求大神帮我写篇英语作文On Fighting Against Drunk Driving,谢谢

这个是酒驾的意思

Directions: Write an English composition in 120-150 words. The composition must be based on the information given below. 醉酒驾车增多的原因 醉酒驾车的危害 如何减少醉酒驾车 (Drunken Driving) Nobody could have failed to notice th...

小题1:B小题2:C小题3:Ａ小题4:Ｂ 试题分析：小题1:这是一道事实细节题。从文章第一段第三行because he drank too much wine可知，故选Ｂ小题2:这是一道推理概括题。从文章第二段第二行可以知道，pay 意为付钱的意思，fine一词应与钱有关，实际上fine 作名词意为罚款，故选 C小题3:这是一道事实细节题。从文章第三自然第一行可以知道。故选Ａ小题4:这是一道事实细节题。从文章第一段第二行、第四行、第三段第二行可以判断CDA是错的，第二段第二行判断B是正确的，故选 B点评：与酒驾相关的文章在媒体上十分多的，也是这近几年人们谈论比较多的，学生对此也很熟悉，理解起来也不是特别难的，但在阅读时一定要细心，尤其其中的一些词：fine,law ,come into use, public service 等。

C

be punished

Directions: Write an English composition in 120-150 words. The composition must be based on the information given below.醉酒驾车增多的原因醉酒驾车的危害如何减少醉酒驾车(Drunken Driving) Nobody could have failed to notice the fact that drunken driving has been a grave problem with which we are confronted. Generally speaking, there are several reasons accounting for the phenomenon. Firstly, recent decades have witnessed the rapid development of people"s living standards. As a result, cars gained ever-increasing popularity and have found their way into our everyday life. Secondly, people participate in more activities or banquets than ever before, where they will drink liquor/strong wine. Then, they may get drunk but continue to drive. Drunken driving is bound to generate severe consequence if we keep turning a blind eye to it. First and foremost, this behavior will directly threaten the safety of drivers, passengers and pedestrians/goers, resulting in traffic accidents, injuries and even deaths. Besides, treating the injured and repairing broken cars mean a grievous waste of money, time and resources. Last but not least, this irresponsible driving will make the road a nightmare, and thus, it will cause serious losses of faith in governments and the society. In view of the seriousness of this problem, effective measures must be taken before things get worse. First, it is essential that the supervisory role of laws and regulations should be strengthened to punish those performing drunken driving. Secondly, the public, especially drivers, should enhance their awareness of public safety. With stringent laws and alert public, it will only a matter of time for drunken driving to become things of past.

答案：A 此题考查不定冠词的用法．联系语境，根据Drunk driving is _______ serious problem可知这里指酒驾是一个严重的问题，强调一个，表泛指；所以应该用不定冠词a或an，由于serious是以辅音音素开头的单词，所以用a．故选A．

twenty-two

Drunk driving this bad behavior not only endanger people"s life safety, but also the formation of extremely bad social impact. In advocating the law society today, become social disharmonious note. The penalty for drunk driving since carrying out, for this behavior was hit severely, but still frequent drunk-driving incident. The main reason is:A driver for drunk driving, the harm of not enough;In two, the penalty for drunk driving and other legal consciousness;In three, the penalty for drunk driving in the implementation of standards is not accurate enough, but also to certain privileged to take advantage of loopholes, provide opportunities for.How to further reduce drunk driving incident, better implementation of drunk driving into criminal law, need from the following several points:First, make more perfect wine driving into the punishment to carry out the standards and practices. This requires the development of legal departments and the law enforcement part of communication, coordination, develop practical, easy to operate the standard.Second, to further increase the drunk driving hazard propaganda, improve the driver and the whole society the legal consciousness of the staff.Third, to further standardize and drive the development of the industry, the relevant departments should pay attention to encourage and guide, best can publish industry codes. Drive the development of the industry to a certain extent to avoid the occurrence of drunk driving behavior.Fourth, law enforcement departments should strictly enforce the law, make no exception, and encourage the broad masses of the people to participate in supervision, establish reporting telephone.The only way to create a safe, harmonious social environment.醉酒驾车这种恶劣的行为不但危害人民的生命安全，而且形成极为恶劣的社会影响。在提倡法治社会的今天，成为社会不和谐的音符。酒驾入刑实施以来，对于这种行为进行了了严厉的打击，但酒驾事件依然频发。究其原因主要是：一、部分驾驶员对酒后驾车的危害性认识不够；二、对酒驾入刑等法律的意识淡薄；三、酒驾入刑的执行标准不够准确，也给某些权贵阶层找关系、钻空子提供机会等。如何进一步减少酒驾事件的发生，更好的实施酒驾入刑的法律规范，需从以下几点：第一，制定更为完善的酒驾入刑的执行标准和操作规范。这需要制定法律的部门与执法部分多沟通、协调，制定切实可行、易于操作的规范程序。第二，进一步加大对酒后驾车危害性的宣传力度，提高驾驶员及全社会人员的法律意识。第三，进一步规范代驾行业的发展，相关部门要注意鼓励和引导，最好能出台行业守则。代驾行业的发展能在一定程度上避免酒后驾车行为的发生。第四，执法部门要严格执法，一视同仁，并鼓励广大人民群众的参与监督，设立举报电话等。只有这样才能建立一个安全、和谐的社会环境。

　　Speaking of drunk driving, I will think of two accidents caused by drunk driving. The first thing that happens is that　　My home downstairs, and the other is to eat at the time of Hangzhou to hear. I first took the first place in my house downstairs in the car accident! That night, I was quietly watching　　Book, all of a sudden, I was a sudden brake sound to break the mood of reading. I rushed to the balcony to see a　　What has happened to the next. I can not see clearly on the balcony, so, I went downstairs to look at　　Because I was too timid to go in the past, so I asked a side of the aunt: "Auntie, what happened　　Thing?" Aunt said to me: "the big truck hit a bike, the bike hit the fly! This is because the goods　　Car driver drunk driving!" And one of the things I"ve heard about in Hangzhou. We were having dinner that day, and suddenly the lights went out.　　We felt very disappointed. So, we packed it up and ate it. Only listen to others said that the truck driver drank a lot of wine　　Turn the steering wheel, accidentally wrong, hit the wire pole, so the electricity was cut off! Through these two things to remind the drivers of the master, do not drink and drive!　　翻译：　　说起酒后驾车，我就会想起两件因酒后驾车引起的车祸。第一件是发生在　　我家楼下的，另外一件是在杭州吃饭的时候听到的。我先来说第一件发生在我家楼下的车祸吧！那天晚上，我正安安静静的看　　书，突然，我被一声急促的刹车声打破了看书的心情。我急忙跑到阳台上去看一　　下，究竟发生了什么事情。我在阳台上看不清楚，于是，我就跑到楼下去看一下　　，由于我很胆小不敢走过去，所以就问了一个旁边的阿姨：“阿姨，发生了什么　　事情了？”阿姨对我说：“大货车撞到自行车了，把自行车撞飞了！这是因为货　　车司机酒后驾车！”还有一件是我在杭州听说的。那天我们正在吃饭，突然，灯全灭了，我　　们感到很扫兴。于是，我们打包出来吃。只听别人说，那个货车司机喝了很多酒　　，不小心把方向盘打错了，撞在了电线杆子上了，所以就停电了！通过这两件事情能够提醒司机师傅们，千万不要酒后驾车！

