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2023-07-14 16:59:38
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  Manager

  餐厅经理

  Job Description

  工作描述

  PLACE OF WORK: RESTAURANT

  工作地点 餐厅

  JOB OVERVIEW: Responsible for the management of all aspects of the restaurant functions,

  工作概述: in accordance with restaurant standards. Directs implements and maintains a service and management philosophy which serves as a guide to respective staff.

  有责任按照餐厅标准向管理层报告餐厅所有事宜,指导实施并保持管

  理层的经营理念。

  REPORTS TO: Management

  报告对象: 管理层

  KEY RELATIONSHIPS: Internal: Restaurant Staff, Bar Staff, Stewarding/Kitchen Staff

  主要工作关系: /Catering/Storeroom.

  内部: 餐厅、酒吧、保洁、厨房、外卖库房等各部门员工。

  External: Restaurant guests, other staff of the building and suppliers.

  外部: 餐厅客人,大厦其他工作人员及供应商。

  STANDARD

  SPECIFICATIONS: Requirements are representative of minimum levels of knowledge, skills

  工作标准说明: and/or abilities to perform this job successfully, the incumbent will possess the abilities or aptitudes to perform each duty proficiently.

  对此职位所有要求仅代表基础的知识,技巧,和/或能力,要成功完成此项工作,需要发挥自己的能力或才干,才能熟练胜任每个工作。

  Qualifications: Essential: 1) High school graduate, some college.

  从业资格: 必备的: 高中毕业。

  2) Minimum 18 years of age.

  年满18岁。

  3) 2 years experience as an Assistant Restaurant Manager/Supervisor, preferably in a Hotel of similar standing.

  两年餐厅经理助理或主管工作经验,最好是在酒店。

  4) Food handling certificate.

  食品人员从业资格证明(健康证)。

  5) Knowledge of various food service styles (i.e. French service, Russian service, butler style service).

  具备各种餐饮服务知识。如法餐、意餐、管家服务等。

  6) Ability to satisfactorily communicate in English with guests, management and co-workers to their understanding.

  能够流利的用英语和客人、管理层和同事交流。

  7) Ability to provide legible communication.

  能够提供清晰的交流。

  8) Ability to compute basic mathematical calculations.

  能够进行基本的计算。

  9) Familiarity with food and beverage cost controls.

  熟悉食品和饮料的成本控制。

  Desirable: 1) College degree.

  理想的: 大学毕业。

  2) Previous experience in cashiering/order taking and food service.

  曾受过财务、食品点单及服务等的培训。

  3) Certification of previous training in liquor, wine and food service.

  曾受过烈酒、葡萄酒和食品服务等的培训。

  4) Any previous culinary training.

  曾受过任何餐饮方面的培训。

  5) Computer training.

  曾受过电脑培训。

  Skills: Essential: 1) Ability to enforce restaurant standards, policies and

  工作技能: 必备的: procedures with restaurant staff.

  与员工实施餐厅的标准、规章制度和流程。

  2) Ability to prioritise and organise work assignments; delegate work.

  能够有组织有顺序的完成分配的工作。

  3) Ability to direct performance of restaurant staff and follow up with corrections where needed.

  能够指导餐厅员工正确的完成工作。

  4) Ability to motivate restaurant staff and maintain a cohesive team.

  能够激励餐厅员工并团结大家,使团队具有凝聚力。

  5) Ability to ascertain restaurant training needs and provide such training.

  能够发现餐厅员工需要何种培训并提供此类培训。

  6) Ability to be a clear thinker, analyse and resolve problems exercising good judgement.

  思路清晰,具备良好的判断能力,分析问题解决问题。

  7) Ability to focus attention on details

  关注细节。

  8) Ability to suggestively sell menu items, beverages and wines.

  有建议的向客人推荐餐厅菜单上的菜品,酒水

  9) Ability to exert physical effort in transporting equipment and wares.

  能够将食品,酒水安全的运送给客人

  10) Ability to ensure security and confidentiality of guest and company information.

  能够确保公司和客人的安全以及机密。

  11) Ability to work without direct supervision.

  在无人监督的情况下能够独立完成工作职责。

  Desirable: 1) Previous guest relations training.

  理想的: 1)曾受过客户关系培训。

  ESSENTIAL JOB FUNCTIONS

  基本工作职责:

  1) Maintain complete knowledge of:

  保持以下各项的全面知识:

  a) All liquor brands, beers and non-alcoholic selections available in the restaurant.

  餐厅所有烈酒、啤酒及无酒精饮料的品牌。

  b) The particular characteristics and description of all of the wines on the wine list.

  所有葡萄酒的品牌、产地、特征等。

  c) Designated glassware and garnishes for drinks.

  各种饮料所用的杯子和装饰物。

  d) All menu items, preparation method/time, ingredients, sauces, portion sizes, garnishes, presentation and prices.

  菜单所有项目的烹调方式/时长、原材料、酱汁、分量大小、装饰物、外观、价格。

  e) Daily menu specials.

  每日特色。

  f) Dining room layout, table/seat/station numbers, proper table set-ups, room capacity, hours of operation, price range and dress code.

  餐厅摆设、桌子/椅子/服务台的数量、正确的餐桌摆台、餐位数量、营业时间、价位以及着装要求。

  g) Correct maintenance and use of equipment.

  各种设备的使用和保养。

  h) All restaurant policies/service procedures.

  餐厅所有规章制度和服务流程。

  2) Check storage areas for proper supplies, organisation and cleanliness. Instruct designated personnel to rectify any cleanliness/organisation deficiencies.

  检查库存的正常供应、存放和清洁度。指定人员及时改正任何不足之处。

  3) Establish par levels for supplies and equipment. Complete requisitions to replenish shortages or additional items needed for the anticipated business.

  制定所需物品及设备的存货量。(及时领货补充短缺或领取额外的物品为预定做准备)

  4) Requisition linen required for business.

  申请领取营业所需布草。

  5) Meet with the Chef to review daily specials; update board throughout shift. Ensure that staffs are aware of such.

  每天与厨师沟通,查询每日特色,并在班前更新在交流板上保证所有员工知道。

  6) Review sales for previous day; resolve discrepancies with Accounting. Track revenue against budget.

  检查前一天销售情况,并与财务人员解决任何出入。与预算对照销售。

  7) Prepare weekly work schedules in accordance with staffing guidelines and labour forecasts. Adjust schedules throughout the shift to meet the business demands.

  每星期根据员工政策制定时间表,并根据营业状况对时间表做出调整。

  8) Ensure that staff report to work as scheduled. Document any late or absent employees.

  保证员工按照时间表工作,记录任何迟到或旷工员工。

  9) Co-ordinate breaks for staff.

  协调员工的休息时间。

  10) Assign work and side duties to staff in accordance with restaurant procedures. Communicate additions or changes to the assignments as they arise throughout the shift. Identify situations which compromise the restaurant standards and delegate these tasks.

  按照餐厅流程为员工分配任务,在例会时与大家沟通任何改动或其他工作,识别对餐厅不利的情况并分配这些任务。

  11) Monitor the preparation of station assignments, ensuring compliance to restaurant standards.

  检查服务台的物品准备情况,确保其遵守餐厅标准。

  12) Conduct pre-shift meeting with staff and review all information pertinent to the day"s business.

  每天负责开班前例会,回顾任何与营业有关的信息。

  13) Inspect grooming and attire of staff; rectify any deficiencies.

  检查员工的制服和仪容仪表,及时纠正不足之处。

  14) Inspect, plan and ensure that all materials and equipment are in complete readiness for service; rectify any deficiencies

  检查所有物品及设备保证其完好,随时可以使用。及时纠正不足之处。

  15) Constantly monitor staff performance in all phases of service and job functions, ensuring that all procedures are carried out to restaurant standards; rectify any deficiencies with respective personnel.

  经常监督员工在所有时期的工作表现,确保所有流程都依据餐厅标准完成。

  16) Inspect table set-ups; check for cleanliness, neatness and agreement to restaurant standards; rectify any deficiencies.

  检查餐桌的摆设、清洁度、平整是否符合餐厅标准,及时纠正不足之处。

  17) Inspect all aspects of the restaurant environment ensuring compliance with standards of cleanliness and order.

  检查餐厅环境所有方面确保餐厅清洁并遵守餐厅规定。

  18) Ensure that the host/hostess stand is clean, organised and stocked with designated supplies.

  保证领位台整洁有序,所需物品准备充足。

  19) Review the reservation book, pre-assign designated tables and follow up on all special requests.

  开餐前检查预定本,如有任何特殊需求及时解决。

  20) Ensure that specified amount of menus and drink lists are available and in good condition for each meal period. Ensure that daily specials are inserted into each menu.

  保证开餐前有足够的菜单、酒水单,并保持菜单、酒水单的清洁。保证每日特色的菜单在里面。

  21) Check the pick-up station and side stations, ensuring agreement to standards of cleanliness, supply of stock and organisation.

  检查传菜台是否整洁,所需物品是否充足。

  22) Monitor and assist host/hostess in greeting and escorting guests to their tables according to restaurant procedures. Ensure that tables are seated to best service the guests.

  按照餐厅服务流程监督并协助领位员问候客人并引领客人入座。

  23) Anticipate heavy business times and organise procedures.

  能够预见餐厅生意的高峰期并安排行动。

  24) Anticipate guests" needs, respond promptly and acknowledge all guests, however busy and whatever time of day. Promote positive guest relations at all times.

  即使在忙时也能够预知客人需求并礼貌的示意客人,任何时刻都保持积极的客户关系。

  25) Monitor and handle guest complaints and ensuring guest satisfaction.

  受理客人投诉,保证客人满意。

  26) Monitor guest reactions and confer frequently with service staff to ensure guest satisfaction.

  观察客人反映并与服务员经常沟通,保证客人满意。

  27) Check the status of all orders and ensure that they are delivered within designated timelines.

  检查所有点单的情况,保证所有菜品及时送给客人。

  28) Monitor and ensure that all tables are cleared and reset according to restaurant procedures.

  按照餐厅流程检查所有桌子是否整洁,是否重新摆好。

  29) Monitor and maintain cleanliness and working condition of restaurant equipment, supplies and work areas.

  监督并保持餐厅设备,储备和工作区域的整洁。

  30) Assist restaurant staff with their job functions to ensure optimum service to guests.

  帮助餐厅员工完成其工作职责保证提供最好的服务。

  31) Answer restaurant phone within 3 rings, using correct salutations and telephone etiquette.

  遵照正确的电话礼仪在电话铃响3声之内接起电话。

  32) Handle void checks in accordance with accounting procedures.

  按照财务章程处理取消账单。

  33) Assist servers with expediting problem payments. Ensure all cashiering procedures are processed in compliance with accounting procedures.

  帮助服务员快速处理结账问题,确保每一步骤都遵守财务制度。

  34) Run system closing reports and ensure that all servers" checks are closed before they sign out.

  每天做出系统报告,保证所有账单均已关闭。

  35) Ensure all closing duties for staff are completed before staff sign out.

  确保所有员工下班前其工作均已完成。

  36) Conduct a month formal training programme on the required job functions with criterion expected and restaurant orientation with new hires. Conduct ongoing training with existing staff.

  做出每月的培训计划,为新入职的员工作入职培训,为现有员工作长期培训。

  37) Provide feedback to staff on their performance. Handle disciplinary problems and counsel employees according to restaurant standards.

  为每个员工提供其表现回馈,按照餐厅规章处理违纪问题并对违纪员工做出警告。

  38)Foster and promote a co-operative working climate, maximising productivity and employee morale.

