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【吓呆】的意思是什么？【吓呆】是什么意思？ 【吓呆】的意思是： 1. 吓得目瞪口呆。 吓呆是什么意思 1. 吓得目瞪口呆。 吓呆的英语单词1.aghast2.petrify3.petrifaction4.stupefy 用吓呆造句 1.她一听到枪声就吓呆了。2.头目的大胆建议几乎把他们吓呆了。3.我们的旅客给莫名的恐惧吓呆了。4.这时顶楼上传来一声格外凄惨的悲啼，把尤金妮亚和她的母亲吓呆了。>

尊敬的意见是骇然。但可敬的舆论一直坚持错误最近，货币的发行也不例外

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⑴ 一只想飞的猫的语音故事 用手机下载喜马拉雅听 里面有，可以在线听 也可以下载的 满意望采纳 ⑵ 英语语音的童话故事 一个感人的英文小故事 A man came home form work late, tired and found his 5 years old son waiting for him at the door. "Daddy,may I ask you a questIon ?" "Yeah, sure, what is it?" replied the man. "Daddy, how much do you make an hour? " " If you must know, I make $20 an hour."" Oh,"the little boy replied, with his head down, looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I please borrow $10" the father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy, then you go to bed." The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. After about an hour or so,the man had calmed down. And started to think. Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $10 and he really didn"t ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the iIttle boy"s room and opened the door."Are you asleep, son?" he asked. "no daddy," replied the boy. "I"ve been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier." said the man, "Here"s the $10 you asked for." the little boy sat straight up, *** iling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry agaIn. The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father. "Why do you want more money? Is you already have some ?" the father asked. "Because I didn"t have enough, but now I do. "the little boy repiied, "Daddy , I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time ?Please e home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you." The World"s Greatest Sword *** an At an exhibition of the world"s best sword *** an, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world"s greatest sword *** an. His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest sword *** an had missed his target pletely, yet he continued to *** ile. "Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!" "Ah," replied the sword *** an, "you weren"t watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father." 世界上最伟大的击剑手 在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。 他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。 “你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中!” “啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了。” ⑶ 求感人的语音故事 财经夜读有好多感人的语音故事 建议去听听 ⑷ 幼儿语音故事 幼儿100个字 阿木静静地趴在一段干枯的树枝底下，他总觉得自己是多么的丑。小小的脑袋，细胳膊细腿，还眯缝着一双小眼睛。最要命的是自己的皮肤颜色，真不敢想象，居然这么难看。阿木紧紧地蜷缩起自己的身体，看起来像一块干裂的老树皮。 阿木喜欢远远地看着变色龙小姐，她住在隔壁牵牛花房里，她拥有牵牛花一样的粉红色的皮肤。“她真漂亮，我敢打赌，这是全世界最漂亮的变色龙。”阿木常常这么说。阿木把野玫瑰藏在背后，好几次都想拿去送给变色龙小姐，可是阿木担心自己丑陋的皮肤会吓坏朋友，每天只是远远地看着她。 夜晚来临，月亮爬上树梢。草丛里的紫色纺织娘，“轧织，轧织……”唱起歌来。 她的声音可真好听，在这美妙的音乐里，阿木陶醉了，他轻轻跟着哼起来。好几次，阿木都想上前打个招呼，做个好朋友吧。可是阿木担心自己丑陋的皮肤会吓坏朋友。每个夜晚阿木只是静静地听。 阿木还喜欢兔子白大，白大的毛真白，像天上的云朵一样。白大穿过草地的时候，像飞起来一样。当太阳升起的时候，白大都要做早锻炼，一蹦一跳的，每次跳过阿木的枯树枝，阿木紧张得心脏扑扑跳动。 阿木喜欢极了兔子、变色龙小姐、纺织娘……可阿木只是远远地看着他喜欢的朋友们。 “一二三四、二二三四……”兔子白大又在锻炼身体了。 “嗖!”的一声，兔子白大跳过来，一段干枯的树枝被踢到边上，阿木被撞得转了三个圈圈。“哎哟!”阿木揉揉腰站起来。 “哦，变色龙先生，真对不起，我没看见你在这儿，和我一起锻炼吧!” “真的可以和你一起锻炼吗?可是……” 兔子握住阿木的手，带着他一起跳起来。“哇……”跳起来的感觉真棒。 “哦，您好!天哪!原来这里还住着另一条变色龙。”变色龙小姐高兴地挽起阿木的手臂。 “可是，我的皮肤……”阿木担心起来。 “您的皮肤，草地的颜色，真好看!” 阿木低头一看，他也发现，离开了枯木头，自己的颜色和小草的颜色是一样的，真的很漂亮。 草地上，纺织娘“轧织，轧织……”地唱着歌，阿木和好朋友们一起跳起了圈圈舞。好朋友在一起，心情是美丽的。 ⑸ 用语音讲个童话故事 有好评 麦不行……给你下载个网上的有声读物吧 以及你可以在网络音乐里搜“儿童睡前故事” 网址 //music./search?key=儿童睡前故事 ⑹ 语音巧妙经典幽默笑话故事 有一只兔子非礼了一只狼(这只兔子很强吧), 然后就跑了,狼愤而追之, 兔子眼看狼快要追上了, 便在一棵树下坐下来, 戴起墨镜,拿张报纸看, 假装什么事也没有发生过, 这时狼跑来了,看见坐在树下的兔子, 问道:"有没有看见一只跑过去的兔子!" 兔子答道:"是不是一只非礼了狼的兔子?" 狼大呼:"不会吧!这么快就上报纸了!!!" ⑺ 故事的读音 带语音 故 事读音 gu shi 第四声第四声 ⑻ 语音情感故事网站 真实的情感经历：佛山电台 946.cn Mon---Fri 21:00----23:00 . 希望你能听懂粤语。 ⑼ 带语音的英语小故事猴子捞月 一天，有只小猴子在井边玩儿。 He looks in the well and shouts : 它往井里一瞧，高喊道： “Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!” “噢！我的天！月亮掉到井里头啦！” An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says, 一只大猴子跑来一看，说， “Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!” “糟啦！月亮掉在井里头啦！” And olderly monkey es over. 老猴子也跑过来。 He is very surprised as well and cries out: 他也非常惊奇，喊道： “The moon is in the well.” “糟了，月亮掉在井里头了！” A group of monkeys run over to the well . 一群猴子跑到井边来， They look at the moon in the well and shout: 他们看到井里的月亮，喊道： “The moon did fall into the well!Come on!Let"get it out!” “月亮掉在井里头啦！快来！让我们把它捞起来！” Then,the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down ,with his feet on the branch . 然后，老猴子倒挂在大树上， And he pulls the next monkey"s feet with his hands. 拉住大猴子的脚， All the other monkeys follow his suit, 其他的猴子一个个跟着， And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well. 它们一只连着一只直到井里。 Just before they reach the moon,the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky, 正好他们摸到月亮的时候，老猴子抬头发现月亮挂在天上呢 He yells excitedly “Don"t be so foolish!The moon is still in the sky!” 它兴奋地大叫：“别蠢了！月亮还好好地挂在天上呢！” ⑽ 语音讲故事如何做个成功的人 首先要善于倾听。 耐心听别人的意见建议，并给予适当的赞赏，让人愿意与你相处。 有不同意见的时候，语气要友好，要使用商量的语气。 其次要明确分工，避免独断专行，或者责任不明确。 确定每个人做的事 以及每件事由谁做。 然后尽全力做好自己负责的部分，特别是合作中切忌拖拉。

Deer with one eye blind in one eye first deer, to the sea grass, with her good eye he looked at the land, prepare for an attack the hunter, and the dog with a blind eye towards the sea, he considered that The other side will not happen any danger. Unexpectedly, some by boat from the sea through here and saw this deer, a stone"s throw took him Shedao the. When he was going to die, said to himself: "I really unfortunate that I landed to guard against that side, and I trusted the sea surface along the path I have brought this disaster. " The story is that the facts often We expected the opposite, that is a dangerous thing they would really safe, is believed to be safe but more dangerous.一只眼睛的鹿 有头瞎了一只眼的鹿，来到海边吃草，他用那只好的眼睛注视着陆地，防备猎人的攻击，而用瞎了的那只眼对着大海，他认为海那边不会发生什么危险。不料有人乘船从海上经过这里，看见了这头鹿，一箭就把他射倒了。他将要咽气的时候，自言自语地说：“我真是不幸，我防范着陆地那面，而我所信赖的海这面却给我带来了灾难。” 这故事是说，事实常常与我们的预料相反，以为是危险的事情却倒很安全，相信是安全的却更危险。

The World"s Greatest Swordsman At an exhibition of the world"s best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world"s greatest swordsman. His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile. "Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!" "Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren"t watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father." 世界上最伟大的击剑手 在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。 他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。 “你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中!” “啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了。” ————————————————————————————————————————— A Mistake An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I"ll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened." "Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene. "Where are the others?" asked a medic. "Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay." 搞错了 一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。” “成交!”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。 “其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。 “我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。” ———————————————————————————————————————— Pig or Witch A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen. 猪还是女巫 一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪！！”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。 ————————————————————————————————————————— Response Ability An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn"t constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It"s merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity." Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong." A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?" The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit." 答问技巧 衣阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币。别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时，牧师答道：“这仅仅是决定由谁来做一件善事的一种科学方法。” 当我人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时，他答道：“当然不会。毕竟，我可能会是错的。” 一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅？” 获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。” ———————————————————————————————————————— Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion. In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion. "What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief. "Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?" 伟大的猎手Jonesie 有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是，村长派人去请伟大的猎手Jonesie来杀死这只野兽。 猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后，他要求村长杀只羊然后把头皮给他。把羊皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。 半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。没有狮子出没的蛛丝马迹。 “Jonesie，怎么了？狮子在哪？”村长问。 “哪有狮子！”猎人怒吼道，“哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了？” ———————————————————————————————————————— Weather Predict A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn"t show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I"m depending on you. What will the weather be like?" The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don"t know," he said. "Radio is broken." 天气预报 一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了. 一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴. "印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气. 几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了. 最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?" 印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了." —————————————————————————————————————————— I Am Acting Like a Lady One day when women"s dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed. "You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can"t you act like a gentleman?" "Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady." 我要表现得象位女士 一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。 他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。 “你干嘛？”有人尖声叫道，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗？” “听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象个女士。” A Soldier"s Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it. When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in. Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip. 英语幽默：士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招 由于生意方面的事，罗宾逊先生得出趟门。因为有点紧急，他决定坐飞机。乘机旅行时，他喜欢靠窗坐，故而一登机，他就寻找一个靠窗的座位。他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着。在那空座位边坐着一名士兵。令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是，这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置。罗宾逊先生不管那些，他马上径直朝那个空座位走去。 然而，等到了那儿，他看见座位上有则启事，是用钢笔写的：“为保持装载平衡，特预设该位置，谢谢合作。”罗宾逊先生还从来没有在飞机上见过如此不同寻常的启事。不过，他想飞机上一定装了什么特别重的物品，于是他找了个不靠窗的位置。 又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他们看到那则启事就走开了。当快满座时，一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱。一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事。士兵用这种办法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。

1。 睡前祈祷 Julie正在做睡前祈祷。 "上帝啊，" 她说, "请您让Naples成为意大利的首都吧！让Naples成为意大利的首都吧！" 她妈妈打断了她，并问："Julie, 为什么你要让Naples成为意大利的首都呢?" Julie 答道, "因为我在我的地理考试上就这么答的。”

If it moves,kill it再有一点点的偏差，就会要了他的命

英语小故事大力神和车夫Hercules and the Wagoner A carter was driving a wagon along a country lane, when the wheels sank down deep into a rut. The rustic driver, stupefied and aghast, stood looking at the wagon, and did nothing but utter loud cries to Hercules to come and help him. Hercules, it is said, appeared and thus addressed him: "Put your shoulders to the wheels, my man. Goad on your bullocks, and never more pray to me for help, until you have done your best to help yourself, or depend upon it you will henceforth pray in vain." 一名车夫赶着货车沿着乡间小路行进。途中车轮陷入了很深的车辙中,再也无法前进。这时,愚蠢的车夫吓得茫然失措,一筹莫展,痴呆呆地站在那里,凝视着货车,不断地高声喊叫,求大力神来助他一把。大力神来到后,对他说:“朋友,用你的肩膀扛起车轮,再抽 打拉车的马。你自己不自力更生,尽力解决,仅靠祈求我,怎么行呢?” 寓言告诉我们: 自力更生,自助自立是克服困难的最好办法。Catch stone fisherman捕石头的渔夫 渔夫们拉网时,觉得很沉重,他们高兴得手舞足蹈,以为这一下子捕到了许多的鱼。 Fisherman who dragnet, feel very heavy, they danced for joy, thinking that this suddenly catch a lot of fish. 哪知把网拉到岸边,网里却满是石头和别的东西,没有一条鱼。哪知 the network pulled the shore, net里却full of stones and other things, not a fish. 他们十分懊丧,没捕到鱼倒也罢,难受的是事实与他们所预想的正好相反。 They are very Yusang, did not catch fish inverted worth mentioning at all uncomfortable with the fact that they expected the opposite is true. 他们中一个年老的渔夫说道:“朋友们,别难过,快乐总与痛苦在一起,她们如同一对姐妹。我们预先快乐过了,现在不得不忍受到一点点痛苦。” One of them elderly fisherman said: "friends, not sadness, joy and pain together total, they like a sister. Advance happy we have, and now had to endure the pain a little bit." 这故事是说,人生变化万千,正如有时晴朗的天空会突然发生风暴,不要因挫折而苦恼。 The story is that life is happening, as sometimes sunny skies will suddenly turmoil, not because of setbacks and frustration.

The Dog And The Shadow 狗和它的影子 A DOG, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, saw his own shadow in the water, and took it for that of another Dog, with a piece of meat double his own in size. He therefore let go his own, and fiercely attacked the other Dog, to get his larger piece from him. He thus lost both: that which he grasped at in the water, because it was a shadow; and his own, because the stream swept it away. 一条狗嘴里叼块肉,来到一座桥上.它看见水里有自己的影子, 以为是另一条嘴里也叼着一块比自己那块肉大一倍的狗.它忙丢下自己嘴里的那块肉,猛力地攻击水里的狗.试图去抢它的肉.结果,它两块肉都得不到. 因为那只是一个影子,它自己的影子而已.真正的肉也被水冲走了.