酒驾是危险的违章酒驾是很危险的违法行为offence这里是违法违章的意思

第一篇：Student Life（学生生活） Speaking of my student life, it"s very interesting. Besides studying, we have many parties at our school for special festivals. Of course, we must study many subjects at school and do homework every day. I receive instructions from my teachers and discuss problems with them.Although sometimes we have many exams in our student life, it can be good for us. Everyone hates exams, but it helps us realize how much we"ve learned from school. Just enjoy your student life. It goes by fast.第二篇：Let"s Remove Drunk Driving（消除酒醉驾车）Drunk driving is big problem we must work out. Because it is not good for our society. To solve this problem, I came up with many ideas, we could fine drunk drivers much more money. Second, we must make signs reminding people that it is wrong to drink and drive. Finally, we can promulgate the drunk driver"s name. People always care about their honor, so it will be a very useful way to stop them from drunk driving.第三篇：Haste Makes Waste 欲速则不达 The proverb "Haste makes waste" means that one may delay the time to complete one thing if he rushes to do it, because he may neglect something important in the process and has to do it again from the beginning. Therefore one should do every step well. There is no shortcut. Just like remembering words. If you want to stuff all the words into your brain and mot to revise them, you will remember nothing. So don"t be hasty. Haste makes waste.第四篇： My Idol（我的偶像） David Tao is my favorite pop singer who is good at R&B and rook music. He was born in Taiwan and living in America now. He speaks both English and Chinese well. I like his talent. Because he can not only sing good songs but also write beautiful compositions. He is a person of uncommon brilliance. I am sorrowful because he has a girlfriend whose name is Melody. But I will give them my best wishes. I will always support David Tao.第五篇：My Favorite Animal（我最喜爱的动物）My favorite animal is dolphin. They live in the ocean and good at swimming. Dolphins are cute and beautiful. They not only swim fast, but are also smart. Most of dolphins" color is gray, only a small number of it are white. Though they look like fish, they are mammals. Because of their high IQ, dolphins can be trained by people. They can learn things very quickly and do all the actions accurate. They are very friendly, so I love them very much.第六篇：The Earth——Our Mother The earth is like our mother. She gives life to all the living things on the earth. Once she was beautiful and rich, but now she becomes dirty and poor. Polluted rivers , the destruction of the forests and wild life, and the depletion of the ozone layer…It is due to what we have done to her. Floods, draughts, acid rain…, these are the punishments from nature. We should save the earth so as to save ourselves.

There are several ways to prevent drunk driving.First, you can eat some steamed bread before drinking, so that to prevent the absorption of drinking things.Second, you can go to some milk to form the protection film.Third, you can also have some greasy food which will also form a protection film.and there is also another tips, that is don"t mix the wines. anyway, the best way to prevent drunk is never drinking.

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Zhang Ming was punished twice for drunk driving.

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How can we improve our listening abilityMy views are as follows. 　　First of all, learn English step by step. It is no use listening to anything beyond your level. So don"t choose materials that are too difficult for you. Secondly, stick to one series of textbooks. Work hard at them until you master them. Thirdly, listen to English programmes every day to enjoy native English. Finally, you can learn to sing some English songs so that you won"t feel bored with English study. 　　All in all, where there is a will, there is a way. When you develop good listening habits, your listening ability will improve quickly. 　　Drunk driving 　　Nowadays, drunk driving is becoming a heated topic among people in China. Here, I"d like to air my views about it. 　　As is known to us all, drunk driving is a sort of terrible behavior that will threaten the safety of people, including the driver himself. Many of the traffic accidents caused by drunk driving have brought about traffic jams, injuries and even death. Besides, a great deal of money has to be spent treating the injured and repairing the broken cars, which means a waste of money. 　　I strongly suggest effective measures be taken before things get worse. Laws and regulations should be strengthened to punish those performing drunk driving. Meanwhile, the public, especially drivers, should be more aware of public safety. I hope by doing so, drunk driving can be things of past. 　　confidence 　　According to my survey, the students in our class appear to lack self-confidence. The reasons can be listed as follows. 　　First of all, students don"t communicate enough with each other. Secondly, the high expectations from parents are another cause of the problem. Thirdly, there are some improper evaluation methods in our school. Which cause the students to feel stressed. 　　It"s high time that something was done to solve the problem. 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Once heard: the chef is hungry, if I became a chef, is a very happy thing, but also can set up shop when the boss, I have reached this great desire 高一的英语作文 篇4 　　 向国外的朋友介绍鲁迅 　　魏明的美国朋友杰克开始学习中国文学，来信询问鲁迅其人及其作品。魏明回信介绍鲁迅： 　　1.鲁迅是著名的中国作家。他不仅是作家，思想家，还是中国现代文学的开创者。 　　2.他的小说被译成多种文字，被制成电影，如《阿Q正传》、《祝福》这两部影片深刻地揭露了旧社会。毛主席对他有高度评价。他的一些作品还被选入了中学和大学课本。 　　3.认为读鲁迅鲁迅作品对他很有益处。 　　As it is known to us all ,LuXun is a famous Chinese writer. He is not only a writer, thinker, but also the founder of Chinese Literature . He wrote many classic novels and his stories, which are translated many languages, were made into film,such as The True Story of AH Q and The New Year"s Sacrifice,which deeply showed people"s suffering in the old days. 　　Because of his achievement to Chinese literature, Chairman Mao spoke highly of him. Besides, some of his works were selected into the text books in high school and university. I think you"ll gain a lot from reading his works. 高一的英语作文 篇5 　　My hometown is in the southeast of Shandong， a seaside village. 　　It is a small village. There are about 600 people. Most of them are peasants. They mainly plant wheat， corn and cotton. Some of them often go fishing in the sea. 　　Great changes have taken place in the past ten years. Now the peasants here use tractors in their work. A lot of new buildings have appeared. Many families own fridges and some even have air-conditioners. In the evening they watch TV as the people in cities do. 　　There is a primary school in the village. Most of the peasants" children are studying in college now. 　　Everyone together for the future of my hometown, to contribute their strength. I believe that my parents more and more beautiful, everyone will have a very rich. 　　I love my home town. I believe she will become more and more beautiful in the future.

