玩笑的英语 读法和写法

B

I just make a joke
I can not prevent me from thinking about you
There has no the possibility to miss you .

play on
B
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teacher's
would like
楼上的,第四题为什么是teachers'啊,应该就是一个老师啊!

Dear Tom
I am sorry to hear of that .If I were you ,what I would do is Give a call to that friend and ask him for coffee or hang out and explain the misunderstanding face to face .In addition,tell that friend that "I respect the relationship between us very much .I love to keep it forever" .
In future,if some misunderstanding happen between friends ,just explain to them immediately.
Your sincerely
LI HUA

它们指汉字,2,比作孩子和鲜花

I was born in a small town in Yuncheng City eighteen years ago. I'm a girl with double-faced charicteristics. Jokely, I'm short of everything but self-conficence.I'm the only. I plan to do some business although I'm still a student in a foriegn laguage school. I know there're many obstacles waitting in my may,but I'll keep trying.All but forget, my interest is to make friends.Remember to call as you like.

英文原文：
A promise is just one's feeling in good mood
英式音标：
[ə; eɪ] [ˈprɒmɪs] [ɪz] [dʒʌst] [wʌnz] [ˈfiːlɪŋ] [ɪn] [gʊd] [muːd]
美式音标：
[e] [ˈprɑmɪs] [ɪz] [dʒʌst] [wʌnz] [ˈfilɪŋ] [ɪn] [ɡʊd] [mud] .

I really love you,if you don't believe it,forget it,when I opened a joke!

商人说：你会杀掉我.
分析：如果说强盗杀了他,这说明商人说对了,强盗得放了他；
如果他说错了,那说明强盗本就不想杀他,放了他就是很必然的事.了

You go too fa

Just kidding.口语中最常用的

比喻拟人

1. You know why people do not carry their ass? because they laughed it off!
知道为什么有些人不带他们的"屁股"吗? 因为他们把屁股笑掉了!
( 美国人有种说发, 就是LMAO, 意思就是说我把我的屁股都笑掉了也就是笑死的意思... LMAO 指的是 LAUGH MY ASS OFF)
2. You know why people stay in the corner when they are cold? because the corner is 90 degress.
知道为什么当你很冷的时候要呆在角落吗? 因为他是90度(美国人是用华施的.. 90度等于我们的25度)

1.
This one is really evil and takes alot of technical know-how to pull it off,but when I was a young'n interning at a dot com startup some of my co-workers played this joke on me (this joke works especially well on those who surf the web.a lot):
1) Set up a webserver inside the company (you can use your desktop and download apache or something like that) and set it up so all page requests display "the message"."The message" should contain something about the user violating network policies and imply that they are fired.For extra hillarity,put the network admin's number on the page and pay him off in mountain dew to go along with the prank.
2) Get onto unsuspecting victim's computer and change his default routing so that all web traffic goes through your webserver.
3) End result:User tries to surf the web,finds out they "violated network policy" and network admin tells them they are fired.
I dunno...it was funny when it happened to me :D
2.
Today is April Fool's Day which is a day to be careful,or you could easily get tricked by someone.It's April Fool's Day,a day when people traditionally like to try to make a fool of someone else and laugh at them.
So what kind of pranks do poeple play on April Fool's Day?Well,there are lots of simple tricks that you can play on your friends.For example,I changed the time on my husband's alarm clock so that he was late for work this morning.And,I glue a coin to the floor and I enjoyed to see how many people try to pick it up all the forenoon.
All these are small-scale practical jokes which you might play on one other person or a few people.
In fact,I would like to be fool as long as it's happy!Life is a long and circuit road,you need to find something to cheer up by yourself.Any way,happiness do not come without invitation.

C

题干的比喻是指大脑损伤造成意识出了问题，体现人脑对意识的意义，C正确。A、B不体现意识和人脑的关系。D说法错误。

Tom jokes make us laugh

It sounds unbelievable,I don't believe it was true

爱我只是你开的玩笑
Your loving me is simply a joke of yours.

I have a friend to me to play with him!His jokes,still like to smoke.My girl friend is rape!Alas,I want to make friends with him?

(擂 )战鼓
(抡 )哨棒
(挨 )惩罚
(植 )草木
(饮 )涧泉
(采 )山花
(摘 )树果
(开 )玩笑

i also want to buy this with 0.5 bulks,could you sell it to me i will take as much as you sell.please do not make this kind of joke anymore.we are not interested in this kind of inquiry.we only make business with those who really knows.i dont wanna waste our time.