惊慌之极而面目变色。 成语出处： 清·石玉昆《三侠五义》第七十三回：“倪太守正与倪忠毫无主意，看见开门，以为恶奴前来陷害，不由的惊慌失色。” 成语例句： 次日，燕紫琼、宰玉蟾闻得 丈夫 又困在阵内，吓的 惊慌失色 ，坐立不宁。 ★清·李汝珍《镜花缘》第九十九回 繁体写法： 惊慌失色 注音： ㄐㄧㄥ ㄏㄨㄤ ㄕㄧ ㄙㄜˋ 惊慌失色的近义词： 惊慌失措 害怕紧张,以至不知所措、失去常态把我吓得惊慌失措 惊慌失色的反义词： 镇定自若 指面对灾难时冷静的表现表面上都镇定自若,像往常一样精神饱满 成语语法： 作谓语、定语、状语；指十分吃惊 常用程度： 常用成语 感情.色彩： 中性成语 成语结构： 补充式成语 产生年代： 古代成语 英语翻译： signs of alarm <stand aghast>

　　清代蒲松龄可算得上是位造鬼大家了。他在《聊斋志异》中,创造了众多的聪明善良、栩栩如生的鬼形象,寄寓着劝警人为善的内涵，国外也有这样的鬼 故事 哟，那些用英文写的短篇恐怖故事也是不错的。下面这些是我为大家推荐的几篇英文短篇恐怖故事　　英文短篇恐怖故事：discounts 　　He has been shopping for an afternoon, the day the people in the street shopping is a lot, didn"t expect more busy in the evening. Bought a lot of bargains tie-gang liu is here. 　　Is going to go home, he saw a lot of people in the square in around the bullpen. At this time, the stage of the host asked: who else? 　　Tie-gang liu squeeze, yells excitedly and me, and I. 　　The host said, pointing to tie-gang liu: good, is you, come on up. 　　Tie-gang liu walked on stage, ask the host: you this is what activities? 　　Host not to talk, then, a person toward tie-gang liu came along. Tie-gang liu a look carefully, this bloody, long tongue, my god, this is where people? Clearly this is the ghost! 　　Again, under the stands tie-gang liu crashed, unexpectedly is all ghosts around. He wanted to run, but walked on stage the ghost of an axe in his knees, legs are on sale. Then a few axes, tie-gang liu"s leg was cut off. 　　The ghost with one leg, walked over and said: well, the leg is so fresh, this activity is so good today. 　　Never imagined, in this pit dad discounts, tie-gang liu finally also received gifts. Is a beautiful gift the wheelchair, is suitable for leg of the disabled. Tie-gang liu a bottom to sit on, however, that the wheelchair to deformation, fell to the ground tie-gang liu dynasty god shout loudly: it is made of paper! 　　英文短篇恐怖故事：Infant spirits 　　I am a private hospital nurse interns, the hospital is a hospital, actually very small, only 2 doctors, 3 nurses. Just another nurse have something these days, I have added several days of continuous night shift. 　　Today, I check the bed as usual, looked at only one patient in the hospital in asleep, I was relieved. Check after I went to the peace of mind of face up before class. 　　When I am sleepy, a heavy breathing sound woke me. 　　Doctor, what did you see my children, my children was missing. I saw a woman wearing a hospital gown with eyes to ask me. 　　I"m thinking, this is not good, the child lost, this is a big deal. I quickly picked up the phone and call 110. 　　Hello, hello, hello. Somehow, the phone has been couldn"t get through. 　　So I said to the woman: you don"t try so hard, the first is when I found the missing. 　　Eleven years ago, I wait here for a long time, is not. The girl you say it, I instantly cold sweat will come down. 　　Have you seen my child? Ha ha. Ha ha. The woman suddenly mad, tugged at my sleeve not to live with a smile. 　　I"m struggling to leave this place. 　　I"m sorry, I"m sorry. At that time the hospital came a middle-aged man, the mouth while talking to me, side to open the I and the woman. 　　We are two men separated, I looked at the woman. 　　Men bow was bowed to me, I am very sorry the tone said: I"m sorry ah, is really sorry, this is my wife, you don"t argue with her, her mind a bit of a problem. 　　Oh, in that case, I didn"t hurt, ok. 　　Thank you for your generous ah. Man thank you once again. 　　In conversation with men I"ve learned that the woman"s story. Originally, 11 years ago, women and men married, shortly after pregnancy. However, things didn"t work out... it all good life was broken, women suffered a miscarriage, like this for a child of a woman, especially is how cruel thing it is when the mother of the woman. Since women"s mental disorders, each time to see the hospital, all want to go in search of her children, and men guarded her silently 　　What I expressed sympathy, off after the man, I can"t calm for a long time. 　　Finally went away, ha, ha, ha. I heard a strange laugh, I follow the sound to find, when I find out for me at that time was aghast. 　　This sound is not others, turned out to be myself, I turned out to be opposite me!!!!!!!!!!!! 　　How did this happen? What I puzzled. I now is a person is a ghost? Who can tell me. 　　Ha ha ha ha ha, your body seems to be very good! In my body"s sake, I don"t swallow your soul. You have to do is to play with me. In front of my body with a small smile at me. 　　You what the hell are you? I"m in a trembling voice asked. 　　I am infant spirits, since I become infant spirits, devouring the soul of man, I gradually have the independent consciousness, the woman has been looking for me, I have being reborn, I hate her. You look behind you, she is now like you, ha ha ha ha ha ha. 　　I looked back a look, sure enough, the woman has died, the soul is gone. 　　Why are you so, she is your mother. 　　She is my mother wouldn"t eat abortion phytotoxicity to death me, she is on the surface of love of children, but do you know the truth. She had to go to work abroad to keep the family eat medicine abortion, deceives everyone. Also shed crocodile tears for me. She is to be I scared, I hate her. Infant spirits bold said. 　　I listened to also want to defend a few words, but I found that my soul is in melting little by little. 　　Ha, ha, ha, you also disappeared. 　　I can"t completely listen to infant spirits. 　　Baby infant spirits encyclopedic knowledge, spirit is a kind of non-human not god ghost not evil, is to stay in the Yin and Yang of the fetus or baby"s dead, the living baby is greater than the ghost hatred spirit, its sound is similar to the cat. Infant spirits is greater than the ghost hatred, and hatred will increase due to the growing force itself, the food of them at first, since the only survival, is the biological mother, typically in women"s life can only accept three infant spirits of pay, once crossed, women must deficiency of body, mental disorder, this is her weakness yuan god, maternal yuan god is weak, the vigour of infant spirits growing need is relatively more. Its mother"s body can"t get enough energy, will naturally look about like, insufficient supply, at this time they will increasingly expanding the scope of the outbound will naturally meet other mountain ghosts and evil spirit, make some terrible thing, and so on! 　　英文短篇恐怖故事：The ghosts under the tree 　　I was a child growing up in rural, so for me, now life makes me very satisfied, buy house, lived with a beautiful wife, but it all because of that tree,...... I returned to the backward old village in their hometown ten years ago. 　　During the 11 holidays, I drove with his family, said going to have a walk to go travel, family, is my wife and I, two people actually meant to go to Tibet, but because I am just a person to drive, so the final decision still look on the back to my hometown, and barely can be picturesque scenery, where the decision for his wife, I am against, because there, hidden in one of my secret, a secret of the unknown. 　　My hometown in north jiangsu an ordinary mountain, in recent years because of the bad economy has been in the village leadership decided to have a farmhouse, in order to attract tourists growing economy of the village. Actually in our village ten years ago is a wealthy businessmen to invest, good tens of millions of money is said to have at that time, going to build a large leisure resort here, but in the end that people don"t know is intentionally, or had an accident, he mysteriously disappeared, finally all disturb the police, to the investigation in the village about a few months, also dropped, I was just an ordinary small bludger, in the village lived a day doing nothing all day, from the wealthy after missing, I feel I can"t so alive, so I left the village, I growth for twenty years alone carrying a big bag, arrived at the lively metropolis progress. 　　Here there are four hours" drive away from my hometown, we soon came to the home of the stranger, the big tree in the village, all like hasn"t changed, shake the leaves rustling of ring, as if in welcome me, but I know, that"s not welcome me, instead of laughing at me. 　　O son ah, you come back? In the outside? At home, my mother was hurriedly come over to help me to take things, this time I noticed to a stranger in the home, the man looked at the give me a sense of danger. 　　Mom, this is who? I asked, nervous. 　　Oh, this is the county police comrade, saying is to investigate what case, come to my house to ask. 　　I have a sense of disgust for the police, so I had to bring your wife to go out to look to the village. 　　Walking, I came to the village, at this moment, I suddenly noticed that under the big tree in the village, stood a man, the figure is so so familiar? I looked at the tree leng leng trance, the wife see me half a day didn"t speak, just curious ran down my eyes in the past, and then ask me: what do you see? So god? Said the hand dangle in front of my eyes. 　　You see the man under the tree look like ah, I see how so like our primary school classmates, dog? Because my wife and I are primary school students, so I will ask her. 　　Where someone ah, you? His wife looked at me turn a puzzling. 　　What? Not stood a man over there? You see, is there! I be nasty, clearly there was a man, his wife, how can see? Her eyes is famous for his good. 　　Just then, the man suddenly disappeared in front of him, just like never appear in there. 　　How can I rubbed his eyes, and then to look under the tree, all of a sudden! A red thing suddenly across in front of my eyes, I saw a middle-aged man wearing a suit sitting under the tree, as if looking for something. The man, a sense of familiar and strange to me, when he is in there? With a heart of doubt, I muster up courage to slowly close to the big tree, I want to see who is the man, and just the sudden disappearance of dog exactly where to go. 　　Slowly, I near the tree, the tree bouts of blowing wind, I feel it is a bone-chilling cold, it is not so cold in winter? But if I"m careful enough, you will find that no wind blowing leaves, it obviously is not normal. 　　The man facing the squat down under the tree, all seems to be a long time to wash the dirty suit, also faintly above have a little something moving. The closer the man, the more I felt a twinge of fear. 　　Whoops, how is gone, I can"t find it. 　　I vaguely hear what the man said, seems to be something I can"t find it. 　　Hello, did you just see a boy standing under the tree? I want to ask him about the dog isn"t here just now I see. 　　I can"t find it, I can"t find it, give it back to me, back to me, my head! Suddenly, the man fiercely turn round, I found that frightened people all over the neck! He is looking for him on the head just now? 　　You you you are! Ghost ah what struck me, screaming turned to want to escape from here, actually I should have thought of, but why didn"t I think? 　　When I turned around and want to escape, suddenly a figure stood in my way, I suddenly looked up, found that the man is a dog! He come from? Why I have no response! 　　The dog? You are you still alive? In front of me without looking at the dog, pale complexion appear is so terror, behind the ghost don"t know when I silently appear without the head behind the dog, quietly standing there. 　　You finally came back, I can take vengeance, I finally can take revenge, ha ha ha ha 　　Dog suddenly came to my side, at the moment I want to escape too late, watching that o have no head of ghosts and dog jump on me, I closed my eyes 　　The next day, someone found unconscious under the tree I put my back in the home. When I woke up from a coma, don"t know when my hand was handcuffed a pair of frozen handcuffs. 　　Originally, the village of long before I came to that tree was a strong wind blow down, someone found two lines under the tree decomposed body, and then call the police, the police in my house is to look into the matter, and I, in a coma, loudly Shouting don"t kill me, when I killed you buried under a tree, I know I was wrong, I confess. So I am the creation of two bodies, the police, of course, don"t leave me alone. 　　Perhaps, the police is my best end-result, that tree, and under a tree, I"m afraid to torment me for a lifetime.猜你喜欢： 1. 英语鬼故事 2. 英语鬼故事:穿越时空 3. 恐怖英语鬼故事两篇 4. 英语鬼故事:门廊鬼影(中英文) 5. 英语鬼故事:死亡城(中英文)

英文绕口令A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood. A big black bug bit a big black bear. Where"s the big black bear the big black bug bit? A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: "I"m a bitter biter bit, alack!" A bloke"s back bike brake block broke. A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits. A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue. A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "Let"s flee!" and the fly said to the flea "Let"s fly!" Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue. A laurel-crowned clown! A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory. A noisy noise annoys an oyster. A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail. A tree toad loved a she-toad who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad but a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win the three-toed she-toad"s heart, for the two-toed tree toad loved the ground that the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn"t please her whim. From her tree toad bower with her three-toed power the she-toad vetoed him. A tutor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?" All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can"t have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I"ll have a cup of tea! Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts. Are our oars oak? A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net. A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake. A writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said: "It is not right to write Wright as "rite"---try to write Wright aright!" A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more? B Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter. Betty better butter Brad"s bread. Black bugs" blood. Brad"s big black bath brush broke. Bright blows the broom on the brook"s bare brown banks. Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons - balancing them badly. Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter"s bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter -- that would make my batter better." Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears" babies. Bill"s big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks. C. Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved. Cheap ship trip. Cheryl"s chilly cheap chip shop sells Cheryl"s cheap chips. Chop shops stock chops. Crisp crusts crackle crunchily. D. Diligence dismisseth despondency. Don"t pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps. Double bubble gum bubbles double. Dust is a disk"s worst enemy. E. Ed had edited it. F. Flash message! Flee from fog to fight flu fast. Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread. Freshly fried fresh flesh. Freshly-fried flying fish. Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn"t fuzzy. Was he? G. Gertie"s great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie"s grammar. Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle. Give me the gift of a grip top sock: a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock. Give Mr. Snipa"s wife"s knife a swipe. Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. Good blood, bad blood. Greek grapes. H. He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood. I. I am not the pheasant plucker, I"m the pheasant plucker"s mate. I am only plucking pheasants "cause the pheasant plucker"s running late. I cannot bear to see a bear bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, "Forbear!" I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor"s reckoning. I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet, I sit. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn"t the thought I thought I thought. I wish you were a fish in my dish. If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews? If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing. If a shipshape ship shop stocks six shipshape shop-soiled ships, how many shipshape shop-soiled ships would six shipshape ship shops stock? Irish wristwatch. Is there a pleasant peasant present? Is this your sister"s sixth zither, sir? 来源 漂泊者 原文：http://www.piaobozhe.com/read.php?tid=3027