　　当和相熟的人一起去喝酒的时候，你该怎么表达呢?下面，一起来练习下面这些英语口语。 　　How about a drink? 去喝一杯怎么样? 　　That"s a great idea. 　　I need a drink. 我想去喝一杯. 　　Would you like to have a drink after work?下班以后去喝一杯怎么样? 　　I"m afraid I"m busy tonight. 　　Do you have any beer?有啤酒吗? 　　Sure. What kind do you want? 　　Two bottles of beer, please.请来两瓶啤酒. 　　Two beers, please. 　　One whiskey with water, please. 　　请来杯掺水的.威士忌. . 　　What kind of snacks should we have?小吃(要什么下酒菜呢?) 　　I"ll leave it up to you. 你看着办吧。 　　Let"s forget about work and have some fun.让我们忘了工作痛快一会吧. 　　Let"s get our minds off of work and have a good time. 　　Let"s take our minds off of work. 　　Cheers!干杯! 　　What are you drinking?你喝什么呢? 　　I like to go barhopping. 　　我喜欢换酒馆喝. 　　*hop一蹦一蹦地 　　The first sip is the best! 啜饮 　　(第一口最舒坦了) 　　The first gulp is the best! 吞饮 　　The first taste is the greatest! 　　Nothing beats this! 这个最好。 　　Would you like a refill? 再加满 　　(再来一杯怎么样?) 　　Would you like more? 　　How about a refill? 　　Would you like one more? 　　Would you like another cup? 　　Another beer, please.再来一瓶啤酒. 　　One more beer, please. 　　This whiskey is strong. 这种威士忌挺冲. 　　How do you like sake? 日本酒怎么样? 　　It"s strong. 酒劲儿大. 　　I"m drunk. 我喝醉了. 　　Let me drive you home. 　　I feel a little tipsy. *tipsy微醉的 　　(我觉得有点醉了.) 　　I"m slightly drunk. 　　I"m loaded. 喝醉了、大醉 　　I"m wasted. 　　Drink moderately. 喝酒要适可而止. 　　Don"t overdo it. 　　Please don"t drink too much. 　　I get drunk easily. 我的酒量小 .“酒后驾车”是drunk driving。 　　I get drunk quickly. 　　I"m a heavy drinker. 我的酒量大。 　　I drank too much.我喝得太多了. 　　I had too much to drink. 　　I should have drunk less. 　　我不该喝这么多的. 　　I shouldn"t have drunk this much. 　　I have a hangover. 头天的酒还没醒. *hangover“宿醉”

A: Are you ok ? Are you sure you can drive?B: I am sure! I haven"t drunk too much. I can control the car! Don"t worry.C: I am sure you can drive the car now. But I am not sure if there are cops on the road.B: It"s too late. Cops are all sleeping now.C:I think cops are all driving to home for sleeping now. You had better be careful!A: I really hate that I haven"t got my driving license yet. I am only the person who haven"t drunk any alcohol.B: What a pity! I really worry about the cops waiting on the road.C: You had better pay attention to the pedestrains and cars on the road, not to the cops only. Have you noticed that your car isn"t moving in the straight line.A: Oh, my god! There"s a cop!P: Stop and get off the car! I need to check!B: Oh no! Bad Luck!A: Make a wish that the cop were a idiot!P: I need to give you a alcohol test! Please blow to the equiments!A: Let me do it! P: You are not the driver! C: Yes, he is! You looked the wrong person.P: Did I ?A: Yep! Let me do it! See! I am not drunk!P: I got night blindness before. Perhaps I was wrong!C: So can we go now?P: Yep! you can! But I have to check the driving license before you go.B passed his driving license to the cop and drive the car away. C:

These accidents have drawn attention to the problem of drunk driving

　　美国留学，作为一个歪果仁，难免会碰到一些紧急情况。下面为你解析美国留学要记住的救命电话，指不定那天你就用上了呢。 　　911 　　911，美国紧急求助中心。普通民众遇到火灾、急救，或者生命财产受到威胁的情况，直接拨打这个号码，系统能够根据拨打电话的信号，自动锁定位置，调度附近警力、消防局或救护车前往，给予及时救助。 　　哪些情况可以拨打911? 　　1. 失火 (fire) 　　2. 食物中毒 (poison) 　　3. 中枪 (gun shoot) 　　4.犯罪行为，尤其是正在进行中的 (crime) 　　5. 入室行窃(burglary) 　　6. 抢劫 (robbery) 　　7.车祸 (car crash) 　　8. 酒后驾车 (drunk driving) 　　9. 需要救护车 (ambulance) 　　10.心脏病发作、休克等紧急医疗情况 (medical emergency) 　　拨打步骤 　　遇到紧急情况，直接拨打“911”即可，可能会听到录音答复，这时候请不要马上挂断，耐心等待调度员。如果是在没有911服务的区域，可拨“0”来产生联络。 　　电话接通后，要快速指明事发地点，如果无法准确描述出事地点，可以选择就近的公用电话亭拨打电话，调度中心的电脑会显示报案电话号码和地点。通话过程中，一定要确保紧急救助中心已经明确掌握了事件发生地点等基本情况，并在调度员提示挂线之后，再挂断电话。 　　对于英文口语不太好的人也不用担心，不论是911还是警局，都会提供24小时的翻译服务，只要在电话接通之后，重复说“Chinese”，警局会启用线上翻译服务，或想办法找懂得中文的接线员来接听电话。 　　如果误拨911，请不要马上挂断，而要如实传达自己误拨的情况，否则，调度员可能会以为已经发生事故，而派遣警察到你拨打电话的地方。 　　 非紧急情况不要拨打911 　　不要过度依赖911，如果是在当地生活或长时间学习、工作，应该在手机中存储当地警局电话。如果遇到家中水管破裂，发生轻微车祸等非紧急事项，应该选择拨打当地警局电话，而不是911。 　　警方表示：911的电话线路有限，非紧急情况报警，会造成时间和人力资源的极大浪费，还有可能会耽误真正需要帮助的人的紧急求救。 　　311 　　311：非紧急市政服务专线。311可以算的上是911系统的强力辅助，主要处理非紧急事件，包括水电，交通，道路，卫生等一系列生活问题，不仅能向政府提意见，还提供多种语言翻译，服务贴心，实打实的“市民大管家”。 　　哪些情况可以拨打311? 　　1.道路坑洼(potholes) 　　2.垃圾回收(trash collection) 　　3.停车执法(parkingenforcement) 　　4.非法倾倒(illegal dumping) 　　5.路灯维修(street lightrepair) 　 　311如何运作? 　　311市民服务系统以城市为单元，每个城市所建设的311 系统基本可以联动所有的政府管理相关部门，实现为市民提供各类政府信息和服务咨询，以及公共事务的办理。 　　如果市民向311提交问题，311首先会把事件的基本信息以及所遇到的问题记录在电脑里面，并会将其遇到的问题和政府相关部门联系起来并抄送给他们。 连线员会告知打来电话的人大概需要多长时间来解决问题，并给他一个序号。通过这个序号，求助人可随时致电311并询问问题的进展情况。 　　“不眠机构”311 　　311机构深受美国民众的喜爱，被称为“不眠机构”。 每天24小时，一年365天随时为市民服务。311服务纽约地区执行主任乔·莫里斯在接受人民网美国公司记者专访时表示：“311每天大概要接收5万3千多个电话。在纽约地区，一年内能接到超过2亿多个电话，有大概200万人登陆网站进行查询。冬天人们主要询问为什么没有暖气和热水，夏天则是抱怨噪音很烦恼。” 　　 411 　　411：美国本地区查号台，相当于我国的114。你可以通过411查到美国任何一家机构或者公司的电话，甚至可以查询电影上映的影院和播放时间。 　　如何拨打411? 　　电话接通后，首先要告诉接线员你想查的是哪个城市哪个州，然后再说明要查什么，接线员会先为你报号，再帮你把电话转接过去。所以你拨打本地的查号台可以查到全美的任何一家机构的电话。 　　不过这是付费电话，还是以分钟计费的，具体价格视服务商的收费方式而定(接通费$0.39-$1.99)。 　　511 　　511：美国出行资讯电话。被誉为出行小帮手，民众可以通过拨打511，报告交通状况、查询旅游相关信息、天气情况等等。511系统还为听力障碍和非英语用户提供信息服务。 　　 哪些情况可以拨打511? 　　1.道路信息：交通事故、路段拥堵、道路施工; 　　2.公共交通信息：可根据语音提示获取某一城市的公共交通信息、运营者情况及电话，还包括票价、轮渡时刻表、失物招领、残疾人出行信息等; 　　3.天气信息; 　　4.预警信息; 　　5.出行信息，与旅游服务网站、航空公司等相连，可以提供旅游相关信息。 　　部分郡县的高速公路也可拨打511请求道路救援服务，目前已知加州洛杉矶、圣地牙哥和湾区可提供爆胎援助、发动汽车、加一加仑的油、短程拖车等服务，皆为免费。 　 　12308 　　12308:外交部全球领事保护与服务应急呼叫中心，为中国公民提供24小时领事保护与服务的领事保护热线。 　　如何拨打12308? 　　12308主要是为了遇到紧急情况的求助人提供领保应急指导与咨询，必要时协调有关驻外使领馆跟进处理。如果你在国外拨打这个电话，一般需要拨打“086+10+12308”，或者拨打“0086-10-59913991”，如果遇到非常紧急的情况，拨通后，按“0”，再按“9”，就可以直接转接到人工服务。 　　 "12308"小程序界面 　　外交部22日举行发布会，正式推出12308微信版——全新升级的“领事直通车”微信公众号和全新推出的“外交部12308”小程序。今后，在海外的中国公民除了可以继续拨打“外交部全球领事保护与服务应急呼叫中心”12308热线外，还可通过微信平台实时咨询和求助，以方便在海外的中国公民根据自身情况选择最合理恰当的求助方式。 　　不论是在海外旅行、学习或生活，小伙伴们首先需要注意的就是自身安全问题，遵守交通规则，管好随身财物，避免深夜出行，谨慎对待可能存在的安全隐患。即使遇到特殊的危险情况或难以解决的难题，也不要惊慌失措，选择合适的救助方式，可以帮助你轻松解决问题哦～ 　　最后，给大家提供一些可能需要的重要求救电话： 　　1-800-672-2296 怀孕协助电话 　　(Prenancy Helpline) 　　1-800-799-7233 家庭暴力热线 　　(Domestic Violence Hot Line) 　　1-800-540-4000 儿童受疟与忽视 　　(Child Abuse & Neglect) 　　1-800-520-2356 亚太法律援助中心国语专线 　　(Asian Pacific American Legal Center) 　　1-800-339-3940 亚太家庭庇护所CPAF热线 　　1-800-422-4453 失踪与受剥削儿童中心 　　(Center for Missing & Exploited Children) 　　1-800-843-5678 老人照顾协助电话 　　(Senior / Elderly Care Helpline) 　　1-800-677-1116 艾滋病协助电话 　　(HIV-AIDS Helpline)

