- 里论外几
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有一大学毕业生毕业后想找工作。一日,他走到一公园门口,发现公园有一招聘信息:本园招一大象饲养员,条件,有爱心。
A graduate wanted to find a jod after his graduation from the college.One day,when he came to the doorway of a park,he found a piece of information about inviting applications for a job in this park,we need a feeder for the elephant,and the feeder is asked to have loving care.
年轻人就去应聘,园长说:“我怎么才能相信你呢?除非你做三件事,一,让大象点头,二,让大象摇头,三,让大象跳进河里。”
So the young man went to apply for this job,the director asked,"how can I believe you?Unless you can do three things,first,let the elephant nod,second,let the elephant shake its head,third,let the elephant jump into the river."
年轻人说:“那没问题。”然后就把大象牵到了河边,对大象说,你是大象么?大象点点头,二,你认识我么?大象摇摇头。最后年轻人拿出一根针扎了下大象的屁股。大象吃痛,嗷的一声跳进河中。
园长不干了,“你怎么能用暴力呢?我们公园不能录用你。”年轻人说:“你再给我一次机会吧!”园长:“好吧,你再让大象做那三件事,但这次不能用针了!”
The young man said,"no problem."Then he lead the elephant to the river bank,and said to it,"are you an elephant?"The elephant noded."Do you konw me?"The elephant shaked its head.At last,he took out a needle and pricked its ass.The elephant felt ache and jumped into the river with a cry.
The director felt angry,"how can you do it by force?So we can"t hire you."The young man said,"please give me another chance!"The director said,"OK,then you do those three things again,but you can"t use the needle this time!"
年轻人就再次把大象牵到了河边,对大象说:“这回你认识我了吧。”大象点了点头。年轻人又说:“还想被针扎么?”大象摇了摇头。年轻人最后说:“那你该怎么做呢?”大象扑通一声跳进了河里。
The young lead the elephant to the river bank again and said to it,"do you know me this time."The elephant noded.Then he said,"do you want to be pricked again?"The elephant shaked its head.At last,the young man said,"what should you do?"The elephant jumped into the river bumpily.
- 阿啵呲嘚
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A university graduates looking for work after graduation. 1, he reached the entrance of a park, a park that recruitment information: Park gesture elephant breeder, conditions, caring.
Young people go to candidates, the director said: "I believe that how can you? Unless you do three things, first, let elephant nodded, 2, to the elephant shook his head, three, let the elephant jumped into the river. "
Young said: "That no problem." Then put an elephant lead to the river, the elephant that you are an elephant? Elephant nodded, two, you know me? The elephant shook her head. Finally the young people show a needlestick under the elephant"s bottom. Elephants eat pain, the sound come jumped into the river.
Principal do not do it, "how you use violence? We hired you can not park. "Young people say:" You give me a chance! "Director:" Well, you let the elephant do that three things, but this time not with a needle! "
Young elephants on the lead again to the river, the elephant said: "This time it has you know me." Elephant nodded. Young added: "would like to be needlestick?" Elephant shakes his head. Young finally says: "how do you do that?" Elephant puton a acoustic jump into the river.
- 苏萦
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After some university graduate graduates wants to look for the work.On first, he walks to a park entrance, discovered the park has anemployment advertise information: This garden incurs an elephantanimal tender, the condition, has the compassion.
The young people respond to a call for recruits, the garden long said:"How can I believe you? Only if you make three matters, one, lets theelephant nod, two, lets the elephant shake the head, three, lets theelephant jump in the river."
The young people said that, "That does not have the question." Then onpulled the elephant the riverside, said to the elephant, you were theelephant? The elephant nods, two, you know me? The elephant shakes thehead. Finally the young people put out a needle to grip underelephant"s buttocks. The elephant eats the pain, 嗷 jumps in theriver.
The garden is long has not done, "how can you use the violence? Ourpark cannot hire you." The young people said that, "You give me againan opportunity!" Garden long: "Is good, you let the elephant make thatthree matters again, but this could not use the needle!"
The young people on pulled once more the elephant the riverside, saidto the elephant: "This returned to you to know me." The elephantnodded. The young people also said that, "Also wants to grip by theneedle?" The elephant shook the head. The young people finally saidthat, "How then you should do?" Elephant splash jumped in the river.
- S笔记
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After some university graduate graduates wants to look for the work.On first, he walks to a park entrance, discovered the park has anemployment advertise information: This garden incurs an elephantanimal tender, the condition, has the compassion.
The young people respond to a call for recruits, the garden long said:"How can I believe you? Only if you make three matters, one, lets theelephant nod, two, lets the elephant shake the head, three, lets theelephant jump in the river."
The young people said that, "That does not have the question." Then onpulled the elephant the riverside, said to the elephant, you were theelephant? The elephant nods, two, you know me? The elephant shakes thehead. Finally the young people put out a needle to grip underelephant"s buttocks. The elephant eats the pain, 嗷 jumps in theriver.
The garden is long has not done, "how can you use the violence? Ourpark cannot hire you." The young people said that, "You give me againan opportunity!" Garden long: "Is good, you let the elephant make thatthree matters again, but this could not use the needle!"
The young people on pulled once more the elephant the riverside, saidto the elephant: "This returned to you to know me." The elephantnodded. The young people also said that, "Also wants to grip by theneedle?" The elephant shook the head. The young people finally saidthat, "How then you should do?" Elephant splash jumped in the river.
Question supplement that, Translates English, if good continues tohave pursues the minute!