I say "who this" and she say dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim" Chorus 1 and I ain"t usually the one to be the jealous type but as I"m lookin at this dude I can"t believe my eyes cuz he"s the best looking guy that I"ve seen in my whole life He"s got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod Man this the closest thing I"ve seen to a Grecian god And now I"m lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick"s been inside her rawww Awww damn Verse 2 Man this is crazy I can"t believe this guy used to fuck ma lady I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti Katie"s huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades And I"m buggin and queasy, this aint okay And then they say, "let"s get drinks" so I say okay Even though I was about to get laid! Man this mafucka look like Ashton Combined wit a lil Hugh Jackman In other words, he"s so damn attractive So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him now I"m in the back wit him, sippin on some yak wit him And he payin for it all, he investment bankin... I"m acting, like i ain"t distracted but I"m reenacting him and Katie bangin and now I"m feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss mid stream, I look left and guess who it is and I had to see, and I was mad discrete and I got on my toes and I took a little peek oh my god becky, look at that cock Chorus 2 And I ain"t usually the one to be the jealous type But as I"m lookin at his dick, I cant believe me eyes Because he"s got the biggest cock that I"ve seen in my whole life And now I"m starin at this dude"s soft dick with a lotta hate Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate And I don"t know if I can date ma girl after tonighttttt Aw damn Verse 3 I don"t know what to do dude"s dick is really huge I didn"t realize a penis could be so smooth I know she"s missin that My penis isn"t that I"m lookin closer I think that his dick has abs Six pack on a dick Now what the fuck is that It"s so long and thick It"s like a punching bag I"m sayin it"s so shaven, head is amazing Got ma dick looking like a raisin Skin tone insane, man he"s hung like saddam hussain, its craazzy What the fuck should I do? He gotta Ruth"s Chris dick, and mine"s a drive thru.... I think it"s time to Tell Katie ma goodbyes Cuz I simply can"t survive After seeing what was in between his thighs So I tell her Chorus 3 that this dude"s gotta dick that I don"t comprehend I had to move ma neck to see it end to end I mean the physics of his dick just don"t make any sense And I think it"s for the best if this comes to an end Because the sex with him must have been the best And I would say let"s just be friends, but I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye then she told me dicky I don"t really know what to say because I dated this dude in second grade so I don"t know about his dick, now let"s go home and get you laiddd and then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped and I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came, I pulled out and nutted all over her left thighhh. Aww damn.现在我是数据输入器这个女孩叫凯蒂,她热得像地狱和她的身体疯狂,阴道剃不闻,我不喜欢鸡但是这一次有些不同身体生病,加上她擅长做面包鸡一个人我thinkin她了即使穿着衣服,美女真的有趣的人许多女人,但没有一次接近我发誓我最感到如此该死的exposedddd哦还有一件事我知道这听起来便会疯狂但是我还没有达到它我承认,我希望我是在开玩笑没有内部因为她只诅咒一个人虽然我真的想波英克这妓女她妈妈亲爱的3.14所以我在病人停留期间,自慰,现在马心可以说是赛车因为她说今晚将是晚上我们做一些人私通布特地狱是的,我下来,我全力以赴我要疯狂的英镑,像一个精致的黑人握手但是在床上,我们通过这个孩子,他似乎知道凯蒂是谁所以我说“这”,她说易碎的,这是我的前男友吉姆。”合唱1通常和我不是一个嫉妒的类型但正如我在看这家伙我不能相信我的眼睛因为他是最好的男人,我看到在我的整个生活他有最厚的头发,轮廓分明的下巴,一个令人震惊的人男人这最接近我看到希腊的神马,现在我在看小鸡,因为他的迪克已经在她的rawww幸福的该死的2节人这是疯狂的我不相信这个家伙用来操马女士我敢打赌他离开,猫咪像海地蹂躏凯蒂的huggin和挤压他的肩胛骨我是布,恶心,这不是好的然后他们说,“让我们把饮料”所以我说好的尽管我正要上床!男人这mafucka阿什顿的样子结合智慧李尔休·杰克曼换句话说,他是如此的有吸引力如此该死的谭他得有点黑他现在我在他机智,sippin一些牦牛机智他他本,他投资bankin……我表演,像我不是分心但我和凯蒂bangin重演他现在我这个颜色很生气,所以我去小便中期流,我看,猜猜它是谁我已经看到,我疯了离散我有在我的脚趾头上了,小偷看哦我的上帝贝基,看那公鸡合唱2通常和我不是一个嫉妒的类型但是我在看他的迪克,我不能相信我的眼睛因为他有最大的公鸡,我看到在我的整个生活现在我在这家伙的软starin迪克与许多仇恨因为狗屎加8乔恩和凯特马,我不知道如果我能约会女孩tonighttttt之后哦该死的3节我不知道该做什么老兄的迪克非常大我不知道阴茎会如此顺利我知道她missin我的阴茎不是我咽下我认为他的迪克abs迪克六块那他妈的是什么它是如此长和厚就像一个出气筒我说它太剃了,头是惊人的马有迪克看上去像一粒葡萄干肤色疯狂,他的挂像萨达姆侯赛因,craazzy我他妈的应该做什么?他得露丝的克里斯•迪克和我的一个驱动器通过....我认为它的时候了马告诉凯蒂道别因为我无法生存在看到什么在他的大腿之间所以我告诉她合唱3这家伙得的迪克,我不理解我不得不移动马脖子上看到它我的意思是他迪克的物理就没有任何意义我认为这是最好的如果这结束因为和他一起的性一定是最好的和我想说我们只是朋友,但我认为我只会考虑他的迪克,所以再见然后她告诉我易碎的我真的不知道该说什么因为我在二年级这家伙约会所以我不知道关于他的迪克,现在,让我们回家,让你laiddd马,然后我带她去床上,你知道,我们的肚子了我给了她一个啊,好像我是卖裂纹,到我来的时候,我退出,她的左手thighhh采坚果。哦该死的。