小题1:B小题2:C小题3:A小题4:B小题5:B 试题分析：2011年5月9日,高晓松饮醉酒驾车而被关进监狱6个月,并罚款.从当年的5月1日起,中国法律规定凡是醉酒驾车的司机都要受到惩罚,并处以5年以上的禁驾.法律还规定酒驾是违法行为.这种规定在西方许多国家早就实行了.小题1:细节理解题，根据文中语句“the famous musician Gao Xiaosong ran his car into three other cars in Beijing, because he drank(饮酒) too much.”理解可知。高晓松因醉酒驾车而出现撞车事故,故选B.小题2:细节理解题，根据文中语句““I am so sorry for that and I want to ask people around me not to drive after drinking,” Gao said.”理解可知。高晓松知道自己错了,故选C.小题3:细节理解题，根据文中语句“From May 1 on, drunk drivers have to pay some money, and they can"t drive for five years or more.”理解可知。法律的新政策在2011年5月1日施行,故选A.小题4:细节理解题，根据文中语句“In the U.S. , if the police catch(捉住) a drunk driver, the driver will pay money, lose his or her driving license(驾照) and even go to prison.”理解可知。在美国,酒驾的司机要罚款,吊销驾照并且入狱,故选B.小题5:理解归纳题，通读全文语句理解可知，新法律对酒驾是非常严格的，故选B。点评：有关酒驾在当今社会是非常热的话题，尤其是在中国，最严厉的交通法规一出台引起人们的热议。高晓松的事件更是起了推波助澜的作用。本文主要介绍了新法规的具体规定，与美国的交通法规基本一致。

Mothers Against Drunk Driving 简称 MADD 它成立于1980年，当时一名加利福尼亚州的少女被酒后开车的司机撞死，女孩的母亲为了制止酒后驾车，开始四处开展社会活动，提倡禁止酒后驾车，得到社会响应和赞助，成立了这个协会。目前，协会有会员500余人，分布美国各地。在协会的倡导下，很多州都就酒后驾车问题制订了严厉的法规。

It"s appalling!My uncle got a traffic incident due to drunk driving yesterday night.He had been in a local hotel having a dinner with his friends.They drunk a lot!My uncle lost his mind to insist driving his car by himself.Then the tragic happened,he got hit a tree.Finally the police came and withdrew his driving license.What a tragic!

Questions added: with the rapid development of economy, more and more people begin to buy cars, but with the increase of private cars, air pollution and noise pollution is increasingly serious, because some drivers driving experience inadequacy, cause traffic jam or accident, and drunk driving accident, cause, harm to the safety of people travel, I think the government should increased scrutiny and punish strength, enhance drivers" safety awareness

It is Important to Drive Safely Now, there are many people having cars. Many people go out will drive their cars. Because people and cars are becoming more and more, the roads are seemed smaller and smaller. It is easy to appear accidents because of peopleu2019s carelessness. For example, drunk driving, absent-minded, and some other carelessness will lead to car accident. People need to aware the importance of driving safely and pay attention to their behavior. Only in this way, the injury can be reduced. People will have less sadness. The world will be more beautiful.

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In modern society, the problem of heavy traffic has aroused a wide concern. Concerning with this problem, different people hold different opinions. As far as I am concerned, to solve this problem, we need to begin with the following steps.在古代社会，交通拥堵的成绩曾经惹起了普遍的关注。关于这个成绩，不同的人有不同的观念。我觉得要处理这个成绩我们需求从以下步骤开始。First, limiting the number of private cars is a significant step to solve the problem of heavy traffic. Private car occupies a larger space and it is responsible for traffic jam to a large extent. Less private cars will accelerate the flow of traffic. Second, it is also a good means to open up the special roads for buses. By doing this, the phenomenon that the buses block the street when passengers get on or get off the buses will not occur again. At the same time, it will upgrade the efficiency of buses. Finally, reinforcing punish toward the over-speed cars and drunk driving so as to reduce the rate of traffic accident, and then decrease traffic jam.首先，限制私家车的数量是处理交通拥堵成绩的重要一步。私家车占据了较大的空间，在很大水平上它要对交通梗塞担任。私家车会放慢运输量。第二，为公共汽车树立特殊路途也是一个好办法。这样的话，乘客从公共汽车上下车障碍了马路的景象不会再发作。同时，也会提升公交车的效率。最初，增强惩罚超速和酒后驾驶的汽车来降低交通事故的发作率，并加重交通梗塞。To put it in a nutshell, only we put the above advice into practice together can we solve the problem of heavy traffic.简而言之，我们只要把以上建议一同付诸实际操作我们才干处理交通拥堵的成绩。

