带zy的英文短句

midgets n. 侏儒，小矮人( midget的名词复数 ) [例句]They "re filming something . They "re filming midgets!他们在拍什么电影吧他们在拍侏儒!

n. 侏儒；极小者adj. 小型的

歌曲名:Chains歌手:Toiling Midgets专辑:SonDuran Duran - ChainsAlbum: AstronautAn hour since the sundownThe ghosts are creepin inAre gathering around meLike starlings in the windDark shapes gather roundVoices like my brother"sAre whispering to meBut I don"t know these othersWho want to set me freeCome home you"re out of timeBut the life cannot let goIt"s a chain cuts across my soulAnchoring in this worldI put my hand into the flameBurning but I feel no painDon"t speak, don"t speak my nameHold on to this life of chainsThe door is standing openBut I"m too tired to be afraidMy whole life"s in this momentI"ve been fighting all the wayJust need a little more timeCuz the life just can"t let goNah nah nah nah nahChains... chains... chains...http://music.baidu.com/song/2809579

梅里克认识了杂耍戏院里的一位喜剧演员以及戏院所有人山姆·托尔（SamTorr）。梅里克写信给托尔，托尔来到济贫院看望梅里克。托尔决定他可以展出梅里克来赚钱，为了保证梅里克的新颖，他得开始巡回展示。为此，他组织了一批人来照料梅里克。在1884年8月3日，梅里克离开济贫院开始了新的职业。表演主持人给梅里克取名“象人”，并宣传他是“半人半象”（Half-a-ManandHalf-an-Elephant）。他们在东米德兰兹巡演，包括莱斯特与诺丁汉，在前往伦敦过冬之前，乔治·希区柯克（GeorgeHitchcock）（梅里克的旅游表演主持人）联系到了一位故友，表演主持人汤姆·诺曼，诺曼是伦敦东区的一家戏院里的所有人，其戏院是来展出奇人奇事的。还没有见面，诺曼就同意来照料梅里克，同年11月，希区柯克陪着梅里克来到伦敦。 当汤姆·诺曼第一眼见到梅里克，被他的外表感到担忧担心其恐怖的外表可能不会太有噱头。但他还是在白教堂路的一家空店后面展出梅里克。梅里克只有一张铁制的床及床帐来保留自己的一点隐私。诺曼观察发现梅里克总是坐着睡觉，头搭在膝盖上。他的头过大以至于不能让他睡觉时躺下，正如梅里克所说，醒来时脖子“就像断了一样”。诺曼用了些希区柯克制作的海报装饰了门面，描绘着是个半人半象的怪物。《约瑟夫·凯里·梅里克自传》一书出现了，其中记载着梅里克的日常生活。这个自传，无论是否是出自梅里克之手，提供了一个精确的梅里克生活的写照。其中记录的梅里克的生日有误，在他一生中，也不清楚自己是何时出生的。诺曼召集了观众，带领着他们进了店内，解释道象人“不是来吓你们，而是来取悦你们的。”拉开帘布，他让那些观众近距离观察梅里克，一边说着关于梅里克母亲发生的意外。 象人演出并不出彩，主要的收益来自于卖出梅里克的自传。梅里克把他的所得存起来，希望能给自己买间房子。梅里克表演所在的店的对面正好是皇家伦敦医院的所在地。院内的许多医师与学生常常造访此店，对梅里克充满好奇。其中一位准住院医师名叫雷金纳德·塔基特（ReginaldTuckett）像其同事一样，塔基特被象人的畸形所吸引并将其告诉了他的资深同事弗雷德里克·特里夫斯。弗雷德里克·特里夫斯在当年11月第一次私下看望了梅里克。特里夫斯在其1923年的回忆中想起梅里克是“我见过长得最恶心的人……我从未遇见过如此畸形，如此形单影只的人。”。这次会见没超过15分钟，特里夫斯就回去工作了。当日晚些时候，特里夫斯让塔基特来到商店询问梅里克是否愿意来医院接受验察。诺曼与梅里克同意了。为了不引起注意，梅里克身着黑色的披风，戴着可以遮住面部的帽子，由特里夫斯租的出租马车接送。 在医院，特里夫斯发现梅里克“害羞，困惑，非常害怕，并且明显地自惭形秽”。出于这一点，特里夫斯认为象人是“弱智”。他测量梅里克的头围为36英寸（91厘米），右手腕围12英寸（30厘米）和一根手指5英寸（13厘米）。他记录道梅里克的皮肤被乳突淋瘤覆盖，并且有难闻的味道。皮下组织显得脆弱且松弛。右手臂和双腿骨头畸形，头骨畸形非常明显。梅里克虽在1882年接受了嘴部的整形手术，梅里克的言语勉强才能被理解。他的左胳膊与手，虽小但并未变形。他的阴茎和阴囊都正常。除了他的畸形与臀部的残疾，特里夫斯总结梅里克总体状态是健康的。诺曼记起梅里克去医院接受检查有“二到三”次，并且在他们的一次见面中，特里夫斯给了梅里克他的名片。在一次造访中，特里夫斯给梅里克拍摄了照片，并将其复制品给予梅里克，而后就加进了梅里克的自传里。在12月2日，特里夫斯将梅里克带到位于布卢姆茨伯里的伦敦病理学学会。最后，梅里克告诉诺曼他不想再接受检查。根据诺曼的描述，梅里克自称自己被“扒光衣服，像是在牲畜厂里的动物”。 在这维多利亚时代的英国，人们对像象人这样的展演的口味发生了变化。像诺曼的演出引起公众关注。在梅里克接受完特里夫斯最后一次检查不久之后，警察关闭了诺曼的商店。在1885年，梅里克跟随着旅行游乐场的主人山姆·罗伯（SamRoper）开始了旅行。他结识了其他两个表演者，“罗伯的侏儒”（Roper"sMidgets）——伯特伦·杜利（Bertramdooley）和哈利·布朗姆利（HarryBramley）——两人在群众骚扰中保护了梅里克。 梅里克有三次离开伦敦过节，在乡村度过几周时间。经过精心安排使得梅里克登上了火车没有被人看见，他来到北安普敦郡并待在福斯雷大厅。他结识了一个农场工人，此人回忆道梅里克是个有趣且有教养的人。 梅里克的健康状况在皇家伦敦医院里的四年中逐渐恶化。他接受了护士们的细心照顾，他大部分时间都疲劳地待在床上，或坐在自己的住房里。他的面部畸形继续增长，他的头比以前更加肿大。梅里克死于1890年4月11日，时年27岁。大约在下午的3点左右，特里夫斯的家庭外科医生拜访梅里克，发现其死在床上。他的尸体被其叔叔查尔斯·梅里克确认。韦恩·埃德温·巴克斯特（en:WynneEdwinBaxter）在4月15日给尸体做了尸检，韦恩曾给1888年的白教堂谋杀案的遇害者做过尸检。梅里克的死是意外死亡，他的死亡证明上写着是死于窒息，是由于当他躺下时头部的重量引起的。特里夫斯给尸体做了尸检，声称死因是颈部脱臼。特里夫斯知道梅里克睡觉时是坐着睡的，所以下结论梅里克一定是“做一次试验”，他躺下身子，想像其他人一样睡觉。 特里夫斯解剖梅里克尸体，并给头部和四肢做了石膏模型。他取下皮肤样本，但在二战时遗失了，安装好了他的骨架，现藏于皇家伦敦医院。其骨架并未给公众开放。 自从约瑟夫·梅里克开始演出之后，他的情况一直都让医疗专家好奇。在1884年，他在伦敦病理学学会（pathologicalSocietyofLondon）的一次现身引来了许多医生的目光，但没有让特里夫斯所希望的答案。梅里克的事情只在《英国医学杂志》被简要提到，而《柳叶刀杂志》拒绝刊登。4个月之后，1885年，汤姆·诺曼的商店关门了，象人只能离开。特里夫斯第二次带着梅里克的照片来到病理学会。当时一个名叫亨利·拉德克利夫·克罗克的皮肤科医生专攻皮肤疾病，听了特里夫斯关于梅里克的描述及看了照片以后，克罗克推测梅里克身患皮肤松垂和神经瘤性象皮病的综合病症以及一种未知的骨质畸形，全都由于精神系统病变造成。克罗克在1888年的书《皮肤疾病：描述、病理机制、诊断和治疗》（DiseasesoftheSkin:theirDescription,Pathology,DiagnosisandTreatment）中提及梅里克的情况。 在1909年，皮肤科医生弗雷德里克·帕克斯·韦伯在《英国皮肤病学杂志》上写了一篇关于冯·雷克林豪森疾病（现称神经纤维瘤病I型）的文章。他指出梅里克身患此症，德国病理学家弗里德里希·冯·雷克林豪森早在1882年书中描绘过此症。这种遗传失常的疾病症状包括神经组织和骨头肿瘤，以及皮肤生长出小疣。神经纤维瘤病的症状之一就是皮肤出现称为咖啡牛奶斑的淡棕色色素沉淀。但这种情况并没在梅里克身上体现。神经纤维瘤病I型是在20世纪最被普遍接受的患病情况，还有其他像马富奇综合征和多骨纤维发育不良也是被普遍接受的。 在1986年的英国医学杂志的一篇文章中，迈克尔·科恩（MichaelCohen）和J.A.R·蒂布尔斯（J.A.R.Tibbles）提出理论，指出梅里克身患普洛提斯综合征和先天失常。他们指出梅里克并没有咖啡牛奶斑的症状并且没有任何文献可以证明梅里克身患神经纤维瘤病I型病。不同于神经纤维瘤病，普洛提斯综合征影响组织的效果要强于神经，以及普洛提斯综合征是散发病而不是基因遗传病。科恩和蒂布尔斯称梅里克显现以下普洛提斯综合征的特点：“大头畸形、骨肥大、长骨过度生长，皮肤及皮下组织增厚，手部与脚部尤其明显……”2001年6月，英国科学家保罗·斯普林（PaulSpiring）推测梅里克可能身患神经纤维瘤病I型和普洛提斯综合征的综合病症。此假说由周日电讯报的记者罗伯特·马修（RobertMatthews）报导。就此假说为基础的名为《象人的诅咒》（TheCurseofTheElephantMan）的纪录片在2003年播出。2002年间，英国广播公司呼吁应对梅里克的母系家族展开家谱调查。莱斯特居民帕特·塞尔比（PatSelby）被发现是梅里克的舅舅乔治·波特顿（GeorgePotterton）的孙女。一个调查组收集了塞尔比的DNA，但没有成功诊断梅里克的疾病。2003年间，电影制片人委托进一步测试梅里克的头发及骨头的DNA。但最后，调查没有进展，梅里克的身体情况也就不得而知了。