Cradle of Filth Cradle of Filth 概述恶灵天皇（Cradle of Filth）在1991年成立于英国，由主唱Dani Filth领军所组成的黑金属乐团。因为他们的装扮几乎都是吸血鬼的模样，所以有人称为吸血鬼派黑金属。Dani Filth利用特有尖高音式的黑腔搭配交响弦乐与阴暗气氛的背景，唱出高文学素质的歌词，影响许多后进黑金属乐团，包括台湾的闪灵乐团主唱Freddy唱腔也有类似Dani Filth的唱法。 　　 [乐队特辑]Cradle of Filth 　　乐队名: Cradle of Filth (污秽摇篮) 　　音乐风格: Extreme Gothic Metal (极端哥特金属) ,Black metal(黑暗金属) 　　音乐主题: Vampires, Dark Erotica, Legends, Tales (吸血鬼, 黑暗色情, 传奇, 叙述) 　　国家: United Kingdom (大不列颠联合王国) 　　成立时间: 1991年 　　所在场牌: Roadrunner Records (走鹃) = = 　　乐队现状: 活动中 　　乐队成员: 　　Dani Filth (Daniel Lloyd Davey) - Vocals (ex-Obsidian (UK)) (1991-) 　　Paul Allender - Guitar (The Blood Divine, Primary Slave) (1992-1994/1999-) 　　Charles Hedger - Guitar (2005-) 　　Adrian Erlandsson - Drums (At the Gates, ex-Decameron, ex-The Haunted, ex-Terror (Swe)) (1999-) 　　Dave Pybus - Bass (ex-Anathema (UK), Dreambreed) (2002-2005, 2005-) 　　Sarah Jezebel Deva (Sarah Jane Ferridge) - Session Backing Vocals (Angtoria, ex-Covenant (Nor), ex-The Kovenant, ex-Mortiis, ex-Therion (Swe), ex-The Gathering, ex-Tulus) (1991-) 　　官方网站： http://www.cradleoffilth.com/　　Former/past member(s) （前成员） 　　Guitar: 　　Paul Ryan (The Blood Divine) (1991-1994) 　　Tishi Mehta (1994) 　　Bryan Hipp (ex-Brutality, ex-Acheron (US), ex-Diabolic, ex-After Death) (1994-1995) 　　Gian Pyres (John Piras) (Extreme Noise Terror, Solstice (UK)) (1996-2002) 　　Stuart Anstis (Bastardsun) (1996-2000) 　　Jeff Acres (1997-1998) (Brutality) 　　Jared Demeter (1996) 　　James McKillboy - Guitar (2004-) 　　Bass: 　　Jon Richard (1991-1992) (ex-Hecate Enthroned) 　　Robin "Graves" Eaglestone (ex-Criminal, December Moon) (1992-2001) 　　Charles Hedger - Bass (2005-) 　　Keyboards: 　　Benjamin Ryan (The Blood Divine) (1991-1994) 　　Damien Gregori (1994-1997) 　　Les "Lecter" Smith (Anathema (UK)) (1997-1999) 　　William A. Sarginson [Was] [1999-2000] 　　Martin ""Foul"" Powell - Keyboards (ex-My Dying Bride, ex-Anathema (UK), ex-Cryptal Darkness) (2000-2005) 　　Drums: 　　Darren White (ex-Anathema (UK), The Blood Divine, Dead Men Dream, Serotonal) (1991-1992) 　　Nicholas Howard Barker (ex-Dimmu Borgir, ex-Old Man"s Child, Lockup, ex-Brujeria, Monolith (UK), Benediction) (1992-1999) 　　Was Sarginson (Extreme Noise Terror, December Moon, The Blood Divine, Deinonychus) (1999) 　　Dave Hirschheimer (Obsidian (UK), ex-Infestation (UK)) (1999)　　成立于1992年，来自英国的Colchester，在乐风上，他们受到了一些老团如: Celtic Frost、 Bathory、Diamanda Galas和Mercyful Fate等的影响，同时也具备了一些大文豪如拜伦、雪莱和尼采等同样的思想特质:悲观而厌世。这些都可以在他们的音乐中找到。在当时，由斯堪地那维亚半岛所带领的Black Metal潮流正风起云涌，许多新进团体纷纷成立，而音乐走向也取法挪威派的黑金属，而这样的结果，造成了彼此音乐的重叠性，往往听了一个团就不用听其他的团，Cradle Of Filth确也走出了自己的风格，他们自称：“The Only True English Black Metal Band”（唯一真正的英国黑金属乐团）。　　难以置信的事情往往就是这样突然发生的，Sony唱片英国公司收编了Cradle Of Filth并在今年3月推出了全新录音室专辑《Damnation and a Day》。封套设计之精美令人咋舌，有单曲打榜，有Music Video，有主流音乐杂志发评论，甚至还可以在官方网站下载手机铃声。伴随着一系列的商业运作，这个长期在黑暗世界称霸的堕落天使终于在末日降临前回到了人间。　　和斯堪的纳维亚半岛的诸神相比，Cradle Of Filth不仅在地域位置和音乐风格上自成一派，而且作为英语背景的黑暗金属乐队，销量得以覆盖美国市场，这大概是Sony唱片看上他们的原因吧。 Cradle Of Filth在商业上的成功还得益于他们的黑暗概念只围绕吸血鬼、地狱、撒旦这些弱智美国人都能理解的东西，再加上流畅而富于变化的旋律和又快又猛的吉他，因此一部分听腻了Rap Metal、Hardcore和Industrial的美国青少年转向Cradle Of Filth这类源自内心深处的黑暗势力也就不足为奇了。　　排除商业因素，Cradle Of Filth在极端金属领域一直是倍受尊敬的乐团。他们在多年的探索和尝试中，逐渐形成了一种融各派所长的独特风格：北欧黑金属的猛烈演奏、交响金属的宏大结构、死亡金属的低吼、哥特金属的女高音伴唱再加上主唱Dani Filth招牌式的吸血鬼气质的尖叫。在密不透风的编曲下流动着一幅幅阴暗残暴却又唯美的画卷。相信只要你投入过他们的音乐一次，就会情不自禁地一遍遍反复聆听，这是一种让人上瘾的邪恶感觉。有的评论干脆将他们单立一派，称为“吸血金属”（Vampire Metal），不过这一派旗下门徒寥寥，大概是这种非人非兽般的尖叫实在太难模仿了。 　　成员介绍：　　Dani Filth（丹尼�6�1菲尔斯），原名Daniel Lloyd Davey（丹尼尔�6�1洛伊德�6�1戴维），1973年7月25日出生于英格兰的Hertford，是英国极端金属乐队Cradle of Filth的词作者、主唱、艺术设计，也是乐队的始创成员。Filth是乐队最初成员中唯一一个留到现在的，被以前的队员指责为乐队几乎就是他自己的solo（按照前键盘手Les "Lecter" Smith的说法是“Dani and the Filths”）。 　　他现居住在英格兰的Suffolk，和他的妻子Toni（2005年10月31日结婚）及女儿Luna（1999年2月8日出生）一起。 　　他养了三只猫，名叫Lilith、Mushka和Rumble，其中一只少了一条腿。 　　他有5呎5吋（约1.65米）高。 　　他曾在一所私立学校上学，星期日也要报到，这令他非常恼火。 　　他曾有机会选择成为一名记者，或是继续他的音乐事业。 　　他曾经的乐队是PDA和Feast of Excrement。他的第一个乐队叫做The Lemon Grove Kids（柠檬果园孩子）。 　　他最喜欢的乐队是Judas Priest、Emperor、Destruction、Slayer、Iron Maiden、Misfits和Paradise Lost。 　　他曾为Metal Hammer杂志撰写一档名为“Dani"s Inferno”（Dani的地狱）的专栏。 　　他决定要做音乐的一个原因是他深深着迷于音乐对人的影响力。 　　他因他的嗓音音域而鼎鼎大名。他有能力唱得很“干净而清楚”，但却选择了一种“肮脏的尖叫”方式，因为这与Cradle of Filth的音乐更为契合。 　　他通过单边契据的法律方式把名字改成了Dani Filth。 　　2000年他在电影Cradle of Fear中扮演一个精神错乱的变态，不顾一切地为他父亲所受的迫害复仇。 　　2003年他在一部动画电影Dominator中献声，扮演一个与影片同名的角色。 　　2005年他在Roadrunner的合辑CD中演唱了一首曲目“Dawn of a Golden Age”。 　　他在Bam Margera的MTV系列节目Viva La Bam最后一季的其中一集里出现，这期节目中有Cradle of Filth 在Pennsylvania的现场演出，并以他们表演专辑Nymphetamine的曲目"Nemesis"作为主打。 　　他正与Gavin Baddeley合著一本名为The Gospel of Filth: A Black Metal Bible（“污秽福音：黑金属圣经”）的书，现定于2006年9月出版。 　　他的厨房地板中曾经嵌着一个骷髅（看样子像是30年代左右埋在房子周围地里的）。 　　“我他妈最恨妄自尊大。不，准确地说……我最恨人。他妈的没脑子的一大群人。一般是圣诞节前后或者交通高峰。还有电视里那些僵化的条条框框。恶~~！平常时，等待任何东西（耐心可不是我的品德），乱丢的废纸，钢筋水泥城市化，目光短浅，宗教束缚，偏执狂，海绵蛋糕……全都讨厌透顶。” 　　“你们肯定烦透了那些平平淡淡、毫无特色的人和乐队，所以我们就试着做得炫一点，这就是我们的方式。我们乐此不疲。” 　　（问到为什么他厨房里有个骷髅） 　　“嗯，这是个新厨房……所以我们想有个骷髅在里边会很有讽刺意味。” 　　(When asked how he trains his voice) "Continual masturbation. I"m masturbating now. This arm is polystyrene." 　　（问到他怎样锻炼他的声音） 　　“持续手淫。我现在就在干。这只胳膊是聚苯乙烯的。” 　　(When asked about what he"s going to teach Luna about religion) "I"ll let her make up her own mind. I"m not going to force her into anything. I"m not going to force her into anything at all." 　　（问到他会怎样在信仰方面教导女儿） 　　“我会让她按自己的想法来。我不会强迫她任何事情。我绝对不会强迫她任何事情。” 　　(Concerning Luna) "She doesn"t use the "F" word though. Just like her daddy." 　　（同上） 　　“不过她也不会用F开头的这个词（force，强迫）。和她爸爸一样。” 　　(When asked what he"s going to expose Luna to) "This is the irony of it. She loves Winnie the Pooh. And she loves The Simpsons. And she loves Disney. And Stuart Little. And stuff like that. And she"ll dance to it, and that"s what you expect from kids. But then at the same time, she"ll be dancing around the kitchen to the new Nile album. At the moment she is too young to understand the difference. And that innocence is worth protecting." 　　（问到他会向女儿透露些什么） 　　“这就是事情的讽刺性所在。她喜欢维尼熊。喜欢‘辛普森一家"。喜欢迪斯尼。她还喜欢精灵鼠小弟，以及等等这一类东西。她还跟着它们跳舞，这就是你期望中孩子的样子。可是同时，她也在厨房里跟着Nile的新专辑跳舞。她还太小，不了解其中的区别。这种单纯值得保护。”　　专辑：Godspeed On The Devil"s Thunder(2008.10.)