  培养促进工作的合作氛围,鼓舞员工士气,将生产效率最大化。

  39) Complete work orders for maintenance repairs and submit to Engineering. Contact Engineering directly for urgent repairs.

  完成维修工作单并送到工程部,如情况紧急,直接与工程部联系。

  40) Complete all paperwork and closing duties in accordance with restaurant standards.

  按照餐厅标准完成所有文件工作和关餐职责。

  41) Review status of assignments and any follow up action with on-coming Supervisor.

  检查所有工作的完成情况以及跟进行动。

  SECONDARY FUNCTIONS:

  次要职责

  1) Complete and direct scheduled inventories.

  完成并指导盘点工作。

  2) Prepare weekly forecast of revenues, covers and labour costs.

  每星期准备流水、客人数量和劳动成本的预测。

  3) Conduct monthly restaurant meetings.

  完成餐厅的每月例会。

  4) Interview restaurant applicants.

  为求职者面试。

  5) Relieve host/hostess.

  接替领位员的工作。

  6) Order restaurant flowers from approved supplier.

  从得到餐厅许可的供应商那里订购鲜花。

  NOTE:

  注意:

  A review of this description has excluded the marginal functions of the position that are incidental to the performance of fundamental job duties. All duties and requirements are essential job functions.

  此工作描述未包含此职位所必需的基础的附带职能,所有职责和要求均为必需具备的职能。

  This job description in no way states or implies that these are the only duties to be performed by the employee occupying this position. Employees will be required to perform any other job-related duties assigned by the management.

  此工作描述中所列并非全部该职位职责,管理层有权要求员工从事其他相关工作。

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Study and activities; how do you manage?When you studying in college, do you find yourself struggling with your schedule? Do you have problems handing in your homework in time or cannot keep your study up date with your plan because of the speech competition and the soccer practice?It is common that the college students have a heavy load of study and also faces a various type of school activities to attend. There is no doubt that school activities are very beneficial. Through the activities students can improve their knowledge and skills in particular area and also learn a range of social skills and form friendships. But they have to know how much is too much.For the students, the propriety is study, the activities is additional and should be considered after. Most activities, sports, arts, hobby groups, etc have their requirements and time consuming. If getting too much involved or too many to attend, a student will have difficulty to have sufficient time and energy to fulfill the task of study. This is an upset down situation. The Chinese saying is “Picking up the sesame, loosing the watermelon.”It is recommended that students should have good time management skills. When they make a schedule they prioritise their study and make sure there is enough time for it. If there is spare time, choose some activities to do. Also make sure there is time for each of them. Not to choose too many. We probably could say: a balanced schedule is the passport for a good student.
2023-07-14 12:32:291

英语高手帮我翻译下以下这段话谢谢哈

欢迎到此,谢谢你和我们讨论你的发现,我们通常认为增加的邮件是引起速度反映迟缓的原因,我们为有这样的延迟说法感到抱歉,尽管你抱有期待,但是我们不认为删除掉邮件的信息可以解决你的问题。后面的下次再解释。
2023-07-14 12:32:374

雅思听力课堂开场白

雅思听力课堂开场白是什么样的?需要讲究些什么?大家都很想知道吧,下面我就给大家分享一下,希望大家喜欢! 雅思听力课堂开场白 第一堂课是老师在学生面前建立第一印象的关键时刻,对于老师建立威性的意义不言而喻。一般说来,如果老师能在最开始的4小时教学中让学生信服,学生会在以后的整个教学过程中对老师产生很强的信赖,几乎会言听计从,这对于教学的顺利进行将非常有帮助。 在第一堂课上,老师必须向学生明确: 1、这个阶段的学习目的是什么。 每个阶段中的教学任务和教学重点是不一样的,一个个阶段的合理连接和衔接使得学生步步为营,不断提高。 § 基础阶段更强调对于基本的词汇、语法知识补充; § 预备阶段,则让学生开始熟悉考试的题型和听力场景; § 精品阶段开始详细讲解考试的技巧,并针对题型和技巧做专项练习; § 高分阶段则通过大量的真题模拟联系,对于技巧进行进一步的强化和巩固。 2、老师会通过什么样的方式帮助你们达到这样的学习目的; 建议老师把所需用到的教材以及补充教材介绍给学生,并推荐相应的课外练习,方便不同程度的学生进行课后自学; 3、描述他们可能遇到的困难; 每个阶段中学生都会遇到不同的困难,如果对于困难没有足够的估计,他们真正遇到困难时很容易产生畏难情绪,并打退堂鼓。老师可以根据自己的教学 经验 ,对于学生通常遇到的困难进行描述,并给出相应的建议。这样可以增加学生对老师的信赖,也能增加学生对学习过程的认识。 4、提出对学生的要求; 教和学永远是相辅相成的过程。老师讲解的每一个技巧或者 方法 ,都需要学生的配合和理解才能够变成学生自身对解题和英语提高有用的知识。目前,很多学生觉得教学效果不明显的一个相当重要的原因就是,他们不知道在课后(甚至课上)除了听老师讲以外,他们还需要做些什么。建议老师在第一节课就明确希望学生所做的配合。无论是纪律方面,还是完成课后作业方面,还是词汇等课后的自行巩固等。 5、做适当的针对性的鼓励。 由于之前提出了很多困难和鼓励,老师也要对学生进行适当的鼓励。可以拿以前教学中成功的例子鼓舞新的学生,告诉他们,只要有好的方法和恒心,雅思考试实在只是小菜一碟。 同时,可以采取先破后立的方法,先纠正学生一些常见的错误习惯或方法,或与他们分享自身英语提高的经验,一可以学生觉得老师非常了解他们,二可以通过自身的例子拉近与学生之间的距离。 在教学过程中,学生常会问到其他关于 英语学习 的问题,比如如何背单词,如何写 作文 ,如何提高口语水平等让老师无法用一句话回答的问题。此时要给出某种具体可行(最好又很新颖)的操作才能让学生心悦诚服。学生不想听长篇大论,更不能用一些老生常谈的东西敷衍他们,他们需要的是具体而有效的形式。 当然,要告诫学生,如果没有毅力,所有的方法都是空谈。 此外,老师可以对于近期考试的信息稍作分析。对雅思最新动态的了解,也是让学生信赖你的资本。 老师要帮着学生琢磨考试的出题思路,要知道雅思出题者经常在哪儿挖陷阱又在哪儿会送分给你,学生最爱听老师对出题者的心理分析,这样会觉得很有把握。 剑10听力必背词汇表--Test 3 Section 1 咨询早教看护中心相关信息 enrol v. 登机,使入学 cater for 提供饮食及服务 flexible adj. 灵活的 drop...off 送...下车 asthma n. 哮喘 emergency n. 紧急事故 invoice n. 发票,记账单 budget v. 预算 词汇拓展 register v. 登记,注册 facility n. 设备 receipt n. 收据 medication n. 药物治疗 baby-sitter n. 保姆 Section 2 海豚保护信托基金活动 dolphin n. 海豚 conservation n. 保护 marine adj. 海生的 charity n. 慈善机构 campaign n. 运动 expertise n. 专家 haven n. 庇护所 exploration n. 勘探,探测 come across 碰见,偶然遇见 hooked adj. 被...迷住的 adopt v. 收养 scheme n. 计划 sponsor v. 赞助 elusive adj. 逃避的,难找的 sight v. 看见 in force 大批地,大规模地 curve v. 沿取现运动 vigour n. 精力,活力 词汇拓展 Conservation Trust 保护信托基金会 Charity Commission 慈善事务署 whale n. 鲸鱼 crocodile n. 鳄鱼 shark n. 鲨鱼 mission n. 使命 remit v. 传送 conservation n. 保护 Section 3 考古演讲 报告 in-depth adj. 彻底的,深入的 authority n. 权威 capture v. 捕获,得到 visualise v. 使可见 consulting room 诊疗室 function v. 起作用 frustrated adj. 沮丧的,泄气 emerge v. 出现 spotlight n. 聚光灯 module n. 课程学习单元 coordinator n. 协调员 词汇拓展 compulsory n. 必修课 elective n. 选修课 mentor n. 指导者 tutor n. 导师 course delivery 课程讲授 dissertation n. 毕业 论文 presention n. 展示 Section 4 商业管理演讲报告 self-regulatory adj. 自我调节的 approach v. 处理 motivation n. 动机 oriented adj. 以...为方向的 promotion n. 促进,提升 chronic adj. 长期的 personality n. 性格,素质 context n. 背景,环境 aspiration n. 强烈的愿望 inspire v. 鼓舞,激励 obligation n. 义务,责任 adopt v. 采取 transformational leader 变革型领导者 transactional leader 交易型领导者 vision n. 愿景,前景 innovation n. 改革,创新 appropriate adj. 合适的 词汇拓展 discipline n. 纪律 incentive n. 刺激,动机 leadership n. 领导力 asset n. 资产 introvert n. 内向者 extrovert n. 性格外向者 strain n. 负担 attitude n. 态度 剑10听力必背词汇表--Test 4 Section 1 关于房屋报修的对话 take down 记录 van n. 厢式货车 vehicle n. 机动车 entrance n. 入口 itemised quote 分项报价 individual adj. 个人的 crack v. 破裂,开裂 replace v. 更换 urgent adj. 紧急的 cooker n. 炉灶 greasy adj. 油腻的 strip v. 剥除 plaster v. 涂以灰泥 词汇拓展 balcony n. 阳台 curtain n. 窗帘 bed-sit n. 卧室兼起居室 garage n. 车库 toaster n. 烤面包器 deposit n. 定金 leaky adj. 漏的 Section 2 参观港口相关事宜 bring to life 使人想起,使回忆起 mine n. 矿, 收藏 v. 开采,采矿 costume n. 服装 navigable adj. 可航行的 handy adj. 便利的 cargo n. 货物 prospector n. 勘探者 ore n. 矿石 smelt v. 冶炼 furnace n. 熔炉 emigrate v. 移民 disrepair v. 失修,破损 conserve v. 保护 undergrowth n. 灌木丛 installation n. 安装,设施 complex n. 区域 reconstruct v. 重建 restoration n. 恢复 seam n. 接缝,裂缝 ketch n. 双桅船 cabin n. 船舱 dredge v. 捞取 silt n. 淤泥 restore v. 恢复 词汇拓展 lead n. 铅 copper n. 铜 manganese n. 锰 arsenic n. 砷 tin n. 锡 background n. 背景 reconstruction n. 重建 sailing n. 航行 surfing n. 冲浪 ferry n. 渡船 marine adj. 海生的 navigation n. 航海 Section 3 讨论工作实习经历 work placement 工作实习 brochure n. 手册,小册子 occupational psychology 职业心理学 overall adj. 全部的,总体的 artwork n. 艺术品,美术品 layout n. 布局,设计 leaflet n. 传单 prioritise v. 按优先顺序处理 assert v. 坚定地陈述 consultation n. 咨询 advertising agency 广告 公司 scanning software 扫描软件 enhance v. 提高 booklet n. 小册子 mentor n. 导师 proactive adj. 积极主动的 alert n. 警示,提醒 notify v. 通知 personel department 人力资源部门 outcome n. 结果 词汇拓展 workshop n. 车间;讲习班 field trip 实地考察 proposal n. 提议 typo n. 打印错误 format n. 格式 margin n. 页边空白 questionnaire n. 调查问卷 bibliography n. 参考文献目录 Section 4 纳米技术 nanotechnology n. 纳米技术 atom n. 原子 molecule n. 分子 implication n. 影响 civilisation n. 文明 teething problem 初期问题 scenario n. 场景 insert v. 植入 self-replicating 自我复制的 label v. 把...归类 withdrawal n. 收回 cosmetic n. 化妆品 halt n. 停止 unethical adj. 不道德的 debate n. 争论 breakthrough n. 突破 durable adj. 耐用的 pliable adj. 柔软的 shrink v. 使...缩小 generate v. 产生,生成 harness v. 利用,驾驭 airborne adj. 空气中的 contaminant n. 污染物 eradication n. 根除 famine n. 饥饿 biosensors n. 生物传感器 speculation n. 推测 life expectancy 预期寿命 词汇拓展 high-tech adj. 高科技的 integrate v. 整合 prohibition n. 禁止 convenience n. 便利 booming adj. 兴旺的 treatment n. 治疗,处理 frustrate v. 挫败;阻挠;使感到灰心 contaminate v. 污染,弄脏 雅思听力课堂开场白相关 文章 :
2023-07-14 12:32:521

literature review包含几个部分

在电脑里挤塑机谁的看自己的呢你的呢
2023-07-14 12:33:019

帮我写一篇英文作文,关於对巴士的意见 例如对巴士满不满意, Why and why not. 字数为1分钟读稿...