　　幽默笑话我们看不少了，可逆看过 英语笑话 故事 吗?下面我为大家整理了一些长篇英语笑话故事资料，快跟我一起来看看。 　 　经典长篇英语笑话故事 　　1、My Husband Will Be Home Soon 　　A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. 　　"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." 　　James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn"t possibly do it, she would kill me!!" 　　"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a *y little voice... 　　"Oh really, I can"t," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!" 　　The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping. 　　The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn"t be here, my husband will be home soon!" 　　我丈夫马上就要回来了 　　一个已婚男人去 拜访 他的“女朋友”时，女朋友要求他剃去胡须。 　　“噢，詹姆斯，我喜欢你的胡子，但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。” 　　詹姆斯回答说，“我的妻子喜欢我的胡子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否则她会杀了我的。” 　　“噢，我求你了，”女朋友用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。 　　“可是，我不能，”他回答道，“我的妻子喜欢这胡子。” 　　在女朋友再三请求下，他终于屈服同意了。夜里，在妻子熟睡时，詹姆斯爬上了床。 　　妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道，“噢，迈克尔，你不应该在这里，我的丈夫很快就要回来了。” 　　2、Be Careful What You Wish For 　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. 　　During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each. 　　The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand. 　　Next, it was the husband"s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I"d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." 　　The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety. 　　慎重许愿 　　一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。 　　庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。 　　妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。 　　接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻，害羞地说，“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人长篇英语笑话故事长篇英语笑话故事。” 　　仙女拾起了 魔术 棒。“呯!”，他变成了90岁。 　　3、This just in : NEW VIRUS WARNING 　　If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. 　　It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator"s coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles . It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. 　　It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when there"s company coming over. 　　It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic. 　　Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. 　　It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. 　　Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will wantonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. 　　这是一个：电脑新病毒的警告 　　如果你收到一封主题是“ 倒霉透了”的邮件时，立即删除千万不要阅读。这是迄今最为危险的邮件病毒。 　　它会重写你的硬盘，不止这些，还会损坏任何离你电脑很近的磁碟。重置你冰箱的制冷度数让好吃的冰淇淋全部化掉，牛奶也馊掉。它还会让你的所有信用卡磁条失效，更改你在自动提款机上取钱的密码，你录像机上的影像资料也会变得乱七八糟，它还利用子空间场谐波刮坏任何你想听的CD。 　　它还会把你的新电话号码告诉你的旧情人，把防冻剂注入到你的鱼缸里，它将喝光你所有的啤酒，然后，当有人上门的时候，将它的臭袜子留在茶几上。 　　当你迟到的时候它会藏起你的车钥匙，还会干扰你车内的音响系统，好让你在塞车的时候欣赏沙沙的静电声。 　　“倒霉透了”还会把你的洗发水换成脱毛膏，然后把你的脱毛膏换成生发液.还始终在你背后与你的现任情人幽会，用你的维萨信用卡支付他们的酒店浪漫费用 　　它会色诱你的祖母，不管她在不在人世。这些都显示了此邮件的影响力，它就是这样毁掉了坟墓内外所有美好的事。 　　这个邮件会使你患上荷兰榆树病，它会让你的屁股永远放不到马桶座垫上，还会把电吹风插在放满水的浴缸旁边的插座上，它会肆意篡改枕头和床垫的禁止事项，把脱脂牛奶换成全脂牛奶。它躲在暗处，到处写满了它的危险和可怕，不过，它呈现的淡紫色到是相当有趣的。 　　4、One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it. 　　"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn"t so bad. 　　"But what about the 10,000 dollars?" 　　"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them." 　　一天，妻子 Sue 在整理床铺时，偶然发现了一个小盒子。出于好奇心，她小心翼翼的打开了盒子，发现里面放了三枚鸡蛋和10000美元钞票。对于相处了20余年丈夫居然对自己隐瞒了此事，她开始感到有些疑惑不安。 　　“哦，是这样的，”丈夫 Frank 解释道，“每次我做了对你不忠的事，我就会在这个盒子里放一枚鸡蛋。” Sue 虽然对此感到不很高兴，但是转念又一想20多年的丈夫背着她有婚外情也不过只有三次，想想也不算太坏。 　　“那么另外的那10000美元是怎么回事?” 　　“每当鸡蛋凑够一打，我就卖了换成现金。” 　　5、A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hourago, but I don"t know where I am." 　　The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." 　　"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. 　　"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?" 　　"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of you, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you"ve not been much help so far." 　　The woman below responded, "You must be in management." 　　"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" 　　"Well," said the woman, "you don"t know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it"s my fault!" 　　一个男人在热气球上，发现自己迷失了方向。他下降高度，下方有一个妇女。他又下降了一点，大声呼喊,"打扰下，你能帮个忙吗，一个小时以前我答应了一个朋友要和他见面，但现在我不知道我身处何地。” 　　妇女在下面回答，“你在一个热气球里，大约离地面三十英尺。你在北纬40-41度之间，西经59-60度之间。” 　　“你必定是个工程设计师，”气球上的男人说长篇英语笑话故事笑话大全。 　　“我是，”女人回答。“你是怎么知道的?” 　　“是这样，”气球上的男人说“你告诉我的事在技术上都是正确的，但是我无法理解你的看法，事实是我依旧迷失。坦白说，到目前为止你没帮上我多少 　　” 　　下面的妇女回应道，“你一定是在管理部门工作。” 　　“我是，”气球上的男人回答，“这你是怎么知道的?” 　　“是啊，”妇女说，“你总是不知道你在哪里，也不知道你要去哪里。你的上升，是由于大量的热气。你对别人许下的承诺，你不知道如何履行，而且你还期望在你下面的人会解决你的问题。事实就是在我们见面之前，我们都在完全相同的立场上，可现在，不知怎么地，却成了我的错了。” 　　搞笑的长篇英语笑话故事 　　1、Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. 　　The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered." 　　"I think librarians are the easiest," said the second. "When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically1." 　　The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. Their organs are color-coded." 　　"You"re all wrong," said, the fourth. "Lawyers are easiest. They"re heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asset are interchangeable." 　　四个医生边喝咖啡休息边讨论他们的工作。 　　第一个说，“我认为给会计手术最容易,因为他们的器官都有编号。” 　　“我觉得图书管理员最容易司法英语笑话司法英语笑话。”第二个说, “他们的器官都按字母顺序排列。” 　　第三个医生说，“我喜欢给电工手术，他们的器官都有带颜色的编码 　　“你们都错了”，第四个说，“律师是最容易的，他们没心、没肠、没骨头，而且他们的脑子用钱就能换掉。” 　　2、Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? 　　Witness1: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me it"s about ninety-three million miles away. 　　律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西? 　　证人：这么说吧，早上起床后我看见太阳，别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。 　　3、An American attorney1 had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked. "Is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your country and then suel the landowners for lots of money?" 　　Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his partners and started speaking rapidly in Italian. When they stopped, the American attorney asked if they wanted to go to America to practice law. 　　"No, no." one replied. "We want to go to America and fall down on sidewalks." 　　一位美国律师刚结束他在意大利一所法律学校的客座演讲，就有一位意大利律师走近他问：“听说在你们国家里，一个人跌倒在人行道上，他就会起诉这块地的所有者赔偿很多钱，这是真的吗?” 　　得知这是真的后，意大利律师转向他的同行开始用意大利语快速谈论起来。当他们停下来后，美国律师问他们是否想去美国做法律工作司法英语笑话笑话大全。 　　“不，不，”有一个人回答说，“我们要去美国跌倒在人行道上。” 　　 长篇英语笑话故事精品 　　1、A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. 　　The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let"s get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let"s get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction. 　　Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!" 　　一名新警察与老警察开着警车第一次出去巡逻。 他们得到命令去疏散一群闲逛的人，于是他们开车去了那条街，看到路口站着一群人。 　　新警察摇下窗户：“大家注意了，快离开这里。”人们看了他几眼，没理他。他喊起来：“离开这里，马上离开!”大家都不知道怎么回事，但是在他的威胁下还是离开了。 　　新警察对他第一次执行公务的结果很满意，对老警察说：“我干得怎么样?”“你做得很好，”老警察笑着说，“尤其是在公共汽车站。” 　　2、A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. 　　After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the kays." 　　The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn"t heard him clearly, so he repeated. "Give me the kays." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher"s neck and kissed him on both cheeks. 　　我的一位朋友在给一个成人学生班级上英语课每日精品英语笑话每日精品英语笑话。他们都是新近来美国生活的。 　　在一张桌子上摆了许多日常用品之后，他请全班同学给他挑出尺子，书本，钢笔等。课进行得井然有序，学生们对自己所做的似乎很感兴趣，也很认真。后来轮到一名来自意大利的学生，我的朋友说：“给我钥匙 　　那人看起来非常吃惊，也有点手足无措。看到这种情况，我的朋友想是他没有听清楚，于是又重复了一遍：“给我钥匙。”那位意大利学生耸了耸肩。接着，他伸出胳膊搂住老师的脖子在双颊上亲了两下 　　3、An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:" How much this stuff?" 　　"Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap." 　　The lady said, "It is too much, give it to me for fourteen." 　　"I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven." 　　"It is still too much," replied the old lady, "give it to me for five." 　　一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店每日精品英语笑话笑话大全。 她问店员：“这东西要多少钱?” 　　“七美元，太太，这是很便宜的。” 　　老太太说：“太贵了，十四美元差不多。” 　　店员忙说：“我没说十七美元，是七美元。” 　　“还是太贵，”老太太说：“五美元，我就买啦。”

小姑娘多诺茜和叔叔亨瑞、婶婶埃姆住在堪萨斯州的一个中部农场里。为了不让自己心爱的小狗“托托”因追咬多尔茜阿姨的爱猫而被警察带走，多诺茜决定带着“托托” 暂时离开叔叔和婶婶。可还没等走出农场，多诺茜就在一位叫玛威尔教授的劝说下回到了农场。就在这时，农场突然遭到一股强龙卷风的袭击，叔叔、婶婶和其他的人们都躲进旋风地洞后，可怜的多诺茜被龙卷风连同叔叔的木头房子一起抛向了空中。 龙卷风停下来后，等多诺茜走出木头房子时，她已经掉在一个叫奥兹的矮人国里。由于木头房子掉下来时正好砸死了为害矮人国的东方女巫，多诺茜在矮人国受到了热烈的欢迎和尊宠的待遇。为此，多诺茜还得到了东方女巫的宝物——一双银鞋。在多诺茜提出要回到叔叔、婶婶身边时，深受矮人国人民爱戴的甘琳女巫还给她指引了一条通向翡翠城，找奥兹魔法师寻求帮助的路。 在沿着黄色地砖去往翡翠城的路上，多诺茜与没有头脑的稻草人、没有心脏的铁皮人和毫无勇气和胆量的狮子成了好朋友。为了实现各自心中的愿望，四个人结伴前行。在最终抵达翡翠城并战胜东方女巫的妹妹西方女巫后，奥兹给了稻草人发现自己有了会算数的头脑、铁皮人发现自己有了一个健康的心脏、狮子重新找回了勇气成了百兽之王，但他不能实现多诺茜的愿望，但多诺西在银鞋的魔力帮助下，回到了堪萨斯农场、回到了叔叔、婶婶的身边。我不会翻译啊！