　　Trying To Help Others　　Last Sunday, I went to Haimen to go shopping. I saw a lot of people standing in front of the supermarket when I was walking down the street.　　I wondered what was happening there. I hurried to go there to take a look. I ran quickly. To my surprise, there was a girl sitting in the street. The girl with a school bag was about 17 years old. There was also a piece of paper in front of her. It said, “…my family don"t have enough money for me to go to school…”　　I was very sad to see that. I couldn"t help giving some money to the girl. The girl was very grateful to me. She said, “Thank you!” I was glad to do it. Then I went away with a smile.　　That day I had a dream in the evening; I dreamt that I had a lot of money. I did a lot of wonderful things. I helped the poor and the old.　　After the dream, I know that we should be kind to others. If they are in trouble, we will try to help them out of trouble. Then we will feel very happy and we will think everything is beautiful. Then we will have a nice life. Dear friends, try to be a kind person, the world will be nicer and nicer.　　帮助他人(Help others)　　Your enthusiasm, your both hands, can help others ; Your sincerity, your smile, can move others ; Your compliment, your blessing, can reciprocate others ……This, are all what you should do . Because you are accepting others" help all the time , you should reciprocate them. No matter the friend or enemy, no matter the one that is familiar w-ith or strange one, whether he is a rich man or beggar. Help to be not to choose the target , choose time , choose the place. Go , make others warm with heart of you , g-o , help others with hand of you , go , persuade someone else with your action. This is what you should do . You should learn to pay , learns help, learn to present . So long as everybody can do so both, this world will be a cradle that is full of loving , the earth is that one is full of warm collectives!　　翻译一下是这样的~　　你的热情，你的，两手都要硬，能帮助别人，你的诚意，你的笑容，可以提出别人，你的恭维，你的祝福，可以回访等… …这都是你应该做的事。因为你是接受别人的帮助所有的时候，你应该非礼也。无论是朋友还是敌人，无论是一个熟悉的钨高于对照组，或奇怪的人，无论他是一个富有的人或乞丐。帮助不选择对象，选择时间，选择地点。去，让别人温暖的心的你，国澳，帮助别人的手的你，去，说服别人，你的行动。这就是你应该做的事。你要学会付出，学会了帮助，相互学习，以目前的。只要人人都可以这样做既，这个世界将是一个摇篮，这是充满了爱，地球是一个是充满温暖的集体

