笑点在哪里,全英文还有一张照片头像是亨德尔的,据说存在笑点?请问笑点在哪里?

Emanuel是个有名的粗人(profane),所以这里obama的意思是,Emanuel经常说的是motherf*cker,在mother后面跟的是f*cker而不是day.

Whenever i think of what i said to you for the first time ,"take it easy, and i will not do anything on you", and it is this that has been a commen lauging material between us.

也就是客户存49999.90元 这样不足五万就不需要身份证了 有点讽刺银行

Love makes the world go around.
Love to us human is what water to fish.Love shines the most beautiful light of humanity,we born in it,we live by it.Too often we take it as granted,but we should know love is a priceless gift we should cherish.But how to cherish the love?I have heard a saying :the quickest way to receive love is to give it; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly the best way to keep love is to give it wings.
It is important for us to learn to love as the first class in our life.Only when you know how to love than you will be a real man in this world.Love brings us warmth in the fearful coldness,love brings us bright when life gets hard and dark.Love brings us confidence toward life when we are tired out and want to give up.
Love deserves all the admiring words,and love is even beyond the life and death.That is what love is all about in my eyes.

难道是Because 7 8 9.=7eight（eat）9,9和6很像吧~

the punchline low

没什么笑点,就是在剧情里挺好玩的

The Americans have a weird sense of humor.

“你才到碗里去”这句充满了傲娇语气的话

hell是地狱的意思,他以为到了阴间了,所以害怕

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but.sir.please listen to me.
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F.Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english.
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西,A一乞丐上前
A：先生,先生,请给我些面包,我饿得不行了.
B：（厌恶）让开,让开.（然后便起身离开,这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）
A：先生,先生（A看见后,立即拾起,追上了走远的B）
B：让开,让开啊,我没吃的了,也没钱了（看也不看A,仍自顾自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖,你这人怎么这么讨厌!（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊,你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢?
E：唉,人总是这么愚蠢啊~
D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠,这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了.
E：先生!你的钱包丢了!你怎么这么傻啊.
A与B同时回头,看见了那会说话的椅子E,吓昏过去了.这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了.于是F就报道了这一事件.
F：大家好,我是新闻记者F,今天我看见了一个奇异的现象,一个椅子说话了,两个人被吓昏了,下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人.
B：哦,上帝,哦,妈妈.
F：这个人傻了,我们不鸟他了,下面我采访一下另一个人吧,请问你为什么不告诉他,他的钱包丢了?
A：对不起,我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件,我们可以认识到,掌握一门外语的重要性,以及金钱给人类带来的影响.是吗,椅子?
E：是啊,是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉,人可真愚蠢,椅子也被他们弄傻了.
D：谁让这是一个童话呢……
可以么?

第一个笑话笑点在歧义.你写错字了,不是on是one.A说的是他爸爸能用一只手举起一只猪,B听成了“只有一只手的猪”（a pig with one hand),他说,你到哪找来只有一只手的猪?
第二个笑话笑点也是歧义,客人问理发师,你有没有给一个木头假腿的人剃过胡子（刮过毛）?理发师理解成了“用木头假腿剃胡子”,所以回答说,没有,我一般都用剃刀.

纯属无稽之谈！

英语中没笑点这个词
说某人笑点低,简单点说就是one is so slow in laughing
slow 是迟钝的意思

招手丢失自卑你的找的孤寂
为是奶奶已经不在的
一么一纸久违的的念。
这是因为过往的风种
个了·你逊色的堆砌美后宫

哥伦比亚大学是美国的著名高校.如果说有笑点的话,就是王力宏与李云迪的故事.之前言传王李是guy.后来为了澄清王力宏宣布他女友是哥伦比亚大学的李某某,并以结婚.紧接着李云迪说他也有女友也是哥伦比亚大学大学的田某（网友解释说是李云迪故意将王字一边加一横掩饰,二人是为了澄清故意都说有女友的）

冷酷的男孩从来不找抽

原句是爱情是从告白开始的里池早早说的,后来出现在爱情公寓4唐悠悠的台词中,增加了笑点.

★何时|笑点★变成符号

意译的话可以拿几个语境来,看上下文再帮你翻译最合适的措辞
What's so funny 有的时候用来当做加入某个聊天组的破冰语句.比如你看到一群人在说说笑笑想加入聊天,过去问“聊什么呢这么好笑”的意思.你美国朋友说的那个语境,应该是你已经在聊天对话过程中,别人讲了个笑话你觉得不好笑.这个语境我觉得说What's funny about that?I don't get it.更合适一些.这种日常口语怎么说的都有.

一天一个老人到餐馆吃饭,吃完后,对服务员说：“这块牛排为什么没有上周的新鲜!”服务员对老人说：“这块牛排就是上个星期的呀.”
One day an old man went to an restaurant to have dinner.After he finished that meal ,he asked the waiter about the reason why this piece of beefsteak was not fresh as the one he saw last week.The waiter said to him:This one is the one you saw last week!

这个是我原创的:碱式氢化脱三甲氧基零碳原甲酸三甲酯你如果能写出来的话,它真的是水……

错的,因为《龟兔赛跑》这个故事,是在兔子骄傲的情况下,如果兔子有认真的比赛的话,那兔子也会赢得.

指他讲的时间太长了，时间的计量单位都已月来算了，都结蜘蛛网了

翻译：富裕的八十岁男子娶了华丽的二十-三-岁女子.他的朋友们都很惊讶.他们问："你是如何说服她要嫁给你吗?"."我们知道你很富有,但一个女孩如此明亮和年轻和美丽吗?""我骗她,"他笑着说."我告诉她我是 90-四".那94岁的活不了很久,那女的可以继承他的遗产,他有钱嘛

这个笑话非常有意思,rumsfeld说死了three brazilian soldiers(三个巴西士兵),bush很紧张,他把brazilian听成是brazillion,以为是类似 million,billion,trillion这样数量级的一个单词,所以他问一个 brazillion数量级究竟是多大的单位.这个笑话讽刺bush是老农民没文化,哈哈,笑死我了.