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哟妈妈这么胖，她顺利上涨自卸卡车
Yo mama so fat she uses hoola hoops to hold up her socks!哟妈妈这么胖，她利用hoola箍举行了她的袜子！
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up哟妈妈时，她的胖蜂鸣器外出，人们以为她是备份
Yo mama so fat she got more crack that South Central LA哟妈妈，以便获得更多的脂肪，她裂纹中南洛杉矶
Yo mama so fat when she sat on an ice berge she made crushed ice!!!哟妈妈胖时，她坐在冰山她粉碎冰块！
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a car and said, "Who touched me?"哟妈妈这么胖了，她遭遇车祸，并说， “谁触动我？ ”
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.哟妈妈这么胖，她不能配合自己的鞋。
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.哟妈妈胖集关闭汽车警报器当她运行。
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.哟妈妈这么胖，她不能达到她回口袋。
Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!哟妈妈这么胖，她戴着Malcomn X T恤，直升机试图降落在她回来了！
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water哟妈妈胖奠定她在海滩上，绿色和平组织试图把她的水
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth哟妈妈这么胖，她利用redwoods接她的牙齿
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures哟妈妈胖唯一图片你对她的卫星照片
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD"s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.哟妈妈这么胖，她把一些粘膜和他们的时候，达成她的腰，他们阐明大道。
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.哟妈妈这么胖，她踏上彩虹和Skittles 。
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....哟妈妈这么胖，当她坐在海滩上，绿色和平组织出现，并试图拖她放回海洋.....
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.哟妈妈这么胖，她hoola - hooped超级碗。
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.哟妈妈这么胖，她受洗礼的海洋。
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.哟妈妈这么胖，他们系上绳子在她的肩膀和拖曳她通过隧道时，要清除它。
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"哟妈妈这么胖了，她受到了一辆公共汽车，她说： “谁扔的石头？ ”
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!哟妈妈这么胖，她站在一个左转车道让她的绿色箭头！
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.哟妈妈这么胖，当whe出生后，她给医院妊娠纹。
Yo mama so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!哟妈妈胖国家气象局已经指定的名字，她farts ！
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn"t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.哟妈妈胖我们到硬盘中，也没有支付，因为我们穿着她作为雪佛兰。
Yo mama so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship哟妈妈胖小姐，她是亚利桑那州-级战列舰
Yo mama so fat she accidentally got a 747 caught in her teeth哟妈妈这么胖，她意外地发现了747 ，她的牙齿
Yo mama so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons哟妈妈胖到她的“轻食品”是指根据4吨
Yo mama so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her哟妈妈胖喜马拉雅山的做法违背她准备
Yo mama so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!哟妈妈胖她去的日期与高跟鞋和带回来的凉鞋！
Yo mama so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!哟妈妈做脂肪和愚蠢的，她的腰围大于她的智商！
Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development哟妈妈这么胖，她划作商业发展
Yo mama so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"哟妈妈这么胖，她赢得“小姐贝茜奶牛94 ”
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck.哟妈妈这么胖，她更推出了玛丽简卡车。
Yo mama so fat her blood type is RAGU!!!!!!哟妈妈胖她的血型是RAGU !!!!!!
Yo mama so fat when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.哟妈妈这么胖，她跳的喜悦，她卡住。
Yo mama so fat when she went outside with yellow biker shorts, two midgets jumpped in her ass and thought she was a cab.哟妈妈胖当她走到外面骑车黄色短裤，两个侏儒jumpped在她的屁股，并认为她是一个驾驶室。
Yo mama so fat she fills up the bath tub, and THEN turns on the water.哟妈妈这么胖，她充满了浴缸，然后打开水。
Yo mama so fat she couldn"t get the part in Forrest Gump because she kept eating the box of chocolates.哟妈妈这么胖，她不能获得参加阿甘正传，因为她一直吃了一盒巧克力。
Yo mama so fat she got the part in Raiders of The Lost Ark as the big rolling ball.哟妈妈这么胖，她得到了参加突击损失方舟的大滚球。
Yo mama so fat when she looks in a mirror, she saw another mirror.哟妈妈这么胖，她期待的是一面镜子，她看到另一个镜像。
Yo mama so fat when the guy cursed "thinner" on her she said thanks.哟妈妈胖家伙时诅咒“瘦”的她，她说谢谢。
Yo mama so fat she looks like she"s smuggling a Volkswagon!哟妈妈这么胖，她看起来像她的走私大众！
Yo mama so fat God couldn"t light Earth till she moved!哟妈妈胖上帝不能轻地球直至她感动！
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!哟妈妈胖美国宇航局轨道卫星身边！
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!哟妈妈胖只要她去海滩的浪潮来了！
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, LA, Chicago...哟妈妈胖时，她扮演跳房子，她去纽约，洛杉矶，芝加哥...