Don"t Drive: The Importance of Not Getting Behind the WheelDriving is a common activity in our daily lives, but it"s not always the best choice. There are many reasons why you might choose not to drive, whether it"s because you"re tired or under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Here are some of the most important reasons why you should never get behind the wheel if you don"t absolutely have to.The Risks of Distracted DrivingOne of the biggest dangers of driving is distracted driving. There are many things that can distract you while you"re behind the wheel, from your phone to the radio to your passengers. If you"re distracted, you"re more likely to make mistakes or miss important signals on the road. This can put you and other drivers in danger and increase the risk of accidents.Additionally, distracted driving is illegal in many states and can result in serious consequences. If you"re caught texting or using your phone while driving, you can be fined or even jailed. It"s not worth the risk.The Dangers of Driving Under the InfluenceAnother major risk of driving is driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol. This impairs your judgement and slows your reaction time, making you more likely to make mistakes on the road. It"s also illegal and can result in serious consequences if you"re caught. You can face fines, jail time, and even permanent loss of your driver"s license. If you"re going to drink or use drugs, always have a designated driver or plan to take a taxi or public transportation.The Environmental ImpactDriving also has a negative impact on the environment. Cars emit harmful pollutants into the air, contributing to air pollution and climate change. Additionally, cars require gasoline or other fossil fuels to operate, which are non-renewable resources. By choosing not to drive, you can reduce your carbon footprint and help protect the planet.ConclusionNot driving is an important choice that can have positive impacts on your safety, legal standing, and the environment. By avoiding distracted driving, drunk driving, and unnecessary trips, you can make the world a safer and more sustainable place for everyone.

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Yesterday afternoon,I happened to see a traffic accident from the schools in our way to the hotel.It was five thirty in the afternoon,I was walking on the way to the hotel.When I got to the zebra crossing,traffic light.So I stopped,waiting for the vehicle through the dragon. At the same time,heavy load truck roared to a car hit up.The results,a car"s windshield is broken into pieces,the truck driver suffered a head injury.Also,the driver of the car was badly injured,and soon the 110 and 120 are to the scene,the scene of the accident promptly processed. For the cause of the accident,I think,the driver of the truck should bear the responsibility:he should be in the yellow light when decelerating the vehicle; the eager to overtaking.This is he broke the occupation drivers with basic elements.In addition,part of the reason for the bad weather.It"s drizzling now,but the road is slippery.Finally,drunk driving may be an important factor,but luckily,both drivers did this accident to pay the cost of life.

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话说，我写好久的。求采纳！！xxx Nowdays,There have been an increasing number of traffic accidents. Traffic safety, fastens the end house. According to reports that many accidents are caused due to people for violating traffic rules. In order to keep everyone"s security, we must remember the traffic rules.Now I talk about what I know. First,many people are running the red light, disregard of traffic police, speed and drunk driving and so on.Those phenomenons are so risk for us.We must to be so careful to this problems.They are so dangrous. Next,I want to tell you my opinons.We should be do many things like pay attention to traffic safety,punish the offenders. Last but not least, I hope we can have a good futere .And I believe we can do it. Best wishes! Yours LI Hua

深夜，笨嘴正在甜蜜的睡梦中，突然，电话铃响了。笨嘴不耐烦的拿起电话：“喂，谁呀？”“妈妈，你回来吧？”一个稚嫩的声音传来。笨嘴一听就明白了，是一个小孩在深夜叫妈妈回家，把电话打错了，打到了他这里来了。笨嘴便安抚了一下小孩，然后倒头又睡下了。就在笨嘴朦朦胧胧刚要睡着时，电话又响了。这又是谁呀？深更半夜的还让人睡觉不！笨嘴气愤的又拿起电话。“妈妈，你快回来吧！”又是那个稚嫩的声音。笨嘴一听那个气呀，简直就要气炸了，但他不能对一个小孩子发脾气呀，他忍住了，耐心的向小孩说：你打错电话了，请不要再打电话了好吗？经过一番的交流，小孩终于同意不再打电话了。笨嘴心想这下可以安安稳稳的睡一觉了，就在他刚睡着时电话又响了。笨嘴气的拿起电话就吼叫道，这时里面传来一位温柔的女人声音：“对不起，孩子小，打错电话耽误你睡觉了！”啊~~~~~

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Alcoholisadrugandyoucanbecomeaddictedtoit.Alcoholchangesthewayyourmindandyourbodywork.Evenonebeercanslowyourreactionsandconfuseyourthinking.Thismeansanythingthatrequiresconcentrationandcoordination--likedriving--isdangerouswhenyouvehadadrink.Alcoholalsochangesthewayyouact.Itcanmakeyouletgoofthefeelingsthatkeepyoufromdoingthingsyouknowareriskyordangerous.Thiscanleadyoutomakebaddecisions--likehavingunsafesexordrivingwhenyouknowyoushouldnt.Youmightthinkthatitwonthappentoyou,buteveryoneknowssomeonewhohassaidthatandthenendeduphurt.Alcoholcanruinyourhealth.Themoreyoudrink,themoredamageisdone.Youcangetalcoholpoisoningifyoudrinktoomuch.Asthelevelofalcoholinyourbloodrises,thechemicalsinyourbodycancausevomitingorseizures,oryoumaypassout.Cirrhosisoftheliverisoneofthemostwell-knowneffectsofalcoholabuse.Cirrhosisstopstheliverfrombeingabletocleanthetoxins(poisons)outofyourbody.Alcoholcanalsocausestomachulcersthatleadtointernalbleeding.Televisionandradiomakeitseemeasytoavoidalcohol,butthismaynotbethecaseforyou.Youmaybefacingpressurefromyourfriendswhodrink,youmaybestressedout,oryoumaythinkthatdrinkingwillmakeyoupopular.Whateveryourreasons,rememberthatalcoholcanharmyourbody.Ifyoufeeluncomfortableinasituationandneedhelpsayingno,getthesupportyouneed.Talktoyourfamilydoctororanotheradultyoutrust.Returntotop