跪求英语幽默短文 700-800字 200分！！！！ The World"s Greatest Sword *** an At an exhibition of the world"s best sword *** an, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world"s greatest sword *** an. His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest sword *** an had missed his target pletely, yet he continued to *** ile. "Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!" "Ah," replied the sword *** an, "you weren"t watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father." 世界上最伟大的击剑手 在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。 他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。 “你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中!” “啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了。” 做蛋糕作文800字带有幽默 星期五，老师布置了一个有趣的作业——做蛋糕。材料是：10个鸡蛋、1斤白糖、450克面粉、25克发酵粉。制作方法在劳动书上。我一看这个作业，不禁在心里喊道：“太好了，这个作业简单极了！” 到了星期六晚上，材料终于买齐了。为了把这次作业做好，妈妈、爷爷和奶奶也一起参加我的制作。我和妈妈一起做，奶奶和爷爷做我们的“技术顾问”。我先找来了一个不大不小的不锈钢盆，把10个鸡蛋打了进去。打鸡蛋时我照书上说的，一股脑儿地把白糖倒了进去，接着就开始搅蛋了。我打了半天，只打出了几个硕大的泡泡，不过几秒钟就破掉了。这时，我又继续打，可是费了九牛二虎之力。鸡蛋好像跟我作对似的，怎么也打不起来泡泡来。累得我的肩膀又酸又痛。我只好向妈妈求助了。只见妈妈一手“抄”起打蛋器，“干脆利落”地“进”里“哗哗哗”最高速度打了起来。不过一会儿，大大小小的泡泡便出来了……渐渐地，泡泡越来越多，可以把面粉和发酵粉加到鸡蛋里去了。我一点一点地把面粉和发酵粉倒入盆中，让妈妈顺着一个方向搅拌。搅拌的时候，奶奶也来帮忙，拿锅烧水。水烧好了，我又把浆糊似的蛋糕糊倒进了涂了花生油的盆子里，再放到锅里蒸。 呀！终于放了进锅里，我们都松了一口气，好象刚才在打仗一样：妈妈轻轻地甩着酸痛的胳膊；奶奶坐在椅子上拍着手上的面粉；爷爷不停地走来走去；我呢，焦急而又小心地在望着锅。我心想，我们蒸的蛋糕一定又松又软，可爱极了。15分钟过去了，我一个箭步“噌”地跑到了锅前。结果呢？让我心目中的蛋糕从天堂飞到了地狱。只见一个黄黄的不松不软的“蛋糕”出现在我的面前。天啊！2个小时的辛苦就这样泡汤了。 这件事使我明白，做什么事都要用心做,要仔细分析,掌握要领.这次做蛋糕没有做好,是在某些环节做得不好,比如蒸蛋糕的盆子太高,火力不足或时间太长等,使蛋糕失去了风味。 通过这次做蛋糕,还使我认识到,有些事情看起来简单,其实要做好并不容易,需要反复实践。我相信实践才能出真知。 对幽默表现的理解的作文 800字 我有一个风趣幽默的妈妈。正因为如此，我的性格也很开朗，谁叫妈妈给了我那么多的幽默细胞。我的妈妈有1.68米，秀长的身材，因为生了我，肚子有点大。爸爸有时笑话她，她却一点不生气。她说:“像一只小熊猫一样。不是很好嘛!”。我妈妈从没用过一丁点儿化妆品，有时还用我的“强生婴儿润肤露”，我问她，她总是说:“你看妈妈皮肤多好，因为我是小宝贝!”。我妈就这样，更可笑的是3年前……。 那天，我骑着童车与妈妈去街心花园散步。忽然，妈妈想起有人叫她去谈天。于是，妈妈马上把我送回家，蹬着小车去了。那动作一摇一摆，灵活自如。听妈妈讲，那天大街上的人都朝她看，边看边笑。弄得妈妈很不好意思。 有一次，家里的窗帘钩子掉了几个，拉不开了。爸爸爱自己弄，结果一天之内没修好，所以很生气。妈妈想逗爸爸笑，于是躲藏在窗帘后“吱啦”一声，拉开窗帘，微笑着上前一步，随手举起一根木条当作“话筒”，唱起了歌，声情并茂地唱完后，她挥着手说:“再见，我忠实的歌迷们!”我和爸爸“卟噗”地笑了一下，越笑越开心，笑成了“哈哈……哇哈哈!”。怎么搞的，爸爸也笑了?原来妈妈的一首歌，竟把窗帘拉开了。所以呢，爸爸笑着又开始装窗帘钩。嘿!妈妈你真行。你是我们的“开心果”，一颗永远开心的“开心果”一个永远的开心妈妈!妈妈，我爱你。 一次家务劳动作文800字(带有幽默语句) 幼时，儿时，少年时一个个透明的日子，都像一块块湛蓝的宝石，凝缩着每一滴欢笑的泪水，洁白的纸上涂上了梦想的色彩，也记录着我们在一起时的许多欢乐。在我的成长过程中，有这样一件事使我深有感悟，那就是学洗碗。 那是我上三年级时，在一个星期天的午饭后，我坐在屋里看电视，忽然，从厨房里传来哗哗的流水声和盆碗相撞的叮叮当当声，就像电子琴合奏。我好奇地跑进厨房，想看个究竟。噢，原来是妈妈在洗碗。我看着妈妈那轻松、熟练的动作，心想，洗碗看来并不是很难吧！我也应该帮妈妈分担点儿家务劳动了。于是我对妈妈说：“妈妈，让我来试试洗碗吧！”妈妈高兴地答应了。 说干就干，我站在洗碗池前，卷起袖子，学着妈妈的样子，把一滴滴洁洁灵倒在洗碗巾上，左手拿着碗，右手拿着洗碗巾，洗起碗来。对于我来说，洗碗看起来容易，但做起来真不是一件轻松的事。碗在我手中，就像一只淘气的小猫咪，一点儿也不听话，还一个劲地往下滑，我一把没抓住，碗就在地上炸开了花。我既紧张又有些害怕，急忙把“粉身碎骨”的碗扔进垃圾箱。 “没关系，不要着急，慢慢来。”妈妈站在旁边鼓励我，还手把手地教给我：左手要抓牢碗，右手用洗碗巾来擦，两只手动作要协调，让碗在手中慢慢转动的同时，用洁洁灵洗遍碗的全身，这样油渍就下去了，再放在水池中涮一下，最后打开水龙头，用清水清洗。我鼓起勇气，按照妈妈教给我的方法去做，碗在我手中由淘气的小猫咪变成了乖巧的小兔子，顺从地让我洗着。我终于把水池中的碗一个一个洗得干干净净。并且把它们整整齐齐地摆放到另一个水盆中控水。爸爸妈妈看了非常高兴，夸我是个既懂事又爱劳动的好孩子。 一次洗碗的尝试，使我真正感悟到了劳动的辛苦和经过不懈努力而取得成功的快乐。更使我懂得了，只有亲自去做，善于动脑，在困难面前不退缩，才能锻炼自己，增长本领。我会在自己成长的道路上，在学习和生活中不断地磨炼自己，做一个自强自立的好少年。 创作一篇具有欧式幽默的小说,800字左右._ 你可以去看一看，莫泊桑和欧亨利的文章对你可能有启发 恐怖故事800字，快，搞笑的也行，只要有关于鬼的就行，越恐怖越好 有一天，复末班车上来制一个中年妇女。上车后一直在跟司机聊天。妇女拿了一袋苹果，她问司机是否喜欢吃苹果，司机说喜欢，妇女便递给他一个，并轻叹：“我生前也特别喜欢吃苹果。”司机惊恐。妇女无辜的说：“我生孩子之前也很喜欢吃苹果的。” 一个年轻女子坐电梯，到三楼时有两名男子也准备坐电梯，但是往电梯里一看，竟说：“这么多人，我们别坐了。”女孩吓得赶快跑了出来——因为，电梯里只有她自己 一个大胆的女孩子和自己的好朋友一同去一栋鬼楼，两人在里面翻东西时，看到一本相册，于是她们翻开来看，里面是女孩的照片。当看到一半时，她的好朋友说：“你不觉得这个女孩很像我吗？” 给你一个网址，里面都是幽默的鬼故事 //flashmayi/article/showlist.php?class=6 作文《不期而至的幽默》800字 带媳妇去爬山。。在山顶凉亭休息。亲昵的搂着媳妇，作强吻状，谁知道她突然来一句：姐夫，别这样！ 当时那么多人都盯着我看。。。 他是位性格幽默的人作文800字 哪里来都没有，哪里都是骗人的自，都是木马病毒。 你要是真的不怕中毒，不怕木马，不怕封号和盗号的死不怕的话！就用吧！? 真不知道为何一天到晚这么多问外挂的，中国好游戏都是被外挂害黄的。 一看到外挂问题，我就想提醒所有人。一般这样的第三方软件，其制作原理就是要调用用户信息，也就是说，外挂本身就是最大的木马。当你在使用过程中，实际上，你的电脑等于对另一端敞开了大门。 而且，当你使用外挂的时候，你的游戏体验感将会大大下降，玩游戏到底是为了啥呢！ 所以，奉劝你不要使用这类软件。你不觉得这将得不偿失吗？ 大家在上网的时候，也一定要注意网络安全，防止外挂、木马的侵袭，这里推荐大家使用腾讯电脑管家，它集合木马、杀毒于一身，更有全国最大最全的安全库。另外，在国际权威的安全软件评测机构AV-Comparatives官网正式发布的2013年3月《恶意软件检测率测试》评测结果中，腾讯电脑管家与金山毒霸并列全球第二位，99.6%的超高检出率仅次于GDATA2013，低误报率更是全国最优。 急求一篇关于“自信”的幽默演讲稿，800字左右，谢谢，在线坐等 《扬起自信的风帆》 自信的定义是什么？我希望拥有自信，可是，这些自信从哪里来的呢？是从心底里，从心中所发出的自信。 以前的我不是一个自信的人，因为我没有自信的本钱。我不敢自信，并且，我害怕，害怕盲目的自信只会带来一次又一次的失败。我想：我要寻找自信，我要拥有自信的本钱！ 自信在哪里？我想要的自信究竟在哪里？是需要我的努力才能拥有自信吗？是要等价交换吗？可是，我该怎么样才能做到呢？ 我要自信，自信就像风帆一样，而我就是扬帆的人，我要扬起自信的风帆。 我曾经很努力很努力的去做一件事，我很自信，所以我成功了。 可是，当我们失败的时候，我很自然地就会有一种失落感。我仿佛觉得自信不再呆在我的身边了，因为我已经失去了自信了。 这是的帆慢慢地向下垂，不再有以前的那种气势了。 在 *** 涛汹涌的人生大海中，遇到这么多的风浪是难免。可是，有时我也会想：我已经很自信很努力地去做一件事了。可是，为什么灾难都要降临在我的身上呢？为什么连让我拥有自信的机会也不给？ 我要扬起自信的风帆，我要带领身边的人走出失落。 我明白这也许很难做到。但是我自信，我相信自己能出色地完成这件事。所以谁也没有能力去阻止。 有自信就有力量，有自信就一定可以去为自己的梦想而努力，并且实现。 所以自信还是再次地降临到我的身上，它给予我力量。同时，我也要用自信去创造成功。 我不相信命运是注定的，我相信只要有自信的风帆，我就能为成功而扬帆。 我要把自己从命运中解放出来，即使遇到无数的挫折与失败，但我仍然能站起来，这就是自信。 因为自信，所以我不相信命运。 因为自信，所以我相信自己能成功。 因为自信，所以我要努力奔向成功。 自信是心中的一种理想，一种坚定不移的毅力。 从现在开始，我就要做一名优秀的扬帆者，我要为自己扬起自信的风帆，奔向成功，实现自己的理想。我相信，我能行。 （二） 以幽默与生活为话题写一篇800字以上的文章 ……

sight 英[sau026at] 美[sau026at] n. 视力;看见;视野;景象 vt. 看见，发现;瞄准;观察;调准瞄准器 vi. （用仪器）瞄准;观察 [例句]Eg. he stood aghast at the terrible sight.他被那可怕的景象吓呆了。sight of you 眼里有你。望采纳。