When talking about the bus, I would like to say it is not useful for person.The first reason is bus is too crowded. There are a great number of people in it every morning and evening. it is very uncomfortable.The second reason is bus is too slowly
2023-07-14 12:33:582

做为一个餐厅领导的职责是什么

既能管好大钱也能管好小钱让一切员工认为有钱赚
2023-07-14 12:34:184

求英语作文一篇,不用太深奥,平淡的语言就行。粘贴党勿进,急急急!!!

首先需要阅读,了解其大体意思,是:关于不要为了背诵而阅读。多读几次就行
2023-07-14 12:34:274

名人三分钟励志演讲稿

  名人身上有很多励志的经验值得我们去学习。下面是我整理的几篇名人三分钟励志演讲稿范文,供大家阅读参考。   名人三分钟演讲稿【1】   俞敏洪励志演讲稿   人的生活方式有两种,   第一种方式是像草一样活着,   你尽管活着,每年还在成长,   但是你毕竟是一棵草,   你吸收雨露阳光,   但是长不大,   ---但是人们不会因为你的痛苦,而产生痛苦;   人们不会因为你被踩了,而来怜悯你,   因为人们本身就没有看到你。   所以我们每一个人,   都应该像树一样的成长,   即使我们现在什么都不是,   但是只要你有树的种子,   即使你被踩到泥土中间,   你依然能够吸收泥土的养分,   自己成长起来。   当你长成参天大树以后,   遥远的地方,人们就能看到你;   走近你,你能给人一片绿色。   活着是美丽的风景,   死了依然是栋梁之才,   活着死了都有用,   这就是我们每一个同学做人的标准和成长的标准。   每一条河流都有自己不同的生命曲线,   但是每一条河流都有自己的梦想——   那就是奔向大海。   我们的生命,   有的时候会是泥沙。   你可能慢慢地就会像泥沙一样,   沉淀下去了。   一旦你沉淀下去了,   也许你不用再为了前进而努力了,   但是你却永远见不到阳光了。   所以我建议大家,   不管你现在的生命是怎么样的,   一定要有水的精神。   像水一样不断地积蓄自己的力量,   不断地冲破障碍。   当你发现时机不到的时候,   把自己的厚度给积累起来,   当有一天时机来临的时候,   你就能够奔腾入海,   成就自己的生命。   名人三分钟演讲稿【2】   刘嘉玲励志演讲稿   我是一个对生命充满好奇和热情的人,我不怕冒险,更不怕失败。   我觉得失败的经历往往给了我最宝贵的经验,让我更清楚地认知生命的本质,然后走出一条属于自己的生命之路。   我们都习惯了用自己的人生观和道德观去衡量别人。   每个人都是独一无二的`,生活环境不一样,家庭背景不一样,机遇境况不一样,活法当然不一样,也不应该一样。   身为女人我觉得千万不要盲目地照抄别人的活法,去相信别人的话就是真理。   你要在你独立的人生世界中去思考,去发现生活中的美丽,这个世界非常的美好,这个时代非常的美好,也值得我们去奋斗,去追逐更美好的自己。   女人的美丽,我觉得从来都是宽容,慈悲,内心强大,和对自身认识,进化,提升的过程。   我很庆幸我生活在可以独立,自立,可以通过自身努力,就可以掌控自己人生的时代。   同时,我也感恩生活给我追逐美好的勇气。   我很爱生活,爱生活的本身。   也希望每个女孩子热爱生活,热爱这个世界,活出你自己的完美人生。   名人三分钟演讲稿【3】   凯特王妃励志演讲稿   I was delighted when I was asked to help open today"s conference.   很高兴受邀参加今天的开幕仪式。   I want to start by saying a big thank you to all of the head teachers here today. I know how much is asked of you.   首先,我想对所有在场的校长们说一句真诚的谢谢,我知道你们为工作付出了巨大的努力。   The fact that you are all committing your valuable time to support Place2Be, and prioritise the mental health of your students is something that all parents should be grateful for.   你们把自己宝贵的时间和精力投入到我们的Place2Be项目中,并且在具体工作当中一直把学生的心理健康作为重中之重,仅此,就足以赢得所有家长们的感谢。   I often get asked why I decided to spend time highlighting the mental health of children. I imagine my answer might be similar to many of yours.   别人经常问我说为什么我一直这么关注儿童心理健康的发展,我的答案可能和大家心里面想的差不多。   I know that I was lucky. My parents and teachers provided me with a wonderful and secure childhood where I always knew I was loved, valued and listened to.   我很幸运,小时候,父母和老师的关爱让我度过了非常难忘的童年,那时候我能感觉到有人疼爱自己、欣赏自己、倾听自己。   But of course many children are not so lucky. Since beginning my work in areas like addiction, for example, I have seen time and time again that the roots of poor mental health in adulthood are almost always present in unresolved childhood challenges.   但是我们的世界上有很多的孩子并不像我这么幸运,比如说,自从我开始接触一些吸毒上瘾的人之后,我经常发现这些成年人之所以会出现严重的心理问题其根源都是小时候曾经遭遇过巨大的创伤。   I am sure you will agree that all children deserve time, attention and love from the adults in their lives. These basic qualities are so much more valuable than the always changing material and social concerns that can seem so important to young people.   我相信大家都认为孩子应当得到大人的关怀、陪伴和理解,比起现代社会里年轻人层出不穷的物质需求和社会考量,这些才是他们最需要的东西。   As today"s theme reminds us, many children u2013even those from stable, happy homes u2013 are finding that their heads are just too full. It is our duty, as parents and as teachers, to give all children the space to build their emotional strength and provide a strong foundation for their future.   就像今天活动的主题所不断提醒我们的一样,许多孩子,包括那些来自幸福而稳定的家庭里的,都被太多的东西占据了自己的身心。   作为家长和老师,我们有责任为孩子们打造一片他们能够用来建筑自己情感力量的天地,有责任来为他们未来的发展打下坚实的基础。   Of course, not all children have the anchor of a strong family. Many will arrive through your school gates feeling a real lack of love and devotion in their lives. This often leaves them feeling insecure and without confidence and trust in the world around them. That is why your work is so important.
2023-07-14 12:34:341

求助,英文高手请进!

me too
2023-07-14 12:34:424

请教Selection Criteria怎么写

Selection Criteria是澳洲雇主或者政府部门在招聘人员时在广告上表明需要详细阐述技能例子的几个问题。这种问题和技能要求不一样,技能要求大家可能都会,比如bookkeeping,word,excel之类。这下面这些就是一般的技能要求Below are some of the responsibilities that this role will incorporate, however this will evolve and develop with the right person. 1 Meet and greet clients and visitors face to face and on the phone 2 Develop relationships and maintain regular contact with clients" Accounts Payable departments to ensure invoice receipt and processing and documenting client communications 3 Data Entry – Invoice, data and payroll information 4 Maintain A/R debtors5 Weekly administrative duties这些不是Selection Criteria紧接着广告就会明确写出Selection Criteria: 1. Commitment to continual learning and keeping accounting knowledge up to date 2. Demonstrated commitment to quality client service 3. Strong attention to detail, underpinned by proficient computing skills in MS Excel and Word 4. Ability to organise and prioritise workloads 5. Ability to work in teams from diverse disciplines and cultures。以上5条就是Selection Criteria,需要详细说明。下面就是Sue Stevens(我也不认识这个人)的建议When answering the selection criteria think about how you meet each selection criterion and list examples of relevant skills, experience, incidents, training and personal qualities. You need to make the link between what you can do, and have done in the past, and how it relates to the job. If you don"t have any actual work experience, use other relevant experience such as something you have done at university, for a voluntary organisation or a club to illustrate your capacity to undertake the work required. In every answer to the criteria, you need to demonstrate that you have developed and practised these skills in your past experience/s. It"s not enough to just state that you can do ‘it".他后面有提到一个STAR approach算是一种回答的公式吧Situation: I have been involved with a local Community Justice Group for the last 12 months.Task: This involves helping people prepare their cases for mediation.Action: I regularly apply my academic knowledge in this capacity, assisting local residents to articulate their issues, encapsulate arguments and formulate desired resolutions.Result :My efforts have received excellent feedback from my supervisors and I have received several letters of thanks from clients I have helped.然后我给一个例子:PROBLEM SOLVERI have very strong problem solving skills, and much experience in problem solving obtained during my study and part-time jobs. I take responsibility for providing solutions to problems, and stay focussed on the main issue and on finding the best possible solution.I have used my problem-solving skills in the following situations:uf0a7 Academic assignments which involved researching and putting forward recommendations to solve business problemsuf0a7 Finding out information to help solve problems raised by customers in my part-time jobuf0a7 Moving to Australia and making arrangements for my study and accommodationuf0a7 Helping organise an event for international students – my responsibility was to develop a schedule for the day that took other people"s situation into account, and make sure everyone could have a chance to provide input to the plan. The result was a finalised schedule that everyone had had an opportunity to contribute to.
2023-07-14 12:34:501

已经回国了,留学回国人员证明还能办吗?紧急!!

Phase Eight Promo CodesAre you looking for a discount code for Phase Eight? Ready to buy a new dress?We are currently developing this page to include all the latest discount codes and offers for Phase Eight so you can save money when shopping for that special outfit.Stay tuned for promo codes and special deals and offers from not just Phase Eight but a whole range of different online stores that offer vouchers that are not always easy to find. We will be adding hundreds of different promotional coupons for May 2015, but also for June, July and the coming months and years into 2016 and 2017.Please get in touch with us to let us know which particular shops you would like us to prioritise in the next few weeks. We are considering Argos, Debenhams, House Of Fraser as well to name just a few, as well as categories such as sports and fitness, health, insurance etc.
2023-07-14 12:35:016

关于Media production。我们拍摄了一个纪录片,老师让写一个contextual study,这个是什么东西,怎么写?