Yo mama so fat she"s got Amtrak written on her leg.哟妈妈胖她有美铁写在她的腿。
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn"t pay for her liposuction!哟妈妈胖比尔盖茨甚至无法支付她抽脂！
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!哟妈妈胖她的腿就像是惯坏牛奶-白色＆笨重！
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!哟妈妈这么胖，她醒来节！
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!哟妈妈胖当她去游乐园，人们试图乘坐她！
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington"s nose.哟妈妈胖她坐在四分之一和booger脱颖而出乔治华盛顿的鼻子。
Yo mama so fat she was mistaken for God"s bowling ball!哟妈妈这么胖，她误认为是上帝的保龄球！
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!胖妈妈哟，她是在海滩上没有其他人被太阳！
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!哟妈妈这么胖，她跳了起来，在空中就死！
Yo mama so fat she got more chins than a Chinese phone book!哟妈妈，以便获得更多的脂肪，她下巴比中文电话本！
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!哟妈妈这么胖，她的高级图片不得不字体意见！
Yo mama so fat she"s on both sides of the family!哟妈妈这么胖，她两边的家庭！
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!哟妈妈这么胖，每次她走在高跟鞋，她罢工石油！
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!哟妈妈这么胖，她下跌，并提出了大峡谷！
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!哟妈妈这么胖，她就坐在沙滩和绿色和平组织把她的！
Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!哟妈妈这么胖，当她运送屁股，她已经作出的两次旅行！
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!哟妈妈胖甚至她的衣服有妊娠纹！
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!哟妈妈胖她有一个木腿的支架！
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!哟妈妈这么胖，她使用录像机作为蜂鸣器！
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!哟妈妈这么胖，她打破了她腿，和肉汁浇了！
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she"s wearin tights!哟妈妈胖当她乘坐热气球，它看起来像她wearin紧身衣！
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!哟妈妈这么胖，她受到了汽车！
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!哟妈妈胖他们必须油脂的浴缸让她出去！
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!哟妈妈胖她有一个运行在她的蓝色牛仔裤！
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.哟妈妈这么胖，她得到的比额表表示将继续进行。
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping哟妈妈这么胖，他们使用的弹性在她的内衣蹦极
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.哟妈妈胖当他们用自己的内衣弹性的蹦极，他们撞到地面。
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.哟妈妈胖当她回到了她响铃。
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.哟妈妈这么胖，她购买两架机票。
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again.哟妈妈这么胖，她倒了，她震撼自己想睡觉了。
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.哟妈妈，她的影响，使脂肪的潮汐。
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.哟妈妈这么胖，当我试图靠近她，我机失控气体。
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.哟妈妈这么胖，她打破她的腿和肉汁下降了。
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.哟妈妈做的动物脂肪在动物园养活她。
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.哟妈妈这么胖，她受洗在海洋世界。
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.哟妈妈这么胖，她的舞蹈在整个乐队音乐会跳过。
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn"t cover her哟妈妈胖艾滋病棉被将不包括她的
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.哟妈妈这么胖，她站在两个时区。
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on theother side just to get her through哟妈妈胖你必须油脂门框和举行作客对theother方只是为了让她通过
Yo mama so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.哟妈妈胖当婊子去了所有你可以吃自助餐，他们必须安装高速颠簸。
Yo mama so fat he got a ham for a pet.哟妈妈胖他火腿的宠物。
Yo mama so fat, when I walked by her house, I saw her ass in every window!哟妈妈这么胖，当我走进她的家，我看到她屁股在每一个窗口！
Yo mama so fat God can"t lift her spirits!哟妈妈胖上帝不能解除她的精神！
Yo mama so fat she wipes her ass with a mattress.哟妈妈胖她擦拭她的屁股的床垫。
Yo mama so fat she played Free Willy"s stunt double.哟妈妈胖她自由发挥威利的特技一倍。
Yo mama so fat when she falls in the Grand Canyon, she gets stuck.哟妈妈胖下降时，她的大峡谷，她停顿。
Yo mama so fat I saw her on top of the Empire State building snatching at airplanes.哟妈妈胖我看到她的顶部，帝国大厦在飞机抢掠。