1.关于雪莱的诗 TO —. When passion"s trance is overpast, If tenderness and truth could last, Or live, whilst all wild feelings keep Some mortal slumber, dark and deep, I should not weep, I should not weep! It were enough to feel, to see, Thy soft eyes gazing tenderly, And dream the rest—and burn and be The secret food of fires unseen, Couldst thou but be as thou hast been, After the slumber of the year The woodland violets reappear; All things revive in field or grove, And sky and sea, but two, which move And form all others, life and love. 1821. By Percy Bysshe Shelley 当销魂荡魄的欢乐已成为过去， 如果，爱和真诚犹能够继续， 尚有生命， 尽管狂热的感受在作深沉黑暗死一般的安息。 我就不会哭泣！我就不会哭泣！ 能感觉、能看见：你在凝视， 那温柔的双眸脉脉深含情意， 而想象其余。 燃烧并且成为无形烈火的燃料 也就足够。 你若能始终如一，不变依旧。 每当年岁又经历过一度休眠， 紫罗兰花会在林地重新出现， 天地和海洋， 万物都会复苏， 例外的独有赋予万物以形态、 给予万物以活力的生命、和爱。 雪莱（致——当销魂荡魄的欢乐已成过去） 看是你提问，给你copy来的·· 希望是你要的··O（∩_∩）O~ 2.英国著名诗人雪莱 诗《云》 我为焦渴的鲜花，从河川，从海洋， 带来清新的甘霖； 我为绿叶披上淡淡的凉荫，当他们 歇息在午睡的梦境。 从我的翅膀上摇落下露珠，去唤醒 每一朵香甜的蓓蕾， 当她们的母亲绕太阳旋舞时摇晃着 使她们在怀里入睡。 我挥动冰雹的连枷，把绿色的原野 捶打得有如银装素裹； 再用雨水把冰雪消溶，我轰然大笑， 当我在雷声中走过。 我筛落雪花，洒遍下界的峰岭山峦， 巨松因惊恐而呻吟呼唤； 皑皑的积雪成为我通宵达旦的枕垫， 当我在烈风抚抱下酣眠。 在我那空中楼阁的塔堡上，端坐着 庄严的闪电——我的驭手， 下面有个洞穴，雷霆在其中幽囚， 发出一阵阵挣扎怒吼； 越过大地，越过海洋，我的驭手 轻柔地指引着我， 紫色波涛深处的仙女，以她们的爱 在把他的心诱惑； 越过湖泊、河川、平原，越过馋崖 和连绵起伏的山岭， 无论他向往何处，他所眷恋的精灵 永远在山底、在水中； 虽然他会在雨水中消溶，我却始终 沐浴着天廷蓝色的笑容。 血红的朝阳，睁开他火球似的眼睛， 当启明熄灭了光辉， 再抖开他烈火熊熊的翎羽，跳上我 扬帆疾驰的飞霞脊背； 象一只飞落的雄鹰，凭借金色的翅膀， 在一座遭遇到地震 摇摆、颤动的陡峭山峰巅顶 停留短暂的一瞬。 当落日从波光粼粼的海面吐露出 渴望爱和休息的热情， 而在上方，黄昏的绯红帷幕也从 天宇的深处降临； 我敛翅安息在空灵的巢内，象白鸽 孵卵时一样安静。 焕发着白色火焰的圆脸盘姑娘， 凡人称她为月亮， 朦胧发光，滑行在夜风铺展开的 我的羊毛般的地毯上； 不论她无形的双足在何处轻踏， 轻得只有天使才能听见， 若是把我帐篷顶部的轻罗踏破， 群星便从她身后窥探； 我不禁发笑，看到他们穷奔乱窜， 象拥挤的金蜂一样， 当我撑大我那风造帐篷上的裂缝， 直到宁静的江湖海洋 仿佛是穿过我落下去的一片片天空， 都嵌上这些星星和月亮。 我用燃烧的缎带缠裹太阳的宝座， 用珠光束腰环抱月亮； 火山黯然失色，群星摇晃、颠簸—— 当旋风把我的大旗张扬。 从地角到地角，仿佛巨大的长桥， 跨越海洋的汹涌波涛； 我高悬空中，似不透阳光的屋顶， 柱石是崇山峻岭。 我挟带着冰雪、飓风、炽烈的焰火， 穿越过凯旋门拱， 这时，大气的威力挽曳着我的车座， 门拱是气象万千的彩虹； 火的球体在上空编织柔媚的颜色， 湿润的大地绽露笑容。 我是大地和水的女儿， 也是天空的养子， 我往来于海洋、陆地的一切孔隙—— 我变化，但是不死。 因为雨后洗净的天宇虽然一丝不挂， 而且，一尘不染， 风和阳光用它们那凸圆的光线 把蓝天的穹庐修建， 我却默默地嘲笑我自己虚空的坟冢， 钻出雨水的洞穴， 象婴儿娩出母体，象鬼魂飞离墓地， 我腾空，再次把它拆毁。 3.雪莱著名的诗 雪莱.《西风颂》 哦，狂暴的西风，秋之生命的呼吸！ 你无形，但枯死的落叶被你横扫， 有如鬼魅碰到了巫师，纷纷逃避： 黄的，黑的，灰的，红得像患肺痨， 呵，重染疫疠的一群：西风呵，是你 以车驾把有翼的种子催送到 黑暗的冬床上，它们就躺在那里， 像是墓中的死穴，冰冷，深藏，低贱， 直等到春天，你碧空的姊妹吹起 她的喇叭，在沉睡的大地上响遍， （唤出嫩芽，象羊群一样，觅食空中） 将色和香充满了山峰和平原。 不羁的精灵呵，你无处不远行； 破坏者兼保护者：听吧，你且聆听！ 2 没入你的急流，当高空一片混乱， 流云象大地的枯叶一样被撕扯 脱离天空和海洋的纠缠的枝干。 成为雨和电的使者：它们飘落 在你的磅礴之气的蔚蓝的波面， 有如狂女的飘扬的头发在闪烁， 从天穹的最遥远而模糊的边沿 直抵九霄的中天，到处都在摇曳 欲来雷雨的卷发，对濒死的一年 你唱出了葬歌，而这密集的黑夜 将成为它广大墓陵的一座圆顶， 里面正有你的万钧之力的凝结； 那是你的浑然之气，从它会迸涌 黑色的雨，冰雹和火焰：哦，你听！ 3 是你，你将蓝色的地中海唤醒， 而它曾经昏睡了一整个夏天， 被澄澈水流的回旋催眠入梦， 就在巴亚海湾的一个浮石岛边， 它梦见了古老的宫殿和楼阁 在水天辉映的波影里抖颤， 而且都生满青苔、开满花朵， 那芬芳真迷人欲醉！呵，为了给你 让一条路，大西洋的汹涌的浪波 把自己向两边劈开，而深在渊底 那海洋中的花草和泥污的森林 虽然枝叶扶疏，却没有精力； 听到你的声音，它们已吓得发青： 一边颤栗，一边自动萎缩：哦，你听！ 4 哎，假如我是一片枯叶被你浮起， 假如我是能和你飞跑的云雾， 是一个波浪，和你的威力同喘息， 假如我分有你的脉搏，仅仅不如 你那么自由，哦，无法约束的生命！ 假如我能像在少年时，凌风而舞 便成了你的伴侣，悠游天空 （因为呵，那时候，要想追你上云霄， 似乎并非梦幻），我就不致像如今 这样焦躁地要和你争相祈祷。 哦，举起我吧，当我是水波、树叶、浮云！ 我跌在生活底荆棘上，我流血了！ 这被岁月的重轭所制服的生命 原是和你一样：骄傲、轻捷而不驯。 5 把我当作你的竖琴吧，有如树林： 尽管我的叶落了，那有什么关系！ 你巨大的合奏所振起的音乐 将染有树林和我的深邃的秋意： 虽忧伤而甜蜜。 呵，但愿你给予我 狂暴的精神！奋勇者呵，让我们合一！ 请把我枯死的思想向世界吹落， 让它像枯叶一样促成新的生命！ 哦，请听从这一篇符咒似的诗歌， 就把我的话语，像是灰烬和火星 从还未熄灭的炉火向人间播散！ 让预言的喇叭通过我的嘴唇 把昏睡的大地唤醒吧！要是冬天 已经来了，西风呵，春日怎能遥远？。 4.雪莱的诗（短些的） 自己选吧，给你四首。 1、《致华兹华斯 》 讴歌自然的诗人，你曾经挥着泪， 看到事物过去了，就永不复返： 童年、青春、友情和初恋的光辉， 都像美梦般消逝，使你怆然。 这些我也领略。但有一种损失， 你虽然明白，却只有我感到惋惜： 你像一颗孤星，它的光芒照耀过 一只小船，在冬夜的浪涛里； 你也曾像一座石彻的避难所， 在盲目纷争的人海之中屹立； 在光荣的困苦中，你曾经吟唱， 把你的歌献给真理与只有之神—— 现在你抛弃了这些，我为你哀伤， 前后相比，竟自判若二人。 2、《诗章 》 去吧！月下的荒野是如此幽暗， 流云已吞没了黄昏最后的余晖： 去吧！晚风很快地要把夜雾聚敛， 天庭的银光就要被午夜所遮黑。 别停留！时光逝了！一切都在喊： 去吧！别以临别的泪惹恋人悲苦； 她冷固而呆痴的眼不敢求你恋栈， 职责和疏懒都要你复归于孤独。 去吧，去吧！去到你幽寂的家乡， 把痛苦的泪洒在你凄凉的炉边， 你可以望着暗影似阴魂游荡， 把忧郁和喜悦编织在自己心间。 你的头上会飘飞着残秋树木的落叶， 春日的花和露会在你脚边闪烁： 不是你的心，就是现世，必须变冷和寂灭， 那么，午夜和晨光、你和恬静才能汇合。 午夜的愁云也有轮到它的宁息： 或者风吹得倦了，或者中天一轮明月， 狂暴而不息的海洋总会停下瞬息； 凡是运动、辛劳、或悲伤的，必到时安歇。 而你将安歇在墓中——但在此刻， 当幻景还使你迷于那宅舍、亭园和荒野， 哎，你的记忆、悔恨和深思怎能摆脱 那妩媚一笑的光彩，两人会谈的音乐？ 3、《致—— 》 音乐，当袅袅的余音消灭之时， 还在记忆之中震荡—— 花香，当芬芳的紫罗兰凋谢时， 还在心魂之中珍藏。 玫瑰花，当她的花时尽了， 用落红为她的所爱铺成锦床； 对你的思念也如此，待你远行了， 爱情就枕着思念进入梦乡。 4、《给玛丽 》 哦，亲爱的玛丽，你能在这里多好， 你，和你那明亮开朗的棕色的眼睛， 你那甜美的话语，似小鸟， 向常春藤阴里寂寞忧郁的伴侣。 倾吐爱情时的啭鸣， 那天地间最甜最美的声音！ 还有你的秀额…… 更胜过这蔚蓝色意大利的天穹。 亲爱的的玛丽，快来到我的身旁， 我失去了健康，当你远在他乡； 你对于我，亲爱的， 就像黄昏对于西方的星辰， 就像日落对于圆满的月亮。 哦，亲爱的玛丽，但愿你在这里， 古堡的回声也轻声低语：“在这里！” 5.西风颂 雪莱中的名句 名句：冬天，冬天来了，春天还会远吗？解释：冬天来了，春天还会远吗？ 这句话出自英国著名浪漫主义诗人雪莱的《西风颂》。 当寒冷的冬天来临时，寒风瑟瑟，万物凋零，给人萧瑟之感。但不要忘了，在冬天之后，就是春天的降临，到那时，阳光明媚，草长莺飞，万物复苏，生机勃勃。 出在黑暗、痛苦中的人，不要忘记寻找希望的光明，不要忘记，黑暗之后就是黎明。 这首诗写于英国革命时期，因此，“冬天如果来了，春天还会远吗”是写给那些生活在黑暗社会的人们，不要放弃希望，要勇于与黑暗的现实斗争，迎取胜利的光芒。 下面是原文：西 风 颂 雪莱 一 剽悍的西风啊， 你是暮秋的呼吸， 因你无形的存在， 枯叶四处逃窜， 如同魔鬼见到了巫师， 纷纷躲避；那些枯叶， 有黑有白， 有红有黄， 像遭受了瘟疫的群体， 哦， 你呀， 西风， 你让种籽展开翱翔的翅膀，飞落到黑暗的冬床， 冰冷地躺下， 像一具具尸体深葬于坟墓， 直到 你那蔚蓝色的阳春姐妹凯旋归家，向睡梦中的大地吹响了她的号角， 催促蓓蕾， 有如驱使吃草的群羊， 让漫山遍野注满生命的芳香色调；剽悍的精灵， 你的身影遍及四方， 哦，听吧， 你既在毁坏， 又在保藏！ 二 在你的湍流中， 在高空的骚动中， 纷乱的云块就像飘零飞坠的叶子， 你从天空和海洋相互交错的树丛抖落出传送雷雨以及闪电的天使； 在你的气体波涛的蔚蓝色的表面， 恰似酒神女祭司的头上竖起缕缕亮闪闪的青丝， 从朦胧的地平线 一直到苍天的顶端， 全都披散着 即将来临的一场暴风骤雨的发卷，你就是唱给垂死岁月的一曲挽歌， 四合的夜幕， 是巨大墓陵的拱顶， 它建构于由你所集聚而成的气魄，可是从你坚固的气势中将会喷迸 黑雨、电火以及冰雹； 哦， 请听！三 你啊， 把蓝色的地中海从夏梦中 唤醒， 它曾被清澈的水催送入眠， 就一直躺在那个地方， 酣睡沉沉，睡在拜伊海湾的一个石岛的旁边， 在睡梦中看到古老的宫殿和楼台 在烈日之下的海波中轻轻地震颤，它们全都开满鲜花， 又生满青苔， 散发而出的醉人的芳香难以描述！ 见到你， 大西洋的水波豁然裂开，为你让出道路， 而在海底的深处， 枝叶里面没有浆汁的淤泥的丛林 和无数的海花、珊瑚， 一旦听出你的声音， 一个个顿时胆战心惊， 颤栗着， 像遭了劫掠， 哦， 请听！ 四 假如我是一片任你吹卷的枯叶， 假若我是一朵随你飘飞的云彩， 或是在你威力之下喘息的水波，分享你强健的搏动， 悠闲自在， 不羁的风啊， 哪怕不及你自由， 或者， 假若我能像童年的时代，陪伴着你在那天国里任意翱游， 即使比你飞得更快也并非幻想—— 那么我绝不向你这般苦苦哀求：啊， 卷起我吧！ 如同翻卷波浪、或像横扫落叶、或像驱赶浮云！ 我跃进人生的荆棘， 鲜血直淌！岁月的重负缚住了我这颗灵魂， 它太像你了：敏捷、高傲、不驯。五 拿我当琴吧， 就像那一片树林， 哪怕我周身的叶儿也同样飘落！ 你以非凡和谐中的狂放的激情让我和树林都奏出雄浑的秋乐， 悲凉而又甜美。 狂暴的精灵哟， 但愿你我迅猛的灵魂能够契合！把我僵死的思想撒向整个宇宙， 像枯叶被驱赶去催促新的生命！ 而且， 依凭我这首诗中的符咒，把我的话语传给天下所有的人， 就像从未熄的炉中拨放出火花！ 让那预言的号角通过我的嘴唇向昏沉的大地吹奏！ 哦， 风啊， 如果冬天来了， 春天还会远吗？。 6.雪莱的意境很美的诗有什么 给—— 1 有一个字常被人滥用， 我不想再滥用它； 有一种感情不被看重， 你岂能再轻视它？ 有一种希望太象绝望， 慎重也无法压碎； 只求怜悯起自你心上， 对我就万分珍贵。 2 我奉献的不能叫爱情， 它只算得是崇拜， 连上天对它都肯垂青， 想你该不致见外？ 这有如飞蛾向往星天， 暗夜想拥抱天明， 怎能不让悲惨的尘寰 对遥远事物倾心？ 爱底哲学 泉水总是向河水汇流， 河水又汇入海中， 天宇的轻风永远融有 一种甜蜜的感情； 世上哪有什么孤零零？ 万物由于自然律 都必融汇于一种精神。 何以你我却独异？ 你看高山在吻着碧空， 波浪也相互拥抱； 谁曾见花儿彼此不容： 姊妹把弟兄轻蔑？ 阳光紧紧地拥抱大地， 月光在吻着海波： 但这些接吻又有何益， 要是你不肯吻我？ On A Faded Violet 一朵枯萎的紫罗兰 The odor from the flower is gone， 这朵花的香气已经散失， Which like thy kisses breathed on me； 如你的吻对我吐露过的气息； The color from the flower is flown， 这朵花的颜色已经退去， Which glowed of thee, and only thee！ 如你曾焕发过的明亮，只有你！ A shriveled, lifeless, vacant form， 一个萎缩、死的、空虚的形体， It lies on my abandoned breast， 它在我荒废的胸口， And mocks the heart, which yet is warm， 以它冷漠和无声的安息 With cold and silent rest. 嘲弄我那仍炽热的心。 I weep ---- my tears revive it not； 我哭泣，泪水无法复活它； I sigh ---- it breathes no more on me； 我叹息，它的气息永远不再； Its mute and uncomplaining lot 它沉默、无怨的命运， Is such as mine should be. 正是我所应得的。 雪莱是与拜伦齐名的英国浪漫主义诗人，也是欧洲文学史上最早歌颂空想社会主义的诗人。雪莱的诗中充满了对理想的向往、乐观主义，对人生对世界的理解都是理想化的。这首诗是抒情诗的代表，虽然充斥着鲜花枯萎衰败的形象，但是结尾处正彰显了雪莱正视人生的态度。 7.雪莱的诗The Cloud 鉴赏 The Cloud Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792–1822) 云 I bring fresh showers for the thirsting flowers, From the seas and the streams； 我为焦渴的鲜花，从河川，从海洋， 带来清新的甘霖； I bear light shade for the leaves when laid In their noonday dreams. 我为绿叶披上淡淡的凉荫，当他们 歇息在午睡的梦境。 From my wings are shaken the dews that waken The sweet buds every one， 从我的翅膀上摇落下露珠，去唤醒 每一朵香甜的蓓蕾， When rocked to rest on their mother"s breast, As she dances about the sun. 当她们的母亲绕太阳旋舞时摇晃着 使她们在怀里入睡。 I wield the flail of the lashing hail, And whiten the green plains under， 我挥动冰雹的连枷，把绿色的原野 捶打得有如银装素裹； And then again I dissolve it in rain, And laugh as I pass in thunder. 再用雨水把冰雪消溶，我轰然大笑， 当我在雷声中走过。 I sift the snow on the mountains below, And their great pines groan aghast； 我筛落雪花，洒遍下界的峰岭山峦， 巨松因惊恐而呻吟呼唤； And all the night "tis my pillow white, While I sleep in the arms of the blast. 皑皑的积雪成为我通宵达旦的枕垫， 当我在烈风抚抱下酣眠。 Sublime on the towers of my skiey bowers, Lightning, my pilot, sits； 在我那空中楼阁的塔堡上，端坐着 庄严的闪电——我的驭手， In a cavern under is fettered the thunder, It struggles and howls at fits； 下面有个洞穴，雷霆在其中幽囚， 发出一阵阵挣扎怒吼； Over earth and ocean, with gentle motion, This pilot is guiding me， 越过大地，越过海洋，我的驭手 轻柔地指引着我， Lured by the love of the genii that move In the depths of the purple sea； 紫色波涛深处的仙女，以她们的爱 在把他的心诱惑； Over the rills, and the crags, and the hills, Over the lakes and the plains， 越过湖泊、河川、平原，越过馋崖 和连绵起伏的山岭， Wherever he dream, under mountain or stream, The Spirit he loves remains； 无论他向往何处，他所眷恋的精灵 永远在山底、在水中； And I all the while bask in Heaven"s blue smile, Whilst he is dissolving in rains. 虽然他会在雨水中消溶，我却始终 沐浴着天廷蓝色的笑容。 The sanguine Sunrise, with his meteor。 8.求辛笛,雪莱等的诗词txt 《爱尔兰人之歌》雪莱星辰尽可消逝，寂灭光源沉沦于无底的混沌深渊， 屋宇崩塌，泥土化为灰烟，可是，爱尔兰-你的英锐不减！看！无垠的废墟向四处蔓延，我们祖先的基业-断壁颓垣； 敌人的铁蹄将 。 展开全文《爱尔兰人之歌》雪莱星辰尽可消逝，寂灭光源沉沦于无底的混沌深渊， 屋宇崩塌，泥土化为灰烟，可是，爱尔兰-你的英锐不减！看！无垠的废墟向四处蔓延，我们祖先的基业-断壁颓垣； 敌人的铁蹄将咱领土踏遍，最孔武的勇士-在荒野长眠。常予欢乐的竖琴-喑哑断弦！可爱乡土的喜庆-韵味颓然！ 战鼓虽渐息，但铿镪的刀剑氏族战的嚣吼仍如雷耳灌。 英雄何在啊！功成而赴难挣扎在血泊中，血染石楠；呼啸的英灵驾着狂风席卷复仇啊，同胞们！-不停地呐喊！《西风颂》雪莱（就是“冬天来了，春天还会远吗？”那首诗）西风颂 第一节哦，狂暴的西风，秋之生命的呼吸！ 《西风颂》封面你无形，但枯死的落叶被你横扫，有如鬼魅碰到了巫师，纷纷逃避：黄的，黑的，灰的，红得像患肺痨，呵，重染疫疠的一群：西风呵，是你以车驾把有翼的种子催送到黑暗的冬床上，它们就躺在那里，像是墓中的死穴，冰冷，深藏，低贱，直等到春天，你碧空的姊妹吹起她的喇叭，在沉睡的大地上响遍，（唤出嫩芽，像羊群一样，觅食空中）将色和香充满了山峰和平原。不羁的精灵呵，你无处不远行；破坏者兼保护者：听吧，你且聆听！第二节没入你的急流，当高空一片混乱，流云象大地的枯叶一样被撕扯脱离天空和海洋的纠缠的枝干。 成为雨和电的使者：它们飘落在你的磅礴之气的蔚蓝的波面，有如狂女的飘扬的头发在闪烁，从天穹的最遥远而模糊的边沿直抵九霄的中天，到处都在摇曳欲来雷雨的卷发，对濒死的一年你唱出了葬歌，而这密集的黑夜将成为它广大墓陵的一座圆顶，里面正有你的万钧之力的凝结；那是你的浑然之气，从它会迸涌黑色的雨，冰雹和火焰：哦，你听！第三节是你，你将蓝色的地中海唤醒，而它曾经昏睡了一整个夏天，被澄澈水流的回旋催眠入梦，就在巴亚海湾的一个浮石岛边，它梦见了古老的宫殿和楼阁在水天辉映的波影里抖颤，而且都生满青苔、开满花朵，那芬芳真迷人欲醉！呵，为了给你让一条路，大西洋的汹涌的浪波把自己向两边劈开，而深在渊底那海洋中的花草和泥污的森林虽然枝叶扶疏，却没有精力；听到你的声音，它们已吓得发青：一边颤栗，一边自动萎缩：哦，你听！第四节哎，假如我是一片枯叶被你浮起，假如我是能和你飞跑的云雾，是一个波浪，和你的威力同喘息，假如我分有你的脉搏，仅仅不如你那么自由，哦，无法约束的生命！假如我能像在少年时，凌风而舞便成了你的伴侣，悠游天空（因为呵，那时候，要想追你上云霄，似乎并非梦幻），我就不致像如今这样焦躁地要和你争相祈祷。哦，举起我吧，当我是水波、树叶、浮云！我跌在生活底荆棘上，我流血了！这被岁月的重轭所制服的生命原是和你一样：骄傲、轻捷而不驯。 第五节把我当作你的竖琴吧，有如树林：尽管我的叶落了，那有什么关系！你巨大的合奏所振起的音乐将染有树林和我的深邃的秋意：虽忧伤而甜蜜。呵，但愿你给予我狂暴的精神！奋勇者呵，让我们合一！请把我枯死的思想向世界吹落，让它像枯叶一样促成新的生命！哦，请听从这一篇符咒似的诗歌，就把我的话语，像是灰烬和火星从还未熄灭的炉火向人间播散！让预言的喇叭通过我的嘴唇把昏睡的大地唤醒吧！西风啊，如果冬天来了，春天还会远吗？（PS：善良的人哪，求给分）收起。