The contextual study is often something that causes confusion among our students. In fact, it"s quite a simple concept that will give you a valuable opportunity to discuss the work you"ve presented, and which will demonstrate your skills as a self-reflexive writer. Basically, it enables you to put your work in context, so that as assessors, we can see that you"re aware of what you"re doing when you"re writing, that you are able to be a self-critic in a productive way. Things you might want to include when you"re writing a contextual study will obviously vary from piece to piece, and as you go through the course, it will naturally become more advanced in style, etc as you become more confident in your writing. The most important questions you"ll probably find yourself asking are ‘how" – as in ‘how did I do this?" And ‘why" – as in ‘why did I choose to do it this way?" However, specific elements will probably include: Fiction: You might want to talk about your decisions regarding: Style of narrative and why you chose that style. Character creation. Choice of viewpoint/tense – why for example, did you choose first person POV over third, or present tense over past? Plot structure, if any; and if not why not? Use of figurative language – e.g. metaphor, motif, symbol, etc. Use of imagery – how has imagery shaped your piece? Have you used any kind of experimental/innovative styles of writing? If so, discuss the piece"s structure, language – whatever it is you"ve done that makes your piece ‘different". What precursors are there to the piece you"ve written, e.g., what were your influences, if any? Are you trying to copy another writer"s style, for example, as an experiment? What are your contemporary influences? If you"re writing in a certain genre, e.g. horror, what conventions of that genre have you used? And have you subverted the conventions – if so, how and why?Poetry: You might want to discuss: Style and use of language. Formatting (lineation, punctuation, and possibly font). Imagery/metaphor (use of, or not). The context of the piece – precursors, contemporaries, and the poetics of the piece. Certain forms of poetries, particularly innovative poetry, may prioritise one aspect of the above, so you will no doubt want to expand on this throughout the study. Creative Non-Fiction uses very similar elements to fiction, so refer back to those for guidance. As well as the above aspects, all students writing contextual studies should certainly consider mentioning: are you happy with what you"ve written? Do you think it works well? Or did your piece not quite fulfil your expectations; was it even – in your opinion – a complete disaster? Discussing these aspects in your contextual study will show awareness of yourself as a writer; for instance, if you"re unhappy with the way a piece has gone, you might want to say how you might do it differently next time. Showing this kind of self-reflexivity shows us that you"re aware, and we can consider the piece accordingly. What we DO NOT want to see is a re-telling of your piece. We have already seen what you"ve submitted; re-telling achieves nothing.
2023-07-14 12:35:251

英国新任女首相就职演讲

In David Cameron I follow in the footsteps of a great modern Prime Minister.  我所接任的大卫卡梅伦是一位杰出的领袖。  Under David"s leadership the government stabilised the economy, reduced the budget deficit and helped more people into work than ever before.  大卫领导下的政府稳定了国家经济,减少了财政赤字,帮助了比以往更多的人就业。  But David"s true legacy is not about the economy but about social justice.  但是,大卫所留下的真正精髓无关乎经济,而在于社会公正。  From the introduction of same sex marriage to taking people on low wages out of income tax altogether, David Cameron has led a one nation government and it is in that spirit that I also plan to lead.  从允许同性婚姻合法化,到对低收入人群免征个人所得税,大卫·卡梅伦领导了一届“一个国家”的政府,我计划秉承同样的精神展开我的领导。  Because not everybody knows this but the full title of my party is the Conservative and Unionist Party and that word unionist is very important to me.因为我的政党,也许有人还不知道,它的全称是保守与统一党,“统一”一词对我而言意义非凡。  It means we believe in the union, the precious, precious bond between England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland - but it means something else that is just as important.  它意味着,我们相信联合,我们相信英格兰、苏格兰、威尔士和北爱尔兰之间弥足珍贵的纽带关系——它更意味着与这同等重要的东西。  It means we believe in a union not just between the nations of the United Kingdom but between all of our citizens - every one of us - whoever we are and wherever we"re from.  它意味着,我们相信的联合不仅仅是英国各地区之间的联合,更是我们全体人民之间的联合——包括我们当中的每一位人民——不论我们是谁,来自何方。That means fighting against the burning injustice that if you"re born poor you will die on average nine years earlier than others.这就表示我们会与迫在眉睫的社会不公作斗争,比如,如果你出身贫寒,你将比他人平均少活九年  If you"re black you are treated more harshly by the criminal justice system than if you"re white.  如果你是黑人,你将比白人在刑事司法制度下受到更严酷的对待  If you"re a white working class boy you"re less likely than anybody else in Britain to go to university.  如果你是白人工人阶级的一员,你将比任何其他英国人更没有可能进入大学  If you"re at a state school you"re less likely to reach the top professions than if you"re educated privately.  如果你在公立学校读书,你将比私立学校的学生拥有更少的机会从事高级职业;  If you"re a woman you will earn less than a man.  如果你是女性,你将挣得比男性更少;  If you suffer from mental health problems, there"s not enough help to hand.  如果你遭受心理健康问题之苦,你尚未获得足够的帮助;  If you"re young you will find it harder than ever before to own your own home.  如果你是年轻人,你将发现拥有自己的住房比以往任何时候都难。  But the mission to make Britain a country that works for everyone means more than fighting these injustices. If you"re from an ordinary working class family, life is much harder than many people in Westminster realise.  然而,使英国成为一个为每一位人民服务的国家远远不止于同上述社会不公作斗争。如果你来自一个普通的工薪家庭,你的生活远比威斯敏斯特的很多人所意识到的要艰辛得多。  You have a job, but you don"t always have job security. You have your own home but you worry about paying the mortgage.  你有一份工作,但你并不总是有工作保障。你有自己的住房,但你为偿还贷款发愁。  You can just about manage, but you worry about the cost of living and getting your kids into a good school.  你勉强维持生计,同时不得不为生活开销和将子女送入好学校忧心。  If you are one of those families, if you"re just managing, I want to address you directly. I know you are working around the clock, I know you"re doing your best and I know that sometimes life can be a struggle.  如果你正是这样的家庭之一,如果你正在处理这些问题,那么我想直接告诉你:我知道你正在没日没夜工作,我明白你已全力以赴,我也理解生活有时会很艰辛。  The government I lead will be driven, not by the interests of the privileged few but by yours. We will do everything we can to give you more control over your lives.  我所领导的政府不会为拥有特权的少数人的利益所牵制,而是服务于你的利益。我们将竭尽所能,赋予你更多掌控自己生活的权利。  When we take the big calls we will think not of the powerful, but you. When we pass new laws we will listen not to the mighty, but to you.  当我们需做出重大决定时,我们不会服从权力,而是考虑你。当我们通过新的法案时,我们不会听从权势,而是倾听你。  When it comes to taxes we will prioritise not the wealthy, but you. When it comes to opportunity we won"t entrench the advantages of the fortunate few, we will do everything we can to help anybody, whatever your background, to go as far as your talents will take you.  在税收方面,我们不会优先考虑富人,而是关心你。在机会方面,我们不会巩固少数幸运儿的优势,而是不遗余力地帮助每一个人最大限度地发挥其才能,不论其背景如何。  We are living through an important moment in our country"s history.  我们正处于国家历史上的一个重要时刻。  Following the referendum, we face a time of great national change. And I know because we"re Great Britain we will rise to the challenge.  全民公投过后,我们面临着一段巨大的国家变革时期。我相信,因为我们是伟大的英国,我们将迎接挑战。  As we leave the European Union we will forge a bold new positive role for ourselves in the world and we will make Britain a country that works not for a privileged few but for every one of us.  在英国退出欧盟期间,我们将在全球树立勇敢、崭新且积极的形象,我们将使英国成为一个不为拥有特权的少数、而是为每一位人民服务的国家。  That will be the mission of the government I lead and together we will build a better Britain.  这将是我所领导的政府的使命,我们将联合起来,建立一个更加美好的英国。
2023-07-14 12:36:021

餐厅主管该做些什么有谁知道啊

这个问题我也在找.但我大到总结出十来条,在此我也不一一列举啦!只说几点吧~一、 够能耐才有人三顾茅庐。 二、 好主管首先要敬业。 三、 肩膀就是用来挑担子的。 四、 出了错,主管要勇于承担责任。 五、 谨慎驶的万年船。 六、 兵也,商也,细节决定成败。 七、 一流主管要具备一流执行力。 八、 忠诚是职场最为重要的品质。 九、 做老板的好助手。 十、 自动自发,何妨走在老板前头。 十一、 劝谏老板也是主管的本分。 十二、 认准了就不再跳槽。 十三、 榜样的力量是无穷的。 十四、 营造事业发展的关系网。 十五、 大造优秀的团队。 二六、 集思广益,二七、分工合力,协作制胜。 二八、 授权属下,担子,章子都给他。 二九、 板起铁面,维护纪律的尊严。 二十、 激励部属,活用各种手段。
2023-07-14 12:36:092

本人是新加坡PR,如何才能最方便的把老公带到新加坡?

Budget: Restructure economy, reduce reliance on foreign workforcePosted: 17 February 2012 1614 hrsPhotos 1 of 1 Singapore workersSINGAPORE: Budget 2012 will prioritise to restructure Singapore"s economy so that incomes can grow steadily.It also aims to build an inclusive society by generating resources to help all Singaporeans get a fair share of the economic pie.This year"s budget also provides significant support to older Singaporeans, those with disabilities and lower-income citizens.Mr Tharman said the first major priority of this budget is restructuring the economy on the basis of skills, innovation and productivity.He said the government will now have to look further to reduce reliance on the foreign workforce.This is by lowering the limit of foreign workers in which firms in the manufacturing and service sectors can hire through a calibrated reduction in the Dependency Ratio Ceilings (DRCs), which specify the maximum proportion of foreign workers a company can hire.From July 2012, the DRC for manufacturing companies will be lowered from 65 per cent to 60 per cent. Firms in the service industry will see DRC reduced from 50 per cent to 45 per cent.An estimated 500 manufacturing companies and 8,500 service companies should be affected by the DRC changes.Mr Tharman noted that a slow growth year ahead is a good chance to lower "DRCs across the board in both manufacturing and services. All firms can then take this into account in their future hiring decisions," he said.And across all sectors, S Pass Sub-DRC will also be reduced from 25 per cent to 20 per cent.Companies which hire new foreign workers will not be allowed to exceed the new DRCs from July 2012, but existing foreign workers will not be affected by this change until June 2014.Foreign workers in the construction sector will also be affected, as the Man-Year Entitlement quotas will also be reduced by five per cent.Budget 2012 will also see a comprehensive set of measures to help older Singaporeans find work and build up their savings.Those with disabilities will get help to maximise their potential at each stage of life and more support will be given to lower income in the form of GST Vouchers.Mr Tharman also promised more support for their children"s education.Besides restructuring the economy to sustain growth while incomes grow steadily, Budget 2012 also provides for Singapore"s economy to grow on the basis of skills, innovation and productivity.More help will be given to support the lower and middle income Singaporeans though education, work, housing and healthcare,Help will also be given for the lower income to acquire skills so they can hold good jobs and consequently improve their incomes over time.But the right balance in public finances must be struck as social expenditures will grow in the coming years.- CNA/fa
2023-07-14 12:36:194

请问进入盛世长城广州分公司做实习生有什么要求?