Yo mama so fat she got an actual size tattoo of the projects on her butt.哟妈妈这么胖了，她的实际大小纹身的项目对她的屁股。
Yo mama so fat she tripped over Kmart, stumbled over WalMart and landed right on Target.哟妈妈这么胖，她绊倒卡玛特，栽过跟头沃尔玛和降落权的目标。
Yo mama so fat that she needs a sock for each toe哟妈妈这么胖，她需要为每个趾袜
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.哟妈妈这么胖，她吃小麦Thicks 。
Yo mama so fat were in her right now.哟妈妈这么胖了，她现在。
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.哟妈妈这么胖人慢跑身边的工作。
Yo mama so fat she was the cause of a major crash.哟妈妈这么胖，她的事业的一大崩溃。
Yo mama so fat shes got her own gravational pull哟妈妈胖了自己的喜拉gravational
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.哟妈妈胖她到电影和坐在旁边的每一个人。
Yo mama so fat everytime someone say "Kool Aid" she bust through the wall.哟妈妈胖每次有人说“库尔援助” ，她胸部通过墙上。
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.哟妈妈这么胖，她已被宣布为自然栖息地的兀鹰。
Yo mama so fat when she sits in the classroom, she sits beside everybody.哟妈妈胖当她坐在课堂上，她坐在旁边的每个人。
Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...哟妈妈胖你必须滚动两次下车她...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.哟妈妈这么胖，她漂浮在海洋和西班牙声称她的新的世界。
Yo mama so fat, she put on a red tee shirt and all the little kids said "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid".哟妈妈这么胖，她把一个红色的衬衫和发球的所有小朋友说： “的Kool - Aid ，的Kool - Aid ” 。
Yo mama so fat they wrote a book about her, It was called Moby Dick.哟妈妈这么胖，他们写了一本书对她，这是所谓的白鲸。
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.哟妈妈这么胖，她躺在海滩上，人们跑来跑去喊自由威利。
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!哟妈妈胖当你在她的上方弹出你的耳朵！
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"哟妈妈这么胖，她去一家餐厅，看菜单，说： “好！ ”
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"哟妈妈这么胖，她身穿一件黄色雨衣，人说： “出租车！ ”
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized哟妈妈这么胖，她不得不去海上世界得到洗礼
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway哟，她妈妈胖了她的裤子，以铁的车道
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller哟妈妈胖她把她的口红与涂料辊
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets哟妈妈这么胖，她拉下了她的裤子进入她的口袋里
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th哟妈妈这么胖，她绊倒在第四道，她降落在第12
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too哟妈妈这么胖，她蹦极跳，她带来了太多的桥梁
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"哟妈妈胖的公路巡警使她戴上“注意！宽转向”
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!哟妈妈胖当她坐在周围的房子，她坐在在家！
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"哟妈妈胖步骤时，她的规模，它改为“一次一个，请”
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can"t hear the stereo.哟妈妈胖当她坐在我的脸我不能听到立体声。
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.哟妈妈胖她爱上，并把它弄坏了。
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.哟妈妈这么胖，她得到的比额表表示将继续进行。
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don"t do livestock.哟妈妈这么胖，她得到的比额表说我们不这样做牲畜。
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!哟妈妈胖她的脖子看起来像对热狗！
Yo mama so fat she"s got her own area code!哟妈妈胖她有她自己的区号！
Yo mama so fat she uses a freeway for a slip and slide.哟妈妈这么胖，她使用了高速公路的滑动。
Yo mama so fat her butt cheeks look like 2 pigs fighting over Milk Duds.哟妈妈做她的臀部脂肪的脸颊看起来像2猪争夺牛奶服饰。
Yo mama so fat that people wish to buy food 100% "Yo Mama Free"哟妈妈这么胖，人们希望购买食品100 ％ “哟妈妈免费”
Yo mama so fat they won"t allow her on most bridges.哟妈妈这么胖，他们不会允许她在大多数桥梁。
Yo mama so fat the police dogs stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack.哟妈妈胖警犬停下来，在机场有十磅裂纹。
Yo mama so fat that when she drives on the interstate, she has to stop at the weigh station.哟妈妈这么胖，当她硬盘上的州际，她将车停在车站的权衡。
Yo mama so fat when she jumps off the high dive she shows up on radar.哟妈妈这么胖了，她跳的高潜水，她显示在雷达。
北境漫步-
三学生中考完了后，分数不够高，
能不能再留个初三？
所有分都压这了，
问题补充：法律没有规定不可以留级，是嘛？
提问者： 最爱麻衣 - 助理 二级 其他回答 共 5 条
主要是看学生自己肯不肯读 ~ 复读的目的是考高分，孩子自己都没信心就没必要读了` ~再去找个高中再去努力吧！
回答者： 飘来啖去 - 见习魔法师 二级 7-12 14:29
我们那时候是可以的，