三学生中考完了后，分数不够高， 能不能再留个初三？ 所有分都压这了，问题补充：法律没有规定不可以留级，是嘛？提问者： 最爱麻衣 - 助理 二级 其他回答 共 5 条主要是看学生自己肯不肯读 ~ 复读的目的是考高分，孩子自己都没信心就没必要读了` ~再去找个高中再去努力吧！ 回答者： 飘来啖去 - 见习魔法师 二级 7-12 14:29我们那时候是可以的，

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梅里克认识了杂耍戏院里的一位喜剧演员以及戏院所有人山姆·托尔（SamTorr）。梅里克写信给托尔，托尔来到济贫院看望梅里克。托尔决定他可以展出梅里克来赚钱，为了保证梅里克的新颖，他得开始巡回展示。为此，他组织了一批人来照料梅里克。在1884年8月3日，梅里克离开济贫院开始了新的职业。表演主持人给梅里克取名“象人”，并宣传他是“半人半象”（Half-a-ManandHalf-an-Elephant）。他们在东米德兰兹巡演，包括莱斯特与诺丁汉，在前往伦敦过冬之前，乔治·希区柯克（GeorgeHitchcock）（梅里克的旅游表演主持人）联系到了一位故友，表演主持人汤姆·诺曼，诺曼是伦敦东区的一家戏院里的所有人，其戏院是来展出奇人奇事的。还没有见面，诺曼就同意来照料梅里克，同年11月，希区柯克陪着梅里克来到伦敦。 当汤姆·诺曼第一眼见到梅里克，被他的外表感到担忧担心其恐怖的外表可能不会太有噱头。但他还是在白教堂路的一家空店后面展出梅里克。梅里克只有一张铁制的床及床帐来保留自己的一点隐私。诺曼观察发现梅里克总是坐着睡觉，头搭在膝盖上。他的头过大以至于不能让他睡觉时躺下，正如梅里克所说，醒来时脖子“就像断了一样”。诺曼用了些希区柯克制作的海报装饰了门面，描绘着是个半人半象的怪物。《约瑟夫·凯里·梅里克自传》一书出现了，其中记载着梅里克的日常生活。这个自传，无论是否是出自梅里克之手，提供了一个精确的梅里克生活的写照。其中记录的梅里克的生日有误，在他一生中，也不清楚自己是何时出生的。诺曼召集了观众，带领着他们进了店内，解释道象人“不是来吓你们，而是来取悦你们的。”拉开帘布，他让那些观众近距离观察梅里克，一边说着关于梅里克母亲发生的意外。 象人演出并不出彩，主要的收益来自于卖出梅里克的自传。梅里克把他的所得存起来，希望能给自己买间房子。梅里克表演所在的店的对面正好是皇家伦敦医院的所在地。院内的许多医师与学生常常造访此店，对梅里克充满好奇。其中一位准住院医师名叫雷金纳德·塔基特（ReginaldTuckett）像其同事一样，塔基特被象人的畸形所吸引并将其告诉了他的资深同事弗雷德里克·特里夫斯。弗雷德里克·特里夫斯在当年11月第一次私下看望了梅里克。特里夫斯在其1923年的回忆中想起梅里克是“我见过长得最恶心的人……我从未遇见过如此畸形，如此形单影只的人。”。这次会见没超过15分钟，特里夫斯就回去工作了。当日晚些时候，特里夫斯让塔基特来到商店询问梅里克是否愿意来医院接受验察。诺曼与梅里克同意了。为了不引起注意，梅里克身着黑色的披风，戴着可以遮住面部的帽子，由特里夫斯租的出租马车接送。 在医院，特里夫斯发现梅里克“害羞，困惑，非常害怕，并且明显地自惭形秽”。出于这一点，特里夫斯认为象人是“弱智”。他测量梅里克的头围为36英寸（91厘米），右手腕围12英寸（30厘米）和一根手指5英寸（13厘米）。他记录道梅里克的皮肤被乳突淋瘤覆盖，并且有难闻的味道。皮下组织显得脆弱且松弛。右手臂和双腿骨头畸形，头骨畸形非常明显。梅里克虽在1882年接受了嘴部的整形手术，梅里克的言语勉强才能被理解。他的左胳膊与手，虽小但并未变形。他的阴茎和阴囊都正常。除了他的畸形与臀部的残疾，特里夫斯总结梅里克总体状态是健康的。诺曼记起梅里克去医院接受检查有“二到三”次，并且在他们的一次见面中，特里夫斯给了梅里克他的名片。在一次造访中，特里夫斯给梅里克拍摄了照片，并将其复制品给予梅里克，而后就加进了梅里克的自传里。在12月2日，特里夫斯将梅里克带到位于布卢姆茨伯里的伦敦病理学学会。最后，梅里克告诉诺曼他不想再接受检查。根据诺曼的描述，梅里克自称自己被“扒光衣服，像是在牲畜厂里的动物”。 在这维多利亚时代的英国，人们对像象人这样的展演的口味发生了变化。像诺曼的演出引起公众关注。在梅里克接受完特里夫斯最后一次检查不久之后，警察关闭了诺曼的商店。在1885年，梅里克跟随着旅行游乐场的主人山姆·罗伯（SamRoper）开始了旅行。他结识了其他两个表演者，“罗伯的侏儒”（Roper"sMidgets）——伯特伦·杜利（Bertramdooley）和哈利·布朗姆利（HarryBramley）——两人在群众骚扰中保护了梅里克。 梅里克有三次离开伦敦过节，在乡村度过几周时间。经过精心安排使得梅里克登上了火车没有被人看见，他来到北安普敦郡并待在福斯雷大厅。他结识了一个农场工人，此人回忆道梅里克是个有趣且有教养的人。 梅里克的健康状况在皇家伦敦医院里的四年中逐渐恶化。他接受了护士们的细心照顾，他大部分时间都疲劳地待在床上，或坐在自己的住房里。他的面部畸形继续增长，他的头比以前更加肿大。梅里克死于1890年4月11日，时年27岁。大约在下午的3点左右，特里夫斯的家庭外科医生拜访梅里克，发现其死在床上。他的尸体被其叔叔查尔斯·梅里克确认。韦恩·埃德温·巴克斯特（en:WynneEdwinBaxter）在4月15日给尸体做了尸检，韦恩曾给1888年的白教堂谋杀案的遇害者做过尸检。梅里克的死是意外死亡，他的死亡证明上写着是死于窒息，是由于当他躺下时头部的重量引起的。特里夫斯给尸体做了尸检，声称死因是颈部脱臼。特里夫斯知道梅里克睡觉时是坐着睡的，所以下结论梅里克一定是“做一次试验”，他躺下身子，想像其他人一样睡觉。 特里夫斯解剖梅里克尸体，并给头部和四肢做了石膏模型。他取下皮肤样本，但在二战时遗失了，安装好了他的骨架，现藏于皇家伦敦医院。其骨架并未给公众开放。 自从约瑟夫·梅里克开始演出之后，他的情况一直都让医疗专家好奇。在1884年，他在伦敦病理学学会（pathologicalSocietyofLondon）的一次现身引来了许多医生的目光，但没有让特里夫斯所希望的答案。梅里克的事情只在《英国医学杂志》被简要提到，而《柳叶刀杂志》拒绝刊登。4个月之后，1885年，汤姆·诺曼的商店关门了，象人只能离开。特里夫斯第二次带着梅里克的照片来到病理学会。当时一个名叫亨利·拉德克利夫·克罗克的皮肤科医生专攻皮肤疾病，听了特里夫斯关于梅里克的描述及看了照片以后，克罗克推测梅里克身患皮肤松垂和神经瘤性象皮病的综合病症以及一种未知的骨质畸形，全都由于精神系统病变造成。克罗克在1888年的书《皮肤疾病：描述、病理机制、诊断和治疗》（DiseasesoftheSkin:theirDescription,Pathology,DiagnosisandTreatment）中提及梅里克的情况。 在1909年，皮肤科医生弗雷德里克·帕克斯·韦伯在《英国皮肤病学杂志》上写了一篇关于冯·雷克林豪森疾病（现称神经纤维瘤病I型）的文章。他指出梅里克身患此症，德国病理学家弗里德里希·冯·雷克林豪森早在1882年书中描绘过此症。这种遗传失常的疾病症状包括神经组织和骨头肿瘤，以及皮肤生长出小疣。神经纤维瘤病的症状之一就是皮肤出现称为咖啡牛奶斑的淡棕色色素沉淀。但这种情况并没在梅里克身上体现。神经纤维瘤病I型是在20世纪最被普遍接受的患病情况，还有其他像马富奇综合征和多骨纤维发育不良也是被普遍接受的。 在1986年的英国医学杂志的一篇文章中，迈克尔·科恩（MichaelCohen）和J.A.R·蒂布尔斯（J.A.R.Tibbles）提出理论，指出梅里克身患普洛提斯综合征和先天失常。他们指出梅里克并没有咖啡牛奶斑的症状并且没有任何文献可以证明梅里克身患神经纤维瘤病I型病。不同于神经纤维瘤病，普洛提斯综合征影响组织的效果要强于神经，以及普洛提斯综合征是散发病而不是基因遗传病。科恩和蒂布尔斯称梅里克显现以下普洛提斯综合征的特点：“大头畸形、骨肥大、长骨过度生长，皮肤及皮下组织增厚，手部与脚部尤其明显……”2001年6月，英国科学家保罗·斯普林（PaulSpiring）推测梅里克可能身患神经纤维瘤病I型和普洛提斯综合征的综合病症。此假说由周日电讯报的记者罗伯特·马修（RobertMatthews）报导。就此假说为基础的名为《象人的诅咒》（TheCurseofTheElephantMan）的纪录片在2003年播出。2002年间，英国广播公司呼吁应对梅里克的母系家族展开家谱调查。莱斯特居民帕特·塞尔比（PatSelby）被发现是梅里克的舅舅乔治·波特顿（GeorgePotterton）的孙女。一个调查组收集了塞尔比的DNA，但没有成功诊断梅里克的疾病。2003年间，电影制片人委托进一步测试梅里克的头发及骨头的DNA。但最后，调查没有进展，梅里克的身体情况也就不得而知了。

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The circus has two gnomes, and the blind gnome than another a gnome short, the circus only need a gnome, circus gnome is, of course, the better the short....... Two gnomes decide who is short, the than taller went to suicide. But, in terms of the day than the height, the blind gnome also is the short of gnomes have at home. In his suicide died at home only to find out that of wood furniture and everywhere sawdust.ask him why suicide?不过老兄，你也太扣了吧，采纳的时候多加点分