1.将“（）”内使用不当的字划去.
祈祷 艰辛 兼顾 悲哀
2.在括号里填上恰当的表示数量的词.
一座荒岛 一艘大船 一场大火 一个窝棚
3.“你为什么要这样对我”中“这样”一词指的是什么?
答：指的是仅有的栖身之所----小窝棚也被烧毁.
4.文题是“上帝的玩笑”,请说说上帝跟幸运者开什么玩笑了?
答：坏事可以引出好的结果,好事也可以引出坏的结果.
5.有时好事可能变成坏事,而有时坏事又可能转化成好事,请你用一个成语来概括这一情况.并说说你身边的事例
塞翁失马焉知非福

I'm not into maths, for maths is immensely difficult to me.
1. Of course, this is just a joke.
2. I enjoy the process of learning English. I like communicating in English and American TV series are also a fancy to me.
3. However, I am too lazy to get ready to memorizing words, making my examination performance really poor.
4. Even though I know it is a long and tough period (to learn English well).
5. I will cherish every moment with everyone.
6. That is all for my speech. Thank you all for listening.

走自己的路，让别人说去吧！
但丁

啊,中国汉字,你真【秀美：你像一朵朵蕴含神秘的黑玫瑰在行间竞相怒放】
啊,中国汉字,你真【耀眼：你像一颗颗璀璨夺目的夜明珠在史上熠熠生辉】

1（和我们父母的）朋友开了一个玩笑.和我们的父母的是主语朋友的定语,开了是谓语,玩笑是宾语.
2骑着自行车去送信,主干是骑着车送信.骑着是谓语,自行是宾语的定语,去送一封信,去的后面是补语,一封是信的定语.
3进教室拿了书包往外走.主干是拿书包,进教室是拿的状语,书包是拿的宾语,往外走是拿的补语.
4不是个句子,（是个定语句子必须要有谓语,可以没有主语也可以没有宾语）全句就是个定语.
5像某某是一样的状语,全句就是对谓语一样的修饰.

If you think it is a joke,I hope you will get awakened when we get down to hell together.

What a sadness that the promised you made was just nothing but a piece of joke!

god makes a joke as huge as the sky for me

no matter what
as long as

The joke built on the suffering of others,it has lost some flavor of the joke.

- -越往后越多,或者老师是在试探你们,看看少的作业能不能认真完成,还是草草了事.
不公平啊,我也初一,为什么作业你们多~~~!

I used to give you my warmest hug,but you give back to me the most painful joke.

it's just a joke..

Is this the generosity of destiny or serpent's joke at a stroke?

对某人诚实
be honest to sb.
组织一个乐队
organize a band
对过路人演奏
play/ performance to passers-by
开某人的玩笑
play a joke on sb.
给某人干某事的机会
give sb a chance to do sth.
说实在的
honestly speaking
附上
这个我不太明白..脑袋里直接反应的就是P.S...或者attach to吧..
roll的名词就是roll
可以看看~

　 1.不管他跟我开什么玩笑,我都不生气.　　I am not angry with him,------jokes he--on me.　　2.布鲁斯太太对学生非常亲切,以至于学生把她当做母亲.　　Mrs. Bruce was kind to her students-- they her th...

猪 [简明汉英词典]
pig
swine
hog
不要鄙视小学生!
我会生气的!

笑闹
吵闹
打闹
热闹
嬉闹
胡闹
玩闹
瞎闹
喧闹
上面的有错别字,用我的~嘿嘿~瞎闹

I am not angry with him ,no matter what jokes he play on me

第一种加法：第二种加法：上联：今年真好,晦气全无,财帛进门 .上联：今年真好晦气,全无财帛进门.下联：昨夜生下,妖魔不是,好子好孙.下联：昨夜生下妖魔,不是好子好孙.

please don't play joke on him
thank you for giving me many mooncakes

When you feel good about yourself, life often and you off with a joke .

热爱书法,或是情于生活!也有可能是画画!

汉字 玩笑嬉戏.【主语+谓语】【谁怎么样】

1.many people attach much importance to college education.
2.he likes to play jokes on friends and relatives.
3.are you familiar with the rules of basketball match?
4.in addition.we need to discuss two more problems at the meeting.

1．偶尔 2．偶然 3．发现 4．发生

口语点的：
How to make fun of somebody?
正式点的：
How to play a joke on somebody?

我给你个很全的,昨天我们老师刚讲的!
make jokes
make jokes about
make fun of取笑,拿什么开玩笑
play a joke on sb
play a joke ／trick a joke 拿某人开玩笑,捉弄某人have a joke with sb
for fun闹着玩