病人对心理医生说：这几天，我感觉身边的女人都象一个个SARS“病痪”。我应该怎么办？ 　　1、前妻是治愈“病例”。 　　2、老婆是死亡“病例”。 　　3、情人是临床“病例”。 　　4、小蜜是确诊“病例”。 　　5、小姐是疑似“病例”。 　　心理医生回答：远离女人！珍爱健康！男生调戏女生后，老师的经典评语! 小学一年级： 　　　　在女同学面前脱裤子，女同学说是调戏她们！ 　　　　老师语录：“流氓不可怕，就怕流氓没文化！所以你要好好学习，天天向上，争做“有文化，有知识，有学问，有才气”的四有流氓！” 　　小学二年级： 　　　　拍女同学的屁股！ 　　　　老师语录：“不打她，不骂她，要用感情折磨她！才是调戏女生的至高境界，你要努力提高自己的调戏品位了” 　　小学三年级： 　　　　摸女同学的脸，结果被女同学把我的脸抓花！ 　　　　老师语录：“爱情诚可贵，生命价更高，留的青山在，不怕没柴烧！切记，珍惜生命，远离美女！” 　　小学四年级： 　　　　拉女同学的手，被拒绝，学习成绩直线下降！ 　　　　老师语录：“中华儿女千千万，一个不行接着换，你没有采到的只是春天的一朵花，整个春天还是属于你的，不要灰心，要屡战屡败，屡败屡战！” 　　小学五年级： 　　　　调戏女同学不成，反被调戏！ 　　　　老师语录：“男生不流氓，发育不正常，你还被女生调戏了，看来必须要参加体育锻炼，增强体质了，没事来老师家擦擦玻璃，拖拖地也是好的！” 无厘头：笑不笑由你 逃课最拽的N条理由 最体面的理由：我长得太帅，外班女生上课时总看我。　　最实事求是的理由：教授太难看，影响我的视力。　　最拍马屁的理由：女老师们太漂亮了，总让我魂不守舍。　　最无聊的理由：我同桌不陪我聊天。　　最可耻的理由：中午吃得太多，坐着难受。　　最伤心的理由：我们系最漂亮的女生跟一个还不如我四分之一帅(我个人看法)的男生在我眼前谈恋爱，这课我能上吗？　　最关心自己的理由：昨夜喝得太多，我怕影响身体，所以不能上早课了。　　最时髦的理由：我跟我网上第7位恋人约好今天下午海誓山盟。　　最是理由的理由：我同学准备用欠我的钱请我吃饭，因为他不准备还钱了。　　最廉价的理由：今天帮同学家扛大白菜。　　最蛮横的理由：今天我不爽，就是不上了。　　最无奈的理由：我的几双袜子已经半个月没洗了，今天没的穿，只好在家待着。　　最支持打假的理由：廉价羊肉串吃得太多，今天早上拉的我起不来床。　　最身不由己的理由：外班的哥们要向我这全系最年轻的台球王子(自封的)挑战，不得不去应酬。　　最丢面子的理由：走路看美女不小心摔坏了眼镜，不得不去修。　　最令人敬仰的理由：今天我去学雷锋。　　最受挫折的理由：我失恋了，罢课一天。　　最胡说八道的理由：爹要娶妻，娘要嫁人。　　最侮辱教育部的理由：学校的桌椅太硬，影响我的睡眠质量。　　最荒诞的理由：外星人要入侵，我在给超人缝裤头。　　最天真的理由：昨夜我数了一夜的星星。　　最不忘本的理由：今天去动物园看猴。　　最进步的理由：我拣了一元钱，找了一天的警察叔叔。　　最令人同情的理由：我迷路了，碰见女流氓了。　　最病态的理由：我刷了一天牙。　　最具爱国精神的理由：我去美国领事馆游行示威，纪念我驻南使馆被炸！。　　最吹牛的理由：安南找我有事。　　最挨不着边的理由：我们家邻居要生小孩。　　最变态的理由：每个月总有那么几天不舒服。　　最大无谓的理由：今天“9·18”我找日本人玩命去。　　最童话的理由：我请花木兰吃肯德基。　　最流氓的理由：孔老二请我喝花酒。　　最讽刺宗教的理由：我给和尚介绍对象。　　最抽象的理由：一头带眼镜的驴在街上画画，我在旁边看了一天。　　最幸福的理由：上学的路上有美女骚扰我。　　最不可能的理由：为了保护国家财产，我同犯罪分子斗争了一天！　　最不诚实的理由：我领红领巾少先队员过马路被车撞了。　　最遭罪的理由：我家的手纸用光了，我在厕所里坐到我妈下班。　　最臭美的理由：我照了一天镜子，梳了一天我的板寸。　　最梦游的理由：今天我和李莲英去跟八国联军谈判。落榜　　高考结束，几个失意者……　　绣花针：唉！都怨自己。第一科没考好，老是乱想，结果后几科也没考好。像我这么小的心“眼”儿，能上“线”就怪了。　　衣服：那衣架(议价)大学更难考。我好几科都挂上面了，上衣挂了，帽子挂了，就连裤子也挂了。一连挂掉三科，你说我能考上吗？　　窗帘：嘿嘿，俺始终挂，考啥挂啥，谁让俺是窗帘呢！哎，听说鸭子竟然考上衣架大学了，他平常学习不好啊！难道他有啥好办法？　　衣服：唉！有时候赶鸭子上架，也是没办法的办法啊！　　现象讽刺　　母女俩看《射雕》连续剧。　　女儿：妈咪，为啥现在街上的乞丐那么多呀？我都不愿上街玩儿了。　　妈妈：啊……你没看《射雕》吗？他们也和《射雕》里一样，是丐帮的。　　女儿：那为啥街上的小狗狗也那么多呢？我都不敢上街玩儿了。　　妈妈：啊……这个……噢！因为现代丐帮没有打狗棒嘛！　　女儿：……理发师　　又一面食店。众面食做生意赔本，发誓不再“面”下去，正讨论新开个美发店，准备东山再起……　　方便面：本人一直研究烫发，水平也不错。　　挂面：不喜欢烫发的，鄙人负责把头发给她拉直。　　花卷：偶能把头发盘起来，新娘子好喜欢哦！　　饺子：咱给新郎来个中分，咋样？　　蛋糕：你们说说，我是把头发　染成红色好还是黄色好？　　馒头：俺、俺只会理光头；但、但俺寻思，能像俺们这样下定决心从头开始的人，一般都不会太面！开学点名就能把老师气死某学校开学点名，有一个班主任别出心裁，对学生说：“我念学号，你们自己报一下名字，这样大家就认识了，好不好？” 　　“001号！” 　　“报告老师，我姓焦，我叫焦配。”　老师有点晕，问道：“这是谁给你取的？” 　　“我爹。”　“你爹是干什么的？” 　　“开种猪厂的！” 上课点名的尴尬(绝对爆笑) 　　“002号！” 　　一个女生站起来：“报告老师，我姓张，我叫张德开。” 　　“003号！” 　　“报告老师，我是张德开的孪生弟弟，我叫张不开。”　“这是谁给你们起的名？” 　　“是我爸，他是卖钳子的。”　老师赶紧喝了口水。 　　“004号！” 　　“报告老师，我姓区（这个字念”欧”）我叫区夜，这是我妈给我取的名，她说生我的时候刚好打爆了一个电脑游戏。”　老师的心脏有点不舒服了。 　　“005号！” 　　“报告老师，干你娘！”　“你怎么骂人啊？！” 　　“没有啊！老师，我是说我姓甘，叫甘妮酿，我老爸是造酒的。”　老师吃了一片药。 　　“006号！” 　　“老师，我姓苟，叫苟不理。” 　　“你老爸是开包子铺的吧？！” 　　“老师，您真聪明！”　老师已经有点站不稳了。 　　“007号！” 　　“我姓蒯（读快，发第三声。）叫蒯货。” 　　“你别告诉我你老爸是开货栈的。” 　　“老师，你可真老土了，我老爸是拉皮条的。”　老师的嘴角已经渗出了血。 　　“008号！” 　　“老师，你去死！”　“什么？你说什么？！” 　　“我是说我姓倪，叫倪去寺。 我老妈是个信佛的人，我的名字有意思吧？” 　　“有意思，有意思。”　老师快哭出来了。 　　“009号！” 　　“老师，下回说。”　“为什么要下回说，你现在就说！” 　　“不是的啦！老师，我姓夏，叫夏汇烁，我老爸是个说评书的。”　老师已经感到天旋地转了。 　　”010号！” 　　“老师，我姓高，叫高完。” 　　“我姓阴，叫阴敬。” 　　“我姓梅，叫梅良心。” 　　“我姓吴，叫吴晴。” 　　“我姓毛，叫毛蓉蓉。”………… 　　老师仰天长哮：“天啊，我碰上了一群什么学生啊！”老师口喷鲜血，倒地气绝。