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1. 《公民凯恩》CITIZEN KANE /1941 毫无疑问再次名列第一，事实上，在任何一个由专家评出的关于电影的排名中，这部影片始终会位居第一。 2. 虽然候选范围是从1896年开始到1996年，但实际入选的影片年代范围是从1915年的《一个国家的诞生THE BIRTH OF A NATION》到1996年的《冰血暴FARGO》。 3. 斯蒂文.斯皮尔伯格Steven Spielberg有五部电影入围，希区柯克Alfred Hitchcock 和比利.怀德 Billy Wilder 各有4部入围，另有其他10个导演各有三部影片入围。这13位导演总共导演了100部影片中的43部。 4. 马龙.白兰度Marlon Brando是唯一有两部主演的电影位列前10演员。 5. 詹姆斯.史都华James Stewart 和 罗伯特.德尼罗Robert DeNiro 是最具代表性的男演员，每人都有五部主演的影片入选。罗伯特.杜瓦尔Robert Duvall 则在6部电影中出现过，不过并非都是担任主演。 6. 凯瑟琳.赫本Katharine Hepburn 是是最具代表性的女主演,有四部主演的影片入选。 7. 100部影片大多数分类为剧情片，另有11部喜剧片，8部音乐片，9部战争片，8部西部片，4部科幻片，2部动画片。名单中4部影片是无声片。 8. 《教父》1，2是唯一入选的系列片。 [入选的100部影片]： 1. Citizen Kane 1941 大国民/公民凯恩 2. Casanblanca 1943 北非谍影 3. The Godfather 1972 教父第一集 4. Gone with the Wind 1939 乱世佳人/飘 5. Lawrence of Arabia 1962 阿拉伯的劳伦斯/沙漠枭雄 6. The wizard of Oz 1939 绿野仙踪 7. The Graduate 1967 毕业生 8. On the waterfront 1954 岸上风云/码头风云 9. Schindler"s List 1993 辛德勒的名单/辛德勒名单 10. Singing in the Rain 1952 万花嬉春/雨中曲 11. It"s a wonderful life 1946 风云人物 12. Sunset Boulevard 1950 日落大道 13. The Bridge on the river Kwai 1957 桂河大桥/桂河桥 14. Some Like It Hot 1959 热情如火 15. Star Wars 1977 星际大战/星球大战 16. All About Eve 1950 彗星美人 17. The African Queen 1951 非洲皇后 18. Psycho 1960 惊魂记 19. Chinatown 1974 唐人街/中国城 20. One Flew Over the Cuckoo"s Nest 1975 飞跃杜鹃窝/飞越疯人院 21. The Grapes of Wrath 1940 怒火之花 22. 2001: A Space Odyssay 1968 2001太空漫游 23. The Maltese Falcon 1941 枭巢喋血战 24. Raging Bull 1980 蛮牛 25. E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial 1982 外星人 26. Dr. Strangelove 1964 奇爱博士 27. Bonne and Clyde 1967 我俩没有明天/雌雄大盗 28. Apocalypse Now 1979 现代启示录 29. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington 1939 史密斯先生上美京 30. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre 1948 碧血金沙 31. Annie Hall 1977 安尼.霍尔 32. The Godfather Part II 1974 教父第二集 33. High Noon 1952 日正当中/龙城歼霸战 34. To Kill a Mockingbird 1962 梅岗城故事 35. It happened One Night 1934 一夜风流 36. Midnight Cowboy 1969 午夜牛郎 37. The Best Years of Our Lives 1946 黄金时代 38. Double Indemnity 1944 双重保险 39. Doctor Zhivago 1965 日瓦格医生 40. North by Northwest 1959 北西北 41. West Side Story 1961 西城故事/西区故事/梦断城西 42. Rear Window 1954 后窗 43. King Kong 1933 大金刚 44. the Birth of a Nation 1915 国家的诞生 45. A Streetcar Named Desire 1951 欲望街车/欲望号街车 46. A Clockwork Orange 1971 发条橘子 47. Taxi Driver 1976 计程车司机/的士司机 48. Jaws 1975 大白鲨 49. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1937 白雪公主 50. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid 1969 虎豹小霸王 51. The Philadelphia Story 1940 费城故事 52. From Here to Eternity 1953 红粉忠魂未了情 53. Amadeus 1984 阿玛迪斯/莫扎特 54. All Quiet on the Westernfront 1930 西线无战事 55. The Sound of Music 1965 真善美/音乐之声/仙乐飘飘处处闻 56. M*A*S*H 1970 外科医生/风流医生俏护士 57. The Third Man 1949 黑狱亡魂/第三者 58. Fantasia 1940 幻想曲 59. Rebel Without a Cause 1955 善子不教谁之过/阿飞正传 60. Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981 法柜奇兵 61. Vertigo 1958 迷魂记 62. Tootsie 1982 窈窕淑男/宝贝 63. Stagecoach 1939 驿马车 64. Close Encounters of the Third Kind 1977 第三类接触 65. The Silence of the Lambs 1991 沉默的羔羊 66. Network 1976 荧光屏后 67. The Manchurian Candidate 1962 谍网迷魂 68. An American in Paris 1951 花都舞影/一个美国人在巴黎 69. Shane 1953 原野奇侠 70. The French Connection 1971 霹雳神探/法国贩毒网 71. Forrest Gump 1994 阿甘正传 72. Ben-Hur 1959 宾汉/宾虚 73. Wuthering Heights 1939 咆哮山庄/呼啸山庄 74. the gold rush 1925 淘金记 75. Dances with wolves 1990 与狼共舞 76. City Lights 1931 城市之光 77. American Graffiti 1973 美国风情画/美国往事 78. Rocky 1976 洛基第一集 79. The Deer Hunter 1978 越战猎鹿人 80. The wild Bunch 1969 日落黄沙 81. Modern Times 1936 摩登时代 82. Giant 1956 巨人 83. Platoon 1986 前进高棉/野战排 84. Fargo 1996 冰血暴风/雪花高城 85. Duck soup 1933 鸭羹 86. Mutiny on the Bounty 1935 叛舰喋血记 87. Frankenstein 1931 科学怪人 88. Easy Rider 1969 逍遥骑士/迷幻车手 89. Patton 1970 巴顿将军 90. The Jazz singer 1927 爵士歌手 91. My Fair Lady 1964 窈窕淑女 92. A Place in the sun 1951 郎心如铁 93. the Apartment 1960 公寓春光/桃色公寓 94. good fellas 1990 四海好家伙 95. Pulp Fiction 1994 黑色追缉令/庸俗小说 96. the Searchers 1956 搜索者 97. Bringing up Baby 1938 育婴奇谭 98. Unforgiven 1992 杀无赦 99. Guess Who"s Coming to Dinner 1967 谁来晚餐/谁来付宴君且猜 100. Yankee doodle Dandy 1942 胜利之歌

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Except for rude people I don"t want to make anyone uncomfortable. So I don"t mind some questions. Usually people want to know what to call a person with my condition. I tell them it"s OK to refer to people like me as dwarfs or little people. Just don"t call us midgets—it"s an outdated term that offends us. I don"t mind talking about dwarfism because that makes people see I"m a person just like them.很高兴为您解答 O(∩_∩)O~不懂可以继续追问哟 (*^__^*) 满意请及时【采纳】 ^_^

歌曲名:The Watcher 2歌手:Jay-Z 专辑:Blueprint 2.1Jay-Z Feat. Dr. Dre, Rakim & Truth Hurts - The Watcher 2(Jay-Z:)Jeah.. uhh.. it"s what I do for a livin nigga(Verse One: Jay-Z)Things just ain"t the same for gangstersBut I"m a little too famous to shoot these prankstersAll of these rap singers claimin they bangersDoin all sorts of twisted shit with they fingersDisrespectin the game, no home trainin or mannersI was doin this shit when you was shittin PampersI was movin them grams "fore you, knew what a hand that hand wasDuckin the vans, radars, the scanners"Fore you knew what hard white to tame wasI was hittin the turnpike, aight with the bammersI was nice with my hands, cuss aight with them hammersI was prickin my finger "fore you knew what a Fam wasI had it laid out "fore you knew what a plan wasThree hundred mill" later, now you understand usY"all ain"t see us comin through VegasYou ever seen so much cham" bust in one nightGrand fucked up one fightI was on the Peter Pan busYou was puttin Peter Pan up in your room, y"all fuckin with whom?Allowed me to retortYou cowards is just now learnin the shit that we talkYou niggaz ain"t know about a Robb ReportBout a high speed Porsche, i.e.You niggaz ain"t know how to floss "til I came through the doorlike "Eric B. for Pres," respect me in this BITCH!You can"t disrespect us cause you got a little check cutYou was suckin for so long, fuckin your little neck upNow you too big for your britches, you got a few little bitchesYou think you Hugh Hefner, you just ridiculousI blew breath for you midgets, I gave life to the gameIt"s only right I got the right to be kingNiggaz that got life really like what I singCause they know is he really like, niggaz feel my painKnow the shit I DON"T write be the illest shit that"s ever been recitedin the game word to the hyphen in my NAME!J, A, Y, DASH, HoffaThe past present nigga the future, properThe holy trinity of hip-hop is usWe give, Dre his props BUT that"s where it stopsIt"s the Roc(Chorus: Truth Hurts)I know, you got your eyes on meI feel you watchin meBut it ain"t hard to see that you can"t see meYou try, but what you think you sawAin"t what you thought you sawYou bed-da off not lookin at all(Everywhere that I go, ain"t the same as befo")(People I used to know, just don"t know me no mo")(But everywhere that I go, I got people I know)(Who got people they know, so I suggest you lay low)(Verse Two: Dr. Dre)I"m still on top of the gameStill droppin flames, still cock and aimStill at the top had the Roc for the fameover setbacks, there"s been a lot since I cameYou seen it all, how I got, how I gainedThe momentum when it dropped, how I got through the painWhen I roll and shock, they watched me reclaimthe streets, they made a special spot for my nameDre, haters wanna stop to my reignBut the music lives in me, every drop in my veinsThe pride and the painAll the way back from the rise of my nameSee the world clear through the eyes of the maneSee the world chear for the rhymes that I gaveWhen the beat bangs it"ll drive them insaneThe eyes that I playedThe best to emerge in the game is The Watcher(Chorus: Truth Hurts)I know, you got your eyes on meI feel you watchin meBut it ain"t hard to see that you can"t see meYou try, but what you think you sawAin"t what you thought you sawYou bed-da off not lookin at all(Everywhere that I go, ain"t the same as befo")(People I used to know, just don"t know me no mo")(But everywhere that I go, I got people I know)(Who got people they know, so I suggest you lay low)(Verse Three: Rakim)I"m "Rated R," my brain contains graphics thangsIt turn traumatic teens into addicts, and fiendsIt"s like, watchin a movie through a panoramic screenWhich means, I can see the whole planet in the sceneCash is the topic, the object, a fatter pocketSome take the crack and chop it, but those that haven"t got ittake away the added profit, it"s catastrophicI take the gat and cock it, and I"ll sit back and watch itThese New York streets is ugly, I keep it gullyThe world is mine and can"t nobody keep it from meYo, my neighborhood is never sunnyIn the place where the number one cause of death is moneyYou can try copinI"ve seen enough shit to leave your frame of mind brokenI"m still alive and scopinBe another hundred years "til my skies close in(Chorus: Truth Hurts)I know, you got your eyes on meI feel you watchin meBut it ain"t hard to see that you can"t see meYou try, but what you think you sawAin"t what you thought you sawYou bed-da off not lookin at all(Everywhere that I go, ain"t the same as befo")(People I used to know, just don"t know me no mo")(But everywhere that I go, I got people I know)(Who got people they know, so I suggest you lay low)EndJay-Z Feat. Dr. Dre, Rakim & Truth Hurts - The Watcher 2http://music.baidu.com/song/5483323