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　　导语：《变形金刚》(Transformers)是历史上最成功的商业动画之一，它在玩具市场和音像市场上取得的成功是空前巨大的，以至于80年代一度风靡全球，在亚欧美等多个国家都兴起了一股“变形”热，让“transformers”成为全世界家喻户晓的名词。 　　At the end of this bay,one shall stand,one shall fall. 　　决战结束时,胜者会屹立,败者会倒下. 　　You left me no choice,brother. 　　你逼得我别无选择,老兄 　　We are here,We are waiting. 　　我们在这里,我们在等待 　　prime did it,he turned the tide. 　　是因为大哥，他力挽狂澜。 　　do not grieve.soon i shall beone with thematrix. 　　不要伤心，很快我就会成为领导模块中的一员。 　　but one day an autobot shall rise from our ranks and use the power of the matrixto light...our darkest hour.until that day...till all are one... 　　总有一天，会有一个人从我们的队伍中成长起来，启动领导模块的力量……照亮我们最黑暗的时刻。总有一天……万众一心…… 　　nobody summons megatron. then it pleases me to be the first. 　　没人能召唤我威震天。那么很高兴我是第一个。 　　first we crack the shell,then we crack the nuts inside! 　　首先我们砸碎外壳，然后我们砸碎里面的坚果。 　　unh! hey, i wasn"t worried for a microsecond. 　　我连一微秒都没害怕过。 　　constructicons,merge for the kill! 　　挖地虎，组合，开始屠杀吧! 　　me, grimlock, love challenge! 　　我，钢索，喜欢挑战。 　　like it or not, we are allies now against a common foe. 　　你愿不愿意，我们现在是同盟，我们有共同的敌人。惊破天也会说这些 　　Galvatron：Autobots,Decepticons.Like littlechildren,always fighting.Making a mess out of theuniverse.Then I"ve got to clean it up. 　　惊破天：汽车人和霸天虎都像小孩子一样闹，闹得整个宇宙都不得安宁，最后还得由我来收拾烂摊子。 　　Galvatron：I warn you,Mr.Attinger of earth,analliance is a contract,and contracts likehumans,expire. 　　惊破天：我警告你地球人艾汀杰先生，同盟关系是一种契约，它和人类的契约如出一辙，都会失效。 　　Attinger：On this planet,we have a saying."Theenemy of my enemy is my friend." 　　艾汀杰：在地球上有句谚语“敌人的敌人就是朋友”。 　　Galvatron：I also have a saying."I don"t care." 　　惊破天：我也有个口头禅，管我屁事。 　　Crosshairs：Every galaxy I"ve traveled,all youspecies are the same.You all think you"re the centerof the universe.You have no idea. 　　准线：不管在哪个星球，你们这物种都是一个德行，你们自大的总是以为自己是宇宙的主宰，你们太无知了。 　　Optimus：Humans have asked us to play by theirrules.Well,the rules have just changed.Humansbeings,bunch of backstabbing weasels. 　　擎天柱：人类要求我们遵守他们的游戏规则，但现在规则变了，人类只会在我们背后插刀。 　　Crosshairs：Hound,find your inner compass.Loyaltyis but a flower in the winds of fear and temptation. 　　准线：探长，你要坚守是非观，面对恐惧和诱惑，忠诚只是一朵脆弱的小花而已。 　　Hound：What the hell are you saying? 　　探长：你在扯什么? 　　Crosshairs：It"s a haiku. 　　准线：这是个俳句。 　　Hound：Cut the crap before I drop a grenade down your throat。 　　探长：少废话，否则你的喉咙就要吃炸弹了。 　　Optimus：Defend this family,autobots,as theyhave you.Defend all they can be.There are mysteriesto the universe we were never meant to solve.Butwho we are and why we are here are not amongthem.Those answers we carry inside.I am optimusprime and this message is to my creators：Leaveplanet earth alone.Because I"m coming for you. 　　擎天柱：汽车人，请好好守护这一家人，就像他们守护你们一样，守护他们的未来。宇宙中有许多谜团是我们永远无法解开的，但我们的身份以及存在的原因并非无法解答，这些答案就在我们的躯体之中，我是擎天柱，我要向我的造物主们发出一条讯息：请不要找地球的麻烦，否则我回来一定不放过你们。 　　My name is the Optimus Prime. 　　我是擎天柱。 　　Autobots, Transform and Roll Out. 　　汽车人!变形!出发! 　　One shall stand and one shall fall. 　　不是你死就是我亡。 　　More than meets the eye. 　　并非徒有其表。 　　A driver don"t pick the car. The car‘ll pick the driver. 　　不是人挑选车，而是车挑选人。 　　Do not test me. 　　别惹我。 　　Fifty years from now, when you"re looking back at you life,don‘t you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car. 　　50年以后，当你回想起今天，你难道不会后悔你没有勇气上这辆车吗? 　　your days are numbered now,decepti-creeps. 　　你们活不了多久了，霸天虎小子。 　　welcome, laserbeak. unlike some of my other warriors you never fail me. 　　欢迎回来，激光鸟。不像我的某些部下，你从来不让我失望。 　　die,autobots! 　　去死吧，汽车人! 　　no! such heroic nonsense. 　　不!多么英雄的垂死挣扎啊。 　　huh, not bad for an old-timer.“old-timer”that‘s something you"ll never be if you don‘t get back to the city. 　　不错啊，老家伙。老家伙如果你不赶快回到汽车人堡垒，你就永远也成不了老家伙了。 　　springer, you and arcee transform autobot city. perceptor, tell blaster to radio prime for reinforcements. 　　弹簧，你和阿尔茜操纵汽车人城堡变形。感知器，让录音机向大哥求援。 　　like it or not ,we are allies now against a commn foe. 　　不管你是否愿意,我们现在是同盟,有共同的敌人. 　　sweeps,terminate him! 　　扫荡队,干掉他! 　　Megatron must be stoped ,no matter the cost! 　　必须组止威震天,不惜代价! 　　Huh,not bad for an old-timer! 　　不错啊,老家伙! 　　One shall stand ,one shall fall. 　　不是你死就是我忘. 　　No more ,Optimus Prime !Grant me mercy,I beg of you ! 　　不要,擎天柱,仁慈一点,我求你! 　　Till all are one !Till all are one!Till all are one! 　　万众一心!万众一心!万众一心! 　　Long live Galvatron! 　　惊破天万岁! 　　No sacrifice,no victory! 　　没有牺牲,哪有胜利! 　　Okay.Might be a pop quiz tomorrow.Might not. 　　也许明天会有考试,也许不会 　　I think there"s a lot more than meets the eye with you. 　　我觉得对于你来说眼见不一定为实. 　　Also,sir,have you heard about our premium plus world-service gold package? 　　还有,先生,您听说过我们的"至尊全球服务"超值套餐吗? 　　Are you username LadiesMan217?Where is eBay item 21153? 　　你的帐号是不是"万人迷先生217"?你在易趣拍卖的21153物品在哪? 　　Any more questions you want to ask? 　　还有什么要问吗? 　　Fifty years from now,when you"re looking back at your life,don"t you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car? 　　五十年后,当你回望今生,你想后悔没胆上这辆车吗? 　　Are you Samuel james Witwicky,descendent of Archibald Witwicky? 　　你是不是山姆·詹姆斯·维特维奇,阿齐伯尔德·维特维奇的后代? 　　My name is Optimus prime. 　　我叫擎天柱. 　　You are so defensive! Were you masturbating? 　　你怎么这么激动,你在**吗? 　　the microchip,lasers,spaceflight,cars,all reverse-engineered by studying him. 　　微芯片、激光、航天、汽车... 都是对它进行逆向工程所学到的 　　You got to take me to my car,He"s gonna know what to do with the Cube. 　　你必须带我去找我的`车,他知道怎么处理能量体 　　Hey.you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid"s Camaro? That"s cool. 　　嘿,你想把世界的命运交给这小子的车? 那好吧. 　　I smell you,boy! 　　我闻到你的气味了,臭小子! 　　No sacrifice,no victory. 　　没有付出,就没有胜利. 　　megatron must be stopped...no matter the cost 　　必须不惜一切代价阻止威震天。 　　one shall stand, one shall fall. 　　不是你死，就是我亡。 　　absolutely positively definitely. nobody can get the job done faster than i can. 　　nobody! 毫无疑问绝对肯定，没人能比我干这活更快，没人能。 　　absolutely positively definitely. 　　就像与某人的“确定一定以及肯定”一样让人记忆犹新。 　　i would‘ve waited an eternity for this it"s over, prime 　　我一直在等待这一天，你完了，擎天柱。 　　how do you feel,mighty megatron 　　你现在感觉怎样“伟大” 　　don‘t leave me,soundwave. as you command,megatron. 　　不要丢下我，声波。遵命，威震天。 　　destiny!you cannot...destroy...my...destiny! 　　命运，你不能破坏我的命运。 　　my fellow decepticons,as your new leader, i... who disrupts my coronation! “coronation”, starscreamthis is bad comedy. megatron is that you here"s a hint! 　　我的霸天虎兄弟们，作为你们的新首领，我……谁打断了我的加冕仪式 “加冕仪式”，红蜘蛛，真是一个蹩脚的喜剧。 是你吗威震天 给你个提示。 　　i, galvatron, will crush you just as megatron crushed prime! and you‘ll die trying,just like megatron. 　　我，惊破天，要把你砸烂，就像威震天砸烂擎天柱一样!那你会死得很惨，就像威震天一样!

