关于英语的笑话。要是关于音乐方面的。 不要太长

传教士不会出第五季。传教士不会出第五季，因为传教士一共就有四季。《传教士》（Preacher）是2016年播出的美国电视剧，改编自由盖斯·恩尼斯和史提夫·狄龙创作的DC同名漫画。由索尼影视电视、AMC制片公司、Point Grey Pictures、Original Film制作，于AMC播出。剧情简介原黑帮打手杰西·卡斯特（Jesse Custer）改过自新后回到自己小时候生活的小镇，继承父亲的教堂成为传教士，他每天都喝得酩酊大醉，教徒来忏悔时给点也是乱七八糟的建议。一次偶然被恶魔与天使的产物——“创世”附身，从此拥有神力“上帝圣言”（The Word of God），能够号令众生，他希望用自己的能力为镇民服务却总是事与愿违。在造成了无法挽回的结果并且得知了上帝擅离职守的消息后，他与爱尔兰吸血鬼卡西迪（Cassidy）、前女友塔莉普（Tulip）踏上了危险旅途，在对付圣杀者（The Saint of Killers）的同时寻找失踪的上帝。

2016年美剧《传教士》（Preacher） 简介：杰西（多米尼克·库珀 Dominic Cooper 饰）回到了阔别已久的故乡，继承了父亲的教堂，成为了一名传教士。每一天，杰西都过着浑浑噩噩的生活，丝毫不将自己神圣的职业当做一回事，然而某日，一股名为“创世”的强大力量盯上了杰西，寄宿在了他的身体之中，杰西就此拥有了能够操纵他人言行的强大力量。

When I was a kid, I used to buy and sell gravityI knew how to fly, and I would teach you for a feeBroke every window in my hotel heartBut I was only 5 years old, the 12 years scarI did the same voice, that throwing up mindSee son you got an angel, to chase the devil out of mindWhen I was a kid, my grandfather was a preacherThe talked about god, yeah he was something like a teacherHe said god only helps thoseWho learn to help themselvesHe was a million miles from a million battlesBut you can never spend his wealthI took a little faith and put it in a parking lotI drove to a strange town, full of have and have nonesAnd as I walked through, that story book of lifeI"ve been looking for an angel, to chase the devil out of mind, whoaWhen I was a kid, my grandfather was a preacherThe talked about god, yeah he was something like a teacherHe said god only helps thoseWho learn to help themselvesHe was a million miles from a million battlesBut you can never spend his wealthWave, put your hands up and hands downWave, put your hands up and hands downWave, put your hands up and hands downWhen I was a kid, my grandfather was a preacherThe talked about life, yeah he was something like a teacherHe said god only helps thoseWho learn to help themselvesHe was a million miles from a million battlesBut you can never spend his wealth.He was a million miles from a million battlesBut you can never spend his wealth.

When I was a kid, I used to buy and sell gravityI knew how to fly, and I would teach you for a feeBroke every window in my hotel heartBut I was only 5 years old, the 12 years scarI did the same voice, that throwing up mindSee son you got an angel, to chase the devil out of mindWhen I was a kid, my grandfather was a preacherThe talked about god, yeah he was something like a teacherHe said god only helps thoseWho learn to help themselvesHe was a million miles from a million battlesBut you can never spend his wealthI took a little faith and put it in a parking lotI drove to a strange town, full of have and have nonesAnd as I walked through, that story book of lifeI"ve been looking for an angel, to chase the devil out of mind, whoaWhen I was a kid, my grandfather was a preacherThe talked about god, yeah he was something like a teacherHe said god only helps thoseWho learn to help themselvesHe was a million miles from a million battlesBut you can never spend his wealthWave, put your hands up and hands downWave, put your hands up and hands downWave, put your hands up and hands downWhen I was a kid, my grandfather was a preacherThe talked about life, yeah he was something like a teacherHe said god only helps thoseWho learn to help themselvesHe was a million miles from a million battlesBut you can never spend his wealth.He was a million miles from a million battlesBut you can never spend his wealth.