可能你考试的时候会经常碰到要写关于英文 邀请函 的 范文 ，该怎么办呢?下面就让我带大家看看一系列的初二英语写邀请函范文，望大家采纳。 初二英语写邀请函范文模板 Dear parents: Hello! Thank you for your concern, understanding and support for all the work of our school. On this season when the red osmanthus is fragrant and the golden wind is shining, I would like to extend my best wishes to you and your family. As time goes by, your children have been studying and living in the big family of Guang Hai Middle School for half a semester. In order to give you a comprehensive report on your children"s study, life and thoughts in school, discuss their future together, further strengthen family-school ties and communication, and enhance friendship, so as to improve the management level of education and teaching in our school and enable your children to grow up healthily and study happily in Guang Hai Middle School. The school is planning to hold a parent-teacher meeting on Saturday, November 12, at 2: 10 p.m in the classrooms of all classes. Sincerely invite you to take time out of your busy schedule to visit our school, then we will sincerely communicate with you and jointly build a platform for home-school cooperation. Please also put forward your valuable opinions on the school"s education and teaching work and sincerely thank you. Warm Tip: In view of the frequent road traffic accidents and the weak awareness of civilized traffic among students ( especially students ), in order to ensure the safe travel of children, the school specially organizes students to carry out traffic safety education and sign safety responsibility documents at the early stage. Now please also take the responsibility of guardian, actively cooperate with the school to strengthen safety education for children, improve their self-protection awareness, and set an example for children and be a civilized person. 1. I hope all parents will abide by the traffic regulations when going out, and do not commit any illegal acts such as drunk driving or drunk driving. Children should designate stops to wait for buses when they enter school, do not rush red lights, cross roads and other dangerous actions, and pay attention to the time when they enter school and leave school. 2. Parents of all students should educate their children to wait at designated points on time, get on and off in an orderly manner, and do not play, jostle and squeeze each other in the car. 3. Pay attention to the front door and the back door when getting on the bus. Should wait for the vehicle to stop before getting off. After getting on the bus, you should take the initiative to walk inside the car and not jam at the gate of the car to prevent others from getting on or off the bus. 4. When getting off the bus, get off the bus in sequence. If the bus is crowded, negotiate with the previous classmates politely. After getting off the bus, pay attention to the traffic conditions around you and don"t rush at the front and rear of the bus or cross the road suddenly to avoid danger. 6. Students riding bicycles should drive on the right side of the non-motor vehicle lane and not go retrograde: they should not make a sharp turn when turning, but slow down ahead of time and see the situation around them before moving on. 7. Students with low immunity are prone to colds, rhinitis, bronchitis and other diseases when the air is dry in autumn and winter. Pay attention to reminding their children to pay attention to weather changes and add clothes in time, pay attention to cold protection and warm keeping, and strengthen exercise. with the best wishes Salute! _ X Middle School 初二英语写邀请函范文 Dear parents: Hello! Thank you for your concern, understanding and support for all the work of our school. As time goes by, your children have been studying and living in the middle school family for a year and a half. In order to give you a comprehensive report on your children"s study, life and thought in school, discuss their future together, further strengthen family-school ties and communication, and enhance friendship, so as to improve the management level of education and teaching in our school and enable your children to grow up healthily and study happily in middle school. We would like to hold a parent-teacher meeting at 8: 00 a.m. on Saturday, December 1 in your child"s class. Sincerely invite you to take time out of your busy schedule to visit our school. We will sincerely communicate with you and build a platform for home-school cooperation. Please put forward your valuable opinions on the school"s education and teaching work. We look forward to your visit. Warm Tip: I. Time of participation: 8: 00 am on Saturday, December 1, 20_ II. Participants: All eighth grade students and parents Three, parent-teacher conference theme: for the sake of children"s tomorrow, we work together Iv. matters needing attention: ( 1 ) The parent-teacher meeting starts at 8: 00 on time. Parents are requested to be present on time. ( 2 ) In order to ensure a quiet and orderly meeting place, parents are requested to switch their mobile phones to the state of vibration machine, and the necessary calls are requested to be answered outside the meeting place. ( 3 ) It is recommended that you bring paper and pens to facilitate recording of relevant contents. ( 4 ) All parents" cars are parked on the roadside outside school. Please follow the arrangement of traffic controllers and park in an orderly manner. ( Try to walk with your children or take bus 602, 601, etc. ) Your arrival will be the first step towards successful education! Thank you for your support for school work! Thank you for your cooperation. _ _ Year _ _ Month _ _ Day 初二英语写邀请函范文范文 Parents: In order to further enable parents to fully understand students" study and life in school, strengthen communication between schools and parents, discuss with parents the education and training of children, form a joint force of home and school education, and promote the healthy growth of students, the school is scheduled to hold a parent-teacher meeting for middle school students on December 26 ( Saturday ). The specific arrangements are as follows: 1. time: December 26 ( Saturday ) 9: 30 - 11: 30 a.m 2. Location: classrooms of Changjun Chaoyang International Experimental School 3. Attending grades: Grade 6, 7, 8, 9 and Grade 1 and Grade 2 Parents are kindly requested to attend the meeting on time. Warm Tip: Dear parents: 1. If you think your work is too busy, we want to tell you: Nothing is more important than the education of your children. 2. If you have reason to be late or absent, will your child do the same in study? 3. We also want to remind you that parents are the children"s first teacher. Your words and actions will always affect the children. Therefore, please do not smoke after entering the campus. Please pay attention to civilized manners and obey the unified arrangement of the school. 4. The traffic at the school gate may be a little crowded during the parent-teacher meeting. Please obey the command of the traffic police or security guards when parking. _ X Experimental School December 17, 20_ 初二英语邀请函范文三篇相关 文章 ： ★ 初二英语邀请函范文 ★ 初二英语邀请函范文模板 ★ 初二英语邀请函作文 ★ 初二英语写邀请函作文 ★ 初中英语邀请函 英文邀请函范文 ★ 初中英语邀请函范文 ★ 初二英语作文邀请函 ★ 初中英语邀请函题目 邀请函范文 ★ 初中英语邀请函模板 相关英语邀请函范文