Mybay the author"s viewpoints were fault and defect，but, you konw,   I am just share with you a overall new perspective.  Mabay acctept a new perspective have better impact for you. An ideal solution about how to get rid of the annoyance and anxiety of masturbation addiction. And the folllowing is the article, many easy words and undstand his meaning conveniently. Harmful effects of masturbation: Note- please read this answer completely. You can read or listen all over internet and via other people that masturbation is healthier. Most of people lie about it, and other don"t know about it. I heard a dialog in Pursuit of happyness movie - Will Smith says to his son - "People can"t do some thing themselves, they want to tell you, you can"t do it". And this is absolutely correct. Most people can"t control their urges and masturbation addiction, that"s why they tell you,- frequently masturbation is good for health. I know they give you some examples of scientist research, which says masturbation is healthier. It is just like one smoker says to another smoker, to smoke a cigarette and tell him smoking one or two cigarette is good for remove stress from your mind and also good for skin. But masturbation is NOT good for health. Period. Here I am not going to tell you that masturbation is healthier or not, and what are the bad effects of masturbation. And all the information is based on my personal knowledge and experience. I gain this knowledge by myself and by watching other people"s life. 1. Effect on body health - Actually semen takes 4 to 8 days(depend on person to person) to produce in body and to produce small amount of good quality semen, you need to eat lot of healthier food, protein and minerals etc. If you do not ejaculate your semen though sexual activities, it will give strength to your body, make your muscles and bones stronger. If you continue waste you semen just for fun and enjoy several times in week then it will make your health dull. So please stop masturbation addiction. 2. Effects on bones- If you do extreme masturbation (8 to 10 times in week) and continue this habit for long time like for six month then this will make harmful effects on your bones. When person try to masturbate lot in short amount of time then he or she started to ejaculate type of white part of bone which include phosphorus, carbon and other minerals which are extracted from bones. If you masturbate lot then you feel your knees and elbow joints start to make sound on moving, just like very old person. 3. Effect on your face - By watching a person"s face you can tell that how much he masturbate or include in sexual activities. And even you can tell which hand he use mostly to masturbate. Those who masturbate lot, their cheeks started to shrink, narrow and go inside, (like just opposite of chubby). Pimples are natural in young age but those who masturbate, for them pimples and acne create big problems. They increase in numbers and make bigger in size on face. Make spots on face. By that face look ugly. Masturbation also make asymmetric your face for example if person masturbate lot from his right hand then his face will be narrow and asymmetric from right side. 4. Effects on your life- Those who masturbate lot they not be able to focus on their work and their social life. Person can"t able to talk to other by making eye contact because of lack of confidence. People those who masturbate lot, try to live lonely and can"t able to live happy. You can learn from animals. Most of animals (Dogs, cats, lion, etc) do not masturbate and do their sexual activities as per their season. They live fit and healthy. Students with this habit can"t focus on study. Students, mostly in exam time, try to reduce stress of exam by masturbating and after completion of masturbation they feel guilty. So, masturbation is not a solution for stress, if they study hard and give more focus on study, then by reducing of syllabus/work load, stress will automatically reduced. 5. Effects on buttocks - By watching person butts you can tell how much he or she masturbate. By masturbating lot buttocks gone inside from side part and by slowly slowly you found that most of part and size of buttocks will be reduce or disappear. It take months to years but he/she can feel that their butts not look like their teen age. (This effect info is little bit awkward but its true). Their butts are started to look like pornstar"s butts. 6. Effect on penis - Masturbation makes penis curvy because most of people mostly masturbate by their one favorite hand and that"s particular hand"s finger grip make his penis curvy from that particular side. I hope you understand what I am trying to say here. And most of people do not use lubricant during masturbation which also do harmful effect on penis. Actually god make penis for vagina and god already provide lot of lube glands inside wall of vagina. (I think may be god don"t know human will start masturbation from hand). 7. Effect on your sports and physical activities - Coach of national teams like boxing, gymnastic, runner teams give advice to their players, not to masturbate or sex month before their competitions and championships. Because they know masturbation will reduce their lot of energy and stamina. After masturbation you feel like lack of energy and feel like you need a long sleep rest. 8. Effects on cloths, walls, bedsheets, pillow, your presence in home - If person masturbate lot then whenever he/she see any little amount of sexual thing or activity like cleavage, girls in bikini, kiss or bla bla in movies then he just started leaking little amount of seamen through his penis because his mind is highly addicted to this kind of things. Funny stuff - ya by masturbation sometime you make dirty your cloths, wall, bedsheets and seamen stain sometime not be able to wash easily and sometime make you embarrass in front of you parents. And sometime your parents feels bad for you when you keep yourself locked yourself in room whole day. Actually they know everything by seeing your face and daily habits and they are waiting for caught you someday in action. So do not masturbate, if you do not agree with me, lets do this - just do not masturbate for one month then tell me how you feel. If you do not masturbate for one year then I am sure that you will feel like superman and feel like you can capable to do any thing this world. Just keep your self busy and eat proper diet, do exercise and do not masturbate for one year and compare yourself (current your pic) with after one year personality (your pic after one year). I am 100 percent sure that after one year with this schedule, you can feel these changes after one year --> more healthier, more symmetrical shiny and glorious face, more fat but not at belly or stomach, look fit, better fitness, more confident, more happy, more focused, more successful etc. Tips for- stop masturbation addiction: Below given principles and points, will help you to stop masturbation addiction. 1. Stop watching porn - Porn is the biggest reason for masturbation habit. Most of people masturbate during watching porn. So stop watching porn. · Keep your computer in public - Use your computer in that room, where other family members or friends can see you. I hope you are the person who can"t masturbate in front of his father. :) :) · Keep your mobile phone clean - I know you have multimedia smart phone but you should use this tech device for your benefit and make your life better. So remove all your fantasy porn videos from your phone. · Use anti porn software - Use anti porn software in your computer and phone. Lot of these software are free available on net. These software are stops you to open a porn website. These software are password protected, so input any random password during installation of these software and do not remember that password. So when ever you will try to open a porn website these software stops you and you can"t uninstall or bypass the software if you don"t know the password. · Burn all your physical porn collection - Take 1 liter petrol from your bike and use this petrol to burn all your porn DVDs and CDs. · Do not watch those movies which have lots of sexual scenes. Keep yourself away from sexual books and adult video games. 2. Keep yourself busy - Keep yourself busy in some productive and useful work. Lot of people masturbate when they don"t have anything to do. If you don"t have any useful work to do then- · Play mario, counterstrike, call of duty, NFS, angry bird etc on your pc. · Play any outdoor sport. This will help you to identify your inside"s Ronaldo, pale, Tigerwoods, Sachin, Bolt etc. · Find some interesting Hobby - Try to learn- guitar , sing, write, code, cook, find any. And just do it. You can even help your mom to clean your house. 3. Maintain your time table - · Wake up early in morning. Between 4 AM to 6 AM is best time to wake up. Leave your bed between 4 AM to 6 AM. Wake up early also helpful for those people who has nightfall(wet dreams ejaculation) problems because nightfall mostly happens late in morning. · Sleep early at night. You should sleep before 11 PM. Most of people masturbate 90% in night. Reason behind this - They are free in night and nobody is watching them. That"s why they masturbate in night. So sleep between 10 PM to 11 PM. Take 7 to 8 hour sleep. · Do not sleep in day time. If you sleep in day time then it will hard for you to sleep at right time in night. 4. Do physical Exercise - We all have two choices suffer from the pain of discipline or suffer from the pain of regret. So if you want to became a obese, fatty and unhealthy person then sit all day on couch, watch TV, drink soda and die early. Or you can change this, if you want to live healthy life style, keep yourself fit and do physical exercise daily. · Hit the gym, walk up early, run on road with rising sun. This will help you to build your confidence and increase your will power to quit masturbation. · When you feel the need to masturbate, take a brisk walk or jog. Always try to occupy yourself when the urge arises. · Exercise more and get out of the house. This is a great way to take your mind off everything. · Do exercise daily in the evening, this will make you tired at night. And since masturbation is often done at night, so when you are exhausted, you will give preference to sleep early in night. 5. Make a plan for avoiding masturbation. If you have problems before going to bed or in the shower, refrain from any temptation to masturbate. For instance, if it"s a problem late at night, then, drop to the floor and do push-ups until you"re too exhausted to do anything but fall asleep. If you find shower time too tempting, start using ice cold water only — you won"t want to be in there for long. · If you always masturbate when you get home from school, make sure to have a solid plan to stave off any boredom you may feel. If you have so little to do that your mind frequently wanders to sexual thoughts, occupy your schedule. You"ll find it gets easier to avoid masturbation if you"re too busy or tired to spare any energy for distractions. · If you"re tempted to masturbate in the morning, try to sleep with more than just one layer of clothing so touching yourself is more of an effort. 5. Eat - Eat healthy and eat lot. If you do exercise daily then healthy food will help you to build your muscles. Eat lot of fruits, whole grains, vegetables, drink milk. Note - My personal suggestion is that eat vegan. Do not eat meat and animals. Your stomach is not a graveyard. If you eat dead, oily, greasy, and processed food your body will act dead and greasy. Taking the rotting bloody carcass of a dead animal and spicing it up with kitchen tricks and cooking hocus-pocus does not make it food. If you want to stop masturbating then stop eating anything with a penis or vagina. So go vegan. This is my personal view and don"t take it in any religious way. 6. Quit it now - Some people say that, they can"t masturbation habit in one day and they are quitting this habit slowly slowly, day by day. THIS IS BIG BULLSHIT. If you want to quit masturbation, then QUIT IT NOW. JUST QUIT IT. Story related to this - Once there was a king in japan. At that time japan got his freedom from British empire few days before. Seven days after freedom of japan from Britain, new king asked his commander which language our country is currently using to run this country. Commander said, English. King asked again - "And how many days it took to Japanese language become a official language. Commander said "Lord king, if your want to see every document and paperwork in Japanese then it will take approximate 8 to 10 years. Now king thought for 5 minute and then said to commander - "You have only two days. Send my official orders to every district of country - After two day, if I will found any single document in English in that district then I will kill every officer of that district". And you know what AFTER TWO DAYS JAPANESE WAS A OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF JAPAN.