初中英语语法之名词用法和解析 　　 名词意义及用法 　　ble, ice, duck, flag... 这些简单的英语单词，它们的名词意义就算对初学英语者来说也一定是小菜一碟，但老外经常把它们当做动词用，它们的动词意义和用法你知道吗？ 　　1. table：名词，桌子；当动词用，是指开会时延期讨论提案等，也就是暂缓审议。（to postpone discussion of a bill or suggestion until future time); 例如： 　　They tabled the motion at the meeting. 　　I made the motion and he seconded it.（我提案，他同意。) (second 这里是动词，意思是赞成；to second the motion 也就是附议） 　　We are tabling this matter until further notice.（我们延期讨论这件事，以后再说。） 　　2. pride：名词，荣誉；当动词用，是指感到得意或自豪。（to take pride in something）例如： 　　We prided ourselves on our good work. (我们为自己工作的表现而自豪。) 　　I have long prided myself on being a good teacher. (我一向以身为一名称职的老师?而自豪。) 　　注意：to pride oneself on和 to be proud of 或 to take pride in 意思相近，只是用法和后面所跟的介词不同而已。例如： 　　They take great pride in her daughter who is now a famous scientist. 　　I am very proud of being a Chinese. 　　3. carpet：名词，地毯；当动词用，是覆盖的意思 。(to cover something) 例如： 　　The flower girls carpeted the floor with rose petals before the bride"s entrance. (新娘进来前，花童将玫瑰花瓣撒满了地板。) 　　During the winter time my roof is carpeted with white snow. (冬天时我家的屋顶盖满了白雪。) 　　4. floor：名词，地板；当动词用，是踩足汽车的油门，加速开车或使人惊讶。 (to press accelerator of a car to the floor in order to speed up; or to astonish someone) 例如： 　　As soon as I saw his gun, I floored my car. (我一见到他有枪，立即踩足油门加速开车。) 　　When you see a police car, don"t floor it. (当你看到警车时，?开快车。) 　　The news really floored me; I hadn"t been expecting it at all. （这个消息真使我吃惊地不知所措，这完全出乎我地意料。） 　　5. top：名词，顶端；做动词用，是做得更好，或高过某人。 (to do something better or to be taller than someone) 例如： 　　If he had tried harder, he could have topped his class. (假如他以前用功些，他会在班里（成绩）名列前茅的。) 　　The tax-cut issue will top today"s agenda. (减税问题将是今天的主要议题。) 　　Mr. Lin tops me by three inches. (林先生比我高三?) 　　6. flag：名词，旗帜；当动词用，是指打旗号或做手势来传达讯息。 (to give signal for communication) 例如： 　　When my car broke down, I flagged a police car. (当我的汽车抛锚的时候，我打了个信号招来一辆警车。) 　　The beach life-guards usually flag one another for communication. (海滨救生员通常用旗号传达讯息。) 　　7. bridge：名词，桥梁、桥牌；当动词用，是连接或沟通的意思。(to connect) 例如： 　　The parents are trying to bridge the generation gap with their children. (父母都在设法弥合与儿女的代沟。) 　　These tax reforms are attempt to bridge the gap between the rich and poor. （这些税收改革旨在弥合贫富之间的差距。） 　　8. club：名词，俱乐部、高尔夫球棒；当动词用，意思是用棍棒打人。(to beat someone with a stick) 例如： 　　The security officer should not club any suspect who does not resist arrest. (保安人员对任何没有拒捕的嫌犯都不该用棍棒殴打。) 　　I saw the police clubbing a suspected robber. (我看到警察用棍棒打了那个抢劫嫌疑犯。) 　　 初中英语阅读技巧 　　根据教育部制定的英语课程标准，初中毕业生应达到五级综合语言运用能力。阅读理解是综合语言运用能力的一个重要方面，在中考中所占比重越来越大，这是拉开档次的题目。 　　阅读理解五级的目标部分描述如下： 　　1、能根据上下文和构词法推断、理解生词的含义； 　　2、能理解段落中各句子之间的逻辑关系； 　　3、能找出文章中的主题，理解故事的情节，预测故事情节的发展和可能的结局； 　　4、能读懂常见体裁的阅读材料； 　　5、能根据不同的阅读目的运用简单的阅读策略获取信息； 　　6、除教材外，课外阅读量应累计达到15万词以上（上海的要求更高一些，30万词以上）所谓阅读能力是 　　指视读能力、理解能力和对所读材料的评价能力。 　　阅读理解考查的项目大多是根据这三种能力的要求设计的。为了提高阅读理解能力，同学们在做阅读理解时，就要在以下几个方面下功夫： 　　（一）要注意养成良好的阅读心理阅读时要去掉杂念，心绪要安定，精神要专一，要形成一种惬意的顺向心理。造成大脑皮层的优势兴奋中心。切不可一遇到几个生词难句，就心烦意乱，失去自控能力。心理学家告诉我们，任何恐慌，过分紧张的情绪都会形成一种消极因素妨碍大脑的正常思维功能。因此，遇到困难一定要从容不迫，心无旁骛。这样才能对所读的文章印象清晰，理解深刻。 　　（二）要提高视读的速度考阅读理解，从另一个方面来说，考的是考试速度。2002年上海英语中考阅读理解文章每篇均达到400词左右。慢读是不行的。因此做阅读理解时，要注意培养自己快速阅读的习惯。阅读时眼球总是不断地移动停顿移动着。理解是在眼停的瞬间进行的。我们要使眼停的时间相对增加，就要扩大视读的广度，把逐词逐句的点式阅读变成一次扫描一句的线式阅读，并且把看到的东西迅速报告给大脑，形成眼脑较快的直映能力。切不可在个别难懂的词句上磨蹭，只要全篇理解了，个别难懂的词句可以根据上下文和构词法去猜测，去推断。 　　（三）阅读时要注意培养语感所谓语感是指人们对语言中词语搭配及句型结构的熟练程度。语感好的人，理解力就强，视读的速度就快。阅读时要留心词语的搭配，即惯用法。必要时可用笔划一划或记下来。读完每一篇文章，都应总结归纳一下，积累了多少单词，惯用法和句型，这样语感自然就会好起来。 　　（四）读完一篇文章后，要回味一番对文章的段落结构，中心思想，人物事件，论点论据要做到心中有数。对不清楚的地方可以再看几次。要留心关键词句，注意弦外之音。对文章的评价分析，一定要坚持词不离句，句不离篇，要理解文章作者的`原意，而不能按你自己的意愿去想当然。切记：一想当然，就会出错。 　　如果文章太长，你可以先把文章后面的问题看一遍，带着问题去看文章。这样可以帮助你去掉杂念，提高阅读速度和解题的正确性。要善于找关键句，特别要注意文章的第一段和最后一段的头一句话，往往就是关键句，可以帮助你掌握文章的全貌，理解文章的主题。此外，还应该细读文章，因为有时的试题是考细节。可以边读边用铅笔做点标记，把有关的人物，事件，时间，地点，原因（即五个W，who，what，when，where，why）划出来。凡逢人物就圈起来，看完一数，有几个圈就是几个人，一目了然。 　　 详解阅读题——传教士的讲题 　　A preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women"s health symposium. His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that he had been asked to speak about sex. Thinking quickly, he replied, "I"m talking about sailing." 　　"Oh, that"s nice," said his wife. 　　The next day, at the grocery store, a young woman who had attended the lecture recognized the minister"s wife. "That was certainly an excellent talk your husband gave yesterday, " she said. "He really has a unique perspective on the subject." Somewhat chagrined, the minister" s wife replied, "Gee, funny you should think so. I mean, he"s only done it twice. The first time he threw up, and the second time, his hat blew off." 　　Notes: 　　(1) preacher n.传教士 　　(2) symposium n 初中英语. 专题研讨会 　　(3) embarrassed adj. 局促不安的 　　(4) grocery n. 杂货业 　　(5) unique adj. 独特的 　　(6) perspective n. 观点；看法 　　(7) chagrined adj. 懊恼的 　　(8) throw up 呕吐 　　Exercises: 　　根据短文判断正确下列句子： 　　① The preacher was asked to give a talk on sex. 　　② He was too shy to tell his wife the topic. 　　③ The young woman told the minister"s wife the real topic he had spoken about. 　　④ The young woman thought the preacher had his unique idea on sex. 　　⑤ The preacher"s wife thought the young woman was praising the preacher for his wide knowledge on sailing. 　　 传教士的讲题 　　一位传教士应邀在当地的妇女专题研讨会上作报告。他的妻子问及他的讲题，他要是供认他应邀讲性的话，他会无地自容的。他飞快地思索，回答说：我要讲关于航海的。 　　噢，那好极了，他妻子说。 　　第二天，在杂货店，一位听过讲座的年轻妇女认出了牧师的妻子。你丈夫昨天讲得确实好极了，她说，在那个问题上他确有独到的见解。牧师妻子显出有些懊恼地回答说：唧，你这样认为真是好笑。我是说他仅仅做过两次。第一次他呕吐了，第二次他的帽子被吹掉了。 　　练习参考答案： 　　①T②T③F④T⑤T 　　 初中英语语法大全精讲之被动语态的用法 　　被动语态的用法： 　　① 不知道谁是动作的执行者(即不知道谁做)时用被动语态,省略by短语。如：A man was killed in the accident.(一个人死于事故)/ This window was broken yesterday.(这扇窗子是昨天被打破的) 　　②不说或者众所周知是谁做时,用被动语态,省略by短语。如：Rice is also grown in this place.(这个地方也种水稻)/ A railroad will be built here in three years.(三年之后这里将要修建一条铁路) 　　③强调动作的承受者,句尾加by短语。如：It was written by Lu Xun.(它(书)是鲁迅写的)/ A pet dog is never killed by its owner.(宠物狗是不会被主人宰杀的) 　　 初中英语名词概念的语法大全 　　【名词概念的】名词一把死拿可以分为专有名词和普通名词两种名词属性，下面就是对它的具体介绍。 　　名词 　　名词可以分为专有名词（Proper Nouns）和普通名词 (Common Nouns），专有名词是某个（些）人，地方，机构等专有的名称，如Beijing，China等。普通名词是一类人或东西或是一个抽象概念的名词，如：book，sadness等。普通名词又可分为下面四类： 　　1）个体名词（Individual Nouns）：表示某类人或东西中的个体，如：gun。 　　2）集体名词（Collective Nouns）：表示若干个个体组成的集合体，如：family。 　　3）物质名词（Material Nouns）：表示无法分为个体的实物，如：air。 　　4）抽象名词（Abstract Nouns）：表示动作、状态、品质、感情等抽象概念，如：work。 　　个体名词和集体名词可以用数目来计算，称为可数名词（Countable Nouns），物质名词和抽象名词一般无法用数目计算，称为不可数名词（Uncountable Nouns）。 　　 英语作文万能句子大全（1） 　　【万能句子大全（1）】对于英语作文学习中，记住万能句子是很有必要的。 　　万能句子大全（1） 　　1. as soon as 一…就… 　　2. (not) as/so…as 不如 　　3. as…as possible 尽可能地 　　4. ask sb for sth.. 请求，要求 　　5. ask/tell sb. (how) to do sth. 请教/告诉某人如何做… 　　6. ask/tell sb. (not) to do sth. 请/告诉某人做/不做某事 　　通过上面对万能句子大全的介绍，希望同学们对上面的句子能很好的记住，并在写作中很好的运用。 　　 if 和 whether用法 　　whether和if用法相同吗？ 　　［］有时相同，有时不同。 whether和if都可作宾语从句的引导词，意为是否，在一般情况下可以互换。if多用于口语和非正式文体中，whether则多用于比较正式的文体中。例如： 　　She asked me if／whether I could help her with if 和 whether用法 her English．她问我是否能帮她学。 　　I don"t know if／whether it is going to rain．我不知道是否会下雨。 　　它们之间的相同点我已明白。它们之间有什么不同呢？ 　　［老师］在下列六种情况下，只能用whether，不能用 if： 　　1．在带to的动词不定式前。例如： 　　She hasn"t decided whether to go or not．她还没有决定去还是不去。 　　He doesn"t know whether to go to the cinema or to watch TV at home．他不知道是去看电影还是在家看电视。 　　2．在介词后面。例如： 　　I"m thinking of whether we should go fishing．我在想我们是否该去钓鱼。 　　I"m not interested in whether she"ll come or not．她来不来，我不感。 　　3．直接与or not连用时。例如： 　　I can"t say whether or no the will come on time．他能否准时来，我说不准。 　　I don"t know whether or not they will come to help us．我不知道他们是否会来帮助我们。 　　4．在动词discuss后面的宾语从句中。例如： 　　We discussed whether we had a sports meeting next week．我们讨论下周我们是否举行运动会。 　　5．宾语从句提前时只能用whether。例如： 　　Whether this if 和 whether用法 is true or not，I can"t say．这是不是真的，我说不准。 　　6．引导位于句首的主语从句或表语从句用 whether。例如： 　　Whether he is right or wrong is a question．他是对还是错仍是个问题。 　　The question was whether he went there last night．问题是他昨晚去没去那里。 　　那么，在什么情况下用if不用whether呢？ 　　［老师］在下面三种情况下用if不用whether： 　　1．引导条件状语从句，if意为如果时，不可用 whether代替。例如： 　　We will go swimming if it is fine tomorrow．如果明天天气好，我们将去游泳。 　　We"ll go hiking ifit doesn"t rain tomorrow．如果明天不下雨，我们将去徒步旅行。 　　2．引导否定概念的宾语从句时一般用if。例如： 　　He asked me if I hadn"t finished my homework．他问我是否没有完成作业。 　　3．状语从句中的even if（即使）和as if（好像）中的if不能用whether来替代。例如： 　　I"ll not let you watch TV even if you"re free．即使你有空，我也不让你看电视。 　　He talks as if he knew all about it．他说话的口气好像他全部都已知道了。 　　OK，讲了这么多，不知你听明白了吗？ 　　听明白了。Thank you，sir． ;

如果你是嫌子弹不够用的话，这个枪子弹可以靠摸尸摸出来的。但是枪带不到下一关。

有一个卖鱼的一男孩站在角落里。他说：“大坝鱼出售，出售水库鱼。”一个牧师走上前，问他为什么称他们为大坝鱼。这孩子说：“我抓住了大坝，使他们很坝鱼。”在牧师买了一些，带回家，并要求他的妻子做饭大坝鱼。他的妻子看着他的困惑，说：“传教士是不应该这样说。”在牧师解释了为什么他们坝鱼，她同意他们做饭。当晚餐准备，大家都坐下来，问他的牧师的儿子通过他的大坝鱼。他的儿子回答说：“这是爸爸的精神。土豆传递他妈的！”