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微信上面儒豹段子每天都给我发笑话（微信号：roboo-dz）小胖和他哥去吃自助烤肉，正吃呢，他哥看着小胖幽幽的说一句：“都20了阿…… ” 小胖当时也感慨：“可不咋的，时间过的真快，我还老能想起来咱两个小时候的事呢。” 他哥说：“我是说，你都吃20盘了啊!想买个小米3怎么也抢不上，想让别地方的10兆宽带的同学帮忙抢一下，于是找他帮忙，我说有时间帮忙抢个小米，我网不行。这货说了一句我想吐血的话，他说：你想抢谁的?一对父子的聊天记录。儿子：“爸，我女朋友怀孕了，我想和她结婚。”爸爸“哪个？”儿子：“还有那个！上次回家不是给你们看了吗？”“啊，有印象，那么漂亮怎么看上你了。”儿子：“她说我老实可靠。你和我妈商量下，要是可以我过年带回去，商量啥时侯结婚的事。”“你确定她怀的是你的？可别喜当爹啊。”儿子：“。。。，我心里有数的爸。”“别走爸的老路啊。”儿子：“放心吧。” “啥？？爸你刚说啥？”去菜市场买菜时想买点冰糖，见老板两口子在吵架，我见状准备悄悄走，刚转头身后女人的声音：要点什么？我只好硬着头皮说：要点冰糖！老板娘依旧温柔：要多少！我后背发凉说：两块钱的就行了，多了吃不完就该粘在一起了！老板娘哗哗的装了一大塑料袋递给我！天呐！老板大吼：两块钱的***装那么多！老板娘吼过去：我乐意！我的店！然后继续温柔问我：还要什么吗？男人：老婆因强拆喝农药了。 医生说：吐出来就行了。男：办法都用完了，不吐。 医生靠近昏迷中的妇女的耳朵说：利为民所谋（女有点反应），情为民所系（女有点抽搐），立党为公（女发出恶心的声音），执政为民（女捂住嘴巴），以人为本（女翻了个身全部吐出来了）。 男人感激万分：是党救的啊！

请采纳我的问题　1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。”　　　　2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了？”　　　　“是啊！”女佣回道。　　　　“亏你还说得出口，你还没有结婚，难道不觉得害羞吗？”女主人再次训。　　　　“我为什么要害羞，女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗？”　　　　“可是我怀的是我丈夫的！”女主人生气地反驳。　　　　“我也是啊！”女佣高兴地附和。　　　　3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把口子在后面扣上，可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶， 翻了，一头栽在路旁。警察赶到：　　　　警察甲：好严重的车祸。　　　　警察乙：是啊，脑袋都撞到后面去了。　　　　警察甲：嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。　　　　警察乙：好.....一、二使劲，转回来了。　　　　警察甲：嗯，没有呼吸了.......　　　　4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上，因为时常发生车祸，所以常常有一些鬼故事发生，有一天晚上，有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩，身着白衣的女人向他招手，因为这个司机没有见过鬼，所以大胆的停下来让她上车了，这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼，心里也毛毛的，所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人，开着开着，突然司机发现那个女人不见了！司机吓了一大跳，赶紧踩了一个刹车！只见那个女人满脸是血，表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了：“你会不会开车啊！我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……”　　　　5、一个病人去看病，医生检查了他，皱着眉头说：“您病得太严重了，恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人：“求您告诉我我还能活多久？” 医生：“十……” 病人着急地问：“十什么？十年？？十个月？？？十天？？？？？” 医生：“十，九，八，七，六，五……”　　　　6、老师：“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗？”　　　　学生：“能，他们都死了。”　　　　7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱，蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的，蚊子说：“护士，打针的。”蜣一拍大腿：“缘分呐，我是中药局搓药丸的…”　　　　8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半，起火，不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多，光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼：“我的妈呀！都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快！”　　　　9、一个人想出国考察，但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示，老总给了他一张字条，上面写着：“Go ahead”。 那人想：“Go ahead=前进，老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问：“你在做什啊？？”他说：“我准备出国考察，老总批准了，给我写了‘Go ahead"。” 同事一见条就乐了：“咱们老总根本就没批准！！咱老总的英语水平你还不知道，他这是在说去个头！”　　　　10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说：“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言，叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑，他试着喊了一声感谢上帝，那匹马立刻飞奔起来，越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然，马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气：“感谢上帝………”我打了很久，请采纳1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: "oh, it"s really hot in here, I think I"d better take off your ring." 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: "are you pregnant?" "Yes!" The maid answered. Export "kui you still say, you are not married, don"t you feel shy?" The hostess training again. "Why should I be shy, you don"t the hostess also pregnant?" "But I conceive is my husband!" The hostess retorted angrily. "Me too!" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let"s help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there"s a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn"t see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn"t believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: "would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose..." 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: "you too serious ill, I"m afraid I won"t live much longer." Patient: "please tell me how long will I live?" Doctor: "ten..." Patient anxiously asked: "what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????" Doctor: "ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five..." 6, teacher: "can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?" Student: "yes, they are all dead." 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: "nurse, give or take an injection." Qiang a clap a thigh: "the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills..." 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: "my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: "Go ahead". The man thought, "Go ahead = progress, boss is approved." So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: "what are you doing?" He said: "I"m ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me "Go ahead"." Colleague of joy at the sight of article: "let"s boss haven"t approved!!!!! Our boss English don"t you know, he is said to head!" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, "this horse can only understand the language of the church, call" thank god "it ran; called" praise god "it didn"t stop." Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password "praise god". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: "thank god........."I played for a long time, please

1 “你妈妈回来了我就告诉她哦，”那个男孩恐吓道。2 指示包括了两张A5大小的纸，当中有一半是图片。3 史密斯先生前天傍晚也由於酒後驾驶被罚款了.4 这两朵花的颜色很接近。5 很多次我在沙漠里面游荡；对於在沙漠里生存的生命我感到十分好奇。6 由於他们孩子的缘故，罗宾逊家庭和邻居们总是很和睦的。7 为了相信我的父母，我被迫放弃相信我自己。8 这一切引导我们来到一个问题面前：普通人是否能负担得起一辆汽车呢？9 如果我知道我的命运会变成这样，我还不如让他们杀了我。10 把这些分类明显是过於简单化，但这也不失为一个有用的练习。11 不要以貌取人。12 在户外工作的人比在室内工作的人承担更高风险。13 不，我没有买这本书，是作者作为礼物给我的。14 为了你的健康，保持别让自己体重超重是很重要的。15 这个洋娃娃给你的女儿玩儿去吧。

At present, more and more cities are faced with the problem of heavy traffic. And the number of road accidents is on the rise. So more people are much concerned about traffic security problems.u3000u3000Some people say that traffic accidents are unavoidable. They argue that nowadays traffic is much heavier than before. There is often a traffic jam especially in rush hours. Because modern society lives on the basis of vehicles, traffic jams are difficult to eliminate. With the development of industry and population expansion, the condition will be worse.u3000u3000In my opinion, most road accidents can be avoided. The right solution is to lay down more gallop bridges, overpasses and underpasses in big cities. It is well known that the main cause of road accidents is drunk driving and driving with over-speed. If we reinforce the traffic security education and more people comply with traffic regulations, I believe one day traffic accidents can be avoided.

你好，你能先说说你的职位吗？小儿科？还是精神科什么的。

这后半部分是抄袭的吗？一模一样啊

两头牛在吃草，然后一个人来了，公牛说快跑吧，母牛问为什么？公牛说那是专家， 爱吹牛逼。母牛就跑了，公牛也跟着跑。母牛问它为什么也要跑，公牛说，他还爱扯淡

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