Responsible for developing strategic insights for clients that enable them to transform or transcend their current situation to meet their business goals-Requires good understanding of business and competitive dynamics and the impact of branding-Requires ability to manage and leverage personnel or other resources to complete necessary discovery / research needs-Requires ability to quickly synthesize information to prioritise most relevant facts and to identify missing information gaps-Requires ability to collaborate with account management team, creative team members to validate and refine recommendation prior to client presentation-Requires ability to communicate findings and recommendations in a clear and compelling manner in written, oral and presentation forms-Responsible for participating discussions with client and / or internal teams (including brainstorming sessions), as appropriate-May require understanding of facilitation / moderation skills and techniques-Requires “presence” to energize discussion to achieve goals-Responsible for assisting Head of Contextual Planning and Account Management Team leaders in developing and implementing client-oriented strategic services-Conduct Xploring and consumer insight studies-Requires understanding of Saatchi & Saatchi"s Lovemark Organised Idea concept and its approach-Requires ability to adapt most up- to- date communication trend and to validate its potential value to client"s brand communicationKnowledge, Skill and Experience-Bachelor"s degree or equivalent-5+ years practical experience in international ad agency in brand management, media planning or strategic planning-Understanding of branding, its areas of focus and their application, tools and necessary research technique and terminology-Familiarity with statistical analysis and its application-Good understanding in Chinese and English, in written and oral
2023-07-14 12:36:381

compare writing email and writing letter

比较文字电子邮件和文字信件
2023-07-14 12:37:084

阿联酋海湾第一银行信用程度怎样啊,我的客户用这个银行开的信用证

信用证方式有一个特点是,信用证是一种银行信用,它是银行的一种担保文件。所以只要是银行开出的信用证,就没有问题。
2023-07-14 12:37:242

prioritise和prioritize有什么区别

prioritise和prioritize的区别在于解释、词性、在句子成分的不同:1、解释的不同prioritise:优化。prioritize:把 ... 区分优先次序。2、词性的不同prioritise:名词。prioritize:动词或者动名词。3、在句子成分的不同prioritise:在句子作不及物名词,谓语名词。prioritize:在句子作不及物动词,宾语。
2023-07-14 12:37:431

prioritise这个单词怎么记?

pri ori tise
2023-07-14 12:37:552

计划英语怎么读

make plans或prioritise things
2023-07-14 12:38:041

做老板助理,有什么细节要注意?

我觉得必须要成为一个细致的人,助理的话粗心大意的人是干不来的吧,最重要的就是要把老板给你交代的时候一定要记得很清楚
2023-07-14 12:38:145

急需...英文填空

personalfromareonuptimesEatthedietPleasewhatyourselfDoatmakeisup
2023-07-14 12:39:112

英语作文:My views on helping others

Support is an interesting beast. I"d like to think that if I"m helping someone, I"m doing so without the expectation that they would one day do for me a particular service. But to be honest, when I would like a little help and it doesn"t come from the people who I"ve helped, people who I"d like to believe would want to help me without me even having to ask. It"s a pretty rotten feeling, a feeling I wonder why I have.If I am truly to say I have no expectations of return, then surely, when no return comes I shouldn"t be affected by it at all, right?I suppose, it"s always that much more real when it actually happens. And in truth pure altruism is rare, if it exists in humans at all.I"ve seen memes going around on social network outlets that have statements along the lines of “Don"t help those, who don"t help you” this on the surface makes sense, but is in direct contradiction to the selfless, community aware persons we are supposed to be. However to be altruistic means self sacrifice, as one would always prioritise the needs of others over their own, even at their own expense.So which one, does one choose?Do I seek altruism, even to the detriment of my own progress?Or do I refuse to help/support anyone unless clear understanding of a return of favour is established?I do believe balance is key to everything (or at least most things), finding that balance however perhaps isn"t as easy as one might like, it"s a continual learning experienceI certainly cannot claim to be selfless, although I don"t necessarily expect a return of favour, it would be nice if that happened. But, I do have to accept that it won"t always happen, and if it doesn"t, I then have to decide if I should continue to help/support said person, or if that person has used up all the ‘damns" I have to give.It"s not something one can put a number on, so in closing, I shall say, pay attention to your feelings, they would tell you things about yourself you may not want to know, but would have to deal with.仅供参考,来源:http://www.uncivilisedart.com/words/the-selfishness-of-helping-others-article/
2023-07-14 12:39:201

my views on e-life英语作文

Support is an interesting beast.Iu2019d like to think that if Iu2019m helping someone,Iu2019m doing so without the expectation that they would one day do for me a particular service.But to be honest,when I would like a little help and it doesnu2019t come from the people who Iu2019ve helped,people who Iu2019d like to believe would want to help me without me even having to ask.Itu2019s a pretty rotten feeling,a feeling I wonder why I have.If I am truly to say I have no expectations of return,then surely,when no return comes I shouldnu2019t be affected by it at all,right?I suppose,itu2019s always that much more real when it actually happens.And in truth pure altruism is rare,if it exists in humans at all.Iu2019ve seen memes going around on social network outlets that have statements along the lines of “Donu2019t help those,who donu2019t help you” this on the surface makes sense,but is in direct contradiction to the selfless,community aware persons we are supposed to be.However to be altruistic means self sacrifice,as one would always prioritise the needs of others over their own,even at their own expense.So which one,does one choose?Do I seek altruism,even to the detriment of my own progress?Or do I refuse to help/support anyone unless clear understanding of a return of favour is established?I do believe balance is key to everything (or at least most things),finding that balance however perhaps isnu2019t as easy as one might like,itu2019s a continual learning experienceI certainly cannot claim to be selfless,although I donu2019t necessarily expect a return of favour,it would be nice if that happened.But,I do have to accept that it wonu2019t always happen,and if it doesnu2019t,I then have to decide if I should continue to help/support said person,or if that person has used up all the u2018damnsu2019 I have to give.Itu2019s not something one can put a number on,so in closing,I shall say,pay attention to your feelings,they would tell you things about yourself you may not want to know,but would have to deal with.
2023-07-14 12:39:291

英语作文my views on exercise

Support is an interesting beast. I"d like to think that if I"m helping someone, I"m doing so without the expectation that they would one day do for me a particular service. But to be honest, when I would like a little help and it doesn"t come from the people who I"ve helped, people who I"d like to believe would want to help me without me even having to ask. It"s a pretty rotten feeling, a feeling I wonder why I have.If I am truly to say I have no expectations of return, then surely, when no return comes I shouldn"t be affected by it at all, right?I suppose, it"s always that much more real when it actually happens. And in truth pure altruism is rare, if it exists in humans at all.I"ve seen memes going around on social network outlets that have statements along the lines of “Don"t help those, who don"t help you” this on the surface makes sense, but is in direct contradiction to the selfless, community aware persons we are supposed to be. However to be altruistic means self sacrifice, as one would always prioritise the needs of others over their own, even at their own expense.So which one, does one choose?Do I seek altruism, even to the detriment of my own progress?Or do I refuse to help/support anyone unless clear understanding of a return of favour is established?I do believe balance is key to everything (or at least most things), finding that balance however perhaps isn"t as easy as one might like, it"s a continual learning experienceI certainly cannot claim to be selfless, although I don"t necessarily expect a return of favour, it would be nice if that happened. But, I do have to accept that it won"t always happen, and if it doesn"t, I then have to decide if I should continue to help/support said person, or if that person has used up all the ‘damns" I have to give.It"s not something one can put a number on, so in closing, I shall say, pay attention to your feelings, they would tell you things about yourself you may not want to know, but would have to deal with.
2023-07-14 12:39:381

用英语翻译

Grape is a kind of fruit, with differernt color and shape. The most common color are purple and green, and the most common shape are round and ellipse. There are always dozens of units assemble together, makes them very nice and full. It always tasts sweat or a sweet-sour flavor.
2023-07-14 12:39:592

asos的件一个月都未到

应该是找不到地址丢件了 如果你是通过贝宝付款的 建议你用贝宝申请退款
2023-07-14 12:40:142

餐厅主管要具备哪些条件?

一、以身作则: 身为一名基层管理人员首先必须在工作中时刻作好榜样作用,从执行饭店的规章制度到仪容仪表、言行举止、工作态度等方面都应率先垂范,作好员工的带头人。应该明白“身教重于言教”的道理,少用语言多用行动和自身形象来影响员工、带动员工、引导员工和教育员工。“没有不好的士兵,只有不好的将军”,员工工作的好坏,犹如一面镜子,可以直接反射出一个管理人员的管理能力。二、业务素质: 俗话说“打铁还需自身硬”,一个好的基层管理人员,首先要熟练掌握本班组或部门的理论知识和业务操作技能。试想,身为管理人员,如果自己都未掌握这些知识,何来的质量标准,如何去检验和指导员工的工作质量?又怎能让员工对你的管理心服口服?三、公平、公正: 在管理工作中最忌讳的不是规章制度如何如何的严格,而是在执行这个规章制度的过程是否公平、公正的。任何因小团体、私人关系好恶等造成的偏袒都会引发员工的不满导致管理者的信任危机,并直接影响到规章制度的执行与工作的有利开展。四、坦诚相待: 在工作中应有“大腹能容,海纳百川”的姿态,能听进不同的声音,不管是持相同意见或是意见相佐。“良药苦口,忠良逆耳”,特别对能勇敢向你提出不同看法的员工,应能本着坦诚相待的态度对待问题,有员工向你提出不同的看法,应感到庆幸,说明员工信任你,希望你能做得更好。不能采取置之不理、排斥,甚至打击报复方式,这样的管理人员只会让员工看不起你,从而抵触你。五、学习能力: 学无止境,俗语说“活到老,学到老”,一个组织要不断地发展、进步,就要求成员应不断学习新的知识。在当今日新月异的信息社会,作为变化极大的饭店业基层管理的领班与主管,更应该千方百计抽出时间,不断学习。只有通过学习才能不断提高自身素质,在激烈的人才市场竞争中取得一席之地,也才能及时掌握行业动向,和市场同步前进。才能更好地引导和培训你所在部门或班组内的成员不断进步。不学习或凭老一套经验做事是不可取的。六、培训能力: 一个部门、班组内成员的工作绩效与所在部门、班组的主管、领班的培训能力有着直接的关系。培训是饭店业永恒的主题,我们的主管、领班必须具备培训部门或班组员工的能力。作为一名基层管理人员除了做好自身工作外,还应针对员工工作中存在的不足和饭店的阶段计划做好培训工作。只有整个班组或部门的大部分员工都是积极上进的,整个团队才能进步(当今企业管理界提倡的“橄榄形”团队原理)。七、分析、判断能力: 对工作中出现的问题和员工的工作表现,根据事实能作出客观的分析、判断与评价。有自己的思想与判断能力,不人云亦云,做“学舌鹦鹉”,也不优柔寡断,更不参于传播道听途说的小道消息。八、责任心: 工作中勇于负责,对上级、下属、客人乃至整个社会抱有高度责任心。特别是工作中出现失误时,能勇于承担责任,不推卸责任,并积极寻找原因,及时改正,防止类似事情的再次发生。员工最看不起,也最不喜欢的是他的上司在碰到问题或需要承担责任时,总是千方百计寻找借口,推脱自己的责任。这样的管理人员何来的威信可言。九、沟通、协调能力: 这里的沟通包括内部沟通与外部沟通。内部沟通即与上层领导之间的沟通(上级)、与其它横向相关人员之间的协调(平级)和与属下员工之间的沟通(下级)。因涉及的内容太多,在此不一一列举。外部沟通主要指与客人之间的沟通,作为基层管理人员与客人之间的沟通一般主要是饭店内服务方面的沟通,如了解客人的消费需求、征询客人对服务产品的满意度、处理客人的不满(处于抱怨阶段的处理,如上升到投诉阶段时,一般由部门经理等中高层管理人员或大堂副理专职人员处理。)等方面。十、语言能力: 这里的语言包括形体语言和口头语言。形体语言主要体现在和上司沟通与下属的交流中能使用正确的形体语言,如目光的接触等方面(如员工在工作繁忙时,投以关注的眼光便可让员工有“累,但快乐着”的感觉。)。口头语言主要指在管理和服务语言中不能使用生硬的命令、训斥、讥讽、漫骂、威胁或是乞求等之类的语言。很多时候领班、主管都犯有一些管理过程中使用不恰当的语句,给普通员工造成极大的心理压力,让员工觉得反感,甚至是开始抵触。十一、应变能力: 权宜通达,机动进取,不抱残守缺,不墨守成规,特别是在出现紧急突发事件时,能够兼顾饭店与客人的利益,寻求最佳结合点,圆满解决问题。这种应变能力不是一朝一夕造就的,应在平时工作与学习中多积累经验,才能在突发事件时临阵不乱。十二、观察力: 善于察言观色,对客方面,能从客人的着装、言行举止上分析客人心理和想法,以便更好地服务好客人。对内方面,能洞察领导、员工的心思,这里不指刻意去研究上级的心理,讨好、奉承等方面。主要是通过细致的观察,更好了解他人,以便更好地开展工作。十三、组织能力: 能充分发挥部属的才能,善于组织人力、物力和财力,以最少的投入取得最佳的工作效果。
2023-07-14 12:40:242