Morning. 一般都这样。 Good day! 一般白天都说。你搜索一下这个电影的英文字幕版，或者它的台词吧。

　　幽默风趣，妙趣横生的英语对话，只要在初一的时候好好练习的话是做的到的。下面是我给大家整理的初一英语幽默对话，供大家参阅! 　　初一英语幽默对话1 　　Jack:Good morning! 　　早上好!Ann:Good morning!You look tired. 　　早上好!你看上去很疲惫.Jack:I couldn"t sleep last night. 　　我昨晚睡不着.Ann:Why? 　　为什么?Jack:I worried about the finals. 　　我担心期末考试.Ann:Which subject? 　　哪科?Jack:All of the subjects.I skipped so many classes. 　　所有科目.我逃了很多课.Ann:Don"t worry,you still have time to prepare the finals. 　　别担心,你还有时间备考.Jack:It is said that there"s a "Never Fail Gate" at the Wuhan University of Science and Technology.Many students go through the gate and take a photo with it.Maybe it could help me pass the exams. 　　听说武汉科技大学有一座“永不挂科门”.很多学生从“永不挂科门”中穿过,或合影留念.或许它能帮我通过考试.Ann:Well,that"s just a gate made of snow and a piece of cardboard.You"d better review your lessons before the exams. 　　那只是由积雪和一张纸板搭建而成的门而已.你最好还是在考试前复习一下你的功课. 　　初一英语幽默对话2 　　The poor husband 　　"You can"t imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend."She asks me a question,then answers it herself,and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong. 　　可怜的丈夫 　　“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难,”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说,“她问我一个问题,然后自己回答了,过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的.” 　　Does the dog know the proverb,too? 　　The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. 　　"It"s all right," said a gentleman,"don"t be afraid.Don"t you know the proverb:Barking dogs don"t bite?" 　　"Ah,yes," answered the little boy."I know the proverb,but does the dog know the proverb,too?" 　　狗也知道这个谚语吗? 　　一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子. 　　“没有关系,”一位先生说,“不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗：u2018吠狗不咬人.u2019” 　　“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?” 　　初一英语幽默对话3 　　One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin. 　　Girl:Father,I have sinned. 　　Preacher:What did you do,little girl? 　　Girl:Yesterday,I called a man a son of a Bitch. 　　Preacher:Why?What did he do to you? 　　Girl:He touched my breast. 　　Preacher:You mean like this?(The guy did it.) 　　Girl:(A little shy from the touch) Yes. 　　Preacher:That"s no reason to call him that. 　　Girl:But he also took off my cloth. 　　Preacher:You mean like this?(He did it again.) 　　Girl:Yes,that"s what he did. 　　Preacher:That"s still no reason to call him that. 　　Girl:And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what... 　　Preacher:(evil laugh...) You mean like this?(And you-know-what) 　　Girl:(After a few minutes...) Ugh...Yeah,that"s what he did... 　　Preacher:My dear girl,that"s still no reason to call him a... 　　Girl:But he had AIDS! 　　Preacher:THAT SON OF A BITCH! 　　Where is the father? 　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. 　　"Look," said the elder brother."How nice these paintings are!" 　　"Yes," said the younger,"but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children.Where is the father?" 　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained,"Obviously he was painting the pictures." 　　

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是取笑黑人没文化吧

美剧《传教士》记得采纳哦

歌曲名:Three Wooden Crosses (Album Version)歌手:Randy Travis专辑:Three Wooden Crosses: The Inspirational Hits Of Randy TravisA farmer and a teacherA hooker and a preacherRiding on a midnight busBound for MexicoOne was heading for vacationOne for higher educationAnd two of them were searching for lost soulsThat driver never ever saw the stop signAnd 18 wheelers can"t stop on a dimeThere are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highwayWhy there"s not four of them heaven only knowsI guess it"s not what you takeWhen you leave this world behind youIt"s what you leave behind you when you goThat farmer left a harvestA home and 80 acresThe faith and love for growing thingsIn his young son"s heartAnd that teacher left her wisdomIn the minds of lots of childrenDid her best to give "em allA better startAnd that preacher whispered"Can"t you see the promised land?"As he lay his blood stained BibleIn that hooker"s handThere are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highwayWhy there"s not four of them heaven only knowsI guess it"s not what you takeWhen you leave this world behind youIt"s what you leave behind you when you goThat"s the story that our preacher told last SundayAs he held that blood stained Bible upFor all of us to seeHe said, "Bless the farmerAnd the teacherAnd the preacherWho gave this Bible to my mommaWho read it to me"There are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highwayWhy there"s not four of them now I guess we knowIt"s not what you takeWhen you leave this world behind youIt"s what you leave behind you when you goThere are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway......http://music.baidu.com/song/8003154

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歌曲名:Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven歌手:The Limeliters&Glenn Yarbrough专辑:Joy Across The LandKenny Chesney - Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven (Ft. The Wailers)Preacher told me last Sunday mornin"Son, you better start livin" rightYou need to quit the women and whiskeyAnd carrying on all nightDon"t you wanna hear him call your nameWhen you"re standin" at the pearly gatesI told the preacher, "Yes I do"But I hope they don"t call todayI ain"t readyEverybody wants to go to heavenHave a mansion high above the cloudsEverybody want to go to heavenBut nobody want to go nowSaid preacher maybe you didn"t see meThrow an extra twenty in the plateThere"s one for everything I did last nightAnd one to get me through todayHere"s a ten to help you rememberNext time you got the good Lord"s earSay I"m comin" but there ain"t no hurryI"m havin" fun down hereDon"t you know thatEverybody wants to go to heavenGet their wings and fly aroundEverybody want to go to heavenBut nobody want to go nowSomeday I want to see those streets of gold in my haloBut I wouldn"t mind waitin" at least a hundred years or soEverybody wanna go to heavenIt beats the other place there ain"t no doubtEverybody wanna go to heavenBut nobody wanna go nowEverybody wanna go to heavenHallelujah, let me hear you shoutEverybody wanna go to heavenBut nobody wanna go nowI think I speak for the crowdNobody wanna go now, yeah...http://music.baidu.com/song/15133694

歌曲名:Preacher Man [Alternative 7" Mix]歌手:Bananarama专辑:Pop LifePreacher 使徒Artist(Band):Running Wild编译：jionFriday night the 13th and the ruins of a crow十三号黑色星期五之夜乌鸦坠落Dark figures come together for an awful vow黑色阴影齐聚一处履行恐怖盟约They have sworn to Satan to celebrate a black mass他们向撒旦盟誓要举行黑暗弥撒Damned rites are prepared, black angels they bless诅咒仪式就绪，向黑暗天使祈福Snakeblood and poison, the cauldron is boiling蛇血与毒药，沸腾的大锅To condemn the holy cross, black rites are soiling报废的神圣十字，蔓延的黑色诅咒Witches are dancing around the altar女巫绕祭坛而舞Praying to their master to celebrate the holy war向君主祷告庆祝圣战SOLOSince million years religion keeps knowledge of the dark百万年来禁制的黑暗知识The church discloses sacred rules to mark教会颁发神圣法典以界限They are full of ignorance if they don"t realize他们愚昧无知却丝毫不觉That there is more than they can see of religious size神域远远广于他们之所见【END】http://music.baidu.com/song/7933774

没有这首歌曲的，当初有个明星给凌度广告即兴演唱的，我下载了有，现在的手机铃声

preacher：（1）“传教士”、（2）“布道者、讲道者”，尤指以公开传播福音为职业的人。priest：司铎，司祭，神甫，神父，牧师。

"You don"t know? But you were reading aloud, so you must know." "I was reading aloud, mummy, but i wasn"t listening," explained the child. 我没有在听 女儿在大声读书，妈妈问：“亲爱的，你在读什么？” “我不知道，”小女孩回答说。 “你不知道？你不是在朗读吗，你应该知道的，”妈妈说。 女儿解释说，“我在朗读，可我没有在听啊!” 回答者：jambolaya

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歌曲名:Father Figure歌手:日落沙发乐团专辑:乔治·迈克尔悠闲音乐之旅That"s all I wantedSomething special, something sacredIn your eyesFor just one momentTo be bold and nakedAt your sideSometimes I think that you"ll neverUnderstand meMaybe this time is foreverSay it can beThat"s all you wantedSomething special, someone sacredIn your lifeJust for one momentTo be warm and nakedAt my sideSometimes I think that you"ll neverUnderstand meBut something tells me togetherWe"d be happy(Baby)I will be your father figure(Oh baby)Put your tiny hand in mine(I"d love to)I will be your preacher teacher(Be your daddy)Anything you have in mind(It would make me)I will be your father figure(Very happy)I have had enough of crime(Please let me)I will be the one who loves youUntil the end of timeThat"s all I wantedBut sometimes love can be mistakenFor a crimeThat"s all I wantedJust to see my baby"sBlue eyed shineThis time I think that my loverUnderstands meIf we have faith in each otherThen we can beStrongI will be your father figurePut your tiny hand in mineI will be your preacher teacherAnything you have in mindI will be your father figureI have had enough of crimeI will be the one who loves youUntil the end of timeIf you are the desertI"ll be the seaIf you ever hungerHunger for meWhatever you ask forThat"s what I"ll beSo when you remember the ones who have liedWho said that they caredBut then laughed as you criedBeautiful DarlingDon"t think of meBecause all I ever wantedIt"s in your eyes baby, babyAnd love can"t lie, no...(Greet me with the eyes of a child)My love is always telling me so(Heaven is a kiss and a smile)Just hold on, hold onI won"t let you go, my babyI will be your father figurePut your tiny hand in mineI will be your preacher teacherAnything you have in mindI will be your father figureI have had enough of crime(So I am gonna love you)Until the end of timeI will be your fatherI will be your preacherI will be your daddyI will be the one who loves you until the end of timehttp://music.baidu.com/song/354738

歌曲名:Father Figure歌手:George Michael专辑:FaithThat"s all I wantedSomething special, something sacredIn your eyesFor just one momentTo be bold and nakedAt your sideSometimes I think that you"ll neverUnderstand meMaybe this time is foreverSay it can beThat"s all you wantedSomething special, someone sacredIn your lifeJust for one momentTo be warm and nakedAt my sideSometimes I think that you"ll neverUnderstand meBut something tells me togetherWe"d be happy(Baby)I will be your father figure(Oh baby)Put your tiny hand in mine(I"d love to)I will be your preacher teacher(Be your daddy)Anything you have in mind(It would make me)I will be your father figure(Very happy)I have had enough of crime(Please let me)I will be the one who loves youUntil the end of timeThat"s all I wantedBut sometimes love can be mistakenFor a crimeThat"s all I wantedJust to see my baby"sBlue eyed shineThis time I think that my loverUnderstands meIf we have faith in each otherThen we can beStrongI will be your father figurePut your tiny hand in mineI will be your preacher teacherAnything you have in mindI will be your father figureI have had enough of crimeI will be the one who loves youUntil the end of timeIf you are the desertI"ll be the seaIf you ever hungerHunger for meWhatever you ask forThat"s what I"ll beSo when you remember the ones who have liedWho said that they caredBut then laughed as you criedBeautiful DarlingDon"t think of meBecause all I ever wantedIt"s in your eyes baby, babyAnd love can"t lie, no...(Greet me with the eyes of a child)My love is always telling me so(Heaven is a kiss and a smile)Just hold on, hold onI won"t let you go, my babyI will be your father figurePut your tiny hand in mineI will be your preacher teacherAnything you have in mindI will be your father figureI have had enough of crime(So I am gonna love you)Until the end of timeI will be your fatherI will be your preacherI will be your daddyI will be the one who loves you until the end of timehttp://music.baidu.com/song/376845