When I was young I was quite tiresome for my bad-tempered, impulsive, and vexatious characteristics. But one day, I was almost killed by such evil character. I was six years old then. That day my sister was hurrying to her high-schoolmate"s party, and I wanted to be there with her. My sister told me it was not so convenient to take a little child to that occasion, and she promised me she would fetch some tasty food for me if I stayed at home. But I was not that easy-going. I held her tight, saying I would never let her go, and even started to wallow on the floor. My sister lost her patience finally. She gave me a go-by and left home with her friend hand in hand. I didn"t give up, and ran after them closely. As we passed through a bridge with no railings, I plotted to run forward to part their holding hands for mischief. But the follow-up was totally beyond my expectation---- I slip down into the pool without any warning, and the turbid water all of a sudden flowed into my nose, my ears and my mouth. I wanted to shout help out but no words came out from my big-opened mouth. I kicked and swung in a fluster in the hope to hold something, yet all in vain, only the dread, helpless and choky feelings spread inside, and my eyes could only get an opaque sight. It was a miracle for me to float onto the surface again, and I had no idea about how long I had been struggling in the pool. My sister and her friend stood aghast at the sight but responded to my swinging hands quickly and pulled me out in a second.,then she carried me darting to the nearby hospital…and she was, without doubt, unable to attend her party finally...As I got older, my temper changed much better with the accumulation of knowledge and understanding of the world..

1。Today and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交游，外面的空气很好，人感觉很舒适。俺们骑着自行车一路欣赏鸟语花香。享受着大自然带给俺们的无限美好。大家开开心心地度过了愉快的一天。 2。Today Mailehaoduo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天买了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，买东西有父母帮付钱。不像平时自己上街买东西碰到喜欢的但看了价钱都要考虑好久，呵呵，真的是很开心。俺爱俺的父母，太感谢他们对俺的关心和爱戴了。 3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson"s records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one"s own strength,reach ideal realm one"s own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently. 英国小说家笛福的《鲁滨逊漂流记》描述了主人公漂流海岛,战胜困难,艰苦创业的传奇故事. 小说写得真实自然,富有传奇色彩.主人公在孤岛上种庄稼,搭板屋,吃了千辛万苦,生存下来.但想回人间的心切,使他着迷般地只想到怎么走出这个鬼地方,结果还是失败了,最后于1868年回到阔别28年的英国 《鲁滨孙漂流记》给俺以启示，他的顽强让俺蠢蠢欲动，想要迈向人生的另一目标，像鲁滨孙那样用自己的力量，到达自己理想的境界。 俺们需要具备鲁滨逊那样的刻苦奋斗的精神. The World"s Greatest Swordsman At an exhibition of the world"s best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world"s greatest swordsman. His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile. "Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!" "Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren"t watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father." 世界上最伟大的击剑手 在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。 他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。 “你为什么这么兴奋？”有人嚷道，“你没击中!” “啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了。” ————————————————————————————————————————— A Mistake An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I"ll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened." "Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene. "Where are the others?" asked a medic. "Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay." 搞错了 一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给俺五百美元，”他说，“俺将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。” “成交!”美国人说。马上，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场四周。 “其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。 “俺离开之前，”那名美国人说，“俺看看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。” ———————————————————————————————————————— Pig or Witch A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen. 猪还是女巫 一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪！！”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头往返敬道：“女巫！！”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的可以听懂那个女人的意思就好了。 ————————————————————————————————————————— Response Ability An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn"t constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It"s merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity." Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong." A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?" The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit." 答问技巧 衣阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币。别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时，牧师答道：“这仅仅是决定由哪位来做一件善事的一种科学方法。” 当俺人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时，他答道：“当然不会。究竟，俺可可以会是错的。” 一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的难题征集最佳答案：“假如卢浮宫起了火，而你只可以救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅？” 获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。” ———————————————————————————————————————— Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion. In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion. "What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief. "Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?" 伟大的猎手Jonesie 有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是，村长派人去请伟大的猎手Jonesie来杀死这只野兽。 猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后，他要帮求村长杀只羊然后把头皮给他。把羊皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。 半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。没有狮子出没的蛛丝马迹。 “Jonesie，怎么了？狮子在哪？”村长问。 “哪有狮子！”猎人怒吼道，“哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了？” ———————————————————————————————————————— Weather Predict A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn"t show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I"m depending on you. What will the weather be like?" The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don"t know," he said. "Radio is broken." 天气预告 一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度白叟到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了. 一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴. "印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预告天气. 几次预告都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不看见了. 最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."俺明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气怎么啊?" 印度人耸了耸肩."俺不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了." —————————————————————————————————————————— I Am Acting Like a Lady One day when women"s dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed. "You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can"t you act like a gentleman?" "Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady." 俺要表现得象位女士 一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。 他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。 “你干嘛？”有人尖声叫道，“你难道不可以表现得象位绅士吗？” “听着，”他说，“俺已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，俺要表现得象个女士。”

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Special me Everyone is different,don"t yuo agree There is on one quite like me! The things l do,the things l see, Make me special,make me ME!

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The Cloud Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792–1822) 云 I bring fresh showers for the thirsting flowers, From the seas and the streams; 我为焦渴的鲜花，从河川，从海洋， 带来清新的甘霖； I bear light shade for the leaves when laid In their noonday dreams. 我为绿叶披上淡淡的凉荫，当他们 歇息在午睡的梦境。 From my wings are shaken the dews that waken The sweet buds every one, 从我的翅膀上摇落下露珠，去唤醒 每一朵香甜的蓓蕾， When rocked to rest on their mother"s breast, As she dances about the sun. 当她们的母亲绕太阳旋舞时摇晃着 使她们在怀里入睡。 I wield the flail of the lashing hail, And whiten the green plains under, 我挥动冰雹的连枷，把绿色的原野 捶打得有如银装素裹； And then again I dissolve it in rain, And laugh as I pass in thunder. 再用雨水把冰雪消溶，我轰然大笑， 当我在雷声中走过。 I sift the snow on the mountains below, And their great pines groan aghast; 我筛落雪花，洒遍下界的峰岭山峦， 巨松因惊恐而呻吟呼唤； And all the night "tis my pillow white, While I sleep in the arms of the blast. 皑皑的积雪成为我通宵达旦的枕垫， 当我在烈风抚抱下酣眠。 Sublime on the towers of my skiey bowers, Lightning, my pilot, sits; 在我那空中楼阁的塔堡上，端坐着 庄严的闪电——我的驭手， In a cavern under is fettered the thunder, It struggles and howls at fits; 下面有个洞穴，雷霆在其中幽囚， 发出一阵阵挣扎怒吼； Over earth and ocean, with gentle motion, This pilot is guiding me, 越过大地，越过海洋，我的驭手 轻柔地指引着我， Lured by the love of the genii that move In the depths of the purple sea; 紫色波涛深处的仙女，以她们的爱 在把他的心诱惑； Over the rills, and the crags, and the hills, Over the lakes and the plains, 越过湖泊、河川、平原，越过馋崖 和连绵起伏的山岭， Wherever he dream, under mountain or stream, The Spirit he loves remains; 无论他向往何处，他所眷恋的精灵 永远在山底、在水中； And I all the while bask in Heaven"s blue smile, Whilst he is dissolving in rains. 虽然他会在雨水中消溶，我却始终 沐浴着天廷蓝色的笑容。 The sanguine Sunrise, with his meteor