新加坡PR 合同问题

Budget: Restructure economy, reduce reliance on foreign workforcePosted: 17 February 2012 1614 hrsPhotos 1 of 1 Singapore workersSINGAPORE: Budget 2012 will prioritise to restructure Singapore"s economy so that incomes can grow steadily.It also aims to build an inclusive society by generating resources to help all Singaporeans get a fair share of the economic pie.This year"s budget also provides significant support to older Singaporeans, those with disabilities and lower-income citizens.Mr Tharman said the first major priority of this budget is restructuring the economy on the basis of skills, innovation and productivity.He said the government will now have to look further to reduce reliance on the foreign workforce.This is by lowering the limit of foreign workers in which firms in the manufacturing and service sectors can hire through a calibrated reduction in the Dependency Ratio Ceilings (DRCs), which specify the maximum proportion of foreign workers a company can hire.From July 2012, the DRC for manufacturing companies will be lowered from 65 per cent to 60 per cent. Firms in the service industry will see DRC reduced from 50 per cent to 45 per cent.An estimated 500 manufacturing companies and 8,500 service companies should be affected by the DRC changes.Mr Tharman noted that a slow growth year ahead is a good chance to lower "DRCs across the board in both manufacturing and services. All firms can then take this into account in their future hiring decisions," he said.And across all sectors, S Pass Sub-DRC will also be reduced from 25 per cent to 20 per cent.Companies which hire new foreign workers will not be allowed to exceed the new DRCs from July 2012, but existing foreign workers will not be affected by this change until June 2014.Foreign workers in the construction sector will also be affected, as the Man-Year Entitlement quotas will also be reduced by five per cent.Budget 2012 will also see a comprehensive set of measures to help older Singaporeans find work and build up their savings.Those with disabilities will get help to maximise their potential at each stage of life and more support will be given to lower income in the form of GST Vouchers.Mr Tharman also promised more support for their children"s education.Besides restructuring the economy to sustain growth while incomes grow steadily, Budget 2012 also provides for Singapore"s economy to grow on the basis of skills, innovation and productivity.More help will be given to support the lower and middle income Singaporeans though education, work, housing and healthcare,Help will also be given for the lower income to acquire skills so they can hold good jobs and consequently improve their incomes over time.But the right balance in public finances must be struck as social expenditures will grow in the coming years.- CNA/fa
2023-07-14 12:40:374

新加坡好吗?

Budget: Restructure economy, reduce reliance on foreign workforcePosted: 17 February 2012 1614 hrsPhotos 1 of 1 Singapore workersSINGAPORE: Budget 2012 will prioritise to restructure Singapore"s economy so that incomes can grow steadily.It also aims to build an inclusive society by generating resources to help all Singaporeans get a fair share of the economic pie.This year"s budget also provides significant support to older Singaporeans, those with disabilities and lower-income citizens.Mr Tharman said the first major priority of this budget is restructuring the economy on the basis of skills, innovation and productivity.He said the government will now have to look further to reduce reliance on the foreign workforce.This is by lowering the limit of foreign workers in which firms in the manufacturing and service sectors can hire through a calibrated reduction in the Dependency Ratio Ceilings (DRCs), which specify the maximum proportion of foreign workers a company can hire.From July 2012, the DRC for manufacturing companies will be lowered from 65 per cent to 60 per cent. Firms in the service industry will see DRC reduced from 50 per cent to 45 per cent.An estimated 500 manufacturing companies and 8,500 service companies should be affected by the DRC changes.Mr Tharman noted that a slow growth year ahead is a good chance to lower "DRCs across the board in both manufacturing and services. All firms can then take this into account in their future hiring decisions," he said.And across all sectors, S Pass Sub-DRC will also be reduced from 25 per cent to 20 per cent.Companies which hire new foreign workers will not be allowed to exceed the new DRCs from July 2012, but existing foreign workers will not be affected by this change until June 2014.Foreign workers in the construction sector will also be affected, as the Man-Year Entitlement quotas will also be reduced by five per cent.Budget 2012 will also see a comprehensive set of measures to help older Singaporeans find work and build up their savings.Those with disabilities will get help to maximise their potential at each stage of life and more support will be given to lower income in the form of GST Vouchers.Mr Tharman also promised more support for their children"s education.Besides restructuring the economy to sustain growth while incomes grow steadily, Budget 2012 also provides for Singapore"s economy to grow on the basis of skills, innovation and productivity.More help will be given to support the lower and middle income Singaporeans though education, work, housing and healthcare,Help will also be given for the lower income to acquire skills so they can hold good jobs and consequently improve their incomes over time.But the right balance in public finances must be struck as social expenditures will grow in the coming years.- CNA/fa
2023-07-14 12:40:463

求大神翻译!谢谢!!不要用翻译器,谢谢.

oh这是一篇关于西班牙前天1比5输球的文章说西班牙被不常见地狠狠的羞辱了,下半场踢太烂。赛前人们的很多疑问得到了否定答复(什么守门员是不是世界最好的啦。。。后面两个问题有球星的名字不知道啊自己百度吧)上半场打得蛮好的。8分钟守门员就有勇猛扑球,那时候大家还觉得荷兰不行了呢。27分钟的进球让人们更加期待西班牙队获胜我赶脚你这文章没完呢。下面肯定长篇大论的说西班牙怎么被羞辱了。看口吻应该是一个偏向于西班牙的评论员痛心疾首写的
2023-07-14 12:41:111

酒店,面试餐厅主管

管理餐厅所有员工,服务质量,餐具的摆放和清洁情况,地面的清洁,如果还有后厨的话还要和行政总厨沟通好,包括菜品质量,卫生,防火,备货,厨师,库存,你只去监督和管理,责任到人,出现和客人的分歧一定要让客人满意,捣乱的不算。提前和下属说好,当着客人面,员工是要吃点亏的,过后在表扬奖励都成,经济危机吗,客户是上帝
2023-07-14 12:41:223

科技英文翻译解析

第一句just改称recently 第二段第二行activity 和shift之间用andwhen this was done 改称when done
2023-07-14 12:41:432

ACCA5年工作经验换ACA(ICAEW)

从今年开始,从ACCA升级为ACA这个途径已经关闭停止了。
2023-07-14 12:41:532

作文:my views on educational visits

Support is an interesting beast.I"d like to think that if I"m helping someone,I"m doing so without the expectation that they would one day do for me a particular service.But to be honest,when I would like a little help and it doesn"t come from the people who I"ve helped,people who I"d like to believe would want to help me without me even having to ask.It"s a pretty rotten feeling,a feeling I wonder why I have.If I am truly to say I have no expectations of return,then surely,when no return comes I shouldn"t be affected by it at all,right?I suppose,it"s always that much more real when it actually happens.And in truth pure altruism is rare,if it exists in humans at all.I"ve seen memes going around on social network outlets that have statements along the lines of “Don"t help those,who don"t help you” this on the surface makes sense,but is in direct contradiction to the selfless,community aware persons we are supposed to be.However to be altruistic means self sacrifice,as one would always prioritise the needs of others over their own,even at their own expense.So which one,does one choose?Do I seek altruism,even to the detriment of my own progress?Or do I refuse to help/support anyone unless clear understanding of a return of favour is established?I do believe balance is key to everything (or at least most things),finding that balance however perhaps isn"t as easy as one might like,it"s a continual learning experienceI certainly cannot claim to be selfless,although I don"t necessarily expect a return of favour,it would be nice if that happened.But,I do have to accept that it won"t always happen,and if it doesn"t,I then have to decide if I should continue to help/support said person,or if that person has used up all the ‘damns" I have to give.It"s not something one can put a number on,so in closing,I shall say,pay attention to your feelings,they would tell you things about yourself you may not want to know,but would have to deal with.
2023-07-14 12:42:011

我重装不了系统

第3张图,选择HARD disk 回车进入,把CD改第一启动,按F10保存,在试试
2023-07-14 12:42:103

英语作文:what do l think of my,快快快~在线等待

Support is an interesting beast.I"d like to think that if I"m helping someone,I"m doing so without the expectation that they would one day do for me a particular service.But to be honest,when I would like a little help and it doesn"t come from the people who I"ve helped,people who I"d like to believe would want to help me without me even having to ask.It"s a pretty rotten feeling,a feeling I wonder why I have.If I am truly to say I have no expectations of return,then surely,when no return comes I shouldn"t be affected by it at all,right?I suppose,it"s always that much more real when it actually happens.And in truth pure altruism is rare,if it exists in humans at all.I"ve seen memes going around on social network outlets that have statements along the lines of “Don"t help those,who don"t help you” this on the surface makes sense,but is in direct contradiction to the selfless,community aware persons we are supposed to be.However to be altruistic means self sacrifice,as one would always prioritise the needs of others over their own,even at their own expense.So which one,does one choose?Do I seek altruism,even to the detriment of my own progress?Or do I refuse to help/support anyone unless clear understanding of a return of favour is established?I do believe balance is key to everything (or at least most things),finding that balance however perhaps isn"t as easy as one might like,it"s a continual learning experienceI certainly cannot claim to be selfless,although I don"t necessarily expect a return of favour,it would be nice if that happened.But,I do have to accept that it won"t always happen,and if it doesn"t,I then have to decide if I should continue to help/support said person,or if that person has used up all the ‘damns" I have to give.It"s not something one can put a number on,so in closing,I shall say,pay attention to your feelings,they would tell you things about yourself you may not want to know,but would have to deal with.
2023-07-14 12:42:171

卡西欧mtg-g1000后面跟着的d,gb,rb,rg,rs,sg分别是什么意思?有什么区别?