歌名：Saturday Sunday歌手：Kat DahliaIs it Saturday Sunday Saturday Sunday 今天是周六还是周日 周六还是周日 Poppin shots down the same lips that I pray 我放声嘶喊 Saturday Sunday Saturday Sunday 周六还是周日 周六还是周日 Maybe I"ll get it right one day 也许，某天我会理清一切头绪 Got my make up on my face 我化上妆 Who am I today 今天我是谁 Is today a new day 今天是新的一天吗 Am I in a maze 我如此困惑 With me knees to the ground, 我双膝跪地 head facing down to pray 低着头祈祷 While I"m a thousand miles away 当我置身千里之外 No time or space 没有时间或空间 O preacher you"re way too loud 哦，牧师，你声音如此大 My head"s spinning round 我觉得天旋地转 Watch my gown 看看我的大衣 He"s dressed in black 他穿着黑色衣服 Don"t let me drown 不要让我沉溺 Oh preacher it"s way too soon 哦，牧师，这一切发生得太快了 It"s Saturday night, a Sunday afternoon 这是星期六晚上，星期日的下午 Who do I tell my stories to 我该向谁诉说我的故事 Is the DJ in the confession booth 正在忏悔的是DJ吗 Is it Saturday Sunday Saturday Sunday 今天是周六还是周日 周六还是周日 Poppin shots down the same lips that I pray 我放声嘶喊 Saturday Sunday Saturday Sunday 周六还是周日 周六还是周日 Maybe I"ll get it right one day 也许，某天我会理清一切头绪 Bodies all around hypnotized 所有的人都沉浸 by the sound that surrounds 在那声音里 Don"t count me out 不要忘了我 Has a savior been found 救世主是否已找到 Spirits in my system 我的心灵 Trying to resist them no 试图抵抗他们，不 They will not go 他们不会消逝 Pour the wine slow 慢慢斟酒 O preacher you"re way too loud 哦，牧师，你声音如此大 My head"s spinning round 我觉得天旋地转 Watch my gown 看看我的大衣 He"s dressed in black 他穿着黑色衣服 Don"t let me drown 不要让我沉溺 Oh preacher it"s way too soon 哦，牧师，这一切发生得太快了 It"s Saturday night, a Sunday afternoon 这是星期六晚上，星期日的下午 Who do I tell my stories to 我该向谁诉说我的故事 Is the DJ in the confession booth 正在忏悔的是DJ吗 Say nothing I been accused of my own use 保持沉默，因为自己的原因，我受到指控 I"m going going so we can cure my abuse 我将离去，这样，我们就能治愈我的恶习 Say nothing I hold this in for my own use 保持沉默，我会保留这一切，只为了自己 I"m going going so we can cure my abuse 我将离去，这样，我们就能治愈我的恶习 Saturday Sunday Saturday Sunday 周六还是周日 周六还是周日 (Oh preacher my feet hurt ) （哦，牧师 我的脚疼） Poppin shots down the same lips that I pray 我放声嘶喊 Saturday Sunday Saturday Sunday 周六还是周日 周六还是周日 Take my sorrow 带走我的悲伤 Maybe I"ll get it right one day 也许，某天我会理清一切头绪 Sorrow away from me 悲伤会离我而去 Oh it" dark baby 哦，如此黑暗，宝贝 Turn up the lights turn up the lights 将灯打开 将灯打开 It"s dark baby 如此黑暗，宝贝 DJ turn up the lights turn up the lights DJ，将灯打开 将灯打开 I"m fallin fallin fallin into my abuse 我沉迷于我的恶习 I"ve fallin fallin fallin again angel 我再次坠落，天使 Oh my feet hurt I won"t make it to the alter 哦，我的脚如此痛，我将无法改变这一切 Oh preacher 哦，牧师

歌曲名:Father Figure歌手:George Michael专辑:Ladies & GentlemenThat"s all I wantedSomething special, something sacredIn your eyesFor just one momentTo be bold and nakedAt your sideSometimes I think that you"ll neverUnderstand meMaybe this time is foreverSay it can beThat"s all you wantedSomething special, someone sacredIn your lifeJust for one momentTo be warm and nakedAt my sideSometimes I think that you"ll neverUnderstand meBut something tells me togetherWe"d be happy(Baby)I will be your father figure(Oh baby)Put your tiny hand in mine(I"d love to)I will be your preacher teacher(Be your daddy)Anything you have in mind(It would make me)I will be your father figure(Very happy)I have had enough of crime(Please let me)I will be the one who loves youUntil the end of timeThat"s all I wantedBut sometimes love can be mistakenFor a crimeThat"s all I wantedJust to see my baby"sBlue eyed shineThis time I think that my loverUnderstands meIf we have faith in each otherThen we can beStrongI will be your father figurePut your tiny hand in mineI will be your preacher teacherAnything you have in mindI will be your father figureI have had enough of crimeI will be the one who loves youUntil the end of timeIf you are the desertI"ll be the seaIf you ever hungerHunger for meWhatever you ask forThat"s what I"ll beSo when you remember the ones who have liedWho said that they caredBut then laughed as you criedBeautiful DarlingDon"t think of meBecause all I ever wantedIt"s in your eyes baby, babyAnd love can"t lie, no...(Greet me with the eyes of a child)My love is always telling me so(Heaven is a kiss and a smile)Just hold on, hold onI won"t let you go, my babyI will be your father figurePut your tiny hand in mineI will be your preacher teacherAnything you have in mindI will be your father figureI have had enough of crime(So I am gonna love you)Until the end of timeI will be your fatherI will be your preacherI will be your daddyI will be the one who loves you until the end of timehttp://music.baidu.com/song/7292964

Kenny Chesney - Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven (Ft. The Wailers)Preacher told me last Sunday mornin"Son, you better start livin" rightYou need to quit the women and whiskeyAnd carrying on all nightDon"t you wanna hear him call your nameWhen you"re standin" at the pearly gatesI told the preacher, "Yes I do"But I hope they don"t call todayI ain"t readyEverybody wants to go to heavenHave a mansion high above the cloudsEverybody want to go to heavenBut nobody want to go nowSaid preacher maybe you didn"t see meThrow an extra twenty in the plateThere"s one for everything I did last nightAnd one to get me through todayHere"s a ten to help you rememberNext time you got the good Lord"s earSay I"m comin" but there ain"t no hurryI"m havin" fun down hereDon"t you know thatEverybody wants to go to heavenGet their wings and fly aroundEverybody want to go to heavenBut nobody want to go nowSomeday I want to see those streets of gold in my haloBut I wouldn"t mind waitin" at least a hundred years or soEverybody wanna go to heavenIt beats the other place there ain"t no doubtEverybody wanna go to heavenBut nobody wanna go nowEverybody wanna go to heavenHallelujah, let me hear you shoutEverybody wanna go to heavenBut nobody wanna go nowI think I speak for the crowdNobody wanna go now, yeah...

　　这个片子是没有结局的,美国有线电视台HBO的片子,只有两季就被砍了!关键还是收视率的问题.　　下面是给你一个具体播放时间和每集的名称:　　Season 1　　1. 1- 1 101 14 Sep 03 Milfay　　2. 1- 2 102 21 Sep 03 After the Ball Is Over　　3. 1- 3 103 28 Sep 03 Tipton　　4. 1- 4 104 5 Oct 03 Black Blizzard　　5. 1- 5 105 12 Oct 03 Babylon　　6. 1- 6 106 19 Oct 03 Pick a Number　　7. 1- 7 107 26 Oct 03 The River　　8. 1- 8 108 2 Nov 03 Lonnigan, Texas　　9. 1- 9 109 9 Nov 03 Insomnia　　10. 1-10 110 16 Nov 03 Hot and Bothered　　11. 1-11 111 23 Nov 03 The Day of the Dead　　12. 1-12 112 30 Nov 03 The Day That Was the Day　　Season 2　　13. 2- 1 201 9 Jan 05 Los Moscos　　14. 2- 2 202 16 Jan 05 Alamogordo, N.M.　　15. 2- 3 203 23 Jan 05 Ingram, TX　　16. 2- 4 204 30 Jan 05 Old Cherry Blossom Road　　17. 2- 5 205 6 Feb 05 Creed, OK　　18. 2- 6 206 13 Feb 05 The Road to Damascus　　19. 2- 7 207 20 Feb 05 Damascus, NE　　20. 2- 8 208 27 Feb 05 Outskirts, Damascus, NE　　21. 2- 9 209 6 Mar 05 Lincoln Highway　　22. 2-10 210 13 Mar 05 Cheyenne, WY　　23. 2-11 211 20 Mar 05 Outside New Canaan　　24. 2-12 212 27 Mar 05 New Canaan, CA

all the leaves are brownand the sky is greyi went for a walkon a winter""s dayi""d be safe and warmif i was in l.a.california dreamin""on such a winter""s dayi stopped into a church (stopped into a church)i passed along the way (passed along the way)you know, i got down on my knees (got down on my knees)and i pretend to pray (i pretend to pray)oh, the preacher likes the cold (preacher likes the cold)he knows i""m gonna stay (knows i""m gonna stay)oh, california dreamin""(california dreamin"")on such a winter""s dayall the leaves are brown (the leaves are brown)and the sky is grey (and the sky is grey)i went for a walk (i went for a walk)on a winter""s day (on a winter""s day)if i didn""t tell her (if i didn""t tell her)i could leave today (i could leave today)oh, california dreamin""(california dreamin"")on such a winter""s day (california dreamin"")on such a winter""s day (california dreamin"")on such a winter""s day (california dreamin"")on such a winter""s day...