初入江湖：化肥会挥发小有名气：黑化肥发灰，灰化肥发黑名动一方：黑化肥发灰会挥发；灰化肥挥发会发黑天下闻名：黑化肥挥发发灰会花飞；灰化肥挥发发黑会飞花一代宗师：黑灰化肥会挥发发灰黑讳为花飞；灰黑化肥会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花超凡入圣：黑灰化肥灰会挥发发灰黑讳为黑灰花会飞；灰黑化肥会会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花化为天外飞仙：黑化黑灰化肥灰会挥发发灰黑讳为黑灰花会回飞；灰化灰黑化肥会会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花回化为灰 2008-07-12 08:49:56 来自: 豆瓣瓣 张伯伯，李伯伯，饽饽铺里买饽饽， 张伯伯买了个饽饽大，李伯伯买了个大饽饽。 拿回家里喂婆婆，婆婆又去比饽饽 也不知是张伯伯买的饽饽大还是李伯伯买的大饽饽。 东洞庭，西洞庭，洞庭山上一根藤，藤上挂铜铃。 风吹藤动铜铃动，风停藤定铜铃静。 白石塔，白石搭，白石搭白塔，白塔白石搭， 搭好白石塔，白塔白又大 八百标兵奔北坡，炮兵并排北边跑 炮兵怕把标兵碰，标兵怕碰炮兵跑 这是蚕，那是蝉，蚕常在叶里藏，蝉常在林里唱。 小猪扛锄头，吭哧吭哧走。小鸟唱枝头，小猪扭头瞅， 锄头撞石头，石头砸猪头。小猪怨锄头，锄头怨猪头。 四和十，十和四，十四和四十，四十和十四。 说好四和十得靠舌头和牙齿。谁说四十是"细席"，他的舌头没用力； 谁说十四是"适时"，他的舌头没伸直。 认真学，常练习，十四、四十、四十四。 六十六岁的陆老头，盖了六十六间楼， 买了六十六篓油，养了六十六头牛， 栽了六十六棵垂杨柳。 六十六篓油，堆在六十六间楼； 六十六头牛，扣在六十六棵垂杨柳。 忽然一阵狂风起，吹倒了六十六间楼， 翻倒了六十六篓油，折断了六十六棵垂杨柳， 砸死了六十六头牛，急煞了六十六岁的陆老头。 小牛放学去打球，踢倒老刘一瓶油， 小牛回家取来油，向老刘道歉又赔油 老刘不要小牛还油，小牛硬要把油还给老刘， 老刘夸小牛，小直摇头，你猜老刘让小牛还油，还是不让小牛还油 。 南南有个篮篮，篮篮装着盘盘， 盘盘放着碗碗， 碗碗盛着饭饭。 南南翻了篮篮，篮篮扣了盘盘， 盘盘打了碗碗，碗碗撒了饭饭。 白猫黑鼻子，黑猫白鼻子； 黑猫的白鼻子，碰破了白猫黑鼻子 白猫的黑鼻子破了，剥了秕谷壳儿补鼻子； 黑猫的白鼻子不破，不剥秕谷壳儿补鼻子。 北边来了一个瘸子，背着一捆橛子。 南边来了一个瘸子，背着一筐茄子。 背橛子的瘸子打了背茄子的瘸子一橛子。 背茄子的瘸子打了背橛子的瘸子一茄子。 天上一个盆，地上一个棚。 盆碰棚，棚倒了，盆碎了 是棚赔盆还是盆赔棚。 学习就怕满，懒，难， 心里有了满，懒，难，不看不钻就不前。 心里去掉满，懒，难，边学边干，蚂蚁也能爬泰山 红饭碗，黄饭碗，红饭碗盛满饭碗，黄饭碗盛饭半碗。 黄饭碗添了半碗饭，红饭碗减了饭半碗。 黄饭碗比红饭碗又多半碗饭。 出南门，面正南，有一个面铺面冲南。面铺门口挂着一个蓝布棉门帘。摘了蓝布棉门帘，看了看面铺面冲南，挂上蓝布棉门帘，瞧了瞧，哟，嗬！面铺还是面冲南。出西门走七步，拾到鸡皮补皮裤。是鸡皮补皮裤，不是鸡皮不必补皮裤。 闲来没事我出城西，树木琳琅我数不齐，一二三四五六七，七六五四三二一，六五四，三二一，五四三二一，四三二一三二一，二一一，一个一，数了半天一棵树，一棵树上七个枝，七个枝结了七样果，结的是槟子、橙子、桔子、柿子、李子、栗子、梨！” 报菜名 蒸羊羔、蒸熊掌、蒸鹿尾儿、烧花鸭、烧雏鸡儿、烧子鹅、卤煮咸鸭、酱鸡、腊肉、松花、小肚儿、晾肉、香肠、什锦苏盘、熏鸡、白肚儿、清蒸八宝猪、江米酿鸭子、罐儿野鸡、罐儿鹌鹑、卤什锦、卤子鹅、卤虾、烩虾、炝虾仁儿、山鸡、兔脯、菜蟒、银鱼、清蒸哈什蚂、烩鸭腰儿、烩鸭条儿、清拌鸭丝儿、黄心管儿、焖白鳝、焖黄鳝、豆鼓鲇鱼、锅烧鲇鱼、烀皮甲鱼、锅烧鲤鱼、抓炒鲤鱼、软炸里脊、软炸鸡、什锦套肠、麻酥油卷儿、熘鲜蘑、熘鱼脯儿、熘鱼片儿、熘鱼肚儿、醋熘肉片儿、熘白蘑、烩三鲜、炒银鱼、烩鳗鱼、清蒸火腿、炒白虾、炝青蛤、炒面鱼、炝芦笋、芙蓉燕菜、炒肝尖儿、南炒肝关儿、油爆肚仁儿、汤爆肚领儿、炒金丝、烩银丝、糖熘饹炸儿、糖熘荸荠、蜜丝山药、拔丝鲜桃、熘南贝、炒南贝、烩鸭丝、烩散丹、清蒸鸡、黄焖鸡、大炒鸡、熘碎鸡、香酥鸡，炒鸡丁儿、熘鸡块儿、三鲜丁儿、八宝丁儿、清蒸玉兰片、炒虾仁儿、炒腰花儿、炒蹄筋儿、锅烧海参、锅烧白菜、炸海耳、浇田鸡、桂花翅子、清蒸翅子、炸飞禽、炸葱、炸排骨、烩鸡肠肚儿、烩南荠、盐水肘花儿，拌瓤子、炖吊子、锅烧猪蹄儿、烧鸳鸯、烧百合、烧苹果、酿果藕、酿江米、炒螃蟹………………………………………………… 打南边来了个瘸子，担了一挑子茄子，手里拿着个碟子，地下钉着木头橛子。没留神那橛子绊倒了瘸子，弄撒了瘸子的茄子，砸了瘸子的碟子，瘸子毛腰拾茄子。 打北边来了个醉老爷子，腰里掖着个烟袋别子，过来要买瘸子的茄子，瘸子不卖给醉老爷子茄子，老爷子一生气抢了瘸子的茄子，瘸子毛腰捡茄子拾碟子，拔橛子，追老爷子，老爷子一生气，不给瘸子茄子，拿起烟袋别子，也不知是老爷子的烟袋别子打了瘸子的茄子，还是瘸子用橛子打了老爷子烟袋别子。 什么上山吱扭扭？什么下山乱点头？什么有头无有尾？什么有尾无有头？什么有腿家中坐？什么没腿游九州？赵州桥什么人修？玉石栏杆什么人留？什么骑驴桥上走？什么人推车轧了一道沟？什么人扛刀桥上站？什么人勒马看春秋？什么人白？什么人黑？什么人胡子一大堆？什么圆圆在天边？什么圆圆在眼前？什么圆圆长街卖？什么圆圆道两边？什么开花节节高？什么开花毛着个腰？什么开花无人见？什么开花一嘴毛？什么鸟穿青又穿白？什么鸟穿出皂靴来？什么鸟身披十样锦？什么鸟身披麻布口袋？双扇门，单扇开，我破的闷儿我自己猜。车子上山吱扭扭，瘸子下山乱点头，哈蟆有头无有尾，蝎子有尾无有头。板登有腿儿家中坐，小船没腿儿游九州，赵州桥，鲁班修，玉石栏杆儿圣人留。张果老骑驴桥上走，柴王推车轧了一道沟。周仓扛刀桥上站，关公勒马看春秋。罗成白，敬德黑，张飞胡子一大堆。月亮圆圆在天边，眼镜圆圆在眼前，烧饼圆圆长街卖，车轱辘圆圆道两边。芝麻开花节节高，棉花开花毛着腰，藤子开花无人见，玉米开花一嘴毛。喜鹊穿青又穿白，乌鸦穿出皂靴来，野鸡身披十样锦，鹗丽儿身披麻布口袋。 十道黑 一道黑，两道黑，三四五六七道黑，八九道黑十道黑。我买了个烟袋乌木杆儿，我是掐着它的两头那么一道黑。二姑娘描眉去演戏，照着她的镜子那么两道黑。粉皮儿墙，写川字儿，横瞧竖瞧三道黑。象牙桌子乌木腿儿，把它放着在那炕上那么四道黑。我买了个母鸡不下蛋，把它圈在那个笼里捂到（五道）黑。挺好的骡子不吃草，把它拉到在那街上遛到（六道）黑。买了头小驴儿不拉磨，背上它的鞍韂骑（七）到（道）黑。姐俩南洼去割麦，丢了她的镰刀拔到（八道）黑。月窠儿的小孩儿子得了病，团几个艾球灸到（九道）黑。卖瓜籽的打瞌睡，哗啦啦啦撒了那么一大堆，他的扫帚簸箕不凑手，那么一个一个拾到（十道）黑。 为女民兵题照 飒爽英姿五尺枪，曙光初照演兵场。 中华儿女多奇志，不爱红装爱武装。 忆秦娥 娄山关1935.02 西风烈，长空雁叫霜晨月。 霜晨月，马蹄声碎，喇叭声咽。 雄关漫道真如铁，而今迈步从头越。 从头越，苍山如海，残阳如血 沁园春 雪 (1936.02 ) 北国风光，千里冰封，万里雪飘。 望长城内外，惟馀莽莽；大河上下，顿失滔滔。 山舞银蛇，原驰蜡象，欲与天公试比高。 须晴日，看红妆素裹，分外妖娆。 江山如此多娇，引无数英雄竞折腰。 惜秦皇汉武，略输文采；唐宗宋祖，稍逊风骚。 一代天骄，成吉思汗，只识弯弓射大雕。 俱往矣，数风流人物，还看今朝。 念奴娇 赤壁怀古 大江东去，浪淘尽，千古风流人物。故垒西边，人道是、三国周郎赤壁。乱石穿空，惊涛拍岸，卷起千堆雪。江山如画，一时多少豪杰。遥想公谨当年，小乔初嫁了，雄姿英发。羽扇纶巾，谈笑间、强虏灰飞烟灭。故国神游，多情应笑我，早生华发。人间如梦，一尊还酹江月。 水调歌头 明月几时有？把酒问青天。不知天上宫阙，今夕是何年。我欲乘风归去，又恐琼楼玉宇，高处不胜寒。起舞弄清影，何似在人间？转朱阁，低绮户，照无眠。不应有恨，何事长向别时圆？人有悲欢离合，月有阴晴圆缺，此事古难全。但愿人长久，千里共婵娟。 声声慢 寻寻觅觅，冷冷清清，凄凄惨惨戚戚。乍暖还寒时候，最难将息。 三杯两盏淡酒，怎敌他、晚来风急？雁过也，正伤心，却是旧时相识。 满地黄花堆积。憔悴损，如今有谁堪摘？守着窗儿，独自怎生得黑？ 梧桐更兼细雨，到黄昏、点点滴滴。这次第，怎一个、愁字了得！ 满江红 怒发冲冠，凭栏处，潇潇雨歇。 抬望眼，仰天长啸，壮怀激烈。 三十功名尘与土，八千里路云和月。 莫等闲，白了少年头，空悲切。 靖康耻，犹未雪；臣子恨，何时灭。 驾长车踏破贺兰山阙。 壮志饥餐胡虏肉，笑谈渴饮匈奴血。待从头，收拾旧山河，朝天阙。

歌曲名:Alive歌手:Daft Punk专辑:HomeworkGood Charlotte - AliveI visualize the first time we"re togetherI close my eyes and for a moment all I see is youTurn off the lights, don"t look outsideThe world"s gone crazyBut it"s perfect here with youI"ve never felt so aliveLike I feel right now in this momentI"ve never felt so aliveLike I feel right here standing next to youI"ve never felt so aliveI know what you"re thinkingYou think that we"re differentAnd my reputation, and the storiesWell at least you know it won"t get boringI know the one"s who came before meJust let go as I crash into youI"ve never felt so aliveLike I feel right now in this momentI"ve never felt so aliveLike I feel right here standing next to youHeaven"s heard me callingThe stars have all alignedYour touch is so electricAnd looking in your eyesI"ve never felt so aliveIt"s so-so realThe way you feelHow fast my heart is beatingAnd we"re breathing together nowAs we float outAbove the cloudsI swear I"ll never let you downI"ve never felt so aliveLike I feel right now in this momentI"ve never felt so aliveLike I feel right here standing next to youHeaven"s heard me callingThe stars have all alignedYour touch is so electricAnd looking in your eyesI"ve never felt so aliveI"ve never felt so aliveI"ve never felt so aliveI"ve never felt so alivehttp://music.baidu.com/song/667279

来自百度知道认证团队 2018-10-10这个鞋子的牌子是斯凯奇。 斯凯奇品牌1992年诞生在加州的一个小海滨城市，已从一个风格单一的小公司发展成为全球最受欢迎鞋类产品的品牌之一。 斯凯奇公司屡获殊荣，现在在美国市场是仅次于耐克的第二大鞋类品牌，被《Footwear Plus》杂志评为“2009鞋类产品年度最佳公司”。 斯凯奇以男士工装靴起家，此后开发了类似的女士靴。 扩展资料：斯凯奇新一代产品系列充满了活力、积极、愉悦和创新的元素。南加州的品牌斯凯奇融合了活力元素，最新休闲鞋款和服饰系列的推出会使大家都舞动起来。 Marc Ecko和Zoo York品牌专门生产都市风格鞋和滑板鞋，针对的是年轻一代的街头时尚风。 2016斯凯奇乘风破浪 SKECHERS D"Lites 2 复古时尚运动鞋来袭 [2] ，引领新一波复古休闲风。 参考资料：斯凯奇-百度百科 全文

arpant（ARPA）互联网的前身，主要做信息处理的，美国的机构。cernet全称中国教育和科研计算机网，是国家投资建设的。互联网（internet），又称国际网络，指的是网络与网络之间所串连成的庞大网络，这些网络以一组通用的协议相连，形成逻辑上的单一巨大国际网络。发展历程：internet表示的意思是互联网，又称网际网络，根据音译也被叫做因特网(Internet)、英特网，是网络与网络之间所串连成的庞大网络。这些网络以一组通用的协议相连，形成逻辑上的单一且巨大的全球化网络，在这个网络中有交换机、路由器等网络设备、各种不同的连接链路、种类繁多的服务器和数不尽的计算机、终端。使用互联网可以将信息瞬间发送到千里之外的人手中，它是信息社会的基础。因特网始于1969年的美国。是美军在ARPA（阿帕网，美国国防部研究计划署）制定的协定下，首先用于军事连接，后将美国西南部的加利福尼亚大学洛杉矶分校、斯坦福大学研究学院、UCSB（加利福尼亚大学）和犹他州大学的四台主要的计算机连接起来。这个协定由剑桥大学的BBN和MA执行，在1969年12月开始联机。