歌名应该是《The Watcher 2》吧，歌词：[Jay-Z]Jeah.. uhh.. it"s what I do for a livin niggaEat for a livin nigga (watcher)That"s how I live for a livin nigga.. (watcher)Okay, let"s do this (the watcher)[Verse One: Jay-Z]Things just ain"t the same for gangstersBut I"m a little too famous to shoot these prankstersAll of these rap singers claimin they bangersDoin all sorts of twisted shit with they fingersDisrespectin the game, no home trainin or mannersI was doin this shit when you was shittin PampersI was movin them grams "fore you, knew what a hand that hand wasDuckin the vans, radars, the scanners"Fore you knew what hard white to tame wasI was hittin the turnpike, aight with the bammersI was nice with my hands, cuss aight with them hammersI was prickin my finger "fore you knew what a Fam wasI had it laid out "fore you knew what a plan wasThree hundred mill" later, now you understand usY"all ain"t see us comin through VegasYou ever seen so much cham" bust in one nightGrand fucked up one fightI was on the Peter Pan busYou was Peter Pan up in your room, y"all fuckin with whom?Allowed me to be taughtYou cowards is just now learnin the shit that we talkYou niggaz ain"t know about a Robb ReportBout a high speed Porsche, i.e.You niggaz ain"t know how to floss "til I came through the doorlike "Eric B. for Pres," respect me in this BITCH!You can"t disrespect us cause you got a little check cutYou was suckin for so long, fuckin your little neck upNow you too big for your britches, you got a few little bitchesYou think you Hugh Hefner, you just ridiculousI blew breath for you midgets, I gave life to the gameIt"s only right I got the right to be kingNiggaz that got life really like what I singCause they know is he really like, niggaz feel my painKnow the shit I DON"T write be the illest shit that"s ever been recitedin the game word to the hyphen in my NAME!J, A, Y, DASH, HoffaThe past present nigga the future, properThe holy trinity of hip-hop is usWe give, Dre his props BUT that"s where it stopsIt"s the Roc[Chorus: Truth Hurts]I know, you got your eyes on meI feel you watchin meBut it ain"t hard to see that you can"t see meYou try, but what you think you sawAin"t what you thought you sawYou bed-da off not lookin at all(Everywhere that I go, ain"t the same as befo")(People I used to know, just don"t know me no mo")(But everywhere that I go, I got people I know)(Who got people they know, so I suggest you lay low)[Verse Two: Dr. Dre]I"m still on top of the gameStill droppin flames, still cock and aimStill at the top had the Roc for the fameover setbacks, there"s been a lot since I cameYou seen it all, how I got, how I gainedThe momentum when it dropped, how I got through the painWhen I roll and shock, they watched me reclaimthe streets, they made a special spot for my nameDre, haters wanna stop to my reignBut the music lives in me, every drop in my veinsThe pride and the painAll the way back from the rise of my nameSee the world clear through the eyes of the maneSee the world chear for the rhymes that I gaveWhen the beat bangs it"ll drive them insaneThe eyes that I playedThe best to emerge in the game is The Watcher[Chorus][Verse Three: Rakim]I"m "Rated R," my brain contains graphics thangsIt turn traumatic teens into addicts, and fiendsIt"s like, watchin a movie through a panoramic screenWhich means, I can see the whole planet in the sceneCash is the topic, the object, a fatter pocketSome take the crack and chop it, but those that haven"t got ittake away the added profit, it"s catastrophicI take the gat and cock it, and I"ll sit back and watch itThese New York streets is ugly, I keep it gullyThe world is mine and can"t nobody keep it from meYo, my neighborhood is never sunnyIn the place where the number one cause of death is moneyYou can try copinI"ve seen enough shit to leave your frame of mind brokenI"m still alive and scopinBe another hundred years "til my skies close inAnd I"ma die with my eyes open, the watcher [echoes][Chorus]

歌曲名:The Watcher 2歌手:Jay-Z 专辑:The Blueprint 2 The Gift & The CurseJay-Z Feat. Dr. Dre, Rakim & Truth Hurts - The Watcher 2(Jay-Z:)Jeah.. uhh.. it"s what I do for a livin nigga(Verse One: Jay-Z)Things just ain"t the same for gangstersBut I"m a little too famous to shoot these prankstersAll of these rap singers claimin they bangersDoin all sorts of twisted shit with they fingersDisrespectin the game, no home trainin or mannersI was doin this shit when you was shittin PampersI was movin them grams "fore you, knew what a hand that hand wasDuckin the vans, radars, the scanners"Fore you knew what hard white to tame wasI was hittin the turnpike, aight with the bammersI was nice with my hands, cuss aight with them hammersI was prickin my finger "fore you knew what a Fam wasI had it laid out "fore you knew what a plan wasThree hundred mill" later, now you understand usY"all ain"t see us comin through VegasYou ever seen so much cham" bust in one nightGrand fucked up one fightI was on the Peter Pan busYou was puttin Peter Pan up in your room, y"all fuckin with whom?Allowed me to retortYou cowards is just now learnin the shit that we talkYou niggaz ain"t know about a Robb ReportBout a high speed Porsche, i.e.You niggaz ain"t know how to floss "til I came through the doorlike "Eric B. for Pres," respect me in this BITCH!You can"t disrespect us cause you got a little check cutYou was suckin for so long, fuckin your little neck upNow you too big for your britches, you got a few little bitchesYou think you Hugh Hefner, you just ridiculousI blew breath for you midgets, I gave life to the gameIt"s only right I got the right to be kingNiggaz that got life really like what I singCause they know is he really like, niggaz feel my painKnow the shit I DON"T write be the illest shit that"s ever been recitedin the game word to the hyphen in my NAME!J, A, Y, DASH, HoffaThe past present nigga the future, properThe holy trinity of hip-hop is usWe give, Dre his props BUT that"s where it stopsIt"s the Roc(Chorus: Truth Hurts)I know, you got your eyes on meI feel you watchin meBut it ain"t hard to see that you can"t see meYou try, but what you think you sawAin"t what you thought you sawYou bed-da off not lookin at all(Everywhere that I go, ain"t the same as befo")(People I used to know, just don"t know me no mo")(But everywhere that I go, I got people I know)(Who got people they know, so I suggest you lay low)(Verse Two: Dr. Dre)I"m still on top of the gameStill droppin flames, still cock and aimStill at the top had the Roc for the fameover setbacks, there"s been a lot since I cameYou seen it all, how I got, how I gainedThe momentum when it dropped, how I got through the painWhen I roll and shock, they watched me reclaimthe streets, they made a special spot for my nameDre, haters wanna stop to my reignBut the music lives in me, every drop in my veinsThe pride and the painAll the way back from the rise of my nameSee the world clear through the eyes of the maneSee the world chear for the rhymes that I gaveWhen the beat bangs it"ll drive them insaneThe eyes that I playedThe best to emerge in the game is The Watcher(Chorus: Truth Hurts)I know, you got your eyes on meI feel you watchin meBut it ain"t hard to see that you can"t see meYou try, but what you think you sawAin"t what you thought you sawYou bed-da off not lookin at all(Everywhere that I go, ain"t the same as befo")(People I used to know, just don"t know me no mo")(But everywhere that I go, I got people I know)(Who got people they know, so I suggest you lay low)(Verse Three: Rakim)I"m "Rated R," my brain contains graphics thangsIt turn traumatic teens into addicts, and fiendsIt"s like, watchin a movie through a panoramic screenWhich means, I can see the whole planet in the sceneCash is the topic, the object, a fatter pocketSome take the crack and chop it, but those that haven"t got ittake away the added profit, it"s catastrophicI take the gat and cock it, and I"ll sit back and watch itThese New York streets is ugly, I keep it gullyThe world is mine and can"t nobody keep it from meYo, my neighborhood is never sunnyIn the place where the number one cause of death is moneyYou can try copinI"ve seen enough shit to leave your frame of mind brokenI"m still alive and scopinBe another hundred years "til my skies close in(Chorus: Truth Hurts)I know, you got your eyes on meI feel you watchin meBut it ain"t hard to see that you can"t see meYou try, but what you think you sawAin"t what you thought you sawYou bed-da off not lookin at all(Everywhere that I go, ain"t the same as befo")(People I used to know, just don"t know me no mo")(But everywhere that I go, I got people I know)(Who got people they know, so I suggest you lay low)EndJay-Z Feat. Dr. Dre, Rakim & Truth Hurts - The Watcher 2http://music.baidu.com/song/8522412