Luke Christopher – Lot To Learn Lyrics(Chorus) If I was a question, would you be my answer? If I was the music, would you be the dancer If I was the student, would you be the teacher? If I was the sinner, would you be the preacher? Would you be my… what"s the don do-do-don I still got a lotta shit to learn, I"ll admit it What"s the don do-do-don I still got a lotta shit to learn, I"ll admit it (Verse) Feelin" like a digit in the system, just anotha stupid number I don"t know know know Everything is twisted, I can feel it, it"s another stupid summer When it"s cold cold cold We can do it on our own, head up to a place where maybe no-one goes In a rocket full of liquor and a Polaroid fo" pictures Baby, you should stop me before I lose control (Pre-Chorus) How a-perfect a person that might go through your person Put on your disguise? You see the stars, but they just see the skies And you see my scars, what do they see (Chorus) If I was a question, would you be my answer? If I was the music, would you be the dancer If I was the student, would you be the teacher? If I was the sinner, would you be the preacher? Would you be my… what"s the don do-do-don I still got a lotta shit to learn, I"ll admit it What"s the don do-do-don I still got a lotta shit to learn, I"ll admit it (Verse 2) Got yo finger on the trigger, and you aimin at the mirror Don"t you shoot, that ain"t you, nah Cuz on the outside you pretendin", but you hurtin" in the endin" What"s the truth, what"s the truth? (Pre-Chorus) How a-perfect a person that might go through your person Put on your disguise? You see the stars, but they just see the skies And you see my scars, what do they see (Chorus) If I was a question, would you be my answer? If I was the music, would you be the dancer If I was the student, would you be the teacher? If I was the sinner, would you be the preacher? Would you be my… what"s the don do-do-don I still got a lotta shit to learn, I"ll admit it What"s the don do-do-don I still got a lotta shit to learn, I"ll admit it

all the leaves are brownand the sky is greyi went for a walkon a winter""s dayi""d be safe and warmif i was in l.a.california dreamin""on such a winter""s dayi stopped into a church (stopped into a church)i passed along the way (passed along the way)you know, i got down on my knees (got down on my knees)and i pretend to pray (i pretend to pray)oh, the preacher likes the cold (preacher likes the cold)he knows i""m gonna stay (knows i""m gonna stay)oh, california dreamin""(california dreamin"")on such a winter""s dayall the leaves are brown (the leaves are brown)and the sky is grey (and the sky is grey)i went for a walk (i went for a walk)on a winter""s day (on a winter""s day)if i didn""t tell her (if i didn""t tell her)i could leave today (i could leave today)oh, california dreamin""(california dreamin"")on such a winter""s day (california dreamin"")on such a winter""s day (california dreamin"")on such a winter""s day (california dreamin"")on such a winter""s day

《God Help The Girl》《上帝帮助那个女孩》 实在没办法,我想找个男朋友 实在没办法,我正在寻找一个场景 我要存一些钱呢 我是一个工作的女孩,你知道的 我将避开了我坚持自己的注意力 我喜欢我的房间,我开始习惯睡觉 有些夜晚我真的喜欢躺在床上 我听到的午夜鸟 这个消息在他们的话 黎明就摸我在某种程度上,一个男孩不能摸 他们许诺从来不对我这么多 你已经被警告过,我警告是相反的 在学校里,我写的落后从右到左 老师从来就没有爱过我 神父说:为我祈祷 愿上帝帮助那个女孩,她需要我提供的所有的帮助,她可以得到 我坐上几个小时等待他的电话 我会把巧克力藏在冰箱里 我会打他的消息 分析他的语调 请停止我那里,我甚至无聊的自己 我觉得他当我做的菜 我对他的看法时,沉了 这不是玩弄文字游戏 我对他的爱是荒谬的 如果他给了我一个关于它我想签下了一个星期 我想建立起来,然后我就会拒绝他 你已经被警告过,我警告是相反的 在学校里,我写的落后从右到左 老师从来就没有爱过我 神父说:为我祈祷 愿上帝帮助那个女孩,她需要我提供的所有的帮助,她可以得到 —————————————————————————————————————————————————————

歌曲名:Two Black Cadillacs歌手:Carrie Underwood专辑:Blown AwayCarrie Underwood - Two Black CadillacsTwo black Cadillacs driving in a slow paradeHeadlights shining bright in the middle of the dayOne is for his wifeThe other for the woman who loved him at nightTwo black Cadillacs meeting for the first timeAnd the preacher said he was a good manAnd his brother said he was a good friendBut the women in the two black veils didn"t bother to cryBye bye, bye byeYeah they took turns laying a rose downThrew a handful of dirt into the deep groundHe"s not the only one who had a secret to hideBye bye, bye bye, bye byeTwo black Cadillacs, two black CadillacsTwo months ago his wife called the number on his phoneTurns out he"d been lying to both of them for oh so longThey decided then he"d never get away with doing this to themTwo black Cadillacs waiting for the right time, right timeAnd the preacher said he was a good manAnd his brother said he was a good friendBut the women in the two black veils didn"t bother to cryBye bye, bye byeYeah they took turns laying a rose downThrew a handful of dirt into the deep groundHe"s not the only one who had a secret to hideBye bye, bye bye, bye byeYeah, yeahIt was the first time and the last time they saw each other face to faceThey shared a crimson smile and just walked awayAnd let the secret at the graveAnd the preacher said he was a good manAnd his brother said he was a good friendBut the women in the two black veils they didn"t bother to cryBye bye, bye byeYeah they took turns laying a rose downThrew a handful of dirt into the deep groundHe"s not the only one who had a secret to hideBye bye, bye bye, bye byeYeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhttp://music.baidu.com/song/13954599

歌曲名:Gorgeous歌手:Preacher Boy专辑:CrowAJ McLean - GorgeousSplendid yangOh OhYeahHey, you"re beautiful and I don"t mindYou know I wanted you for such a long timeDon"t think I don"t notice your wondering eyesKeep the options open for a sexier guyYou"re in love with yourself, don"t want anyone elseTo be caught with you in the spotlightGirl I know I"m the best I can beat all the restBut you can"t see thatDon"t you know I"m gorgeousSexier than anythingGorgeousSo much more that I can beYou can"t see itDon"t you know I"m gorgeousI love myself more than I love youBaby I know it"s hard to understandThat all this sexy brings the freaky beast in me,Don"t think I don"t notice when you open your thighsThat they were made for a sexy guyYou"re in love with yourself, don"t want anyone elseTo be caught with you in the spotlightAnd I know I"m the best I can beat all the restBut you can"t see thatDon"t you know I"m gorgeousSexier than anythingGorgeousSo much more that I can beYou can"t see itDon"t you know I"m gorgeousI love myself more than I love youI"m sexierI"m sexierI"m sexierI"m sexier damnUnlike no other I"ll do you rightI"m sexierI"m sexier noUnlike your mother your pussy is tightI"m sexierI"m sexier damnDon"t you konw I"m gorgeousSexier than anythingGorgeousSo much more that I can bringYou can"t see itDon"t you know I"m gorgeousI love myself more than I love youGorgeousGorgeoushttp://music.baidu.com/song/15005418

歌曲名:Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven歌手:Albert King专辑:Lovejoy－－Kenny Chesney Ft. the Wailers－－－＝《 Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven 》＝－Preacher told me last Sunday mornin`Son, you better start livin` rightYou need to quit the women and whiskeyAnd carrying on all nightDon`t you wanna hear him call your nameWhen you`re standin` at the pearly gatesI told the preacher, "Yes I do"But I hope they don`t call todayI ain`t readyEverybody wants to go to heavenHave a mansion high above the cloudsEverybody want to go to heavenBut nobody want to go nowSaid preacher maybe you didn`t see meThrow an extra twenty in the plateThere`s one for everything I did last nightAnd one to get me through todayHere`s a ten to help you rememberNext time you got the good Lord`s earSay I`m comin` but there ain`t no hurryI`m havin` fun down hereDon`t you know that……杭州 > Pub 1991 < 棒儿……Everybody wants to go to heavenGet their wings and fly aroundEverybody want to go to heavenBut nobody want to go nowSomeday I want to see those streets of gold in my haloBut I wouldn`t mind waitin` at least a hundred years or soEverybody wanna go to heavenIt beats the other place there ain`t no doubtEverybody wanna go to heavenBut nobody wanna go nowEverybody wanna go to heavenHallelujah, let me hear you shoutEverybody wanna go to heavenBut nobody wanna go nowI think I speak for the crowdNobody wanna go nowhttp://music.baidu.com/song/8694860

歌曲名:Wild Women歌手:Michael Learns To Rock专辑:Greatest HitsWild Women(Jascha Richter)Can I act like an angelif I live like a jerkCan I keep on disguisingCan I make believethat I don"t deceiveNo..no..noChorus:Send the wild women out the backdoorMy wife is knocking at the frontdoorThey made me a winner they made me a sinnerI don"t know what to doDirty money in the left handWhile the preacher"s shaking my right handThey made me a winner they made me a sinnerI don"t know what to doWhen I"m riding on top ofthe wave of successWill I lose my devotionWill I fail to seewhat I used to beoh..oh..ohChorus:Send the wild women out the backdoorMy wife is knocking at the frontdoorThey made me a winner they made me a sinnerI don"t know what to doDirty money in the left handWhile the preacher"s shaking my right handThey made me a winner they made me a sinnerI don"t know what to doI"ll have to carry onas two persons in oneas two persons in oneas two persons in oneChorus:Send the wild women out the backdoorMy wife is knocking at the frontdoorThey made me a winner they made me a sinnerI don"t know what to doDirty money in the left handWhile the preacher"s shaking my right handThey made me a winner they made me a sinnerI don"t know what to dohttp://music.baidu.com/song/2920336