　　导语：《变形金刚》(Transformers)是历史上最成功的商业动画之一，它在玩具市场和音像市场上取得的成功是空前巨大的，以至于80年代一度风靡全球，在亚欧美等多个国家都兴起了一股“变形”热，让“transformers”成为全世界家喻户晓的名词。 　　like it or not, we are allies now against a common foe. 　　你愿不愿意，我们现在是同盟，我们有共同的敌人。惊破天也会说这些 　　Galvatron：Autobots,Dec 　　惊破天：汽车人和霸天虎都像小孩子一样闹，闹得整个宇宙都不得安宁，最后还得由我来收拾烂摊子。 　　Galvatron：I warn you,Mr.Attinger of earth,analliance is a contract,and contracts likehumans,expire. 　　惊破天：我警告你地球人艾汀杰先生，同盟关系是一种契约，它和人类的契约如出一辙，都会失效。 　　Attinger：On this planet,we have a saying."Theenemy of my enemy is my friend." 　　艾汀杰：在地球上有句谚语“敌人的敌人就是朋友”。 　　Galvatron：I also have a saying."I don"t care." 　　惊破天：我也有个口头禅，管我屁事。 　　A driver don"t pick the car. The car‘ll pick the driver. 　　不是人挑选车，而是车挑选人。 　　Huh,not bad for an old-timer! 　　不错啊,老家伙! 　　One shall stand ,one shall fall. 　　不是你死就是我忘. 　　No more ,Optimus Prime !Grant me mercy,I beg of you ! 　　不要,擎天柱,仁慈一点,我求你! 　　Till all are one !Till all are one!Till all are one! 　　万众一心!万众一心!万众一心! 　　Long live Galvatron! 　　惊破天万岁! 　　No sacrifice,no victory! 　　没有牺牲,哪有胜利! 　　Okay.Might be a pop quiz tomorrow.Might not. 　　也许明天会有考试,也许不会 　　I think there"s a lot more than meets the eye with you. 　　我觉得对于你来说眼见不一定为实. 　　Also,sir,have you heard about our premium plus world-service gold package? 　　还有,先生,您听说过我们的"至尊全球服务"超值套餐吗? 　　Are you username LadiesMan217?Where is eBay item 21153? 　　你的帐号是不是"万人迷先生217"?你在易趣拍卖的21153物品在哪? 　　Any more questions you want to ask? 　　还有什么要问吗? 　　Fifty years from now,when you"re looking back at your life,don"t you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car? 　　五十年后,当你回望今生,你想后悔没胆上这辆车吗? 　　Are you Samuel james Witwicky,descendent of Archibald Witwicky? 　　你是不是山姆·詹姆斯·维特维奇,阿齐伯尔德·维特维奇的"后代? 　　My name is Optimus prime. 　　我叫擎天柱. 　　You are so defensive! Were you masturbating? 　　你怎么这么激动,你在**吗? 　　the microchip,lasers,spaceflight,cars,all reverse-engineered by studying him. 　　微芯片、激光、航天、汽车... 都是对它进行逆向工程所学到的 　　You got to take me to my car,He"s gonna know what to do with the Cube. 　　你必须带我去找我的车,他知道怎么处理能量体 　　Hey.you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid"s Camaro? That"s cool. 　　嘿,你想把世界的命运交给这小子的车? 那好吧. 　　I smell you,boy! 　　我闻到你的气味了,臭小子! 　　No sacrifice,no victory. 　　没有付出,就没有胜利. 　　megatron must be stopped...no matter the cost 　　必须不惜一切代价阻止威震天。 　　one shall stand, one shall fall. 　　不是你死，就是我亡。 　　absolutely positively definitely. nobody can get the job done faster than i can. 　　nobody! 毫无疑问绝对肯定，没人能比我干这活更快，没人能。 　　absolutely positively definitely. 　　就像与某人的“确定一定以及肯定”一样让人记忆犹新。 　　i would‘ve waited an eternity for this it"s over, prime 　　我一直在等待这一天，你完了，擎天柱。 　　how do you feel,mighty megatron 　　你现在感觉怎样“伟大” 　　don‘t leave me,soundwave. as you command,megatron. 　　不要丢下我，声波。遵命，威震天。 　　destiny!you cannot...destroy...my...destiny! 　　命运，你不能破坏我的命运。 　　my fellow decepticons,as your new leader, i... who disrupts my coronation! “coronation”, starscreamthis is bad comedy. megatron is that you here"s a hint! 　　我的霸天虎兄弟们，作为你们的新首领，我……谁打断了我的加冕仪式 “加冕仪式”，红蜘蛛，真是一个蹩脚的喜剧。 是你吗威震天 给你个提示。 　　i, galvatron, will crush you just as megatron crushed prime! and you‘ll die trying,just like megatron. 　　我，惊破天，要把你砸烂，就像威震天砸烂擎天柱一样!那你会死得很惨，就像威震天一样! 　　At the end of this bay,one shall stand,one shall fall. 　　决战结束时,胜者会屹立,败者会倒下. 　　You left me no choice,brother. 　　你逼得我别无选择,老兄 　　We are here,We are waiting. 　　我们在这里,我们在等待 　　prime did it,he turned the tide. 　　是因为大哥，他力挽狂澜。 　　do not grieve.soon i shall beone with thematrix. 　　不要伤心，很快我就会成为领导模块中的一员。 　　but one day an autobot shall rise from our ranks and use the power of the matrixto light...our darkest hour.until that day...till all are one... 　　总有一天，会有一个人从我们的队伍中成长起来，启动领导模块的力量……照亮我们最黑暗的时刻。总有一天……万众一心…… 　　nobody summons megatron. then it pleases me to be the first. 　　没人能召唤我威震天。那么很高兴我是第一个。 　　first we crack the shell,then we crack the nuts inside! 　　首先我们砸碎外壳，然后我们砸碎里面的坚果。 　　unh! hey, i wasn"t worried for a microsecond. 　　我连一微秒都没害怕过。 　　constructicons,merge for the kill! 　　挖地虎，组合，开始屠杀吧! 　　me, grimlock, love challenge! 　　我，钢索，喜欢挑战。 　　Crosshairs：Every galaxy I"ve traveled,all youspecies are the same.You all think you"re the centerof the universe.You have no idea. 　　准线：不管在哪个星球，你们这物种都是一个德行，你们自大的总是以为自己是宇宙的主宰，你们太无知了。 　　Optimus：Humans have asked us to play by theirrules.Well,the rules have just changed.Humansbeings,bunch of backstabbing weasels. 　　擎天柱：人类要求我们遵守他们的游戏规则，但现在规则变了，人类只会在我们背后插刀。 　　Crosshairs：Hound,find your inner compass.Loyaltyis but a flower in the winds of fear and temptation. 　　准线：探长，你要坚守是非观，面对恐惧和诱惑，忠诚只是一朵脆弱的小花而已。 　　Hound：What the hell are you saying? 　　探长：你在扯什么? 　　Crosshairs：It"s a haiku. 　　准线：这是个俳句。 　　Hound：Cut the crap before I drop a grenade down your throat。 　　探长：少废话，否则你的喉咙就要吃炸弹了。 　　Optimus：Defend this family,autobots,as theyhave you.Defend all they can be.There are mysteriesto the universe we were never meant to solve.Butwho we are and why we are here are not amongthem.Those answers we carry inside.I am optimusprime and this message is to my creators：Leaveplanet earth alone.Because I"m coming for you. 　　擎天柱：汽车人，请好好守护这一家人，就像他们守护你们一样，守护他们的未来。宇宙中有许多谜团是我们永远无法解开的，但我们的身份以及存在的原因并非无法解答，这些答案就在我们的躯体之中，我是擎天柱，我要向我的造物主们发出一条讯息：请不要找地球的麻烦，否则我回来一定不放过你们。 　　My name is the Optimus Prime. 　　我是擎天柱。 　　Autobots, Transform and Roll Out. 　　汽车人!变形!出发! 　　One shall stand and one shall fall. 　　不是你死就是我亡。 　　More than meets the eye. 　　并非徒有其表。 　　Do not test me. 　　别惹我。 　　Fifty years from now, when you"re looking back at you life,don‘t you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car. 　　50年以后，当你回想起今天，你难道不会后悔你没有勇气上这辆车吗? 　　your days are numbered now,decepti-creeps. 　　你们活不了多久了，霸天虎小子。 　　welcome, laserbeak. unlike some of my other warriors you never fail me. 　　欢迎回来，激光鸟。不像我的某些部下，你从来不让我失望。 　　die,autobots! 　　去死吧，汽车人! 　　no! such heroic nonsense. 　　不!多么英雄的垂死挣扎啊。 　　huh, not bad for an old-timer.“old-timer”that‘s something you"ll never be if you don‘t get back to the city. 　　不错啊，老家伙。老家伙如果你不赶快回到汽车人堡垒，你就永远也成不了老家伙了。 　　springer, you and arcee transform autobot city. perceptor, tell blaster to radio prime for reinforcements. 　　弹簧，你和阿尔茜操纵汽车人城堡变形。感知器，让录音机向大哥求援。 　　like it or not ,we are allies now against a commn foe. 　　不管你是否愿意,我们现在是同盟,有共同的敌人. 　　sweeps,terminate him! 　　扫荡队,干掉他! 　　Megatron must be stoped ,no matter the cost! 　　必须组止威震天,不惜代价!