歌曲名:Listen歌手:Toiling Midgets专辑:SonBrandy - ListHow do you supposeAll of this happenedI used to beYour number one hitFirst you put meSecond after trappin"U made a little doughThen I was 5th Or 6th then 7thI couldn"t helpBut to laugh when Your heart Started to loseAll of its strengthYou used to be The only one On my listAnd now You"re wonderin" whywhy you"re 10thI tryna get thruYou too confusedI"ve only Ever been the mainI was finna be A little pissedYou can count on All of them Other chicksYou can count on me To just quitI don"t wanna be On that list, no moreI don"t wanna be On thatI don"t wanna be On that listSaid I"m coolI don"t wanna be On thatI don"t wanna be On that listNumber 1Not number 3 on thatNumber 1 cuz I"m the best thingIn your lifeBoyYou got me mixed upBetter rip That list upMe on that list No listGot me no moreI don"t wanna be On that list, no moreI don"t wanna be On thatI don"t wanna be On that listSaid I"m coolI don"t wanna be On thatI don"t wanna be On that listFirst off allI"m the bombBoy look aroundIs ya dumbAnd secondI"m the oneYou getEverythin fromThird of all knowYour mom told youThat I"m the oneWhat you Runnin around Lookin 4?Must be drunkPut down the 5thAnd I can think Of almost 6 times7 digits almost 8 Up your chanceYou actin Like your loveGot 9 livesIf it did, so what?You killed it moreThan 10I tryna get thruYou too confusedI"ve only Ever been the mainI was finna be A little pissedYou can count on All of them Other chicksYou can count on me To just quitI don"t wanna be On that list, no moreI don"t wanna be On thatI don"t wanna be On that listSaid I"m coolI don"t wanna be On thatI don"t wanna be On that listNumber 1Not number 3 on thatNumber 1 cuz I"m the best thingIn your lifeBoyYou got me mixed upBetter rip That list upMe on that list No listGot me no moreI don"t wanna be On that list, no moreI don"t wanna be On thatI don"t wanna be On that listSaid I"m coolI don"t wanna be On thatI don"t wanna be On that listno moreI don"t wanna be On thatI don"t wanna be On that listSaid I"m coolI don"t wanna be On thatI don"t wanna be On that listNumber 1Not number 3 on thatNumber 1 cuz I"m the best thingIn your lifeBoyYou got me mixed upBetter rip That list upMe on that list No listGot me no moreI don"t wanna be On that list, no moreI don"t wanna be On thatI don"t wanna be On that listSaid I"m coolI don"t wanna be On thatI don"t wanna be On that listno moreI don"t wanna be On thatI don"t wanna be On that listSaid I"m coolI don"t wanna be On thatI don"t wanna be On that listhttp://music.baidu.com/song/2810044

分类: 娱乐休闲 >> 音乐 问题描述: The Way You Move Featuring Sleepy Brown的歌词？ 谢谢 解析: Boom, Boom, Boom. Heh, Heh.[Big Boi] Ready for action, nip it in the butt. We never relaxin", OutKast is everlastin" Not clashin", not at all but see my nigga went to do a little acting. Now that"s for anyone askin" give me one pass em" Drip drip drop there goes an earga *** Now you cumin out the side of your face We tapping right into your memory banks (Thanks!) So flickle the tickle lets see your seat belt fastened Trunk rattlin" like o midgets in the back seat wrasling Speakerbox vibrate the tank, make it sound like aluminum cans in the back. But I know ya"ll wanted that 808 can you feel that B-A-S-S, bass But I know ya"ll wanted that 808 can you feel that B-A-S-S, bass [Chorus] I like the waaaay you move I like the waaaay you move (Whoo-o-o!) I love the waaaay you move I love the way, I love the way. I love the waaaay you move I love the waaaay you move (Whoo-o-o!) I love the waaaay you move I love the way, I love the way. ) [Big Boi] Then the whole room fell silent (Shhhhh!) The girls all pause with glee, turning left turning right hardly looking at me, But I was looking at them, there, there on the dance floor Now they got me in the middle feeling like a man whore Specially the big girl, big girls need love too no discrimination in this world. So keep your hands off my cheeks, and let me study how you ride the beat You big freak! Skinny, slim women got the camel toe within them You can *** them, lift them, bend them, give them something to remember Hail out timber when you fall through the chop shop. Take a deep a breath and exhale your ex male friend, boyfriend was boring as hell Now let me listen to the stories you tell and we can make moves like a person in jail. On the loco [Chorus] [Sleepy Brown] Heeeey baby, girl don"t you stop Come on baby dance on the top of me You so fine (you so fine) you so fine You drive me outta my mind (my mind, outta my mind!) Oooh baby! If I could I would, just be with yoooou baaaaby Ooooooh Cause you like me and excite me and you know you gotta leave baby! Oooooo! I like the waaay you move (I like the way you move) I like the waaay you move (Ooo you so sexy baaby!) (Whoo-o-o!) I love the waaay you move I love the way, I love the way (Whoo-o-o!) I love the waaay you move (I love the way you move) I love the waaay you move (Ooo you so sexy baaby!) (Whoo-o-o) I love the waaay you move I love the way, I love the way. I like the waaay you move I like the waaay you move (Whoo-o-o!) I love the waaay you move I love the way, I love the way. I love the waaay you move I love the waaay you move (Whoo-o-o!) I love the waaay you move I love the way, I love the way

40 Bars 歌词: "For the year 2G the rap game change for one name Jewelz aim to slain anything on this plane Remains are found when the best kept secret get heated You went platinum wit a ghost writer,so in the game you won you cheated My slang bang when you need it You man enuff to pull a gun be man enuff to squeeze it (*gunshots*) Die if you don"t believe it Anything to do wit millions I"ma be wit it Hats off to the hardcore niggaz f--- the rest In my guess y"all useless, just talkin music Never mistake me for a fake MC You got the wrong idea nigga I"m CT fool Get murdered in a second in the first degree Come to me wit faggot tendacies You"ll be sleepin where the maggots be Ain"t nuthin kinda used to beef actually but when it"s on I raise first automatically Won"t catch me as a victim and a rap casualty Dynasty Raiders hit VA in the summertime Ten Bentleys in one line Gats in each hand, twin 45"s in mines Snipers hittin niggaz long distance for a rate Sons and daughters, one order you"ll be floatin in water Bad news home of the Dynasty Raiders One luv to the ol school niggaz They in the jail tryin to raise us Even the ones that tried to blaze us but couldn"t even graze us See dem ***** azz niggaz y"all killin don"t amaze us Y"all slobbin I"m spittin wit a mouf full of rage (DIS MY NIGGA JEWELS REPRESENTIN BAD NEWS YO MY HOMIE SAY DAT SHIT) Everybody stay fly get money kill and f--- *****es I"m hittin anything in plain view for my riches VA"s finest fillin up ditches, when niggaz turn to *****es die for zero digits; I"ma giant yall midgets I know killaz that kill for a fee that"ll kill yo" ass for free, believe me How you wanna die fast or slowly? Fast as a rolie, slow as a rolie polie I bought yo s--- it was weak, trashed it now you owe me All the hardcore niggas know me I aint knockin, I"m jus gon" bust up in the motherf---er Takin anything that"s rightfully mines Lust, AKs, rifles, and nines Physique crew, thick designs wit jewels that shine all the time Ain"t nuthin sweet about this rate of mystique Got niggas while you eat s--- sleep and beat yo meat die reachin fo heat, leave you leakin in da street Niggas screamin he was a good boy ever since he was born but f--- it he gon life must go on niggas don"t live that long but hoes in wigs niggas that think they head strong got niggas hollerin Jewelz dead wrong on this song THIS TYPE OF MURDA DONT NEED NO HOOK JUST FORTY f---IN BARS FROM DA MOUF OF A CROOK!!! YO!!" 专辑名称：Retitled to Misunderstood 专辑歌手：Jewelz(Allen Iverson) 发行日期：2000年完成,未公开发售 专辑语种：英语 专辑类型：Hip-Hop专辑+单曲 未公售 唱片公司：CruThik 压缩比率：96Kbps~192kbps 下载提供：www.CraigDavid.Cn 专辑曲目： 01.40 Bars 02.Acappella 03.Bad Man 04.Crystalized 05.Da Game 06.Da Game Part II 07.Dangerous 08.Far From Yours 09.My World 10.Gunlow 11.Hypocrite 12.Last Night 13.The Real Song 14.The Real Song(All) 15.P-Townt 16.Reebok A5 Comercial Jadakiss Verse(1) 17.Reebok comercial 18.Stronjay 19.The Answer 20.Time 2 Build 21.Tribute 22.War Games

Married Man --- Paulini 不知道是不是你要的

1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn"t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it"s still on the list. 5、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you"re doing it wrong... 6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 7、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. 8、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don"t have a good partner, you"d better have a good hand. 9、Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can"t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. 10、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. 11、War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 12、Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. 13、We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 14、Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. 15、Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 16、My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. 17、I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 18、If you think nobody cares if you"re alive, try missing a couple of payments. 19、Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. 20、Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn"t. 21、How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 22、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? 23、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 24、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. 25、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 26、I didn"t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian 27、A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. 28、If I agreed with you we"d both be wrong. 29、Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? 30、A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. 31、I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" 32、Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. 33、Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? 34、Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. 35、A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don"t need it. 36、Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. 37、The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! 38、A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 39、Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. 40、He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. 41、Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. 42、The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 43、The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 44、To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 45、Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. 46、I discovered I scream the same way whether I"m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. 47、Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. 48、I didn"t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. 49、Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What"s my mother going to do? 50、God must love stupid people. He made SO many. 51、Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. 52、I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila. 53、The sole purpose of a child"s middle name, is so he can tell when he"s really in trouble. 54、It"s not the fall that kills you; it"s the sudden stop at the end. 55、Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 56、Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. 57、There"s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can"t get away. 58、A bargain is something you don"t need at a price you can"t resist. 59、Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. 60、My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. 61、My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you"re ugly too. 62、A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don"t know son, I"m still paying." 63、Some people say "If you can"t beat them, join them". I say "If you can"t beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise. 64、When in doubt, mumble. 65、I intend to live forever. So far, so good. 66、Hospitality: making your guests feel like they"re at home, even if you wish they were. 67、If at first you don"t succeed, skydiving is not for you! 68、A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. 69、Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. 70、Money can"t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 71、Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won"t expect it back. 72、Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen. 73、Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone. 74、Nostalgia isn"t what it used to be. 75、With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. 76、I should"ve known it wasn"t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I"m a Libra and she"s a bitch. 77、Hallmark Card: "I"m so miserable without you, it"s almost like you"re still here." 78、You"re never too old to learn something stupid. 79、A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. 80、I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I"m going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You"ll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won"t be able to get into the corners very well." 81、Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever. 82、I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. 83、We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. 84、Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. 85、Just remember...if the world didn"t suck, we"d all fall off. 86、Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you"re an asshole. 87、I used to be indecisive. Now I"m not sure. 88、I don"t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn"t die. 89、If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you"ll have trouble putting on your pants. 90、To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. 91、You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I"d miss you heaps and think of you often. 92、Going to church doesn"t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 93、Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 94、If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child. 95、A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. 96、Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one. 97、You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 98、The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste. 99、When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. 100、Remember, if you smoke after sex you"re doing it too fast.

选B，shortvertically challenged:what most midgets or short people are.