一般来说代表 不同颜色( G:金属 B:黑色 R:玫瑰金)或是材质 (D:不锈钢材质 T:钛金属 YT:黑色涂层的钛金属)一些限量款都是有独特的英文缩写
2023-07-14 12:37:021

youaremyvalentine汉语什么意思

You are my valentine.你是我的情人
2023-07-14 12:37:042

连词 英语 neither nor

都是连词 后一个不用单独加ing not only + do 则 but also + do not only + doing 则 but also + doing neither nor 同理
2023-07-14 12:37:051

有没有搞笑的笑话啊,给我说说。

  1.校长和英语老师一起去法国某中学访问,校长在礼堂讲话,英语老师做翻译。   校长:“各位老师们,同学们!”   英语老师:“ladies and gentlemen!”   校长:“各位女士们,先生们!”   英语老师-_-!想了下说:“Good morning!”   校长:“早上好!”   英语老师:…… ==”汗   2.说有一只北极熊,因为雪地太刺眼了,必须要戴墨镜才能看东西, 可是他找不到墨镜,于是闭着眼睛爬来爬去在地上找,爬呀爬呀,把手脚都爬的脏兮兮的才找到墨镜。 戴上墨镜,对着镜子一照,这才发现:哦,原来我是一只熊猫   3.一只北极熊孤单的呆在冰上发呆,实在无聊就开始拔自己的毛玩,一根,两根,三根,最后拔的一根不剩,然后他就冷死了。   4.从前从前有一只鸟,他每天都会经过一片玉米田,但是很不幸的,有一天那片玉米田发生了火灾,所有的玉米都变成了爆米花!!!小鸟飞过去以后……以为下雪,就冷死了。   5.小明新理了发,第二天来到学校,同学们看到他的新发型,笑道:小明,你的头型好像个风筝哦!小明觉得很委屈,就跑到外面哭,哭着哭着,他就飞起来了。   6.蜘蛛爱上了蝴蝶,蝴蝶却拒绝了它,蜘蛛问:为什么?这是为什么!蝴蝶说:我妈说了,整天在网上混的都不是好人.   7.夏日炎炎的一天,两只香蕉走在路上。走在前面的香蕉突然觉得好热,他说,好热哦,我要把衣服脱掉。结果他就把皮给剥掉了。 结果后面的香蕉就跌倒了。然后脱了衣服的香蕉就变成了香蕉干~   8.有一天,三个探险家终于寻找到"希望之谷",传说中,只要站在山谷边大喊心中想要的东西,然后往山谷中跳下去,就会得到满坑满谷所想要的东西。于是他们三个决定试看看。   第一个是个色鬼,因此他大喊"女人!女人!"往下一跳果真有满坑满谷的美女正等着他.   第二个是个书呆子,喊了"书书书书书!"然后,跳到山谷里也得到满坑满谷的书.   第三个是个优柔寡断的人,左思右想总是无法决定自己的最爱,过了一个小时以后,他终于下定决心,觉得还是钞票最有用了,于是他走向山谷边.一不小心踢到一颗石头,他骂了一声"shit!"不料一个重心不稳跌下山谷。   9.小明呢,就明天要考试窝,但晚上却在看电视   小明妈妈就担心地问:书都看完了吗?明天要考试啊   小明就爽快地回答:妈,我看完了。   小明妈妈就很开心的赞扬小明:乖,那明天你一定考得很好呢   小明哭着说:妈,我是说,‘妈,我看,完了"。   10.熊猫深爱着小鹿,表达爱意时却遭到拒绝。 熊猫大吼~为什麼?这一切都是为什麼? 小鹿胆怯地说:我妈说了,戴墨镜的都是不良少年   11.有一天小明走在路上!走着走着突然觉得脚很酸!为什么会这样呢?因为小明踩到柠檬了!   12.汉字当中哪个字最酷?丁字裤(酷)   巾”对“币”说:儿啊。你戴上博士帽,也就身价百倍了。   “尺”对“尽”说:姐姐,结果出来了。你怀的是双胞胎。   “臣”对“巨”说:和你一样的面积。我却有三室俩厅。   13.某日,一个大学老师提问一学生,树上有十只鸟,开枪打死一只,还剩几只?   学生反问:是无声手枪吗?不是枪声有多大?80-100分贝。在这个城市打鸟犯不犯法?不犯。您确定那只鸟真的被打死了吗?确定。这时,老师已经不耐烦了:“,你告诉我还剩几只鸟就行了,OK?树上的鸟里有没有聋子?没有。有没有被关在笼子里挂在树上的?没有。边上有没有其他的树,树上还有没有其他的鸟?没有。如果有鸟怀孕了,算不算肚子里的小鸟?不算。 打鸟的人眼有没有花?没有花,就十只。教师已经是满头是汗,且下课铃响,但学生继续问:有没有傻得不怕死的鸟?都怕死。会不会一枪打死两只?不会。学生满怀信心地说:,如果您的回答没有骗人“打死的鸟要是挂在树上没有掉下来,那么就剩一只,如果掉下来,就一只不剩。老师当即口吐白沫倒在地上!   14.一天,有人经过十字路口,发现一件超级恐怖的事,他发现卡卡西和孙悟空竟然在笑!   15.很久很久以前,有一晚,池塘里有三只虾,哈哈哈,一个女鬼放了一个屁死了。   16.一个搞生物研究的女外星人来到地球,转了一圈后,觉得人类基因有不少可借鉴之处,于是她抓了个男人,想把他和关于人类基因的文本资料一起带回。可飞船体积小,没法带他走,资料又过于庞大,不能一次带完。焦虑之际,飞船的电脑帮助系统道:“这人身上有一根小小的棒子即可解决你所有问题……”这时她才恍然大悟,笑着留着口水对那个男人说:“。。。。。把U盘给我!” 。   17.有一个陷儿正过马路,结果不小心被卡车压瘪了,他奄奄一息的时候看了看自己的身体,他说:“原来我是豆沙馅儿的,不是肉馅儿的”   18.大哥,你别在摸了!你摸了上面摸下面,毛都让你摸掉了,这么嫩的皮,被你摸的都流水了!你让俺以后怎么卖?这桃都是新鲜的,您不买就算了!   19.从前有只小羊,有天他出去玩,结果碰上了大灰狼。 大灰狼说:我要吃了你!!!小羊大惊!你们猜,结果怎么了?结果大灰狼就把小羊吃了。   20.从前有个剑客,他人很冷,心很冷,剑很冷,最后冷死了   21.从前有一只老虎在马路上追一只鹿!鹿大惊于是越跑越快,最后就变成了高速公路   22.有一个西红柿,被石头拌了一跤吧嗒摔烂了,又有一个西红柿吧嗒又摔烂了,还有一个西红柿吧嗒吧嗒吧嗒吧嗒吧嗒无数个西红柿摔烂了最后一个西红柿也摔倒了啊嗒耶!番茄酱耶!   23.士兵问连长:作战时踩到地雷咋办?连长大为恼火:靠,能咋办?踩坏了照价赔偿。   24.一天,三只小猪为了躲避大灰狼的追赶,而建造了三个小屋。大灰狼不费劲的吹毁了草屋,木屋,砖屋,三只小猪们拼命的跑,但是还是被大灰狼追上了。三只小猪绝望地说,你看着办吧。我们放弃了,随你怎样。此时,大灰狼奸笑着,留着口水说:那快告诉我小红帽在哪里?   25.大象把大便排在路中央,一只蚂蚁正好路过,它抬头望了望那云雾缭绕的顶峰,不禁唱到:呀啦索,这就是青藏高原!~~~~   26.在铁路旁大号却没带纸时,别着急,火车会提醒你:裤擦,裤擦,裤裤擦!在河边上大号却没带纸时,别着急,青蛙会告诉你:棍刮,棍刮,棍棍刮!   27.有两个造假钞的不小心造出面值15元的假钞,两人决定拿到偏远山区花掉,当他们拿一张15元买了1元的糖葫芦好,他们哭了,农民找了他们两张7块的。   28.某人新装的电话刚好是电影院退租的,所以常常有人打电话询问放映中的电影,刚开始,他总是好言解释这部电话已经不是电影院的了,现在已经是他的,请以后不要再打来,日子一久,他也觉得好烦,于是接到这类电话就简短的说:“你打错了!”这样也省些口水。 有一天对方又传来熟悉的声音:“请问现在正上映什么片子?”他照例说:“你打错了!”一阵沉默后,对方答:“是国产片还是洋片呢?   29.一人爬墙出校,被校长抓到了,校长问:为什么不从校门走?答曰:美特斯邦威,不走寻常路。校长又问:这么高的墙怎么翻过去的啊?他指了指裤子说:李宁,一切皆有可能。   校长再问:翻墙是什么感觉?他指了指鞋子说:特步,飞一般的感觉。第2天他从正门进学校,校长问:怎么不翻墙了?他说:安踏,我选择,我喜欢。第3天他穿混混装,校长说:不能穿混混装!他说:穿什么就是什么,森玛服饰。 第4天他穿背心上学,校长说,不能穿背心上学。他说,男人,简单就好,爱蹬堡服饰。 校长说我要记你大过。他说:为什么?校长说,动感地带,我的地盘我做主。   30生活真是没劲儿,上个月我的一个哥们儿向我借了4000块钱,说要去做一个整形手术, 结果现在完全不知道他变成什么模样了,Oh4000块。   31.抢劫者须知:本行职员只懂西班牙语,请您抢劫时一定要有耐心,最好携带翻译一名, 谢谢!   32.你瞎了眼啊?这么大的盾牌你看不见,偏偏要把石头朝我脑袋上扔!   33.我想我应该去减肥了,上次献血的时候,居然流出了一百毫升的猪油。   34.游客:大师,请问那边的草房子是厕所吗? 和尚:除了那间草房子,其余的地方都是厕所。   35.秀发去无踪,头屑更出众!   36.大便跟小便是好兄弟,有一天大便过马路被车撞死了,小便就说:我好想大便啊…   37.昨天我报名参加了一个减肥训练班,他们要我在训练时穿宽松衣服,岂有此理?如果还有宽松衣服,那我还来报名干嘛?   38.我和妻子已经18个月没说话了,我没机会打断她。   39.贼甲:数数今天一共抢了多少钱? 贼乙:不用,明天看看报纸就知道了。   40.站的更高,尿的更远   41.走自己的路,让别人打车去吧。   42.穿别人的鞋,走自己的路,让他们找去吧。   43.一天深夜,一个年轻女子经过一家精神病院时,突然后面传来“哇”的一声。女子扭头一看,一个一丝不挂的男子正在向她追来。女子吓得拔腿就跑,后面的男人紧追不舍。不好,前面是一条死胡同,女子万念俱灰,跪在地上哭着哀求道:“你愿意干什么就干什么吧,只求你不要杀我。”男子狡黠地笑了笑说:“真的?那现在你开始追我。”   44.一次文艺晚会,主持人上台报幕:下面请欣赏:新疆歌舞,掀起你的头盖骨!全场鸦雀无声,毛骨悚然!!! 寒~~~   45.老虎不发猫,你当我是病危呀!   46.我们宿舍一个人喝多了要去尿尿然后带出一句冷话:尿喝多了,酒就特别多.   47.和我姐姐去李宁买鞋,我姐一开口:“小姐,这鞋多少钱一斤?”   48.以前别人来我阿姨家作客,刚进门的。刚好我阿姨要去上厕所。她连忙招呼客人说:“你们坐哈坐哈,我去厕所给你们倒点茶喝!”   49.大学时候,一同学和我争论问题,一时处于下风,情急中一拍桌子起身大叫:你胡说,我又不是不傻!我唾你一脸狗屎   50.小时候冰棍雪糕的一般都是推着自行车叫卖,有一次,在屋子里听一阿姨喊:新来的雪糕,热乎的。(估计阿姨以前是卖油饼油条的)   51.我同事跟人争执,急了张口来了句“你以为我吃饭长大的啊?”我一直纳闷他到底吃什么长大的。"   52.一次KTV点歌,一MM大声喊:给我点一首周截棍的“双杰伦”。   53.