-Sheldon: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, 冬天的时候，这个地方离电暖器最近，很暖和， and yet not so close as to cause perspiration; 也不会很热到直流汗。 in the summer, it"s directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there, and there. 夏天的时候，这里又刚好可以吹过堂风，是来自这扇窗户和那扇的。 It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, 而且坐这里看电视的角度，可以直接看，又不会影响谈话， nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. 不会太远，不至于造成脖子过分扭曲。 I could go on, but I think I"ve made my point. 我可以继续，我想我已经说明白了。 别老记着? 这能忘得掉吗? Forget? You want me to forget? 我这脑子 啥东西忘得掉啊! This mind does not forget. 从我妈给我断奶后 我就没忘掉过一件事 I haven"t forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me. - 那天是周二 下着毛毛雨 - 好了... - It was a drizzly Tuesday. - Okay... 你哭什么 Why are you crying? 我哭我自己蠢啊 Because I"m stupid! 那也没理由哭啊 That"s no reason to cry. 人只有悲伤的时候才该哭 One cries because one is sad. 比如说 其他人都太蠢我感到悲伤 For example, I cry because others are stupid 所以我才哭 我和许多女生交往过 Well,I"ve dated plenty of women. Joyce Kim还有Leslie Winkle... There was Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle... 通知牛津英语词典的编辑们 Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary. "许多"现在被重新定义为"两个" The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two." Sheldon 你是个聪明人 Sheldon,you are a smart guy. - 你得知道 - 我是"聪明人"? - You must know... - I"m "smart"? 要被归为"聪明人" 我得去掉60点智商才行 I"d have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as "smart." - Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Koothrappali. - Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Hofstader. - Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Cooper. - Dr. Gablehauser. - Mr.Wolowitz. 我是硕士 I have a Master"s degree. 谁不是? Who doesn"t? 多年来 我们一直潜心 试图探究他将如何繁衍后代 Over the years,we"ve formulated many theories about how he might reproduce. 我主张的是有丝分裂 I"m an advocate of mitosis. 什么? I"m sorry? 我相信 总有一天 当Sheldon吃到 一定量的泰国菜 I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food 他就会分裂成两个Sheldon and split into two Sheldons. 另一方面 我在想Sheldon可能 是他这个物种的幼虫状态 On the other hand,I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species, 有一天他会做茧 不出俩月 就破茧成蝶 and someday he"ll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton. Howard 电话在响! Howard,the phone is ringing! 我有个疯狂的主意 老妈 接电话如何! Here"s a crazy idea,Ma: Answer it! 你好? Hello? 好的 稍等 All right,hold on.