要说betrayer和traitor的区别，其实要说清楚betray和traitor（treason）的分别。① traitor ＝ One who betrays one"s country, a cause, or a trust, especially one who commits treason. 虽然包含了对国家，信仰或信任的betray，但特指是背叛国家，因此层别上很高，非常严重，是违法的，一定要受法律或纪律的制裁与惩罚。② betray或betrayer则是一种泛泛而言的，它有通敌背叛的意思（和traitor意思相同，有重叠），但也有不忠实，违背意愿，欺骗等意思，可以是道德层面的，被谴责但不一定是犯罪；而且它的适用范围也广，可以是两人之间，或个人和群体之间等。因此： traitor的含义窄而深（严重）；betrayer则意思广而且适用范围大，但不一定严重。

betray是动词 betrayal是名词~意思是1. 背叛;密告;泄密2. 引诱betrayer也是名词 是告密者

歌曲名:Too Long歌手:Daft Punk专辑:DiscoveryYael Naim - Too LongBY Larry Cheng & Kevin BoulOpening a door, packing stuff.,I waited for so longOutside myselfYou see I was pretentingTo be someone elseI was longing to seeWho i wanted to beAnd I"ve been waiting on my ownI"ve been waiting for too longNot strong enough to be with youAnd I"ve been making up my worldI"ve been painting it with goldNot strong enough to see youI irrigate illusionsThen let them growHow can I pacify myself?And let goAnd I run wild to seeWho I turned out to beI"ve been waiting on my ownI"ve been waiting for too longNot strong enough to be with youAnd I"ve been making up my worldI"ve been painting it with goldNot strong enough to see youI"ve been waiting on my ownI"ve been waiting for too longNot strong enough to be with youAnd I"ve been making up my worldI"ve been painting it with goldNot strong enough to see youI"ve been waiting on my ownOMG! French!! I don"t speak French!I"ve been waiting on my ownI"ve been waiting for too longNot strong enough to be with youAnd I"ve been making up my worldI"ve been painting it with goldNot strong enough to see youSee you...(I can hear bing bing sounds!)http://music.baidu.com/song/7967338

1、Cernet全称，中国教育和科研计算机网，始建于1994年，是一个包括全国主干网、地区网和校园网在内的三级层次结构的计算机网络。它连接8个地区网络和互联网，现有300多所高校联入该网，Cernet为未来社会栋梁进入全球信息社会扮演着重要角色。2、互联网（英语：internet），又称网际网路或音译因特网、英特网，是网络与网络之间所串连成的庞大网络，这些网络以一组通用的协定相连，形成逻辑上的单一巨大国际网络。这种将计算机网络互相联接在一起的方法可称作“网络互联”，在这基础上发展出覆盖全世界的全球性互联网络称“互联网”，即是“互相连接一起的网络”。互联网并不等同万维网（WorldWideWeb），万维网只是一建基于超文本相互链接而成的全球性系统，且是互联网所能提供的服务其中之一。单独提起互联网，一般都是互联网或接入其中的某网络，有时将其简称为网或网络（theNet）可以通讯、社交、网上贸易。更多关于cernet是什么互联网的简称，进入：https://m.abcgonglue.com/ask/433ca31616104118.html?zd查看更多内容

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　　Cernet全称中国教育和科研计算机网，始建于1994年，是一个包括全国主干网、地区网和校园网在内的三级层次结构的计算机网络。 　　第二代中国教育和科研计算机网CERNET2是中国下一代互联网示范工程CNGI最大的核心网和唯一的全国性学术网，是目前所知世界上规模最大的采用纯IPv6技术的下一代互联网主干网。CERNET2主干网将充分使用CERNET的全国高速传输网，以2.5Gbps-10Gbps传输速率连接全国20个主要城市的CERNET2核心节点，实现全国200余所高校下一代互联网IPv6的高速接入，同时为全国其他科研院所和研发机构提供下一代互联网IPv6高速接入服务，并通过中国下一代互联网交换中心CNGI-6IX,高速连接国内外下一代互联网。CERNET2主干网采用纯IPv6协议，为基于IPv6的下一代互联网技术提供了广阔的试验环境。CERNET2还将部分采用我国自主研制具有自主知识产权的世界上先进的IPv6核心路由器，将成为我国研究下一代互联网技术、开发基于下一代互联网的重大应用、推动下一代互联网产业发展的关键性基础设施。

betray是动词 betrayal是名词~意思是1. 背叛;密告;泄密2. 引诱betrayer也是名词 是告密者

betrayer[bu026a"treu026au0259]

daft punk one more time再来一次……再一次，我们来庆祝，哦耶，就这样，不要停止舞动。×3再一次，我们来庆祝，哦耶……再来一次再一次，我们来庆祝，哦耶，就这样，不要停止舞动。恩……跳舞的感觉，在今晚庆祝，一起来庆祝，不要等待离开，恩……不要，他会不停止，你可以停止，我们来庆祝，再一次，再一次，再一次，来庆祝。你知道今晚的灯光很酷。耶，我感觉音乐向我收费，在空气中。来吧，就这样，我们来庆祝，再一次，庆祝和舞蹈是如此自由，音乐越来越自由了，我们来庆祝，再一次。（重复）

背叛者的英语表达可以是"traitor"。这个词汇通常指的是一个人在某种方式上背叛了他或她原本的忠诚或承诺。在个人关系中，"traitor"也可以指的是一个人在某种承诺或约定中背叛了他或她的朋友或伴侣，例如"A friend who betrays another is not a true friend"表示"背叛朋友的人不是真正的朋友"。除了"traitor"，还有一些其他的表达方式可以用于描述背叛者。例如"turncoat"表示叛徒、叛徒变节者，"betrayer"表示背叛者、叛徒、出卖者。

可以用footwear来代替

betray[英] [biu02c8trei] [美] [bu026au02c8tre] vt. 对……不忠；背叛；出卖；泄露；betrayal[英] [bu026au02c8treu026au0259l] [美] [bu026au02c8treu026au0259l] n. 背叛，背信；泄密；辜负；引诱；betrayer[英] [bu026a"treu026au0259] [美] [bu026a"treu026au0259] n. 叛徒，背叛者；

　　鞋业是一个类别名词，与鞋子相关。接下来我为大家整理了外贸鞋业英语词汇，希望对你有帮助哦! 　　Insoles 内底 　　Lasting room machinery 绷帮(装楦)机 　　Lasts 鞋楦 　　Lining material 衬里材料 　　Molds 鞋模 　　Nails/tacks 钉子、鞋钉、平头钉 　　Non-wovens 非织布、不织布 　　Orthopedics 矫形鞋 　　Outdoor/hiking boots 室外、徒步旅行靴 　　Outsoles 外底 　　Athletic shoes 运动鞋　　Binding/laces/braids/cords 镶边、线带、鞋带 　　Bottoming room machinery 鞋底机 　　Box toes 内包头 　　Buckles and ornament 鞋扣和饰件 　　Casual 休闲鞋 　　Chemical additives 化学添加剂 　　Containers/boxes 包盒 　　Cutting room machinery 裁断机 　　Dance / theatrical 跳舞鞋/戏剧鞋 　　Dress shoes 精致鞋/时装鞋 　　Exotic leather 进口皮革 　　Fabrics 织物 　　Fashion boot 时尚靴 　　Fsteners 紧固件 　　Fillers 鞋撑/填料 　　Finishing room machinery 整理机 　　Footwear inserts 鞋垫/插入件 　　Heels/wedges/toplifts 鞋跟/楔形鞋跟/鞋後跟底层 　　Shoe findings 鞋匠全套工具 　　Shoe boards 鞋板 　　Slippers 拖鞋 　　Soling materials 外底材料 　　Stamping systems/foils 烫印，烫印箔 　　Stitching machinery 缝纫机，针车 　　Top lifts 后跟底层 　　Unit soles 成型底，单元底 　　Upper material 鞋帮材料 　　Work/duty/service footwear 工作鞋 　　Grass-sliding shoe 滑草鞋 　　Basketball shoes 篮球 鞋 　　Tourist shoes, travel shoes 旅游鞋 　　Cotton shoes 棉鞋 　　Racing shoes 跑鞋 　　Split 二层皮 　　Artificial leather 人造皮革 　　Three-in-one factory “三合一”厂房 　　Dress shoes, fashion shoes 时装鞋 　　Last release 脱楦 　　Shape 形状 　　Gore 松紧带 　　Tongue label 舌标 　　Ankle patch 反口饰片 　　Applying 刷、上胶 　　Gusset tongue 舌翼 　　Label foxing 后套标 　　Quarter patch 腰身接片 　　Toe cap 前套 　　Singie 单针 　　Side wall 前包片 　　Tongue lining 舌里 　　Plug 鞋盖 　　Base color 底色 　　Backpart insole 后叉 　　Tongue 鞋舌 　　Toe cap 前包片 　　Tongue patch 舌饰片 　　Bending 折边 　　Earnest areant热切 　　Vampreinf 橡胶片 　　Forepart insole 前叉 　　Laces 鞋带 　　Cotton thread 棉线 　　Yelets 眼扣 　　Medial outsole 胶底外侧 　　Lace strap 鞋带吊环 　　Vein 纹路 　　Collar patch 后旁片 　　Eyerow overlay 鞋眼带饰片 　　Midsole 中底、中插 　　Lace hole 鞋带孔 　　Emboss 烙印 　　Outsole 大底 　　Cardboard foller 纸板 　　Outsole logo 大底商标 　　Style 型体

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像这种安全管理软件，目测后台有做管理的。可以禁用或者删除指定类型的程序。又或者数据被加密，不能调用。不懂继续问，满意请采纳

同意的成语有：同心结。同意的成语有：同心结。2：拼音是、tóngyì。3：结构是、同(半包围结构)意(上下结构)。4：词性是、动词。5：注音是、ㄊㄨㄥ_一_。同意的具体解释是什么呢，我们通过以下几个方面为您介绍：一、词语解释【点此查看计划详细内容】同意tóngyì。(1)同心，一心。(2)意义相同;意旨相同。亦指用意相同。(3)对某种主张表示赞成的意见;准许。二、引证解释⒈同心，一心。引《孙子·计》：“道者，令民与上同意也。”《三国志·吴志·张温传》：“艳彪皆坐自杀。温宿与艳彪同意即罪温。”宋叶适《潼川府修城记》：“上下同意，誓必死守。”⒉谓意义相同；意旨相同。引汉董仲舒《春秋繁露·天道无二》：“其文与天之道有一出一入一休一伏，其度一也；然而不同意。”汉王充《论衡·辨祟》：“明与鬼神同意共指，欲令众下信用不疑。”清姚衡《寒秀草堂笔记》卷二：“_黄公绍《韵会举要·十灰》_：‘_，观四方而高者也。从至，高省声，与室屋同意。"”⒊指用意相同。引中国近代史资料丛刊《辛亥革命·四川讨满洲檄》：“死者必着唐巾，丧必着唐冠，亦大抵与湖南同意。”⒋犹赞成。引鲁迅《集外集拾遗补编·通信（复张孟闻）》：“读了来稿之后，我有些地方是不同意的。”峻青《海啸》第三章：“真拿你没办法。那好吧，我同意啦。”陈登科《风雷》第一部第五九章：“你这种硬干的办法，我是不同意呵！”三、国语词典心意相同。如：「我同意你的看法。」词语翻译英语toagree,toconsent,toapprove德语einverstandensein,zustimmen(V)_法语êtred"accord,consentir四、网络解释同意（汉语词语）同意，指跟别人的想法相似，与别人的意见相同。关于同意的近义词乐意应许许可赞成制定允许订交允诺答允容许关于同意的反义词拒绝回绝否决禁绝驳斥反对关于同意的诗句惠庄同意得玄通同游不同意我有一言同意否关于同意的单词grantacceptingbetrothconsentagreewithcloseapprovalokay关于同意的词语同心合意同心结同心一意死胡同关于同意的造句1、这个方案的实施征求了上司的同意。2、这件事大家都同意，唯独你不赞成。3、同学们不同意利用星期天补课。4、经过交涉，外商同意赔偿我们的经济损失。5、在未得到大家同意之前，我绝不会一意孤行地采取行动。点此查看更多关于同意的详细信息

GET LUCKY LYRICS - DAFT PUNK走运(Verse 1)Like the legend of the phoenix像是凤凰的传说Our ends were beginnings我们的结束也可以涅磐重生What keeps the planet spinning是什么让这星球一直转动The force from the beginning是什么推动这一切的发生Love爱(Prechorus)We"ve come too far to give up who we are要想改变我们的本性早已来不及So let"s raise the bar and our cups to the stars所以只管举起酒杯与星空对饮吧(Chorus)She"s up all night "til the sun她整夜不睡 直到朝阳升起I"m up all night to get some我整夜不睡 痛饮作乐She"s up all night for good fun她整夜不睡 玩笑嬉闹I"m up all night to get lucky我整夜不睡 为了能成为那个幸运儿We"re up all night "til the sun我们整夜不睡 直到朝阳升起We"re up all night to get some我们整夜不睡 痛饮作乐We"re up all night for good fun我们整夜不睡 玩笑嬉闹We"re up all night to get lucky我们整夜不睡 为了成为彼此的幸运儿We"re up all night to get lucky (x4)我们整夜不睡 为了成为彼此的幸运儿(Verse 2)The present has no limit就像永远有下一个“当下”Your gift keeps on giving你不断送出你的馈赠What is this I"m feeling?我现在这种感觉该怎么表达If you wanna leave I"m ready (ahh)如果你要离开我也准备好同行(Prechorus)We"ve come too far to give up who we are要想改变我们的本性早已来不及So let"s raise the bar and our cups to the stars所以只管举起酒杯与星空对饮吧(Chorus)She"s up all night "til the sun她整夜不睡 直到朝阳升起I"m up all night to get some我整夜不睡 痛饮作乐She"s up all night for good fun她整夜不睡 玩笑嬉闹I"m up all night to get lucky我整夜不睡 为了能成为那个幸运儿We"re up all night "til the sun我们整夜不睡 直到朝阳升起We"re up all night to get some我们整夜不睡 痛饮作乐We"re up all night for good fun我们整夜不睡 玩笑嬉闹We"re up all night to get lucky我们整夜不睡 为了成为彼此的幸运儿We"re up all night to get lucky (x4)我们整夜不睡 为了成为彼此的幸运儿（后为重复歌词）-----------------附歌手的灵感来源，很简单大家应该能看得懂：“Those guys like, uh…I don"t know, we just had a lot of incredible history together. So when they called me over the summer, I just remember thinking one thing…gotta get lucky, right?”-----------------这首歌在iTunes榜单飞升中，查歌词的人都是同好，握爪<(￣▽￣)>芊魅飞04/23/2013手打翻译，望采纳，求赞求评求勾搭【泥垢！