大森林里一天,狐狸在吸大麻,这时小兔子从远处跑来,看到这一切,走过来说:狐狸狐狸,你怎么能吸大麻呢,对身体不好的,看,空气多么新鲜啊,快来和我一起跑步吧。狐狸想想也对,于是就和小兔子一起跑步,跑着跑着,他们看到大象正在吸海洛因,小兔子跑过去对大象说:大象啊大象,你干嘛吸毒呢,看空气多么的新鲜,和我一起跑步吧。大象想来也对,就个他们两一起跑步。 跑着跑着,看到了狮子卷起袖子,正要注射海洛因,小兔子远远的对着狮子喊:狮子啊狮子,吸毒对身体不好啊,看空气多么新鲜,和我一起跑步吧... 只见狮子放下注射器冲了过来,把小兔子狂扁了一顿,大象战战兢兢对狮子说:你为什么打小兔子啊,他不想我们伤害身体多好啊!狮子说:自从兔子吃了摇头丸之后,就天天让我跟他一起跑步!   54.夏天,一只长颈鹿遇到一只兔子,她对兔子很得意地炫耀她的脖子: 啊,小兔子,你知道有个长长的脖子多好吗?你知道那些最高处的树叶是多么鲜嫩甜美吗?你知道夏天喝水的感觉吗?清爽的水慢慢经过脖子,兔子看了她一眼,只说了一句:”你试过吐没有?”   55.有一次我哥哥打我,打的我头上起了一个包。后来我哥哥要装东东,没找到包,就把我头上的包拿去盛东西了。   56.从前有一个棉花糖去打了球打了很长时间,他说:好累啊,我觉得我整个人都软下来了。   57.从前有两个雪人,一个雪人说:我好冷,另一个说:我也很冷,另一个又说:那咱们俩抱在一起吧,于是他们俩就抱在了一起。你猜猜后来怎么了?后来他们就冷死了。   58.偶小时侯吃饭不老实,一老农为了教育我,对我说:六零年苦呀,没饭吃,抠出来的鼻屎从来不扔的   59.有个富豪找佣人,面试的题目是上厕所,前几个上完后都没有洗手就出来了,富豪因此把他们打发走了只有一个洗了手,于是富豪留下了他.可是有一天,富豪却发现他没有洗手就出来了,富豪问他是为什么?佣人答到:“偶今天带了手纸...”   60.一个男子看见一家商店大减价,便走了进去。“您买些什么?”“我想买狗食。”“我们有规定,您必须证明您有狗。”“哪儿有这样的规定?”“减价商品就是这样。”男子与售货员磨了半天,售货员还是不同意卖给他没有办法,男子只好回家把狗带来,才买到了狗食。过了几天,男子又去这家商店买猫食“给我两盒猫食。”“我们有规定,您必须证明您有猫。”还是那个售货员,男子又与她磨蹭了半天结果还是不得不回家把猫带来才买到了猫食。又过了几天,男子抱着挖有一个洞的大纸箱来到那家商店,找到那个售货员“您买些什么?”“你把手伸进去就知道。”售货员把手伸了进去:“是什么呀,粘乎乎的。”“我想买两卷儿手纸。”   61.有个人去带著朋友去探望他的外婆。当他和外婆说话时,他的朋友开始吃著咖啡桌上放的花生,把花生都吃完了当他们离开时,他的朋友对外婆说:「谢谢您的花生」外婆回应说「喔!嗯!唉!自从我牙齿掉光后,我就只能吸掉它们外层的巧克力而已。老了,咳。。。   62.有人很喜欢“麻辣粉丝煲”这道菜。有一次,他上饭馆,又点了这道菜。但侍者告诉他,这道菜已经卖完了。“真的卖完了吗”他很失望地问。“先生,真的卖完了。你瞧,最后一份卖给那桌的先生了。”侍者回答道。那人顺着侍者的指点,看见有个很体面的绅士坐在邻座。绅士的饭菜已经吃得差不多了,但那份“麻辣粉丝煲”居然还是满满的。那人觉得绅士很浪费美味,所以他走到绅士旁边,指着那份“麻辣粉丝煲”,很有礼貌地问:“先生,您这还要吗?”绅士很有风度地摇摇头。于是那人立刻坐下,拿起调羹狼吞虎咽起来。风卷残云,一会儿一半下肚了,突然间他发现在砂锅底躺着一只很小很小但皮毛已长全的小老鼠。一阵恶心那人把吃下去的所有粉丝通通吐回了砂锅里。当他在那儿翻胃不已的时候,那绅士用很同情的眼光看着他,说:“很恶心是吗刚才我也是这样……”   63.这天,酒店老板正在大厅巡视。来了一乞丐上前说道:“老板给个牙签行吗?”老板给他一个打发走了。一会儿,又来一个乞丐也是来要牙签的。老板心想现在这乞丐怎么不要饭改要牙签了?也同样给他一个打发走了,没过多旧,又来一个乞丐。老板对他说“你也是来要牙签的吗?”乞丐说:“有个人吐了,可我晚了一步,已经被前面两个乞丐把能吃的都吃了,现在只剩下汤了。你能给我个吸管吗?   64.老大、老二乘坐飞机,老二晕机,不停呕吐。一袋吐满,老大只好去取袋子,等他回来时,发觉全机人都在不停呕吐。老大问其原因老二说“我看到这只袋子也吐满了,只好又喝进去了半袋,结果他们就全吐了。”   65.一个神父在打高尔夫球,一个修女在旁边观看,第一杆打偏了,神父骂道:“TMD,打偏了!”又打,神父又骂:“TMD,又打偏了!”修女说:“你做为神父说脏话上帝要惩罚的。”话音刚落,只听一个霹雷把修女给劈死了。神父纳闷了:为什么骂人的是我,为什么会劈死修女呢?这时只听天空传来上帝的声音:“TMD,我也打偏了!”   66.中日韩三国足球队主教练一起来到天堂,询问上帝各自的足球队什么时候才能得世界杯冠军,上帝说:韩国需要50年。韩国教练大哭起来:我是见不到了。上帝又说:日本需要100年。日本教练大哭起来:我是见不到了。中国教练连忙问:我们呢?上帝大哭起来:我是见不到了。   67.三个小白兔采到一个蘑菇   两个大的让小的去弄一些野菜一起来吃   小的说 我不去 我走了 你们就吃了我的蘑菇了   两个大的说 不会的 放心去把 于是小白兔就去了~~~   半年过去了 小白兔还没回来 一个大的说 它不回来了 我门吃吧。另一个大的说 再等等吧~~~ 一年过去了 小白兔还没回来 两个大的商量 不必等了 我们吃了吧。就在这时 那个小的白兔突然从旁边丛林中跳出来 生气的说 看!我就知道你们要吃我的蘑菇   68.我们说没尾巴的熊叫无尾熊,那我们说没小鸡鸡的熊叫什麼熊? 答案是母熊,因为母熊本来就没有小鸡鸡。   69.音乐课上 老师弹了一首贝多芬的曲子   小明问小华:“你懂音乐吗?”   小华:“是的”   小明:“那你知道老师在弹什麼吗?”   小华: “钢琴。”   70.从前有个人钓鱼,钓到了只鱿鱼。   鱿鱼求他:你放了我吧,别把我烤来吃啊。   那个人说:好的,那么我来考问你几个问题吧。   鱿鱼很开心说:你考吧你考吧!   然后这人就把鱿鱼给烤了   71.小明在一次车祸中失去了一条腿,   小明在一次车祸中又失去了一条腿   又一次车祸中小明失去了他的另一条腿   一次车祸中小明又失去了他的一条腿   它痛的喊啊喊啊喊啊~~~~~很可怜   其实小明是一条狗   72.有一天,一坨黑色的大便看到了一坨白色的大便,   黑大便问:你为啥长的那么白那么漂亮?   白大便听了非常生气!   他说:我又不是大便!我是冰淇淋!!!   73.有次大热天的打麻将,突然停电了,只好买了蜡烛继续战斗。过了半个小时,实在热得受不了了,一人说:“还是开电风扇吧,热死了。”另一人接口:“不能开,开了会把蜡烛吹灭的。晕==”   74.大学时期,我一同学刚买了手机,办了移动卡,打1860人工台询问,一时激动:“请问你们的地感动带业务……”从免提中我们竟然听到话务员小姐客气的说:“我们的地感动带业务……”全宿舍暴笑!   75..有一天,老师带一群小朋友到山上采水果,   他宣布说:“小朋友,采完水果后,我们统一一起洗,洗完可以一起吃。”   所有小朋友都跑去采水果了。   集合时间一到,所有小朋友都集合了。   老师:“小华,你采到什么?”   小华:“我在洗苹果,因为我采到苹果。”   老师:“小美你呢?”   小美:“我在洗蕃茄,因为我采到蕃茄。”   老师:“小朋友都很棒哦!那阿明你呢?”   阿明:“我在洗布鞋,因为我踩到大便。”   76. 一精神病人狂叫:我是总统,你们都得听我的!   主治医生问他:谁说的?   病人:上帝说的。   听到这儿,旁边一个病人突然跳起来:我可从来没说过!   77.有一个家庭,全家人都非常懒惰。 爸爸叫妈妈做家事,妈妈不想做就叫大姐做,大姐也不想做就叫妹妹做,但是妹妹也不想做就叫小狗做,有一天家里来了一个客人,发现小狗在做家事,很惊讶。问小狗说:小狗,你会做家事啊?!小狗说:没办法,他们不做,都叫我做啊。客人更加惊讶,你会说话!!!小狗:嘘!小声一点,不然他们知道我会说话,又会叫我去接电话...!!   78.乐乐有天跑去动物园喂猴子…将花生丢给猴子吃…但有一只猴子每次都会先将花生塞进屁股…然后再 拿出来吃…乐乐觉得很恶心就跑去问园长…那个猴子为什么会有这种奇怪的举动ㄋㄟ…园长解释道:因为去年有一个人丢个大桃子给他吃..结果那颗大桃子的子无法由屁股顺利的排出…他被害惨啦…所以他现在 一定先把食物塞进屁股量量看,确定可以拉的出来才敢吃…   79.魔王:“公主,你叫破喉咙没有人会来救你!”   公主:“破喉咙!”   没有人:“公主!我来救你了!”   魔王:“见鬼了..”   鬼:“谁发现了我?”   谁:“关我什么事?”   魔王已死!!   80.从前,有一只白猫和一只黑猫,一天,白猫掉到水里去了 ,黑猫把 它救了上来,白猫对黑猫说了一句话   请问...这句话是什么?????答:喵......   81.小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,问:“老板,你们有没有一百个小面包啊?”   老板:“啊,真抱歉,没有那么多”   “这样啊。。。”小白兔垂头丧气地走了。   第二天,小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板,有没有一百个小面包啊?”   老板:“对不起,还是没有啊”   “这样啊。。。”小白兔又垂头丧气地走了。   第三天,小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板,有没有一百个小面包 啊?”   老板高兴的说:“有了,有了,今天我们有一百个小面包了!!”   小白兔掏出钱:“太好了,我买两个!”   82.消防队:哪里着火了?   报警人:我家。   消防队:我是问在什么地方?   报警人:在厨房。   消防队:我是说我们怎么去?   报警人:你们不是有消防车吗?!   83.咖啡杯和水杯一起过马路,这个时候呢,有位老爷爷就大叫“小心哦,现在是红灯。”可是过了一会呢,咖啡杯顺利的过了马路,可是水杯却被卡车撞得水流入注,请问为什么呢?因为咖啡杯有“耳朵”,水杯没有。   84.两颗番茄去逛街,第一颗番茄突然走得很快,第二颗番茄就问:“我们要去哪里?” 第一颗番茄没有回答,第二颗番茄又问了一次。 第一颗番茄还没回答,所以第二颗番茄又问了一次。 第一颗番茄终于慢慢转头说:我们不是番茄吗?我们会说话吗? 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