DMX - Party Uphttp://mp3.baidu.com/m?tn=baidump3&ct=134217728&lm=-1&word=DMX%20%2D%20Party%20Up%20&t=2

Everybody wants to go to heaven人人都想去天堂Kenny ChesneyPreacher told me last Sunday mornin"传道士上个星期六告诉我Son, you better start livin" right孩子，你最好从现在开始井井有条的生活You need to quit the women and whiskey你需要远离女人和威士忌And carrying on all night而且必需夜夜坚守Don"t you wanna hear him call your name难道你不想听到他（上帝）喊出你的名字吗When you"re standin" at the pearly gates当你站在珠色般的门前I told the preacher, "Yes I do"我告诉传道士，是的，我愿意But I hope they don"t call today但是我希望他们并不在今日实行I ain"t ready我现在还没准备好Everybody wants to go to heaven每个人都想去天堂Have a mansion high above the clouds有一座大厦矗于云端Everybody want to go to heaven人人都想去天堂But nobody want to go now但是无人想此时就去Said preacher maybe you didn"t see me传教士说也许你不会见到我了Throw an extra twenty in the plate用去了二十年的光景There"s one for everything I did last night这是昨夜我为众物所做的非比寻常的事And one to get me through today是直到今日让我非常劳累的事Here"s a ten to help you remember这里有十年的光景用于让你谨记Next time you got the good Lord"s ear下次你会得到听觉敏锐如lord的耳朵Say I"m comin" but there ain"t no hurry正如我所说我即将抵达但并不匆忙I"m havin" fun down here我在这里玩的很愉快Don"t you know that你也应该知道Everybody wants to go to heaven每个人都想去天堂Get their wings and fly around拥有对儿翅膀四处翱翔Everybody want to go to heaven人人都想去天堂But nobody want to go now但是无人想即刻便去Someday I want to see those streets of gold in my halo我想未来某天去我的天堂上看看街道But I wouldn"t mind waitin" at least a hundred years or so但是我不介意等上那么一百余天Everybody wanna go to heaven人人都想去天堂It beats the other place there ain"t no doubt毋庸置疑它是最美妙的去处Everybody wanna go to heaven人人都想去天堂But nobody wanna go now但是无人想即刻便去Everybody wanna go to heaven人人都想去天堂Hallelujah, let me hear you shout哈利路亚（上帝）请让我听到您的呼喊Everybody wanna go to heaven每个人都想去天堂But nobody wanna go now但是无人想即刻便去I think I speak for the crowd我想我代表着群众的意愿Nobody wanna go now, yeah... 无人想即刻便去

加州之梦！加州之梦！加州之梦！

歌曲名:Crow歌手:清春专辑:狂った果実「CROW」作词∶清春作曲∶清春歌∶清春真下へ落ちる梦を见た　decide the dark, decided blue真下は更に心地良い　decide the dark, decided blue这わせた爪の痕　君へは响かない芽生えて箱の中　二度とないヤミを见てヤミを知るdecided lies, you just fall to preacher祈れ孤独の夜decided lies, you just fall to dreamerあてはなく届くBLUE真上を空と名付けたのは　decide the dark, decided blue羽ばたいた両腕を　レザーのくちばしを优雅にかざすより二度とないドロ沼で闇を知るdecided lies, you just fall to preacher群れを离れた夜decided lies, you just fall to dreamerただ心からのBLUEYou know the FutureYou know the FactorBut you, Love, blueYou have the FutureYou have the Last loveAnd you, hate the loveless.....decided lies, you just fall to preacherただ心からのBLUEdecided lies, you just fall to dreamerあてはなく届くBLUEYou know the FutureYou know the FactorBut you, Love, blueYou have the FutureYou have the Last loveAnd you, hate the loveless.....収録：狂った果実発売日：2009/05/13http://music.baidu.com/song/13780879

California Dreaming-The Mamas & The Papas我也很喜欢这首歌

. He is little more than a child. 他也还是个孩子。 2. Anyone wants to get out? Over my dead body! 有人想从这里出去吗？除非我死！ 3. Mother said father would come soon, but mary knew better. 妈妈说爸爸很快就会回来，但是玛丽知道更多。 4. Stir and you are dead. 5. The old man lay awake almost the whole night. 这个老男人辗转反侧了一整晚。 6. Students are still coming. 学生还在进入7. The list goes on. 节目继续,8. He ignored the whole speech of the preacher. 他对牧师所作的讲说毫不理会.9. He failed to appreciate our kindness. 他没有赞扬我们的仁慈10. They excluded children (from)getting in. 他阻止孩子们进来.11. The news media were barrd from the party. 那些新闻媒体被挡在聚会之外.12. His words and actions ill consort together. 他的言辞和行动是一致的13. Shortage of workers kept the progeress of the project slow. 工人的减少任务的进程缓慢14. There are fauts from which none of us are free. 我们都没有自由,这是过错.15. Individualism is alien to the world outlook of the proletariat. 个人主义是外籍人对无产阶级的世界的客观评价。 16. Mary lay awake almost the whole night. 玛里一夜都躺着但一直都醒着,(一夜无眠)17. He thought he"d got a mortal illness. 他觉得他得了致命的疾病18. The teacher really has an open mind. 这个老师的确是思想很开放19. The road is now clear of snow. 街道被雪覆盖变的干净20. He is strange to compliment. 他很奇怪的问候21. He apparently thought therwise. 22. But for there thick trees, the bitter wind would have blown the house to pieces. 23. Life is far from a bed of roses. 24. What you have just daid is beside the mark. 25. He will die of hunger before I accept your terms. 26. She went out before I realized what was happening. 27. Most comets are eatremely faint objects, far below the limit of the unaided eye. 28. Instead of going to Europe, they are going to South America. 29. Only that I know you might be wanted, I should detain you a little longer. 30. The truth is quite other engergy source in store.

歌曲名:Missed You Just Right歌手:Toby Keith专辑:Hope On the RocksToby Keith - Missed You Just Right.I knew I""d run into youSomeday out there somewhereYou""d smile and talk for a while likeThere was nothing ever really there andYou""ll act like you don""t see this pretty girl I""ve got with meYou""ll finally get around to the part about "oh did you miss me".I missed you on your weekend whiskeyGetting crazy at the barI missed you running late on SundaySliding in as the preacher startsI missed you at my sister""s weddingI""d be lying if I said you didn""t cross my mindBut I""ve found the love of my lifeI think I missed you just right.In a crazy way I should thank youFor making me move onI was surprised with your goodbyeBut now I""m grateful that you""re goneI""ve found the one that makes the mistakes I""ve made make perfect senseShe""ll ask me if I think about you every now and then.I missed you on your weekend whiskeyGetting crazy at the barI missed you running late on SundaySliding in as the preacher startsI missed you at my sister""s weddingI""d be lying if I said you didn""t cross my mindBut I""ve found the love of my lifeI think I missed you just right.No I""m not sad or angry like I wasI""m just in love.I missed you on your weekend whiskeyGetting crazy at the barI missed you running late on SundaySliding in as the preacher startsI missed you at my sister""s weddingI""d be lying if I said you didn""t cross my mindBut I""ve found the love of my lifeI think I missed you just rightYeah I missed you just rightI think I missed you just right.http://music.baidu.com/song/54921275