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官方网站有...MercyfuckI"m not amused anymoreAnd nothing"s a muse anymoreI sing of love and of hateBut I"m just masturbating my soulAnd I don"t want to live anymoreAnd I don"t want to give anymoreIf I fawn, if I flirt, I just keep getting hurtAnd it"s taken its tollI wish I could fuck all my sorrow awayAnd fuck "til the dawn of the next fucking dayFuck the chorus and verse, fuck the pain getting worseFuck it all "til I burnI wish I could fuck all of you "til you seeI"m the worst fuck up in all historyFuck your image and mine, fuck your limp valentineFuck it all "til I learnI"m not a kid anymoreI don"t know what I did anymoreBut on every damn pass, karma bushwacks my assAnd I get it all backAnd I don"t want to move anymoreI"ve got nothing to prove anymoreIf I run, if I sit, still it all turns to shitThen it turns to attackI wish I could fuck all the memory I keepFuck the next ten years and just go to sleepI"m fucked if I do and I"m fucked if I sayI"m fucked if I don"t, so I"m fucked anywayI wish I could fuck all of you "til you seeI don"t need your mercyfuck sympathyFuck your word and your prayers, fuck your stares and my caresFuck it all "til I learn

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1.quit masturbating masturbate every nights 2. keep away from marihuana/ take marihuana everyday 3. drink less of alcohol/ partying and drinking every single day 4. watch proper movie/watch porn movie 5. appropriately have sexual contact with someone/ have no sexual contact at all or over do it

Stranger: Masturbating 手淫中……

歌曲名:Wanna Be G"S (M.O.P. Featuring Sheritha Lynch) (Amended Version)歌手:M.O.P.专辑:The SoundtrackI"m selling recordsWhat is it that you do?Sitting in your mama"s basement with a shiatsuPeanut butter on your dick right hand going clickWith your left hand giving you a rim jobSo now you want to talk about meWho"s name is on the marqueYou hate everything that you can"t beI"ve heard enough of itYOU"RE JUST A SELLOUT! TURNCOAT! ROCKSTAR!A PUSSY! POSER! ROCKSTAR!Because you"re nothing but a wannabeIt"s so easy when you"re facelessWhy don"t you focus on your miseryInstead of focusing on meSo number two that"s right, what is you"re rollingNow that your mama"s ford focus got stolenWell it don"t matter because you got nowhere to goSo back to hating frantic masturbatingSo now you want to talk about meYou know the songs that you download for freeYou hate everything that you can"t beI"ve heard enough of itYOU"RE JUST A SELLOUT! TURNCOAT! ROCKSTAR!A PUSSY! POSER! ROCKSTAR!Because you"re nothing but a wannabeIt"s so easy when you"re facelessWhy don"t you focus on your miseryInstead of focusing on meSo number two that"s right, what is you"re rollingNow that your mama"s ford focus got stolenWell it don"t matter because you got nowhere to goSo back to hating frantic masturbatingSo now you want to talk about meSo now you want to talk about meBecause you"re nothing but a wannabeIt"s so easy when you"re facelessWhy don"t you focus on your miseryInstead of focusing on meNothing but a wannabe!It"s so easy when you"re facelessWhy don"t you focus on your miseryInstead of focusing on meI"m selling records what is it that you doSitting in your mama"s basementI"m selling records what is it that you doI"m selling recordshttp://music.baidu.com/song/7936358

always-Doyoumasturbate intheevening?-Yes,always.-你晚上撸管吗？-是啊，总是撸。usually-Whatdoyouusuallydoinyoursparetime?-Masturbate.-你空余时间一般干嘛啊？-撸管。often-Howoftendoyou masturbate?-Twiceaday.-你多久撸一次？-一天两次。sometimes-Doyoufeelexhaustedafter masturbatingsometimes?-No,never.-你撸完管有时会感觉身体被掏空吗？-不，从不。never-Never masturbateinfrontofme!-Sorry,butIcan"tquitthat.-别再在我面前撸管！-抱歉，但我无法戒撸。-

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always-Do you masturbate in the evening?-Yes, always.-你晚上撸管吗？-是啊，总是撸。usually-What do you usually do in your spare time?-Masturbate.-你空余时间一般干嘛啊？-撸管。often-How often do you masturbate?-Twice a day.-你多久撸一次？-一天两次。sometimes-Do you feel exhausted after masturbating sometimes?-No, never.-你撸完管有时会感觉身体被掏空吗？-不，从不。never-Never masturbate in front of me!-Sorry, but I can"t quit that.-别再在我面前撸管！-抱歉，但我无法戒撸。-

Havoc Hailey, 曾用名Stacey Havoc,（注意，我没搞错，很多混PORN行业的艺名都是瞎起的，所以别在意到底哪个是姓哪个是名）。我也很喜欢她～不过她并不是真正的PORNSTAR，所以到现在为止都没什么作品的，只有一部masturbating的自拍，还有一部是所谓的流出xing爱视频，但从纹身来开应该是她。

1. olace Unsocialised being, originating from the depths of George Town, can often be witnessed masturbating, and attempting to have sexual intercourse with electronic equipment.

I am a dumb shit who didn"t focus on studying and instead spent my days masturbating to Japanese tentacle porn and playing COD stuffing my mouth with Doritos. I regret my gluttony, on lord in heaven take my virginity lest I become a drug addict.

The two ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed. The daughter of the family was with them, on the theory that she would keep the visitors occupied during the wait. The child was about six years old, snub nosed, freckled, buck toothed and bespectacled. She maintained a deep silence and the two ladies peered doubtfully at her. Finally, one of them muttered to the other, "Not very p-r-e-t-t-y, I fear," carefully spelling the key word. Whereupon the child piped up, "But awfully s-m-a-r-t!"

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