Boom, Boom, Boom.Heh, Heh.[Big Boi]Ready for action, nip it in the butt.We never relaxin", OutKast is everlastin"Not clashin", not at all but see my nigga went to do a little acting.Now that"s for anyone askin" give me one pass em"Drip drip drop there goes an eargasmNow you cumin out the side of your faceWe tapping right into your memory banks (Thanks!)So flickle the tickle lets see your seat belt fastenedTrunk rattlin" like two midgets in the back seat wraslingSpeakerbox vibrate the tank, make it sound like aluminum cans in the back.But I know ya"ll wanted that 808 can you feel that B-A-S-S, bassBut I know ya"ll wanted that 808 can you feel that B-A-S-S, bass[Chorus]I like the waaaay you moveI like the waaaay you move (Whoo-o-o!)I love the waaaay you moveI love the way, I love the way.I love the waaaay you moveI love the waaaay you move (Whoo-o-o!)I love the waaaay you moveI love the way, I love the way.)[Big Boi]Then the whole room fell silent (Shhhhh!)The girls all pause with glee, turning left turning right hardly looking at me,But I was looking at them, there, there on the dance floorNow they got me in the middle feeling like a man whoreSpecially the big girl, big girls need love too no discrimination in this world.So keep your hands off my cheeks, and let me study how you ride the beatYou big freak!Skinny, slim women got the camel toe within themYou can fuck them, lift them, bend them, give them something to rememberHail out timber when you fall through the chop shop.Take a deep a breath and exhale your ex male friend, boyfriend was boring as hellNow let me listen to the stories you tell and we can make moves like a person in jail.On the loco[Chorus][Sleepy Brown]Heeeey baby, girl don"t you stopCome on baby dance on the top of meYou so fine (you so fine) you so fineYou drive me outta my mind (my mind, outta my mind!) Oooh baby!If I could I would, just be with yoooou baaaabyOoooooh Cause you like me and excite me and you know you gotta leave baby!Oooooo!I like the waaay you move (I like the way you move)I like the waaay you move (Ooo you so sexy baaby!) (Whoo-o-o!)I love the waaay you moveI love the way, I love the way (Whoo-o-o!)I love the waaay you move (I love the way you move)I love the waaay you move (Ooo you so sexy baaby!) (Whoo-o-o)I love the waaay you moveI love the way, I love the way.I like the waaay you moveI like the waaay you move (Whoo-o-o!)I love the waaay you moveI love the way, I love the way.I love the waaay you moveI love the waaay you move (Whoo-o-o!)I love the waaay you moveI love the way, I love the way

精彩专题:起个好听的英文名 2006北京迷笛音乐节现场实况视频Album:The Blueprint, Vol 2- The Gift And The CurseTitle:The Watcher 2{*whispered*} Watcher![Jay-Z]Jeah.. uhh.. it"s what I do for a livin niggaEat for a livin nigga {*watcher*}That"s how I live for a livin nigga.. {*watcher*}Okay, let"s do this {*the watcher*}[Verse One: Jay-Z]Things just ain"t the same for gangstersBut I"m a little too famous to shoot these prankstersAll of these rap singers claimin they bangersDoin all sorts of twisted shit with they fingersDisrespectin the game, no home trainin or mannersI was doin this shit when you was shittin PampersI was movin them grams "fore you, knew what a hand that hand wasDuckin the vans, radars, the scanners"Fore you knew what hard white to tame wasI was hittin the turnpike, aight with the bammersI was nice with my hands, cuss aight with them hammersI was prickin my finger "fore you knew what a Fam wasI had it laid out "fore you knew what a plan wasThree hundred mill" later, now you understand usY"all ain"t see us comin through VegasYou ever seen so much cham" bust in one nightGrand fucked up one fightI was on the Peter Pan busYou was Peter Pan up in your room, y"all fuckin with whom?Allowed me to be taughtYou cowards is just now learnin the shit that we talkYou niggaz ain"t know about a Robb ReportBout a high speed Porsche, i.e.You niggaz ain"t know how to floss "til I came through the doorlike Eric B. for Pres, respect me in this BITCH!You can"t disrespect us cause you got a little check cutYou was suckin for so long, fuckin your little neck upNow you too big for your britches, you got a few little bitchesYou think you Hugh Hefner, you just ridiculousI blew breath for you midgets, I gave life to the gameIt"s only right I got the right to be kingNiggaz that got life really like what I singCause they know is he really like, niggaz feel my painKnow the shit I DON"T write be the illest shit that"s ever been recitedin the game word to the hyphen in my NAME!J, A, Y, DASH, HoffaThe past present nigga the future, properThe holy trinity of hip-hop is usWe give, Dre his props BUT that"s where it stopsIt"s the Roc[Chorus: Truth Hurts]I know, you got your eyes on meI feel you watchin meBut it ain"t hard to see that you can"t see meYou try, but what you think you sawAin"t what you thought you sawYou bed-da off not lookin at all(Everywhere that I go, ain"t the same as befo")(People I used to know, just don"t know me no mo")(But everywhere that I go, I got people I know)(Who got people they know, so I suggest you lay low)[Verse Two: Dr. Dre]I"m still on top of the gameStill droppin flames, still cock and aimStill at the top had the Roc for the fameover setbacks, there"s been a lot since I cameYou seen it all, how I got, how I gainedThe momentum when it dropped, how I got through the painWhen I roll and shock, they watched me reclaimthe streets, they made a special spot for my nameDre, haters wanna stop to my reignBut the music lives in me, every drop in my veinsThe pride and the painAll the way back from the rise of my nameSee the world clear through the eyes of the maneSee the world chear for the rhymes that I gaveWhen the beat bangs it"ll drive them insaneThe eyes that I playedThe best to emerge in the game is The Watcher[Chorus][Verse Three: Rakim]I"m Rated R, my brain contains graphics thangsIt turn traumatic teens into addicts, and fiendsIt"s like, watchin a movie through a panoramic screenWhich means, I can see the whole planet in the sceneCash is the topic, the object, a fatter pocketSome take the crack and chop it, but those that haven"t got ittake away the added profit, it"s catastrophicI take the gat and cock it, and I"ll sit back and watch itThese New York streets is ugly, I keep it gullyThe world is mine and can"t nobody keep it from meYo, my neighborhood is never sunnyIn the place where the number one cause of death is moneyYou can try copinI"ve seen enough shit to leave your frame of mind brokenI"m still alive and scopinBe another hundred years "til my skies close inAnd I"ma die with my eyes open, the watcher {*echoes*}[Chorus]