Good MoringWang XinjuanAdventure Fiction Writer冒险小说家Daniel Defoe丹尼尔·笛福Daniel Defoe(1660—1731)In Neoclassical Period新古典主义时期Rich Vs.Pooru2022 ExperiencesWku2022 Social positionu2022 Worksu2022 Contributionsu2022 Economy positionLife Experiences(main things)u2022 1660 born in London (son of a butcher屠夫 ) he received a good education in one of the best Dissenting school, but he gave up the idea of becoming a preacher（说教者） .u2022 1678-1683 traveled in Spain, Italy, France and German as a merchant（商人 ） .u2022 1688 joined William"s army and took great interest in the establishment（企业） of the new government.u2022 1692 he became bankrupt, within 4years, he was doing well as the manager of the tile（瓷砖） factory.u2022 1701, The Trueborn Englishman –A Satire（讽刺文学 ）u2022 1703 he was arrested and pilloried(处以枷刑）u2022 1704 he found The Reviewand carried it to 1713u2022 1719 published Robinson Crusoeu2022 1731 diedLife Experiences(main things)gBrief Introductionu2022 A jack-of-all-trades: soldier, merchant, economist, politician, publicist, writer, as well as novelist.u2022 A journalist and a pamphleteer（小册子作者）with a reporter"s eye for the picturesque（别致的） and a newspaperman"s instinct for “making a good story”u2022 A radical nonconformist(不信奉英国国教的新教教徒 ) in religionhis puritan zeal（纯粹主义者热情） for reform marks all this work account for the moralizing to be found everywhere.u2022 Defoe was once in prison, and his prison experience, together with the further knowledge of criminals accounts for his stories of thieves and pirates.Defoe"s NovelsDefoe started the writing of novels when he was nearly sixty years of age.It was the novel that built his reputation（声誉） as a world-known writer.His novels include：His novels include：u2022 The Life and Strange Surprising Adventures of Robinson Crusoe (1 71 9) 《鲁宾逊漂流记》the first and most famous novelthe book which makes him immortalFather of English NovelDefoe gained enduring fame for this novelThe brief introduction of The Life and Strange Surprising Adventures of Robinson Crusoeu2022 Robinson Crusoe, the narrator of the story, tells us that he was born in 1 632 in the city of York, England. 1 9 there is sailing from Robinson in the dream, regardless of their parents, he embarked on a journey of sailing. Unfortunately, once again, he was in the sea waves to a desert island, a man of the island started his career. With lflifthonly a few supplies from the ship he builds a house, a boat and a new life. His island is not wholly uninhabited(无人居住的) , though, and there is the exciting but ominous（不祥的） presence of cannibals(食人族） who Crusoe occasionally encounters（不期而遇） and saves a native from. The latter becomes his servant, Man Friday. The crew of a mutinying（叛变的） ship finally rescue our hero, but it is his adventure on the island that interests us. hihb ildhThe pictures of Robinson Crusoe in different kinds of publicationsThe pictures of Robinson Crusoe in different kinds of publicationsThe pictures of Robinson Crusoe in different kinds of publicationsThe pictures of the filmModern people travel to the island of Robinson"sOther novels followed in quick succession:u2022 Captain Singleton (1 720) 《辛格顿船长》u2022 Journal of the Plague Year (1 722)《大疫年日记》u2022 Captain Jack (1 722)《杰克船长》u2022 Moll Flanders (1 722)《摩尔 弗兰德》u2022 Roxana (1 724) 《罗克珊娜》u2022 Ideas： the Enlightenment is a value systemEnlighteners believed that freedom, democracyand reason are the primary values of society.They also strongly believed in science.u2022 Representatives：Alexander Pope亚历山大·蒲柏Samuel Jonson塞缪尔·约翰逊Daniel Defoe 丹尼尔·笛福Enlightenment—— a social value systemu2022 Time： the middle of the 1 7th century to the 1 8th century, beginning in France and then spread throughout Europe.u2022 Definition： an expression of struggle of the progressive class of bourgeois against feudali *** （先进的资产阶级反抗封建主义的一种表达）Other Works Non-fiction:u2022 The Storm (1 704) u2022 A General History of the Pirate(1 724)Defoe‘s authorship of this pseudonymousDefoes authorship of this pseudonymous (匿名的） work is disputed .u2022 A Tour through the whole island of Great Britain, divided into circuits or journeys (1 724–1 727) Essays :u2022 Conjugal Lewdnessu2022 Serious Reflections of Robinson Crusoe(1 720)u2022 The Complete English Trade *** anpu2022 An Essay Upon Projects(1 697) 《论开发》first book he publishedu2022 An Essay Upon Literature(1 726)u2022 Mere Nature Delineated(1 726)u2022 A Plan of English Commerce(1 728)gWriting Featuresu2022 Language is *** ooth, easy, colloquial（口语的） and mostly vernacular（白话的、 方言的） --- common English.u2022 One of the first to write stories about believable characters in realistic situations using simple prose.Defoe glorifies（美化） human laborand the puritanu2022 Defoe glorifies（美化） human laborand the puritan fortitude（清教徒刚毅精神） . It refers the enterprising（有进取心的） spirit of the middle class.u2022 Organizing minute details in a vivid way that his stories could be both credible and fascinating.u2022 Sentences are sometimes short, crisp, and plain, and sometimes long and rambling（闲聊的） , which leave on the reader an impression of casual narration.The Review(1704 – 1713)A political and literary magazine started by Defoestarted by Defoe.这是英国的第一份定期出版的文化和政治刊物，是英国报业的先驱。Memorial to Daniel DefoeBunhill FieldsCity Road,City Road,LondonThanks for your attention

西德波尼 M演唱组的《Rasputin》中文歌曲《我的心上人》而今刚过而立之年的男同胞们I当年都会哼上两句“我的心上人，请你不要走，音乐正悠扬，鼓声伴着好节奏……”这首被高凌风翻唱为《我的心上人》的歌曲，便是来自于前西德波尼M演唱组的《Rasputin 》。波尼·M 曾是上世纪七八十年代非常受人瞩目的一个演唱组。1977年他们以一曲《Daddy Cool》走红，特有的迪斯科韵味，加之当时美国风行迪斯科热潮，因而乐队大受欢迎。他们不仅仅只是一支曾经红透一时的POP乐队，从某种程度上看他们是整个DISCO历史的缩影和代表。他们在European Charts上有8次单曲第一，同时在欧洲市场上也有3张专辑排行年度销量冠军。他们还是第一支前往前苏联演出的西方演出团体。此外他们演唱的《巴比伦河》、《梦中的妈妈》、《小雨沙拉拉》等也为广大中国乐迷所熟悉。http://calm-sea.com/Song/MovieEnglish/200601/Song_8565.html有下载。Rasputin 歌词There lived a certain man in Russia long agoHe was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glowMost people looked at him with terror and with fearBut to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dearHe could preach the bible like a preacherFull of ecstacy and fireBut he also was the kind of teacherWomen would desireRA RA RASPUTINLover of the Russian queenThere was a cat that really was goneRA RA RASPUTINRussia"s greatest love machineIt was a shame how he carried onHe ruled the Russian land and never mind the CzarBut the kasachok he danced really wunderbarIn all affairs of state he was the man to pleaseBut he was real great when he had a girl to squeezeFor the queen he was no wheeler dealerThough she"d heard the things he"d doneShe believed he was a holy healerWho would heal her sonRA RA RASPUTINLover of the Russian queenThere was a cat that really was goneRA RA RASPUTINRussia"s greatest love machineIt was a shame how he carried on(Spoken:)But when his drinking and lusting and his hungerfor power became known to more and more people,the demands to do something about this outrageousman became louder and louder."This man"s just got to go!" declared his enemiesBut the ladies begged "Don"t you try to do it, please"No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charmsThough he was a brute they just fell into his armsThen one night some men of higher standingSet a trap, they"re not to blame"Come to visit us" they kept demandingAnd he really cameRA RA RASPUTINLover of the Russian queenThey put some poison into his wineRA RA RASPUTINRussia"s greatest love machineHe drank it all and he said "I feel fine"RA RA RASPUTINLover of the Russian queenThey didn"t quit, they wanted his headRA RA RASPUTINRussia"s greatest love machineAnd so they shot him till he was dead(Spoken:) Oh, those Russians...

歌曲名:Wild Women (Live)歌手:Michael Learns To Rock专辑:The Live Musical Adventures OfWild Women(Jascha Richter)Can I act like an angelif I live like a jerkCan I keep on disguisingCan I make believethat I don"t deceiveNo..no..noChorus:Send the wild women out the backdoorMy wife is knocking at the frontdoorThey made me a winner they made me a sinnerI don"t know what to doDirty money in the left handWhile the preacher"s shaking my right handThey made me a winner they made me a sinnerI don"t know what to doWhen I"m riding on top ofthe wave of successWill I lose my devotionWill I fail to seewhat I used to beoh..oh..ohChorus:Send the wild women out the backdoorMy wife is knocking at the frontdoorThey made me a winner they made me a sinnerI don"t know what to doDirty money in the left handWhile the preacher"s shaking my right handThey made me a winner they made me a sinnerI don"t know what to doI"ll have to carry onas two persons in oneas two persons in oneas two persons in oneChorus:Send the wild women out the backdoorMy wife is knocking at the frontdoorThey made me a winner they made me a sinnerI don"t know what to doDirty money in the left handWhile the preacher"s shaking my right handThey made me a winner they made me a sinnerI don"t know what to dohttp://music.baidu.com/song/52812343

英文全名：Shayne Thomas Ward　 　昵称：Wardy中文译名：肖恩·沃德生日：1984年10月16日（天秤座）身高：173cm居住地：Clayton, Manchester，UK家庭：母亲：Philomena　 兄弟姐妹：Mark Martin Michael Lisa Twin Emma（孪生妹妹） Leona中学：St Peter"s RC High School最喜爱的艺人：Justin TimberlakeTwitter名称：shayneTward2005年《X-Factor》面试编号： 9046相关背景：　“如果不是《The X Factor》，我想我会在服装店卖衣服打工度过我的圣诞新年。”2005年12月落下帷幕的英国ITV电视台歌唱比赛真人秀《The X Factor》冠军Shayne Ward在接受采访时说道。但事实是，因为有了《The X Factor》，Shayne的圣诞新年没有在打工卖衣服，而是在“卖”他的个人单曲CD－－《That"s My Goal》，而且是“大卖特卖”中。　根据英国TOP 40单曲音乐榜显示，在《The X Factor》总决赛结束当天推出的Shayne个人单曲CD早已名列榜首，更为吃惊的是，其销售量比榜上其他39名总销售量之和还要高。而且值得一提的是，据统计，Shayne的单曲网上下载量也已经创造了新的吉尼斯纪录，并且数字还在不断增长当中2005年度总冠军之后，Shayne开始在英国和爱尔兰走红。他正在用自己的实力向世界证明，自己并非徒有其表。除了帅气的外表，Shayne还拥有非凡的实力，他那极稳定的现场和令人叹为观止的高假音让你听过难忘。圣诞节的NO.1　Shayne的第一支单曲《That"s My Goal》2005年12月21日在英国发行，发行日期恰逢圣诞购物高潮，单曲发行的第一天就卖出了313000张，是英国单曲销售史上第三张卖得最快的单曲，仅次于Elton John献给戴安娜王妃的《Candle In The Wind》和WILL YOUNG的《Evergreen》。但是，毫无疑问，这支单曲创造了英国史上圣诞节唱片销售的奇迹，虽然12月下旬才发行，但竟然创下了2005年第二大单曲销量！单曲发行几周后，还被列入了2006 Brit Award最佳单曲的提名名单。