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我的手头上，现在只有这出：貂婵，虽然要求人数不多，最多七至八人，但我觉得写得还不错，不象现在有一些剧本，全是充斥着中式英语，看得都让人着急。这出剧，很经典，但也有搞笑的部分，还不错，如果发挥好的话，可以演出效果的。(如果有些词觉得有些太难，如：许配 betroth这样的词，可以试着换些简单词） Have a try!A Story of Affinity, Love, and FaithfulnessCHARACTERS OF THE PLAYDiao-chan貂婵 Adopted daughter of Wang-yun, a very beautiful lady.Wang-yun王允 Prime Minister of Han Dynasty, a mercy official.Lyu-bu吕布 Adopted son of Dong-zhou, one of the greatest fighters during the time.Dong-zhou董卓 A cruel, brutal, and powerful courtier controlling the royal government.Soldier Introducer- Storyteller- (In front of the Curtain)PreparingIntroducer[五位演员一起登场，由一位讲解员进行介绍.]Hello, everybody here. This is a story about Diao-chan. Now I want to introduce all the characters for you. The first role is Diao-chan, the female hero in this play. This is Wang-yun, Diao-chan"s father. And our lovely soldier.A brutish man, Dong-zhuo. The last is the greatest fighterin our story, Lyu-bu, General Lyu.Now let"s begin our story.[演员、讲解员回到幕后](Curtain up)[幕拉开，灯光不开，同时我们的Storyteller 开始道来]Storyteller: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls，now come along and enjoy my show. Today I"m going to tell you a story-- A story about Diao-chan, a marvelous beauty; a story about love; a story about hate, and a story about loyalty and betrayal.[说到这里，幕已全开。然后后灯打开，从观众角度来看可以看到黑色的人影]Some 1500 years ago, it was the last regime of the Han Dynasty. At a quiet late midnight, Wang-yun, the Prime Minister of the time, was worrying about the future of his country.Act 1地点：王允家人物：王允，貂禅SCENE 前灯打开，观众角度可以看到舞台上的一切。音乐响起，伴随着《三国演义》的主题歌，王允在来回踱着步哀叹。Wang-yun: 心理独白 Now those ambitious courtiers started to scramble for power, profit and influence.Wang-yun: But there"s nothing I can do because of Dong-zhou"s adopted son, Lyu-bu. He is the greatest fighter ever since and will protect his father! Oh my lord, what am I going to do? (说完王很心痛得走，貂禅出现，双手合十，默默祈祷）Diao-chan: (Sigh) [My lord, please help my father out.[王允听到了声音,循声而去. ]Diao-chan: since I was three my father Wang-yun had treated me just like his own daughter! It"s time for me to repay his kindness. And, and…Wang-yun: (王允走了一圈，发现貂）What are you doing ,my dear?Diao-chan: Well… I have an idea about how to kill Dong-zhou. Wang-yun: Oh, That"s great! But…… Diao-chan: But Daddy, that is the only way!Wang-yun: But……Diao-chan: [Diao-chan nods her head, with a firm and determined expression on her face.] Don"t worry! Just trust me. Dad. Let"s get the whole thing started. Wang-yun：[深深吐了一口气，缓缓地道出]O---K(灯光暗后复亮，表示场景的转换)Act 2地点：王允家人物：王允，貂蝉，吕布，董卓，士兵Storyteller: And according to Diao-chan"s plan, Wang-yun has invited both Lyu-bu and Dong-zhou separately to his house. SCENE 灯光亮起。At Wang-yun"s home. A wooden Chinese table is set in the middle of the stage; some Chinese wine pots and small wine cups are on it. Also, two wooden chairs are placed next to it. Wang-yun talking to the servant with anxiousWang-yun: What time is it?Servant: It"s eight.Wang-yun: It "s time for his coming. Have a look!Servant: Yes sir. Oh, Sir, General Lyu is at the door.Wang-yun: Hurry, my dear. Lyu-bu is already here.Diao-chan: Don"t worry about me. Let me go inside and prepare myself, OK? [She walks in.][她进去了。同时，响起butterfly乐曲，貂跳起了跳舞毯,作为热身准备的交代。]Wang-yun: [To the servant] Let him in. servant: Yes, sir. [The servant goes out and leads Lyu-bu in]Wang-yun : [觉得BUTTERFLY的声音太响，不堪忍受回头说了句]Oh, My dear, turn down a bit.[音乐转轻至停止]Lyu-bu: [Walk towards Wang-yun and hug him] Long time no see, Mr. Wang. How have you been these days?Wang-yun: Fine, thank you. Please take a seat. In fact, the main reason why I invited you today is that my daughter, Diao-chan, has been an admirer of you long time ago. She would really love to see her hero. I was wondering weather you would like to meet her?Lyu-bu: Definitely! I"m delighted to do so.Wang-yun: Diao-chan, Diao-chan…Diao-chan: [Walks out from the painted screen.Using her sleeves to cover her face,pretending to be shy.] Yes, Daddy.[Diao-chan 以一个漂亮地步子走上前，看到Lyu-bu 害羞地低下头。王允开始介绍]Wang-yun: This is my daughter, Diao-chan. And this is General Lu, the greatest fighter in the world!Diao-chan: [Putting her sleeves down.] Nice to meet you, General! I"ve admired you for a long time, a man full of power and grandeur!Lyu-bu: [Shocked by her beauty.] Uh…Wang-yun,this is your…your daughter? Of course, you see. How lovely she is! And how deep I am in lovewith her just at the first sight!Diao-chan: [躲到父亲的身后] Thank you for your compliment, General Lu. Wang-yun: Lyu-bu, since you are in love with Diao-chan,then I now betroth my daughter to you! What do you think?Lyu-bu: [心不在焉]Pardon?Wang-yun: Marry.Lyu-bu: (激动万分)Oh,Really? That would be my greatest pleasure! Thank you so much! I will go and prepare for the wedding,and will be back soon! [He looks at Diao-chan and reluctantly left from the right.][吕布回去，王允和貂禅对话]Wang-yun: [Making sure that Lyu-bu has left, looking very relieve.] Thanks God that things are going fine!Diao-chan: [Smiles at her father.] Yeah…So far so good!Wang-yun: But dear, I can"t stop worrying about you. Here you are. In case you are in dangerous. [给刀子]Diao-chan: [突然听到有人来了]Hush…I heard someone coming. I shall stay behind the painted screen right now. [She walked behind the screen.]Soldier: His highness Dong-zhou enters[Dong-zhou 抬着头。傲慢地走进来。王允被吓倒地]Wang-yun: Welcome! Welcome! Almighty Mr.Dong! It"s my greatest honor to invite you to my humble house! Please come in and take a seat.Dong-zhou: No. This is my name card. Please call me Dr.Richard Dong. I have graduated in School of Business and Economic in 清华大学，received Doctor degree [拿出毕业文凭，大笑]Wang-yun: Oh…yes! So great! By the way, Mr. Dong, my daughter Diao-chan would like to perform a dance for you. What do you think?Dong-zhou: Sure! Why not![Diao-chan跳舞而出，响起‘至少还有你"，然后演貂禅的演员跳起一段民族舞蹈，相信可以让大家心旷神怡。][舞罢]Dong-zhou: [Applauds happily] Charming! Absolutely charming!Diao-chan: Thank you, Mr. Dong. I am glad that you enjoy my performance.[迎上，董卓赠于她一块玉佩]Thank you. You have always been a hero in my heart.Dong-zhou: [Very glad] Really? Come here![Diao-chan approaches him and Dong-zhou gives her a closer look.]Dong-zhou: You are such a beauty, my dear.Wang-yun: Do you really think so? What if I dedicate her to you as a token of our respect? I believe that it must be her dream to be at your side and to serve you.Dong-zhou: Wonderful! [Turns to the soldiers] Soldiers take Diao-chan back to my residence and provide her whatever she needs. Her beauty deserves all the best! [倒上桂林三花酒] [Turns to Wang-yun] Cheers! For your beautiful daughter! Wang-yun: CheersAct3地点：董卓安置貂禅的别院人物：吕布，士兵，貂禅，董卓Storyteller: Filling himself with anger and fury, Lyu-bu goes directly to his father"s residence, searching for Diao-chan.灯光亮起SCENE At Dong-zhou"s residence.A huge pavilion is at the right of the stage,with a horizontal inscribed board saying “Dong"s Pavilion”hanging on it. Around the pavilion are some plants andChinese garden settings. A soldier stands at the right of the stage. Diao-chan sits in the pavilion, reading peacefully.[Lyu-bu rushes out of the stage.]Soldier: Sorry, General Lu. Miss Diao is now in the garden.No one can go in to disturb her. It is Mr. Dong"s order.Lyu-bu: Get out of my way! I need to see Diao-chan![拿出一包银子]Soldier: Ok.[吕布进] [士兵走到一旁满足的笑笑。吕布气势汹汹冲到貂房里。貂哭]Lyu-bu： My dear. Don"t cry. Tell me. What had your father done to you?Diao : He forced me to stay here with him. A soldier is always out there to prevent me from escaping.[吕布愤怒的看看士兵，走上前，一推]士兵[倒地]：ahh. You have destroyed me.Lyu-bu: shut! [拿出了又一包银子给他] Soldier： I must see my doctor at once.[走开]貂[哭着]：I know that he is your father, and I know that I shouldn"t tell you about his terrible acts. But ……Lyu-bu [火冒三丈]：It"s all right. Don"t blame yourself. In fact I never know that man whom I called father is such a brutal animal!Dong-zhou已在身后，冷笑：Who is such a brutal animal?!Lyu-bu退后三步(灯光渐渐变暗直到看不见为止. Lyu-bu walks out slowly from the right of the stage, 灯光只打在他身上)Lyu-bu：（心里） [Looking troubled, with a sword on his hand] To be or not to be, that is always the question. On one side,it is my own father, but the other, my dearest lady.(响起“左右为难”高潮段音乐，“一边是友情，一边是爱情”) Oh, Lord! What should I do? Dong-zhou is so brutal and heartless, but he is my father after all! I can"t kill him. [Puts down the sword] But, what about Diao-chan? I can"t live without her! She is so helpless under Dong-zhou"s control.I must save her. Yes, I must save her, despite of anything! [He draws out the sword again](灯光全部打开，照亮整个舞台)Lyu-bu: Father, I want Diao-chan back.Dong-zhou: No way. She belongs to me.Lyu-bu: But I love her! I want her to be with me, despite of anything!Dong-zhou: Never. She is mine!Lyu-bu: [Charges Dong-zhou with the sword] Then, this is what you deserve![刀刺向董卓]Dong-zhou: What are you doing, my son? Don"t be foolish…Auh…(Be killed by Lyu-bu.)Lyu-bu: [His hands shaking] I…I have killed my own father! I have killed my own father. …What have I done? [ 他重重地蹲了下去，垂头丧气。灯光变得很昏暗，只有追光灯打在他身上]Diao-chan： General Lyu.[Lyu-bu听到Diao-chan的声音，突然抬起头。]Diao-chan： Let"s go. Leave away from here.Lyu[沉思片刻,使他从伤感中走了出来]: Yes, my dear.[Lyu-bu走到Dong-zhuo跟前重重地踢上一脚，然后和Diao-chan 慢慢地小步离去，舞台上剩下Dong-zhuo的尸体和Lyu-bu & Diao-chan 的背影。Introducer (背景音乐起)：After Dong Zhou"s death, the turbulent country had restored into a peaceful lank.Diao Chan, the matchless beauty, the plain slave-girl.She sacrificed her own happiness for the best of her country.And gained her position in the Man-controlled era. Today, we still remember the love story of Lyubu and Diao-Chan, not for its sincerity, its heartbreak effect. But for its concern with the future of the country .We extol Diao-Chan ,noras much she was one of the 4-beauties of Ancient China asshe was a real heroine.The end

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Abraham Lincoln (February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865) was the sixteenth President of the United States. He successfully led the country through its greatest internal crisis, the American Civil War, saving the Union and ending slavery, only to be assassinated as the war was virtually over. Before becoming the first Republican elected to the Presidency, Lincoln was a lawyer, an Illinois state legislator, a member of the United States House of Representatives, and twice an unsuccessful candidate for election to the Senate.As an outspoken opponent of the expansion of slavery in the United States,[1][2] Lincoln won the Republican Party nomination in 1860 and was elected president later that year. During his time in office, he contributed to the effort to preserve the United States by leading the defeat of the secessionist Confederate States of America in the American Civil War. He introduced measures that resulted in the abolition of slavery, issuing his Emancipation Proclamation in 1863 and promoting the passage of the Thirteenth Amendment to the Constitution, which passed Congress before Lincoln"s death and was ratified by the states later in 1865.Lincoln closely supervised the victorious war effort, especially the selection of top generals, including Ulysses S. Grant. Historians have concluded that he handled the factions of the Republican Party well, bringing leaders of each faction into his cabinet and forcing them to cooperate. Lincoln successfully defused a war scare with the United Kingdom in 1861. Under his leadership, the Union took control of the border slave states at the start of the war. Additionally, he managed his own reelection in the 1864 presidential election.Opponents of the war (also known as "Copperheads") criticized Lincoln for refusing to compromise on the slavery issue. Conversely, the Radical Republicans, an abolitionist faction of the Republican Party, criticized him for moving too slowly in abolishing slavery. Even with these road blocks, Lincoln successfully rallied public opinion through his rhetoric and speeches; his Gettysburg Address is but one example of this. At the close of the war, Lincoln held a moderate view of Reconstruction, seeking to speedily reunite the nation through a policy of generous reconciliation. His assassination in 1865 was the first presidential assassination in U.S. history and as a result Lincoln is seen as a martyr for the ideal of national unity.[citation needed] Lincoln has been consistently ranked by scholars as one of the greatest U.S. Presidents.