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中村由利 Yuri Nakamura 主唱/全作曲（Vocal+Music） 1977年7月4日生，日本的歌手、作曲家。血型分类O型，昵称是“ゆりっぺ”（Yurippe）。 中村由利 1999年作为GARNET CROW的作曲和主唱出道，以新人的身分进行正式的作曲和演唱。在那之后，她作为乐队的代表人物全程参与了音乐电视、访谈、演唱会等活动。自2001年以来，不仅仅作为GARNET CROW成员而活跃着，同时也为三枝夕夏、ZARD以及GIZA studio出品的Complication Album和复古Album提供音乐。在综合性的LIVE中以中村由利个人的名义参与演出，在2003年的面包工房举办的生泽佑一演唱会中作为嘉宾登场。 声线较一般的女性主音来说更为低沉，有着宽广的音域和充满爆发力的歌唱能量。以中低音域作为旋律的中心，配合多种技巧糅合出的是独特的演唱风格和声线。特别是与众多同时期活跃的、擅长高音的女性主唱相比，这种独特之处就更为显著了。由利小时候练习过古典钢琴，从学生时代就开始作曲。“在作曲和歌唱方面的这种独特性，是来源于小时候起就很熟悉的古典乐（萧邦和柴科夫斯基）和喜欢的涉谷系、北欧音乐的影响”（由利本人谈） 虽然在CD内封的照片中经常都是一副冷冰冰的表情，但如果在演唱会中唱到了调子轻快的曲目时，大家也会见到她开心地笑着的样子。由利在演唱会上的自称是“歌姬”，台风很安静，极少乱蹦乱跳。不过声音相当震撼，花里胡哨的手势也是看点之一。她的习惯动作是唱完一首曲子后微微点下头。作为主唱由利本人非常敬业，曾经在制作Last Love Song期间因为练体操而折断了肋骨，但即使是这样也坚持进行了演唱和录制。虽说如此，她也十分注重自己的健康，“在唱歌之前决不会吃咖喱之类的刺激食品”。除此之外，在电视演出之前由利还会自备润喉水。另外，由利还是个美食家，曾经广泛地评价过纳豆、抹茶、东京车站的极附便当、Caramel Macchiato等各式各样的食品。喜欢吃锅烧乌龙和铁板炒面，讨厌鳗鱼和青椒。 兴趣是弹钢琴，听音乐，欣赏美术作品，受父母和身边的朋友的影响很深。喜欢的音乐家有Bjork、Cranberry Jam、Sheryl Crow & Alanis Morissette。在自己作的曲子中最喜欢的是“未完成的音色”，第十张单曲“梦醒之后”因为是学生时代的处女作，所以凝聚了最多的思念。 另外，作为她本人和媒体都已经公认的事，是她与同为GARNET CROW成员的AZUKI七的关系十分亲密，据说私生活中两人的交往也很多。 AZUKI七 AZUKI Nana 键盘/全作词（Keyboard+Lyrics） AZUKI七1977年7月29日生，女性。日本的作词家，键盘演奏家，诗人。血型分类AB型。 AZUKI七是她的艺名，原名菅谷りえ。为GIZA studio公司旗下的众多歌手提供词作品。从1999年开始加入GARNET CROW，任乐队键盘手，并担任全作词。最初是由于要为新节目的试作课题作词，以此为契机开始了作为作词家的活动。曾为WANDS、Field of View和同为GARNET CROW成员的冈本仁志提供作品，在2003年作为伴奏嘉宾单独参加了WAG的LIVE。 当自己的身体处于“入睡前状态”时，AZUKI七开始了她的词创作。从词作的倾向说，众多诸如无常观、寂寥感、死亡主体的抽象专用语被广泛地使用，由此构成了一种流转自如的独特境界。AZUKI七在一次采访中说过，她填词时会故意加入和‘生死"有关的内容来满足自己。随意举出这些专用语中的一个例子，都能发现基督教、佛教、以及其他众多宗教或神话中的出典。比如犹太教、基督教中的“Jesus”，圣经旧约.民书记35章中的“逃离城市”、佛教概念中的“轮回”、“黄泉”等等。除此之外，诸如“诺瓦利斯之门”（德国美学家，自然哲学之门）“to be or not to be”（哈姆雷特……）这种受到文学作品影响的部分在她的歌词中也很多见。AZUKI七曾说“给别人作词就好比出门前整理衣服、梳洗打扮，但给GARNET CROW 写词就像在自己家里，想做什么就做什么，非常自在”。 除此之外，AZUKI七在摄影方面也有着很深的造诣，她的作品广泛收录于GARNET CROW的CD内封和各种书籍之中，被更多的人们所欣赏著。她还发表了个人诗集[80,0]，收录了80首诗和一些摄影。她个人受《飘》的女主角郝丝嘉影响很深。喜欢的音乐家有Peter Gabriel，Iggy Pop、JohnZorn、The Cure, Jesus Jones & Kula Shaker。 关于昵称，就是AZUKI的汉字写法“小豆”。她从4、5岁起直到18、19岁一直在进行钢琴的练习。AZUKI七在台上弹琴的风格轻盈优雅，习惯的动作是凝视前方唱歌的由利，时不时会露出或迷惘或陶醉的表情，有时还会小声地跟着唱。经常戴十字架项链。很喜欢欺负冈本。参加GARNET CROW很大一部分原因是因为她喜欢由利的声音。在兴趣方面，AZUKI七是个每星期都要阅读3~4本书的读书家。除此之外，她还有着滑雪、潜水、电视游戏、cosplay、散步、看电影、陶艺、黏土（能够表现出自身风格的东西）、钓鱼、意大利等等广泛的兴趣。此外，在访谈里会旁若无人地使用关西腔说话。喜欢吃的东西是植物类食品，极其讨厌牛奶。其诗作与歌词中飘浮着独特瑰丽的世界观，因此拥有众多狂热的FANS。另外，作为她本人和媒体都已经承认的事，是她与同为GARNET CROW成员的中村由利的关系十分亲密，据说私生活中两人的交往也很多（顺带一提，中村由利的昵称“ゆりっぺ”就是她起的。从这些小地方大概可以看出浸透其中的生活乐趣吧） 此外，[first kaleidscope～君の家に着くまでずっと走ってゆく～]的设计据说是出自她之手。 Nana和由利的关系密切，私生活中常来往，非常赞赏和喜爱由利的声音。Nana是广阅书籍的才女，同时也喜欢户外活动，传说也是GARNET CROW四人中最能喝酒的。 古井弘人 Hirohito Furui 编曲/键盘（Designer+Keyboard） 古井弘人1967.2.7生，日本的键盘演奏家、作曲家、编曲家、音乐家。 在大学时代时与DEEN的现任键盘手山根公路组过乐队。因“BADオーディション”（曾出过T-BOLAN、大黑摩季等人）为契机而进入了Being,Inc.。他一方面作为编曲为DEEN、宇德敬子、小松未步等各位Being系艺人提供音乐，同时也作为辅助成员中的一人出演音乐电视节目，最近还进行了限定音乐配信的活动。另外，他还不时地会参加爱内里菜、仓木麻衣、ZARD等人的支援乐队。在工作方面，古井还担任了GIZA studio公司的创作培养训练学校（旧称关西Creators学院）的讲师。 古井有着亲切、平易近人的性格，因此获得了各位成员的绝大信赖。除此之外，在演奏和编曲方面的出众才华也为他赢得了“God Hand”（上帝之手）的绰号。在现场演唱会上古井有着激情四射的台风（著名的古井流横扫键盘……据说还曾激动得弹坏过键盘），这与他自己平常酷酷的作风形成了鲜明对比。他的个人兴趣是收集太阳眼镜，所以他也经常会带着它们出现下各种场合里（[80，0]里收录了一张小七偷拍的、大叔没戴眼镜在沙发上打盹的照片）。喜欢吃口味重的东西。受K-1的选手Michael McDnoanld影响很深，据说古井自己的演奏模式就是看了他的拳赛后受到启发的。喜欢的音乐没有固定的类型，钟爱的音乐家有David Foster, Stonecake, Cranberry Jam, Paul Weller。 冈本仁志 Hitoshi Okamoto（原名冈本仁，两者的日文发音完全相同） 吉他手（Gita） 1976.6.12生，日本的吉他手、曲家。血型分类A型。同志社大学工程系毕业。 冈本仁志 冈本仁志在大学时代里就作为自创乐队的一员进行着各种小型LIVE演奏活动。之后他因为所属乐队的活动终止，而作为求职活动的一环把自己制作的DEMO带送到了当时的Being,Inc.，由此为契机而加入了GIZA studio公司。在刚加入的时候没有什么活动，并没能走上台面，但从1999年以来便开始进行面向公众的音乐活动。1999年4月7日，同属Being旗下的ZARD推出了单曲“MILD GAMES”，其中收录了他作为“冈本仁”而进行作曲、编曲、配乐的曲子“Hypnosis”──这是冈本的作品中最早公诸于世的乐曲。同年8月31日他作为主音吉他参加了ZARD的船上演唱会（这时候冈本留着像牙买加音乐家一样的三股发型）。此外，他也向小松未步、仓木麻衣、菅崎茜等艺人提供大量的音乐。之后，他参加了仓木麻衣的全美DEMO制作，在这期间邂逅了当时还是新人，之后成为了出色的作曲家、歌手的中村由利、作词家AZUKI七、编曲家古井弘人。就这样，意气相投的四人一致推举古井作领队，由此成立了现下的GARNET CROW。 他从1999年12月4日起全职作为GARNET CROW的吉他手进行活动、自2000年3月2日后的活动开始多面兼顾，这就是冈本与GARNET CROW相平行的个人音乐创作的开始。2000年11月8日，以冈本仁志个人名义推出的单曲“First Fine Day”发售，从而开始了其个人活动。趁此机会，他把原名“冈本仁”改成了“冈本仁志”。自2004年1月22日举行的面包工房“Okamoto Night”以来，冈本的个人LIVE也在逐步顺利进行中。当然，他的个人活跃对作为GARNET CROW成员的活动也有所影响：自2004年以来的大型巡回演唱会上，GARNET CROW为本来是只担任吉他手的冈本设定了一个“独唱角”，即让他作为主音随意演唱GARNET CROW乐曲中的一首（如“千以上の言叶を并べても...”“Last love song”等）。另外，冈本还担任了广播节目“Pastime Paradise”的主持人（α-station 周日播出），是现下的GARNET CROW中唯一一个有着自己个人节目的成员。 说到冈本个人的作品，大多是以吉他为主的各种乐器进行演奏录制的。作曲和歌唱都是他以自己的风格、在自家的录音室“Okamoto Lab”里一手包办，至于歌词就主要由AZUKI七提供。在作曲时，冈本会一边自己用吉他伴奏，一边以鼻音为主哼著旋律。 冈本的爱好是上网。特长是倒下就能睡着，而且几乎不会生病。喜欢的音乐有Teenage Fan Club，Jellyfish，Summercap & Toiling Midgets。绰号是Okamochi、Charismatic Guitarist（由利在演唱会上的介绍）、大饼。

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财经麦麦吉是新疆吐鲁番人。在百度词条可以看到脉脉及出生于新疆，土方毕业于中国财经商贸学院。

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说到数百万和数十亿，很多可笑的发明已经把它变得可笑的大。这里有一些荒谬的例子;1. 幸运的突破叉骨如果你在每年的火鸡许愿骨大战中运气不佳，那么幸运的折断许愿骨非常适合你。Ken Ahroni是这款产品的幕后主使。1999年和家人一起吃感恩节晚餐时，他看到很多人都想拥有属于自己的如愿骨，于是萌生了这个想法。他决定关闭自己的咨询业务，成立Lucky Break Wishbone Corp.，并正式开始销售他独特的易碎塑料许愿骨。在短短两年的时间里，该公司通过遍布全国40多个州的分销商实现了近100万的销售额。2. 黄色的笑脸这张黄色的笑脸是Murray and Bernard Spain设计的，估计利润为5亿美元。他们想要开一家自己的新奇商店，所以他们决定购买那些黄色笑脸的专有权，你现在几乎随处可见。他们甚至还购买了与之配套的“祝你度过美好的一天”标语。他们把这些文字和图像贴在所有的东西上，这为他们在第一年半的时间里拥有5000万美元的净资产铺平了道路。3.耳光手镯你小时候肯定很喜欢这个。事实上，许多孩子都有5个或5个以上这样的卡片，有些孩子甚至会同时贴上所有的卡片。拍手环是斯图尔特·安德鲁斯(Stuart Andrews)的发明，正是它帮他中了头彩。在他的发明之前，安德鲁斯只是一个普通的高中车间老师。仅在1990年，这些手镯就为他带来了600万至800万美元的收入。4. 百万主页在这个百万美元的主页背后的故事是如此的令人难以置信，你甚至可能不相信它。这是21岁的英国人亚历克斯·图的作品。他制作了一个主页，以1美元的价格出售了100万像素。为了配合他的创作，他甚至触及了公众的心，他的目标是用主页支付他的大学学费。图的慈善案例引起了广告商的注意，在一年多一点的时间里，该网站的所有像素都卖光了。5. 这种麻袋片Snuggie成功的真正原因是它的广告宣传。这款Snuggie是Allstar产品公司的斯科特·波伦(Scott Boilen)的发明，在滑稽的电视购物广告中，人们穿着Snuggie烤棉花糖或参加体育赛事。Boilen说，他之所以采取这种方式，是因为这个产品本来就很荒谬，而用同样荒谬的方式做广告却非常有意义。这种方法奏效了，赚了超过2亿美元。6. 圣诞老人的邮件每年，世界各地都有成千上万的孩子给圣诞老人写信，希望他能给他们回信。拜伦·里斯看到了这个市场的潜力。这就是为什么他在2002年决定推出圣诞老人邮件服务。这项服务让孩子们把他们的信件寄到北极。随后，他们的父母支付了一笔仅为9.95美元的费用，作为交换，他们的孩子会收到一封圣诞老人亲自写的个性化信件。2009年，圣诞老人邮件已经能够给大约30万名孩子回复了。做数学!每一封信赚10美元，你就可以计算里斯从这项服务中赚了多少钱。7. 沃克的墙Ken Hakuta的母亲应该被称为他成功背后的人，因为毕竟，是她从中国送给他的第一个古怪的走墙器。他对这款玩具很感兴趣，它似乎能穿过任何被扔过来的墙，于是他决定以10万美元的价格购买这款玩具的版权，并开始在华盛顿推销起初，这个产品的销量并不好，直到《华盛顿邮报》(Washington Post)的记者看到这个消息并写了一篇文章。这篇文章引发了对该产品的热议，并帮助它成为有史以来最好的营销时尚之一。在短短几个月的时间里，超过2.4亿部作品被售出，白田聪赚了大约8000万美元。8. 电子宠物90年代的电子宠物(Tamagotchi)更让人兴奋，这是一款老少皆爱的宠物模拟设备。毕竟，这款由日本玩具制造商万代(Bandai)创造的玩具是拥有并照顾一只真正宠物的绝佳选择。电子宠物的销量超过7000万，在顶峰时期，每秒钟就能卖出一只电子宠物。9. 宠物的岩石加里·达尔(Gary Dahl)是这一发明背后的人。预计仅6个月的利润就达到1500万美元。卖石头的想法可能很荒谬。然而，加里·达尔(Gary Dahl)想出了如何销售它们，并在短短几个月内赚了数百万美元。

GIANT，“巨大”（机械集团），“捷安特”，中国台湾。自行车研发中心和实验室以及本部工厂（负责高端车型加工和给欧美一线品牌比如崔克代工）在台湾地区的大甲。中国内地分公司设在江苏昆山，目前在国内有5家工厂负责制造内销款型，其中昆山厂、成都厂为主力（也制造低段、中端的出口车型）。

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