　　英国留学申请材料中成绩单是一个英国大学审核你学习能力的第一手材料，通过成绩单上的各项数据来评断你是否适合所申请的这个专业。下面为你介绍去英国留学成绩单如何翻译?下面文章由我所整理，希望能帮助到您。 　 　成绩单在申请中，有什么作用? 　　就像上段所提到，学生的成绩是学校评审程序中关键的审核条件，大多数学校明确表明了对学生平均成绩的要求。而成绩单则是学校快速甄选学生的重要工具。此外，一份详尽标明专业课程成绩的成绩单，也能完整地体现学生的各方面能力，这也是学校选择学生的重要参考。 　 　平均成绩究竟如何计算?应该以何种方式标注平均成绩? 　　平均成绩是成绩单上必须体现的数据。一般来说，表示平均成绩的方式有两种： 　　1) GPA：GPA英语全称是Grade Point Average，意思就是平均成绩点数(平均分数、平均绩点)，可以参考的是美国的GPA：满分是4分，即A=4，B=3，C=2， D=1。GPA的精确度往往达到小数点后1到2位，如：3.0或是3.45。GPA的计算一般是将每门课程的成绩乘以学分，加起来以后除以总的学分，得出平均分。中国高校的分数设置最常见的为五分制或四分制，具体的折合方式视各个学校规定而有所不同。一般来讲，百分制中的90分以上可视为4分，80分以上 为3分，70分以上为2分，60分以上为1分，五分制中的5分为4分，4分为3分，3分为2分，2分为1分。高校的GPA一般在最终成绩单，尤其是中英文成绩单上都会出现。 　　2) 平均分：又称为加权平均成绩。计算方法相对简单：各科成绩乘以该科学分，再除以学分的总数。这样计算的平均成绩也可用百分比来表示，如88%。 　　一般而言，如果申请的学校没有详细要求平均成绩的标注方式，就以学校开具的成绩单上表明的平均成绩格式标注，以求准确;若申请学校有明确要求GPA或其他形式，则单独计算标注，另外需附上计算方法。 　　如何办理成绩单? 　　在大学中一般由教务处或系相关办公室负责开具成绩单。开成绩单的一般过程如下： 　　1.准备好所有要办理英文的中文原件或复印件，比如学位证书、毕业证书、来到学校教务处或档案室(已毕业的学校)。 　　2.填写办理成绩单申请表，主要是办理的份数等;一般要多办几份。 　　3.交费，记得拿好发票; 　　4.打印完毕需要核对，交由审核老师签字，加盖教务处公章。 　　5.一些学校要求成绩单原件密封，所以在领到成绩单后需要装进信封，可以在密封后在封口处加盖教务处公章。 　　以上是成绩单办理的大致流程，每所学校根据各自情况各有不同。建议同学们在开具成绩单前查阅相关规定，并与负责老师提前联系，以免错漏文件，造成不必要的麻烦。 　 　成绩单应该如何翻译? 　　成绩单翻译最好的方式是学校提供英语成绩单，如果学校不能提供英文成绩单，这时就需要翻译成绩单。成绩单的翻译可以采用两种方式： 　　1) 交由专业翻译公司或中介翻译：这些机构在翻译之后，会在翻译件上盖上翻译章，这样英国学校就会认可翻译件。这样的翻译方式优点是翻译准确，但需要一些费用。需要注意的是，要确保能在翻译件上加盖翻译章。 　　2) 交由有相关资质的个人翻译：这里的资质指专业英语八级以上或相当的英语资质。这一类的翻译需要翻译者在翻译件上签字，并随翻译件一同提交翻译者的资质证明，如英语专八证书的复印件等。 　　需要注意的是，无论用何种方式进行翻译，最后的翻译件都需要交付学校教务处审核，并盖上教务处红印公章。 　　中英文成绩单格式都有何要求? 　　中文成绩单格式应以学校开具的格式为准。而英文成绩单若是翻译件，格式应参考中文成绩单，能一一对应最佳。 　　总而言之，英国留学成绩单准备很重要的是都要经过就读学校的审核，另外，英国留学成绩单的翻译也是非常重要的，如果有条件的话，交给专业翻译公司比自己DIY要好一些。

榴莲的功效和作用是什么 榴莲的功效和作用是什么，人们应该多吃不同的水果，不同的水果含有的维生素是不同的，每个人的口味不同，喜欢吃的水果也是不同的，很多人都很喜欢吃榴莲，榴莲被人们称作水果之王，下面我告诉大家榴莲的功效和作用是什么。 榴莲的功效和作用是什么1 1、强健身体 榴莲当中含糖量是13%，含淀粉量是11%。这个数字就表明榴莲可以更好地去补充体力，并且榴莲当中含有多种维生素以及矿物质，有利于身体骨骼的发育和身体健康。榴莲特别适合孕妇和老年人食用，对于年轻人来说起到促进发育的作用。 2、增强免疫力 榴莲其实是可以增强免疫力的，榴莲当中含有很多种氨基酸，其中有一种氨基酸叫谷氨酸，这种物质对于人体所需的蛋白质还有糖转化有着非常重要的作用。谷氨酸可以促进新陈代谢，从根本上提高了身体的素质。 3、治疗便秘 榴莲是有很好的疏通肠道治疗便秘的作用，榴莲当中含有非常丰富的膳食纤维，能够促进肠胃的蠕动，把肠道当中一些堆积的物质吸附出来，可以让肠道变得更干净，对于便秘也起到很好的治疗效果。 是需要注意的是，吃完榴莲以后一定要及时喝水，不然纤维素没有办法被人体完全的吸收，但是喝水也不能太多，会对肠胃产生一定的刺激，出现不良的影响。 4、预防高血压 很多人都患上了高血压，而吃榴莲就能够预防这种情况，能够起到调节血压的作用。因为榴莲当中含有钙、钾元素，这些元素能够帮助蛋白质水解，达到治疗高血压的效果。 榴莲的功效和作用是什么2 1、榴莲含有丰富的蛋白质和脂类，对肌体有很好的补养作用，是良好的果品类营养来源。 2、榴莲补益价值相当高，有滋养强身的功用。可治心腹冷痛、胃痛以及皮肤病。用它来炖鸡汤，又香又鲜甜，对体弱、怕寒的老人最滋补。病后及妇女产后也可用来补养身体。如用榴莲的果壳和猪骨头一起煮汤就是民间传统的"食疗秘方。 3、榴莲有特殊的气味，不同的人感受不同。有的人认为其臭不耳闻，有的人认为香气馥郁。榴莲的这种气味有开胃、促进食欲之功效，其中的膳食纤维还能促进肠蠕动。 4、榴莲果肉中含淀粉11%，糖分13%，蛋白质3%，还有脂肪、维生素C以及钙、铁、磷等多种微量元素，营养相当丰富。在榴莲之乡的泰国，经常用榴莲给病后患者、产后的妇女补养身子。 5、榴莲果壳煮骨头汤是很好的滋补品，而果核和内瓤常被用来炖鸡汤，此汤有益补气，能去胃寒，也可做妇女滋补汤。 6、榴莲壳与其他化学物可合成肥皂，还能用作皮肤病药材。 7、榴莲全身都是宝，果核可煮和烤着吃，味道象煮得半熟的甜薯，煮榴莲的水能治疗皮肤敏感性的疮痒。

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榴莲的功效和作用价值 　　榴莲的功效和作用价值，这种食物的功效是非常明显的，很多人都知道它的营养非常的丰富，但是对它的功效作用都还不是很清楚，不是所有的人都可以吃的，清楚榴莲的功效和作用价值，才能更好地生活。 　　榴莲的功效和作用价值1 　　 1、促进血液循环 　　榴莲性热，具有驱寒保暖和缓解女性痛经的作用，寒性体质人群食用后能促进血液循环，升高体温。 　　 2、促进消化吸收 　　榴莲香甜顺滑能改善食欲，而丰富的膳食纤维能促进肠道蠕动，帮助食物消化吸收，加速身体毒素排除。因此适量吃榴莲能开胃消食。 　　 3、美容养颜 　　榴莲含有的多种必须氨基酸和维生素能改善皮肤弹性、提亮肤色和延缓皮肤衰老。 　　 4、增强免疫力 　　榴莲中氨基酸种类齐全，含量丰富。其中谷氨酸参与核酸、蛋白质的合成代谢，能提高机体免疫力，调节体内酸碱平衡，提高机体应激能力。 　　 5、滋补身体 　　榴莲是有名的"滋补水果，有水果之王的美誉，含多种维生素及丰富蛋白质，有益元素锌，其香气成分还可与其他营养成分其协同作用，有益身体，滋补营养，常吃榴莲可健脾补气，补肾壮阳，温暖身体，补益养虚。 　　 6、缓解痛经 　　榴莲性热，食用后可以活血散寒，缓解经痛，特别适合受痛经困扰的女性食用，同时榴莲能改善腹部寒凉、促进体温上升，可以极好的调节寒性体质。 　　 7、防治高血压 　　榴莲果中含有人体必需的矿质元素。其中，钾和钙的含量特别高。钾参与蛋白质、碳水化合物和能量的代谢及物质转运，有助于预防和治疗高血压。 　　榴莲的功效和作用价值2 　　1、榴莲具有强身健体健脾补气，补肾壮阳，温暖身体，滋补有益的功效。榴莲含有大量糖分、淀粉、多种维生素、钙、铁等矿物质，有利于我们骨骼的发育和身体的健康。 　　2、榴莲具有活血散寒、缓解经痛的功效。榴莲，特别适合受痛经困扰的女性食用，并且能很好的改善腹部寒凉、促进体温上升，可以极好的调节寒性体质的朋友。 　　3、榴莲具有开胃、促消化的功效。同时榴莲中富含膳食纤维，可以促进肠蠕动。 　　4、榴莲具有预防和治疗高血压的功效 　　榴莲中含有人体必需的矿质元素——钾和钙元素。钾参与蛋白质、碳水化合物和能量的代谢及物质转运，有助于预防和治疗高血压。 　　5、榴莲的功效与作用也有很好的增强免疫力效果。因为榴莲里面含有多种氨基酸，而其中谷氨酸含量更是特别高，这些氨基酸跟我们体内蛋白质和糖的转化有密不可分的联系，能参与我们的新陈代谢过程，提高我们的身体机能。所以说榴莲的功效与作用有增强我们免疫力的作用，是一点也不假的。

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